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This fucking guy…we gotta party with this guy.  Also…I’m sorry, what was that?  How did you lose your teeth?  Oh…right…no bigs.

Typhoid? “Nah them water snakes”
“I’m Shawnee, Cherokee, Yankee, and Confederate” fuck man that explains a lot
“I don’t drink or do drugs” well that explains the rest

I’m going to make the “rebel yell” my new ring tone.

There are at least three of this guy living somewhere in my neighborhood. Welcome to Missouri, jerks.

Mundane Soul - Oct 13th 2009 @ 07:01 am

There are at least three of this guy living somewhere in my neighborhood. Welcome to Missouri, jerks.

Are you not moving to Portland?
I hear they swim in ponds there, but they’re looking for bags of “snapping heroin”, cuz that’s the good shit.
Nod City, is what we used to call it.

he just had to say he was from Kentucky, didn’t he?  Damn.

for short - Oct 13th 2009 @ 07:05 am

Are you not moving to Portland?

I am, but until then, pray that Jeezo will protect me from the herda hadda insanity.

Did anyone know turtles have 7 kinds of meat?

File this one under Hadda Fuckin’ Herda for sure.

”...and so far they say I’m the perfect man.”

Thank you meth hotel snake handlers for putting my current town on the map:

http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/04/16/2095089/incident-getting-global-notice.html?storylink=addthis

My ,tiny ass southern ,current home town is once again awesome :
Man claiming to be ‘hunting terrorist’ arrested with guns outside Galleria Mall:
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/14/2241723/man-claiming-to-be-hunting-terrorist.html

And in Hellcat news:
http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/14/2240907/york-woman-bites-officer-while.html#storylink=omni_popular

Oh Rock Hill Herald, you rarely disappoint….

StumptownJason - Mar 10th 2010 @ 12:31 pm

”...and so far they say I’m the perfect man.”

get in line ladies

S.C. man reports roommate stabbed him over loud sex (with a homeless woman)

http://www.heraldonline.com/2010/06/21/2257477/sc-man-reports-roommate-stabbed.html

The town I’m about to move out of was on Dateline NBC Mystery tonight:
The Mystery in Rock Hill
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38060491/ns/dateline_nbc/

Hadda Fuckin’ Herda confession & now possibly heading to the Supreme Court…

Holy sweet mother of fuck, that turtle is incredible.

so many turtles today

We went to a Pasture Party yesterday in Somerset, VA because it was there.
I brought back a souvenir for y’all.
I’m thinkin little blondie there is Somerset’s youngest heroin addict judging by her moves. Or lack thereof.

(We drove back via Mineral and Louisa VA and saw some of the buildings still roped off from the earthquake.)

So slow and so fucking good. That’s really funny. 2nd boy and Meth?

We went to a Pasture Party yesterday in Somerset, VA because it was there.
I brought back a souvenir for y’all.

I’ve never heard that Jogger song that they had on there. Does Jogger have a new release out?!? And when did Amir start playing the banjo?

Thanks for dipping back into this thread, I have a little gem from up north in my hometown.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2607616/Man-bursts-into-flames-after-Taser-hit.html

My brother was one of the arresting officers the guy tried to bite but he wasn’t the one with the taser. It happened in front of K-Mart. Can you say “Blue light special”? The flames that shot out of Charles Manson’s mouth were blue my brother says.