This fucking guy…we gotta party with this guy. Also…I’m sorry, what was that? How did you lose your teeth? Oh…right…no bigs.
Vegan loads to the front of the line.
This fucking guy…we gotta party with this guy. Also…I’m sorry, what was that? How did you lose your teeth? Oh…right…no bigs.
Vegan loads to the front of the line.
Typhoid? “Nah them water snakes”
“I’m Shawnee, Cherokee, Yankee, and Confederate” fuck man that explains a lot
“I don’t drink or do drugs” well that explains the rest
I’m going to make the “rebel yell” my new ring tone.
There are at least three of this guy living somewhere in my neighborhood. Welcome to Missouri, jerks.
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
There are at least three of this guy living somewhere in my neighborhood. Welcome to Missouri, jerks.
Are you not moving to Portland?
I hear they swim in ponds there, but they’re looking for bags of “snapping heroin”, cuz that’s the good shit.
Nod City, is what we used to call it.
he just had to say he was from Kentucky, didn’t he? Damn.
Are you not moving to Portland?
I am, but until then, pray that Jeezo will protect me from the herda hadda insanity.
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
Did anyone know turtles have 7 kinds of meat?
File this one under Hadda Fuckin’ Herda for sure.
”...and so far they say I’m the perfect man.”
Make him fuck that melon.
Thank you meth hotel snake handlers for putting my current town on the map:
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/04/16/2095089/incident-getting-global-notice.html?storylink=addthis
My ,tiny ass southern ,current home town is once again awesome :
Man claiming to be ‘hunting terrorist’ arrested with guns outside Galleria Mall:
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/14/2241723/man-claiming-to-be-hunting-terrorist.html
And in Hellcat news:
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/14/2240907/york-woman-bites-officer-while.html#storylink=omni_popular
Oh Rock Hill Herald, you rarely disappoint….
”...and so far they say I’m the perfect man.”
get in line ladies
I can’t believe Jesus has come out and is doing meth.
Yes, I’m impugning a continent.
S.C. man reports roommate stabbed him over loud sex (with a homeless woman)
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/21/2257477/sc-man-reports-roommate-stabbed.html
The town I’m about to move out of was on Dateline NBC Mystery tonight:
The Mystery in Rock Hill
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38060491/ns/dateline_nbc/
Hadda Fuckin’ Herda confession & now possibly heading to the Supreme Court…
Holy sweet mother of fuck, that turtle is incredible.
What do you do when you find a tick on your body? You pull it off, go outside, and eat it- in front of all the other ticks.
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