June 20th 2016
Formula 509, exhausting virtual realities, the telepathy cloud, extreme river rafting, All Cheer/No Beer, Vegan cab drivers, (Hi Joaquin), delicious Vegan jizz, Turtle Crossing, renting Jeffrey Dahmer's home, hot coffee/hot cancer, UYD's Fast Casuals, The UFO Festival, The Fermi Paradox, The World's Largest Tree Hug, The World's Largest Square Dance, 24 hours of pull-ups, murdering Jonathan, remembering the Casey Anthony trial, Weck's Wiki done fell off, National Unassisted Home Birth Week, saying goodbye to Brunchies, Ask Jonathan, the dying breed of off color jokes, biblical numbers for James Paterson, USA Today Snapshots, the people who eat at 7-11, Armorway or the highway, and falling asleep to UYD.
June 13th 2016
Stay woke, remember KDAY, Wang Chung takes it's time, the fate of The Playboy Mansion, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Kim Komando, Wendy goes Vegan, Vice President Lady, National Women's Gold Month, Adult Breastfeeding Relationship, The Podcaster's Union, the painful truth of video game voice acting, precision vs performance driving, pronouncing Feng Shui, Reiki on your house, brown vs white rice, the accidental orgy cruise, Ask Jonathan, Seth's crossed landlines, saying goodbye to The Bohemian Cafe, UYD's Fast Casuals, and sleeping while blind.
June 12th 2016
Tarzan 2.0, Thank You to Toronto, UYD's Fast Casuals, Jonathan witnesses a car accident, no craft beers / no bicycles, setting off all the warning alarms at the CDC, The Dasani Virus, National Caribbean American Heritage Month, Spike's Guy's Choice Awards, Gigi Hadid remembers Muhammad Ali, Seth's new rules for Chime-In Charlies, Jonathan gets trapped in a memory, USA Today Snapshots, returning your house with Open Door, The Verizon Traitor, "We have Flo now.", saying good bye to Fiesta Villa, don't sleep on Father's Day, "We're all Gain Men.", Truckfest, Seth's a Triple-Man!, The Endless Yard Sale, Ebony-bnb, To Catch A Racist, Thank You to Vice and LA Weekly, Ask Jonathan, The World's Fastest Wooden Roller Coaster, a term for the burn, and The Loch Ness of Podcasts. Seatbelts / Helmets
June 4th 2016
LIVE from Toronto, Seth's first impressions of the north, saying goodbye to The Big Slice / Rocca's No Frills / Honest Ed's, Jonathan's Man-pons, Hawaii's new moped regulations, The Sweet & Snack Expo, CAA Culinary, Jonathan's vegan fantasies, Uptown Alley, do the Chinese bowl?, The American Library Association Conference gets rowdy, no DEET in Canada, Celebrity Name Games, Toronto Fast Casuals, the pitfalls of sleeping outside, a teacher gets a pencil stuck in her back, Air Hollywood, The Big Tree Hug Challenge, Postcards from Korea, Seth visits The Shoe Museum, The Wakashu can do all the things, Seth's 2016 Summer Jam, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan meets Muhammad Ali and Alice Cooper, Haverhill Community TV, Seth's High School Graduation, fighting for Jessica Perry, Air Rage, teens on the road, Fabanaise, drunken attorneys, Old Maid's Day, stoney hunky boxers, G-D, Uhh-Dude, OJ: Made In America, and fuck Tijuana.
May 24th 2016
Olfactory aura creations, Q-tips warnings, illegal Hollywood slots, Seth "Lil Bosch" Romatelli", USA Today Snapshots, Nature's Antiseptic, The Most Popular Baby Names of 2015, baby Seth and Jonathan, Pastoral Medicine, people hated Jackie Robinson, America's 1st Impression Based Challenge Show, Kevin Pollak's mental illness, Pornhub stats, WIIIILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAA!!!!, UYD's Fast Casuals, high ceilings and handhelds, S.C.A.N. (Seek Canines and Newborns), Tastebuds, watching Tinder dates unfold in realtime, are women slutty?, a river of human tears, saying good bye to Kelley's Men's Shop, NBC 90's hair, National Lane Courtesy Month, Seth's Cellphone Lockbox, The Drunkest Cities in America, 126,000 trophy animals imported each year, 603 for life, Sailor Rylan, fly in for UYD LIVE in Toronto, and the future is female.
May 23rd 2016
The Zika comes for Jonathan, bitch-voiced impostors, penicillin and mom, psycho tropical, Ask Jonathan, how do you leave a note on a family?, night plates, The Sex Factor, the oldest living woman in crotchless panties, riding nitro coffee, Deez Celebrity Name Games, Ask The Captain, the power of moms, courthouse dogs, LA Ragamuffins, LGBTQQIPOFGNBBA, two-spirit, Walmart Jump, UYD Fast Casuals, Derma-bag, The New Hampshire Moose Hunt Lottery, Louisville Vegan Jerky, saying goodbye to the Campbell's Diner, National Bathroom Reading Month, The Waterpark Capital of the World, millions of gallons of waste water, USA Today Snapshots, Buff Bake, UYD LIVE in Toronto, and stay tuned for "Talking Uhh Yeah Dude".
UYD: Bring us on, then break us off.
May 5th 2016
Happy Cinco De Mayo, virgin micheladas, Captain D's, slow serious, gathering marijuana usage data, Emmy Award Winner Craig Ferguson, Rick Fox on Celebrity Name Game, Bob Marley's "Don't Worry, Be Happy", roided up Mexican meat, The League comes to LA, all the best Seth's, Mr. Leather International, USA Today Snapshots, UYD still kickin' on Reddit, Harris Wofford gets out there, disrupting gas stations, ScooperMan, preparing for the really big one, the crumbling buildings of Hobart Blvd, Seth's Makeshift Earthquake Kit, kill 'em dead at the hospital, National Building Safety Month, a computer smarter than all humans, seeing yourself from 4 feet away, and the 504 turning point.
April 28th 2016
American Hombres, guessing Canadians on Celebrity Name Game, the beat scats of Matisyahu, Cheeseburger Bobby's, fuck you Steak 'n Shake, Roma The Rooster, voting on your birthday, Seth's first election, Clutter Inc., Jonathan gets magazine grifted, scam trackers, circling back to some apps, Jonathan goes corporate, saying goodbye to Sport Chalet, saying goodbye to Ben Franklin's, Shakti Fest, Mayor of the Ren Faire, USA Today Snapshots, National Photo Month, praying and polishing, the emotional connection of cash, a fast nickel beats a slow dime, Ask Jonathan, and you gotta wear clothes.
UYD: Coagulated Energy.
April 28th 2016
The Levi's Episode, Jonathan's new whip, Doc Popcorn, Seth's 23 and Me results, Neanderthal variants, legacy landlines, even more skits on SNL, Guide to Joy, vapor wake dogs, Soberchella, skid row's drug kingpin, sodas over sex, America loves to party, saying good bye to The Colonial Bowling Center, smokehouse BBQ cat food, burner homes, WWTKD?, don't sleep on Mother's Day, Down To Lunch, The Real Ones, casual caveman rape talk, from Clooney to Steve-O, Ask Jonathan, "The servers in the cloud!", National Meditation Month, USA Today Snapshots, UYD Live in Toronto, and the history of Yukon Gold Potatoes.
April 16th 2016
Episode 500 Live from The Regent Theater in Los Angeles CA, hot cold soup talk, dipping back into Craigslist, Joel Osteen tweets, two actors in a jail cell, 14 years of Seth sobriety, a pre 9-11 couch, the world's oldest living person, remembering Gertrude Baines, Couples Appreciation Month, cyber man-wife, the many movies of Robert O'Neill, #getfried, Chinese Product Recalls, postcards from Korea, Seth's genealogy report, the world's biggest roller coaster, a unique ongoing connect, plumbing is coming to Bonnaroo, Jonathan's pee break, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, Ask Jonathan, rouge Dr. Hansen's, USA Today Snapshots, Weed/Horse/Mind's Eye, happy birthday LSD, stolen shoe fetish, JAH!-nathan's Poetry, This Week In Florida, expansive gestures, getting aroused when touching a robot, a special thanks to the mom's and dad's, and UYD live in Toronto.
April 1st 2016
Preparing for the primero episode, Seth Tomatellim, the best state for retirement, acquiring more states, the limited vision of Jake Gyllenhaal, Seth shoots Michael Jordan, Only In Your State, just the right amount of burn with edible candles, Jonathan's chop stick skills, The World Championship Cheese Contest, trusting in the government, the most popular dog, the late fees of The San Jose Public Library, congrats Craig Ferguson. mama mia that's a lot of Star Wars, the deadly speed of the Texas Rat Snake, digital doorbells, saying good bye to Les Bois Park, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, Silicon Beach, and stranger things have happened.
March 31st 2016
Crunching numbers, inventing the baby carrot, USA Today Snapshots, tiny little pies on Gigolos, the internet makes up some great stories, co-living is the realist world, The Wavy Gravy Movie, America's favorite non-Californian quick service restaurants, Chipotle burgers, more plastic than fish, switching identities in jail, who invented Brunswick stew?, Jonathan's survival stories, Jim Nantz eats burnt toast, "LIVE! with Blondes and Michael", my angel is a Twitter Bot, Contact In The Desert, the Obama face peel, share your Stihl story, saying good bye to El Paso Blockbusters, not your mama's flower delivery services, befriending someone in their 20's, and we are on the road to 1000.
March 17th 2016
Seth's Mom on the mic for St. Patrick's Day, wine/tissues/band-aids, going behind the curtain on The Young and The Restless, Play-My-Way at the Massachusetts casino, P22 eats a koala, The Great Backyard Bird Count, is there a Bradford in every state?, no more Mouth Dance's, stealing a pregnant woman's car, loose lug nuts and short shorts, twin aunts and twin uncles, Ellen loves to dance/scare, male mosquito traps, #momstrong, Wearables: OUT, Internables: IN, iodine in the baby oil, glasses cases and bibles, USA Today Snapshots, Asparagus Night, toiletries at The Knickerbocker Hotel, visiting Venice Beach, the Hollywood lot life, grand theft arson, fuck Swingers, Blanket just got laced, robots are taking over, Seth's Poetry Corner, and Marcia's music picks.
March 17th 2016
Born ready, smell the way Rob Lowe feels, 2 bros and a kid, HGH Extractions and Twitter Bots, E.W. done it again, Mike Jones wants his number back, Uhh Yeah Dude Studios, National Holy Humor Month, Sandler killing all games, USA Today Snapshots, the glove-to-face contact of Hoarders, going to see the stairs of The Untouchables, the wigs of Sean Connery, on call masseuses, Generation Z behind the wheel, blame the parking in Portland, 60 Days In, everyday pilots, fire hydrant baby, a super computer for your ears, do-lo nanny, Break-Up Nightmare, shout out to Joel Berti, saying good bye to The Old Town Coffee Tea & Spice, and people need volumes.
March 11th 2016
DMD vs DDP, Broken Wand Ceremonies, National Social Work Month, Bro-Science, imagining a hot nurse, vulgar tees and tats, The Cray Supercomputer, Singularity Smart Toilets, real dogs for real people, no more Hawaiian student/teacher bone-downs, Straight Outta Central Casting, scorpion colanders, USA Today Snapshots, remembering The Red Hot Chili Peppers, saying goodbye to Belmont Iceland, getting into hockey, INs and OUTs, becoming one with your office chair, Universal's best parking spots, live and alive for 500, and where has 2016 gone?
UYD: A work in progress.