July 2nd 2015
A palindrome episode, saying goodbye to the first half of 2015, The Playboy Advisor, homegrown opioids and artisanal H, saying good bye to The Dukes of Hazzard, cricket milkshakes, protest the protein, hot tix for Jerry Seinfeld live, tinkering in the off season, Malt Shop Oldies, Tyga's breakfast juice, USA Today Snapshots, the gardener always comes on Thursdays, NPR PBS UYD... please help support the show, shutting down Net Clicks, exploring the Sykesville Auxiliary Police Department, Yay!!!, National Dog House Repair Month, how many people can you trust?, the most endangered places, pick up 2 pieces of trash everyday, Seth's brother / son, Utah loves it's candy, spitting out beers, flavor trip your muscles, Jonathan says goodbye to The Dead, UYD LIVE in a city near you, support your local dildo shop, and evolving feelings towards Hollywood Game Night.
June 25th 2015
Grown ass man things, big changes for Musso and Frank's, Seth gets Fast & Furious, a new transvestite dawn, get your tickets for all of the UYD Live Shows, no Uber for landlines, Seth's Birthday Game, Preaching Bootcamp, taking your guns on vacation, fecal covered swimming holes, hanitizer, The Cabo Cantina takes over LA, Rusty McMullets, Hog Wrestling - Out / Monster Truck Rally - In, a blue cheese / ranch mix up, popping off with fast casuals, noodle burritos, Go Roma, all coaches are creeps, radio spots and blood bracelets, what's up with weird religions?, The Dames n' Games Fight Club, no more Moonshine Task Force, National Share A Sunset With Your Lover Month, man-stresses, high tech old people monitoring, USA Today Snapshots, the length of phone interviews, still no summer jam, the greatest generation must have stunk, and murdered by BLC.
UYD: A passion for simple perfection.
June 18th 2015
A new soldier in the UYD army, Michigan Detroit, the wildcard of conventions, Seth's new motherboard, nerd germs at E3, What Would You Do - Throwback Thursdays, movie money in Anniston AL, SethCloud gets you half way there, bold choices all around for the Lincoln County Sheriff, people still on that dial up, remembering Pre-FOX TV, no internet at sea, Throttle Policy, Camp Mars, In The Yurt With Jared, my parent is in porn, Dear Jonathan, Holly Madison went down the rabbit hole, vaccinate your grandparents, ripped babies, behind closed lab doors, free small coffee for all military personnel, 8600 deadly elevators in Boston, the science of left to right, a BFA in Comedy, muster up the strength to come see UYD Live, and be kind this week.
June 12th 2015
The return of the late night episode, a DVR for internet browsing, the audience is half of the poem, new Olympic sports, Dallas Cowboys Tech, Shanty Music, Camaro research, paparazzi proof airport lounges, alcohol smugglers, Bella and The Bulldogs Jewish Cuckolding, get your UYD Summer Tour tickets now, The 2015 Xtreme Eating Awards, catfished by sweet tea, USA Today Snapshots, the immune kill list, no more body testing, my American drinking problem, dependent cheaters, don't sleep on Father's Day, National Skyscraper Month, blaze on the boats, a special thanks to Sheriff Matt Gentry, only incompetent men ask for help, starting a school lunch tab, Seth returns to television, and The Haverhill High Class of 2014.
June 4th 2015
Multiple technicalities, The Lying Bludys, National Audio Book Appreciation Month, fresh balls for the NFL, Damon Spader stars in Joe Dirt 2, still loving E, Seth as Internet Repair Man #01, Bill Burr rides The Dance, cosmic rays for Mars travelers, an introduction by Fall Out Boy, all offense to Green Day, renting the Three's Company apartment today, online boating licenses, EDM-7UP, Fanpics is watching, more Hollywood street poetry, Jake Gyllenhaal transfers his molecules, bi-coastal bisexual B-day shows, Danny DeVito gets some festival strange, coffee keeps your boners right, the controversy on RuPaul's Drag Race, purchasing unplanned items, the return of What Would You Do?, we're on to Georgia's teacher of the year, and thank you Eleanor.
May 28th 2015
Lost French Easel, a bevy of UYD Live shows, drivers wanted in Missoula MT, what's up with the Sheff-machine?, stop this seismology, The Summer '15 Pride Schedule, reverse cowgirl causality, The Aesthetic Show, The Aging Male Face, Seth's Medical Breast Tumblr, The Playboy Advisor, psychic vampires, The Puerto Rican Shower, saying goodbye to Crazy Mike, The "Made In The USA" Open Call, fake French can openers, more regulations for pornography, world's collide in a Pepsi Max commercial, Maddison AL's first movie theater, you can trace all wrongs back to the white man, National Potty Training Awareness Month, USA Today Snapshots, republican pizzerias, the worst mosquitos in america, Me & Reiser, and ordained by Tartikoff.
May 21st 2015
Still on Denver Time, is Summer here?, Seth's Summer Jams, hot UYD tix available now, down trending baby names, S'moreos, no more Hit-coms, National Teen CEO Month, a Stripes / Richie Rich double bill at The New Beverly, last meal vegetable ratios, Shane Ray to play in Colorado, ethnic football leagues, smart piggy banks, CHNGSCRPPR, tagging bears, is autumn real?, scanning for kids trapped in cars, Cum Fund Me, olds and pop music, SPF 50 and up, where your D's at?, Pizza Hut Nav, Young Drone, Defensive Linewomen, Old Jail, Celebrity Name Game, we should all know who Susan Sarandon is, don't sleep on The Coke Museum, and introducing Intruder Spray.
May 2nd 2015
Live from Terminal West in Atlanta GA, the most valuable fruit crop in Georgia, eating at Cracker Barrel, SEAL Team Seth, big baboon butts, Weed / Horse / Mind's Eye, Floyd Mayweather's Drago-Balboa workout, super strong robots, space junk, LA's only yoga festival, celebration of the divine feminine, Atlanta based Craigslist, Wisconsin organ donors, the best outings to bond with mom, the scent of twins, reliving the rat's death, The SunFest Music Festival, Jonathan meets Eddie Money, the healthy people of Cumming GA, Hawaiian food delivery, Verde Valley hits up the voice mail, National Home Schooling Awareness Month, renting Kurt Cobain's apartment, The Award Winning Celebrity Name Game, Chinese Product Recalls, Seth buys fireworks, false cannabis memories, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, the return of The Dangerous Meth Addict, pouring beer on Poor Bear, social media arrests, Thug Waffle, Air Hollywood, the return of The Clock, and white palm trees.
May 1st 2015
Live from the Cannery Ballroom in Nashville TN, everywhere a bachelorette party, Tennessee Titans Cheerleader auditions, open carry guns, visiting the East Nasty, RIP Dimebag tattoos, babies on phones, breakfast defectors, the senile rants of Larry King, chimp spines, Seinfeld's last appearance on Letterman, Jonathan's shorts, violent people with guns, free sunscreen dispensers, screen names on OkSeatbelts, getting carded in Tennessee, Ask Jonathan, Hip Hop / Country Song of the Week, Merle Haggard graduates high school, stolen mini bottles of booze, fruit shisha, National Moving Month, courthouse arrests, USA Today Snapshots, sharp biscuits, cleaning your brain cache, the pitfalls of The Apple Watch, saving the last Edith, preparing for the 2018 Academy Awards, knob-slobbing dads and wiped out moms, Uhh Yeah Train, and your praise is overwhelming / overdue. Cocksucker-belts.
April 25th 2015
Live from Club 50 West in Salt Lake City UT, traveling Chuck, Bloods & Crips / Ketchup & Mustard, mid-race pizza, entrusting your life story to Lifetime, your monologue ruined our wedding, USA Today Snapshots, The Stop Senior Scams Acting Troupe, The Self Storage Boom, 2 Chainz at the airport, No Lunks, distracted teen drivers, car buying apps, Teavana, 54% of people believe in ghosts, National Get Caught Reading Month, Ask Jonathan, doctors on planes, time changing babies, a round of applause for the ladies, giant bull cock restaurant, the pickiest eaters in Los Angeles, Celebrity Name Games, bringing back the Depp-Charger, Medibid, Dr. Pokeit, 2015 Arkansas Bigfoot Conference, New LA Skin Care, the voting lottery, $1000 septic fines, new slogans for Massachusetts, Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital, optimistic bias, Jonathan gets narced on Facebook, legal weed is cool, binge watching is king, and personal drinking shades.
April 24th 2015
Live from The Gothic Theatre in Englewood CO, Seth buys legal weed, Dabs toothbrush, Portuguese Sausage SPAM, canceling 40 weddings, hollaback for a dope SSRI, Stare Bugs, working with Adam Gadahn's cousin, texting while sexing, trans-shaming on Celebrity Name Games, USA Today Snapshots, The World's Biggest Surfboard, toxic oil cleansers, The Playboy Advisor, topless LA beaches, Mr. Ghetto is back, Wild Child at The Whisky A Go Go, Vinnie D's giant head in IMAX Laser, cutting LA's water consumption, Vichy Catalan, walking in a tsunami, National Smile Month, deceptive children, male nurses making bank, arrested over Jordan/Kobe iPhone/Android, an asian lady breaks Jonathan's phone, saying goodbye to Booth Babes, Prom Season on Pinterest, small bodied homo erectus, selling the Segway, grandpa abducts the wrong kid, Jonathan's dream state, indigo days turn into astral nights.
UYD: Stop staring. Stop comparing.
April 9th 2015
Life takes it out of you, Afro-futurism, Soul Bridging, Spiritual Adultery, attempt the amazing at a UYD Live show, aging baby miracles, court-side couch-side, men's bitch voices, Happy Birthday Earth, The Lovetuner, Happy Birthday Hef, living in Furious 7, National Pest Management Month, Jonathan vs the rat, 1/1000th Pamunkey, The Biggest Hooters in the World, 650 lb life beyond Earth, USA Today Snapshots, peeing on rattlesnake wounds, hornless cows, West Virginians on Oxys, cancer gets real, The Keene Pumpkin Festival, reasons to not donate to The Verde Valley School, the history of ancestry.com, and apologizes to Paton Oswalt.
April 2nd 2015
Wow... It's Seth, Congratulations to Patrick Smith: Mr. LA Leather, The Google Fiber Tour, Fury 325, 10,000 people turning 65 everyday, NMG, Robo-Jaws, the mouth is the hole to the soul, rocking a Chevrolet, drive like your kids live here, social pork, brain cheese, dank ribs, The US has opioids on lock, South Jersey Mom, National Confederate History Month, The Playboy Advisor, The RattleSkate Gang, USA Today Snapshots, Cletus's Lawn Service, The Native Americans of Oz, going down an MJ Rabbit Hole, drone drop off, and watch what you say in your 50 dB conversations.
March 26th 2015
Officially on the road to 500, Things Seth Learned on the Monster-web, Sunday's a day for buying cars and buying booze, back to back to back to back LIVE UYD Shows, Conscience Letters, Life Scents, toppled gravestones, a little late for tornado clean-up, a club for scumbags, bears and chocolate don't mix, the cornerstone of the New Hampshire film circuit, dominating the next new app, excessive hotel charges and free hotel booze, Stalked By My Neighbor and Killer Crush, Challenger wanted / nerd needed, what that mouth do?, USA Today Snapshots, a tooth should be worth a gallon of gas, JNCO's are making a comeback, who will be the new Queen of Coachella?, National Workplace Conflict Awareness Month, manhole explosions, Ask Jonathan, uphold your agreements. and re-emerging as Joh-nas.
March 19th 2015
Technology runs amuck, the return of Dr. Hansen, get your tickets now for the mini-UYD tour, Floyd Mayweather's time in jail, sexting in surgery, scrubs are designed for thigh boners, whipping a bitch on Beyonce, Jonathan snubs Nicholson, 25 years of Seth behind the wheel, USA Today Snapshots, Ask The Captain, eliminating turbulence injuries, road rage on a driverless car, Shooter: The Series, so much TV to live for, Bosch Cooter, binge eating on broccoli, National Humorist Are Artists Month, only the A-Game at LIB, the top Spring Break destination, geo-locating your videos, birthing in the wild, vape your baby's placenta, snitching on the bus driver, The Junior Diarrhea Pig Show, and breaking the internet on purpose.