I figured instead of posting only one Craig’s List ad, I’d do a “Best Of” compilation. After a few minutes of looking at the missed connections I found some good stuff, but one thing that I really liked was the sign-offs that people used to be sure that the emails they get are actually from the person they want to meet. Taken out of context, they’re pretty funny.
Also, I figured out that if you throw the RSS from a certain page into Google Reader you can view posts no matter how old they are. Here we go…
# To the bitch who laughed at me at Spencer’s gifts: i was the dude wearing a corduroy jacket and a A’s hat. i just bought a “WHO FARTED?” poster and you were laughing at me and we sort of brushed past each other near the register but guess what bitch, I wiped a boogie on your sleeve so laugh at that!
# Tell me again, what sport does your child play?
# Tell me what exercise you were doing - I know
# Tell me what your son did as you left so I know its you….
# Linda…loved SO much wiping you off….very nice….
# I have been doing wine enemas on a regular basis and feeling completely horny. I wish and dream of a female that would show up and do them for me as she lets me ride in her anal area. Weird, I know, but this is assuredly a missed connection with some hot and crazy female out there…
# I dont know your name but I know your ass.
# You posted on 9/1 that you’ve seen me and were interested in my Ramones shirt well it’s yours for the taking (as in Free) with no strings attached because their website finally offers the shirt I wanted. Just email me with a good day to be at the laundromat (I’m usually there on weekend afternoons) and it’s yours. Peace. Lenny
# eeeemmmaaaiiilll me at this could be the one at ggggmmmmaaaaiiilll dddooott cccooommm Love Angelo
# Any age or race is fine, just be interested in seeing Oedipus. My only request is that you be a non-smoker.
# You had the sexiest shoes in the place! Now get in touch with me and lets put them to some good use and make you richer!
# I dream about how your pussy must be so sweet, longing to bury my meat. Prior to burrowing, I would love to thoroughly, bring you to orgasmic bliss. To hear you cum, while squeezing your bum, would make me explode in a snap. To have your lips wrapped around my tool, with a puddle of drool, seeping from the edge of your mouth. You are thin and pretty and have the best set of tanned brown titties. I could pound and pound, like a hound, until you beg me to cease. So I know that you are the correct person, tell me the first letter of both my kids names, as well as the intials of where they go to daycare. Thank you.
I love the use of the word “boogie” and Lenny’s style.
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