The harvest is upon us, the Post Office is a horrible business, Farrah Fawcett’s will, injustice collectors, co-workers capable of mass violence, Jessica Szohr and the piranhas, Springsteen and early onset dementia, Regis and full on dementia, Sam Champion won’t get married, Manseline, the pointy bra is back, the Silverdome sells for nickels and dimes, Jon Bon Jovi Inside the Laughter Studio, Operation Sex Offender Santa, be thankful for Jersey Shore, we need to be more like Tim Douglas, the sluttiest species in the animal kingdom, Larry Hagman’s solar house, over 100,000 apps, we’re ready for 2ndnet, Cheech and Chong get stoned/interviewed, The 2009 Word of the Year, the woes of gift certificates, cash is king and that’s what the land people do.
UYD: Sans piranhas, weatherman gay.
Piranha 3D Keyart, The Boss in Ohio, Regis and Meryl Streep, Sam Champion, Vaseline for Men, Kay Jewelers: The Storm, Cheech and Chong on Jimmy Fallon
We do not draw from the same well.
