October 2nd 2015
What are your holiday plans?, PSL come and gone, Seth meets Mesereau, the mispronunciations of Peter Facinelli, Hollywood gutter germs, drinking more than a German, is Super Troopers funny?, scaring your kids with Snapchat, the return of Celebrity Name Game, in-studio dog gazing, Bilingual Child Month, Seth's TV Picks, Songs of Experience, Edge's drops, Tony Romo's bones will heal, leave my Country Crock broken, fish full of fibers, Bruce Jenner steals his son's girlfriend's name, "You can't kill yourself in Kim's bedroom.", Tacopocalypse is anti-brittle bone disease, jam sessions with The Pope, tarantula mating season, Bradley Cooper speaks French, maize maze, Steve McQueen is my favorite Gambit, The Ellis Act, The Playboy Advisor, Yelp for people, respect my pronouns, Patreon has been compromised, don't show up in a "dick car", a crazy week in O'Fallon MO, killing Watson, does the Clara app have boobs?, UYD Flash Drives are on their way, and did Fargo get True Detectived?
UYD: The elder statesman of podcasting.
September 19th 2015
Live from The Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Happy Birthday Roma, 3 days without weed, The 2016 Ford Police Interceptor, the average age of US bridges, naked New Jersey, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, having the same phone number for life, diagnose this dick, The Country's Best License Plates, no longer selling recalled cars, USA Today Snapshots, people that Seth is older than, no more Halloween Horror Nights for the deaf, the country's first live exorcism, banned self-serve gas stations, The "Live More" Mentalities, racist Chicken and Waffles, Icon Academy, falling back in love with Ashton, does a termite have a mother?, Ask Jonathan, Seth meets Jonathan's dogs, the worst things you do whilst on the road, a non-religious repent, getting harassed by Illinois vaccinators, there's no black SEALs, The Hipster Project, National Passport Awareness Month, The World's Best Stenographer, using half your income to pay rent, and who is Rodney Bingenheimer?
September 19th 2015
Live from The Gramercy Theatre in New York City, the lost episode, nothing but fruits, introducing your Miss America's, rich monster Elon Musk prepares to nuke Mars, pickpocketing Heyzuz, the average payout from The Tooth Fairy, the most accurate clocks in the world, getting cockblocked by the FDA, The Finders of Grindr, meeting strangers, Ask Jonathan, needing Seth's email and cell phone number, the country's oldest bowling alley, philosophy for children, bendable 14 year olds, National Fall Hat Month, Money Talk, NFL player names, spotting Moby in the wild, you lost me at Rahu, Season 2 of Celebrity Name Game, September Travel Warnings, Norsk Høstfest, canceling Sam Champion, USA Today Snapshots, OUT: Kale, IN: Moringa, bribing your mailman, getting ready for a midlife crisis, and Uhh Yeah Elijah.
September 3rd 2015
The ON AIR Countdown, The Beloit College Mindset List, my dad's older friend, UYD's new P.O. BOX, America's Best/Worst Pun Business Names, National Backpack Awareness Month, remembering Mark Sheeler, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, Google Searches by state, OKSlipknot, inappropriate doctor stories, stealing shit from dead people, when to talk to your kids about alcohol, smoking sherm with your mom, exploring new themes on Bella and The Bulldogs, car accidents on game days, car accidents with self driving cars, The Great All Car Crash, a BFA in YouTube, UYD's NY plans, examining the water at Camp Lejeune, the side effects of Belsomra, and tripping on a runner's high.
August 22nd 2015
Live from The Royale in Boston MA, comedy at dusk, the 3rd member of UYD, Jonathan walks 20 miles, The Playboy Advisor, doming one's self, the most common used emojis in Massachusetts, no definitive summer jam, Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders are not in real time, National "Get Ready For Kindergarten" Month, get back in the sandbox, the price you pay for shredded lats, another tier of dog obedience, 18 year old truck drivers, too early for Dirty Water, 1500 people a day at The Goonies House, falling short of the world's underwear record, fudging your cyber vitals, smart police belts, thermal imaging food trucks, USA Today Snapshots, splitting your pants on the dance floor, Who's Mommin' Harder?, psychopaths don't sympathy yawn, send Jesus to the door, preparing for killer robots, Hollywood Game Night, deep voiced politicians, hunting licenses for newborns, pigs : OUT, goats : IN, Home Depot prepares for Burning Man, stepping in stage gum, we need more tolls, snow storm babies, and a 2nd batch of USA Today Snapshots.
August 13th 2015
Exploring the long form, tattooed confessions, Jonathan's prison photos, prisoners collecting unemployment, Ray Hagen will read you a book, saying goodbye to Mitzi Friedlander, the power of Brad Pitt's voice, mother / daughter phone usage, the juggling of families, the power of a shaved head, sequencing online genomes, aspergers sperm, autographed Sports Illustrateds, "That's Fucking Incredible" starring Seth and Jonathan, LIFE takes some liberties, and check out UYD Live in Boston or New York.
UYD: All Day.
August 6th 2015
Live from The Regent Theater in Los Angeles CA, Zoë Kravitz's dad's dick, Chinese Product Recalls, the return of Hollywood Game Night, The Enchanted Forest Festival, niche bands, how wolf spiders get off, the deep cuts of Counting Crows, congrats to Jen Aniston, Chevy Chase's thoughts on The Daily Show, National Catfish Month, getting honest with the parking attendant, Chef Q vs Chef Justine, Give Me A Reason, upcoming MTV True Life's, Peep's autumn line up, don't get duped by season 2 of True Detective, this is the Cowboy's year, The Dance has seen better days, get your vagina stoned, the pizza police, preparing for the Star Wars takeover, Jonathan goes to Denny's, a shortage of St. Cloud bus driver's, turning voicemails to texts, The Seer Stone is proof, landline only, Ask The Captain, Ask Jonathan, robotic umpires, USA Today Snapshots, Happy 38th Birthday, becoming Facebook official, and a 50 year old's porn habits.
July 25th 2015
Live from The Aladdin Theatre in Portland OR, it's not easy leaving the house, Seth's blood work gets hacked, your phone knows when you're depressed, Seth Clips Sideways 8, motorcycle pet peeves, saying "I love you" to your dog, how many pies could a bear eat?, USA Today Snapshots, the streets are real in Vegas, South Korean Postcards, cracking down on talent scams, a Sci-Ti Takeover, thank you for your Patreon support, National Hair Loss Awareness Month, Ask Jonathan, booze root beer, carrying an umbrella in Seattle, the sleep deprived brain, crazy people like to smoke, don't do zip lines, reading the body language of horses / children, Lion's Head Meatballs, masculinity impaired, carrying around a rat in a bag, nothing is illegal anymore, outer space stamps, the mail service in East Hollywood, another Elvis stamp, and all merch problems should be solved shortly.
July 24th 2015
Live from The Neptune Theater in Seattle WA, National Shop Online For Groceries Month, a single man shouldn't buy 12 bananas, linked brains, a rat themed evening, South Korean postcards, Seth's Sidewalk Poetry, Car Airbnb, AAA Advisor, Ask Jonathan, Enjoy your electronics, USA Today Snapshots, thank goodness for in-house recordings, listening to your chi, 2006 was a sexy year, Seth Clips Vol. 22, stop gun shaming, you can't roll solo in the shooting range, Rodent Casino, Jonathan's new tattoo, redundant twin tattoos, love letter matter, The Heart Attack Grill goes "vegan", Spade Tweets, fake it to you make it in math, reverse midas touch, why haven't you made a will?, James Ellroy gets two generations of Romatelli, Hollywood Locals Only, Jonathan says goodbye to The Dead, a fluid spectrum of bee sex, new dorms, Ibuprofen will kill you, and the UYD Live tour continues.
UYD: Harbingers of Failure.
July 21st 2015
Seth Clips Vol. 22
July 16th 2015
Thank you for all the kind words and/or gestures, professional comedians, dipping back into the Sunday Funnies, the luxury of bathing, open-air showers, running out of What Would You Do's, Instant Bounty Hunter, Miss America hits a tight spot, Master P's Family Empire, the return of The Monkees, when we lost The Jabbawockeez, prison tweets, millennials with adventurous palates, all people care about is Chipotle, Seth's dad at the flea market, everyone on TV ends up dead, how loud is your neighborhood?, USA Today Snapshots, carrying clean urine, beautiful like her father, Antonio Banderas sells Don Jonnson's homes, National Bioterrorism and Disaster Education Awareness Month, designer bug-out kits, Ask Jonathan, The VibeSquad, live mind fractals, The Backrooms with Jonathan and Seth, Mozayac Konnektiznzz, no more Dick-Sucker Bots, science has become Pepsi Max, get your tickets for UYD Live, and put down the Oculus.
July 2nd 2015
A palindrome episode, saying goodbye to the first half of 2015, The Playboy Advisor, homegrown opioids and artisanal H, saying good bye to The Dukes of Hazzard, cricket milkshakes, protest the protein, hot tix for Jerry Seinfeld live, tinkering in the off season, Malt Shop Oldies, Tyga's breakfast juice, USA Today Snapshots, the gardener always comes on Thursdays, NPR PBS UYD... please help support the show, shutting down Net Clicks, exploring the Sykesville Auxiliary Police Department, Yay!!!, National Dog House Repair Month, how many people can you trust?, the most endangered places, pick up 2 pieces of trash everyday, Seth's brother / son, Utah loves it's candy, spitting out beers, flavor trip your muscles, Jonathan says goodbye to The Dead, UYD LIVE in a city near you, support your local dildo shop, and evolving feelings towards Hollywood Game Night.
June 25th 2015
Grown ass man things, big changes for Musso and Frank's, Seth gets Fast & Furious, a new transvestite dawn, get your tickets for all of the UYD Live Shows, no Uber for landlines, Seth's Birthday Game, Preaching Bootcamp, taking your guns on vacation, fecal covered swimming holes, hanitizer, The Cabo Cantina takes over LA, Rusty McMullets, Hog Wrestling - Out / Monster Truck Rally - In, a blue cheese / ranch mix up, popping off with fast casuals, noodle burritos, Go Roma, all coaches are creeps, radio spots and blood bracelets, what's up with weird religions?, The Dames n' Games Fight Club, no more Moonshine Task Force, National Share A Sunset With Your Lover Month, man-stresses, high tech old people monitoring, USA Today Snapshots, the length of phone interviews, still no summer jam, the greatest generation must have stunk, and murdered by BLC.
UYD: A passion for simple perfection.
June 18th 2015
A new soldier in the UYD army, Michigan Detroit, the wildcard of conventions, Seth's new motherboard, nerd germs at E3, What Would You Do - Throwback Thursdays, movie money in Anniston AL, SethCloud gets you half way there, bold choices all around for the Lincoln County Sheriff, people still on that dial up, remembering Pre-FOX TV, no internet at sea, Throttle Policy, Camp Mars, In The Yurt With Jared, my parent is in porn, Dear Jonathan, Holly Madison went down the rabbit hole, vaccinate your grandparents, ripped babies, behind closed lab doors, free small coffee for all military personnel, 8600 deadly elevators in Boston, the science of left to right, a BFA in Comedy, muster up the strength to come see UYD Live, and be kind this week.
June 12th 2015
The return of the late night episode, a DVR for internet browsing, the audience is half of the poem, new Olympic sports, Dallas Cowboys Tech, Shanty Music, Camaro research, paparazzi proof airport lounges, alcohol smugglers, Bella and The Bulldogs Jewish Cuckolding, get your UYD Summer Tour tickets now, The 2015 Xtreme Eating Awards, catfished by sweet tea, USA Today Snapshots, the immune kill list, no more body testing, my American drinking problem, dependent cheaters, don't sleep on Father's Day, National Skyscraper Month, blaze on the boats, a special thanks to Sheriff Matt Gentry, only incompetent men ask for help, starting a school lunch tab, Seth returns to television, and The Haverhill High Class of 2014.