August 24th 2016
The Beloit College Mindset List, extracting cubes from an ice cube tray, USA Today Snapshots, Loews vs Home Depot, rub one out with Breather, UYD's Fast Casual Breastaurants, the hot tastes of tomorrow, National Payroll Week, money wasted on Starbucks gift cards, no more handles on your water, STIHL hats vs John Deere hats, Howie Long's wide feet, The Hard Rock Stadium, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, saying goodbye to Hop Louie, The US Defense Department says goodbye to the floppy disk, coming close to death, the street drugs of San Quentin, The Holley LS Fest, quick self-driving car news, hack that whip, and the world's first autonomous podcast.
August 24th 2016
Feeling swoll, turning Lost Boys into a TV show, turning COPS into a movie, to the best of GN'Rs ability, bagpipe lung, RIP Bruno, USA Today Snapshots, refrigerator dating, RIP Lou Pearlman, 2Ge+her 4Ever, breaking into The Brady Bunch house, Billy Lynn's Long Halftime 4K-120fps Walk, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, The Milwaukee Blacksmith, Dr. Hansen finds a home, "Have a seatbelts...", National Waffle Week, weak armed millennials, Coors Banquet, Hipster Juice, GoShare, UYD's Fast Casuals, high ceilings and hollowing, Saturday Night Palsy, saying goodbye to Patsy's, Gorilla K Field at Mile High, millennial Kael and his millennial horseplay, Persian Warren Beatty in a Ferrari, the many car crashes of Jonathan Larroquette, The Kentucky State BBQ Festival, Neil Simon's Eugene Trilogy, and no matter what you do, don't get sober.
UYD: We do our best.
August 16th 2016
Seth's blood type, Jonathan's birthday party, The Golden Age of Tech Phase II for OT's, Seth Korrea, The Best Warrior, The Top 10 Real-Ass American Cities, The North Carolina Apple Festival, The Sweet Corn Festival, The Alternative Therapies Convention, hustling celebs to pay the rent, UYD's Fast Casuals, cured from Olympic Fever, the tweets of Cap'n Crunch, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, National Be Kind To Humankind Week, saying goodbye to Moore's Furniture Store, guns and porn on Amazon, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, the portfolio of Pabst Beers, what is Monkey Bread?, finding the center of the US, UYD's designated young person, The Carlsbad Safety Training Center, guarding a Saudi princess, and The Laverne & Shirley Podcast.
August 16th 2016
Always talking politics, the flat out lies of Hollywood Tours, Seth's All Thing Hollywood Tours, treat yourself with a TMZ Tour, making Hollywood happier in the air, 319 home runs for the Fielders, Eve Plumb's house for sale, USA Today Snapshots, gift card fraud, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, famous vegan mashees, saying goodbye to American beers, a stairway to heroin, coke spoons for sale, UYD Fast Casuals, watching The Rams play at the Coliseum, Seth visits the Italian American Museum, saying goodbye to The Style Shop, another month un-shot, Metromile, The Muskegon River Clean Up, National Safe At Home Week, Joseph E. Romatelli vs Fire, pissing Uber drivers, and uninterrupted American comedy.
UYD: More fistfights in this city, please.
August 9th 2016
Average US Life Expectancies, Waffle House Face Offs, trapped inside a gun safe, mailbox prayers, The World Wide Wake Up Tour, the combination of pseudosciences, Dudes Where's My Car?, tubers on Mars, saying goodbye to Caboose Hobbies, preparing Idaho for 2 area codes, the football family of Rooney Mara, living in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains, Ask Jonathan, UYD Fast Casuals, 4-Gens eat free, National Resurrect Romance Week, The Symbiosis Gathering, Weed / Band / Mind's Eye, the shared consciousness of the crossword puzzle, USA Today Snapshots, treat your wounds like your eyes, and hiring UYD for a private event.
August 9th 2016
The Imagine Music Festival, USA Today Snapshots, on that Steal Life, The Grand City Grocery Black Market, behind the scenes of Smokey and the Bandit, behind the scenes of Stripes, National Motorcycle Week, The Po'boy Po'cast, Pina Colada/Tequila Cheese, honey on everything, UYD's Fast Casuals, hiring rockstars, Stouffer'z French Bread Pizza, scented trash bags, tap the 57, explaining the speed of light, Prof. Daddy, Parking Ticket Hot Zones, Switch is for liars, where the hell is Justin Bobby?, The August Concert and Wing Festival, saying goodbye to Higley TV & Appliance, fresh pony meat on Assateague Island, Seth's Sting Operation, Alabama Cock Fights, and lane splitting is not a crime.
UYD: It's really wonky with light.
August 2nd 2016
From the boardroom to the bedroom, should you still re-up your Playboy subscription?, Chipotle: The Poison Emporium, breathing is mandatory, Kevin Nealon's house for sale, students flying planes, National Exercise With Your Child Week, Real Life Hulks, UYD's Fast Casuals, What's The Haps With These Apps?, Ask Jonathan, saying goodbye to Skatezone, USA Today Snapshots, fighting the Zika Virus, big ups to Joel Begleiter, it's a bird bloodbath at The U.S. Bank Stadium, bear harvesting, Season 11 of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Project Franchise, bird divorce, murders galore on Hollywood Blvd, dumb digital baseball cards, and let's figure this all out while drinking.
UYD: You need all types for a good Derby Team.
August 2nd 2016
Emotionally affected by the LA fires, what happened to Utopia?, Larroquette: Arson Investigator, apps for your dog, hot Hollywood agent talk, Seth goes to The Cowboys Training Camp, Happy Birthday Jonathan!, National Stop on Red Week, the best concert Jonathan has ever seen, cutting up The Chicago White Sox throwback uniforms, hacking your solar panels, darting eyes and hoodies, Hairbucks, #TacoBellWedding, #ICouldGetInThere, USA Today Snapshots, going down a Herda-Hadda Hole, saying goodbye to The Book Store, saying goodbye to Book World, the pony deaths of Assateague Island, showering underneath Seth's window, Entrepreneurs Awakening, UYD's Fast Casuals, OD'ing twice in one day, carfentanil will put you down, an elephant's greatest piss, full legal murder in the animal kingdom, preparing for Jeep Fest, Ask Jonathan, lettuce salads, and the scariest thing about Stranger Things is the kids on bikes.
July 18th 2016
Howth the universeth worketh, Sethupathi, The Flights of Contour Airlines, MTV Casting Calls, The Tweets of T.D. Jakes, teaBOT does what teaBOT does, National Baby Food Week, UYD's Fast Casuals, Foul Mouthed Shirts, Cunt Boxer, Christin Stewart's Twilight Steakhouse, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Premiere Video, waiting for 5G, Bail Capping Schemes, Ask Jonathan, Starbucks gift cards are the new age stamps, Casamatic, and my baby grew up in a dispensary.
July 18th 2016
Not so many layers on the swim team, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to the Jamba Juice in Larchmont, Bluemercury, North Eastern Road Rage, Physical Gesticulations and Their Origins: The Podcast, turning blood into gum, The World's Largest Float Center, Planet of the Apps, Antiwater, rebranding Ashley Madison, UYD's Fast Casuals, complete fraud Tony Robbins, the tough life of the Hough siblings, National Independent Retailers Week, talking shit about celebs, Ask Jonathan, the coming out of Clayton Rohner, The Devil In Music, aural excitement, Derrick Cocaine Jordan, and don't sleep on a bomb-ass name.
July 11th 2016
It's all in the numbers, the area codes of Puerto Rico, a pranic level of nectar, preparing for Jonathan's birthday, subway microbes, Google sees all, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Aubuchon Hardware, National Parenting Gifted Children Week, extreme GoPro babies, Joey Chestnut eats a lot of hot dogs, preparing for the IRL Purge, USA Today Snapshots, The Montana Testicle Festival, being caught in the middle of a naked bike ride, Spartan barley, Ask Jonathan, fish recognizing human faces, Ithaca's injection party, and being happy at 33.
July 11th 2016
The most beautiful cities in the world, grab-ass locker room games, Jonathan gets pantsed, Jay-Z's apartment pop up, bringing beverages on a cruise ship, unused college plane tickets, a pube-less economy, the 6 tones of books, do you like staff picks?, Seth Clips 25, no parking tickets for the homeless, the unproductive helmets of Paul Hornung, The White Hot Chili Peppers, stealing your PIN Number though your Fitbit, USA Today Snapshots, stealing > showing dick, stealthy speaker thieves, rolling up in jeans and a badge, Ask Jonathan, adding a leap second, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to The Moxie Store, National Zookeeper Week, one hitter walks, and donating to cute Jamaican girls.
UYD: Fighting the woke fight.
July 5th 2016
Can't we all just have a laugh?, Rubies+Diamonds, a tolerance for love, National Everyone Deserves A Massage Week, remembering K-DAY, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, UYD's Fast Casuals, ancient wheats, Skype it to my QR Code, you can't put 0's and 1's in a shoebox, The Enchanted Forest Gathering, Band/Weed/Mind's Eye, saying goodbye to Schwartz's Intimate Apparel, The Six Tastes of Food, money spending boners, The Most American Car, Chefy-D, Side by Sides, suicidal farmers/lumberjacks/fishermen, robots slipping on bananas, RaftUp, FriendControl, and separating the fireworks from the gunplay.
UYD: Balancing the sacred, sexy, silly and saucy.
July 5th 2016
Why is everyone so somber?, The Museum of Broken Relationships, diversifying The Oscars with The Wayans, Seth watches Ghostbusters, The Summer of Bonsai, USA Today Snapshots, The Boys of the Boulevard, riding on reaper tires, The Hall of Fish Paintings, empty movie theaters, Soylent 2.0, The Summer Fancy Food Show, Sports Cliche Week, 10 words - 2 letters, Miss Mississippi battles Satan, preparing for snake bites, spellios, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Wilson Hardware, repairing The Dance's window, Ma and Pa-cast, and the movies of 1984.
June 27th 2016
Six Flags over Saudi Arabia, saying goodbye to fall foliage, Seth watches Parenthood, Jonathan watched Parenthood, National Ventriloquism Week, Jeff Dunham gets unhinged in Hollywood, no spoilers for Magic, $350 rent, Solar Roads, USA Today Snapshots, 5 seconds with your eyes off the road, Ask Jonathan, a sharp rise in A's, full page newspaper apologies, do you want to take my virgin?, The Days of '76 Rodeo, trapped in our own inside Hilton, Flapper Seth, The USA Luge Slider Search, American Treasure Kirk Douglas, 54,945 Google searches per second, UYD's Fast Casuals, The Carbondale Eclipse, having a kid by 2024, and The Gluten Crisper Brexit.
UYD: Open minds and open doors.