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When I got married all my groomsmen gave me a ball tap after walking up the aisle. I was prepared for the last 5 but the first one caught me by surprise, and you could see me slightly grimace on the wedding video. That, coupled with pre-wedding anxiety, made for a really uncomfortable sensation. Oh well, my own fault for putting college buddies in the wedding.

Weck - Dec 1st 2009 @ 09:34 am

When I got married all my groomsmen gave me a ball tap after walking up the aisle. I was prepared for the last 5 but the first one caught me by surprise, and you could see me slightly grimace on the wedding video. That, coupled with pre-wedding anxiety, made for a really uncomfortable sensation. Oh well, my own fault for putting college buddies in the wedding.

wow. being ball-tapped in front of family and future family? and in church? man o man…

This is the first time I’ve heard “ball-tapped” and my first thought was some Craig’s House “No Gay Shit” style like…“milk your cock” type stuff. It made it a lot more interesting but now I know better.

ball tapping is the worst. i don’t even get why guys like to do it. i don’t want to hurt my friends/touch their balls… am i alone in this?

I don’t have balls but I’m assuming I wouldn’t want them tapped in the American ouchy sense.

yeah i was def done with it in like 6th or 7th grade, i was actually balltapped a week ago by my cousin who is 27 and it def took me by suprise i was on the ground for a minute or two i was not aware my cuz was this savage. At that point i was forced to retaliate so i recruited his friend to start talking to him as soon as he was coming out of the bathroom as i hid behind the door, and got a very solid shot at the boys as he did not see it coming at all. he was down for a good five. I win. lets hope for all our balls and future children sake that these atrocities dont continue in my family.

Being a huge Kool Keith fan, I actually stopped in my tracks when I heard the outro song.

Dr. Dooom’s “Welfare Love”

“Mommy why did Snoop Dogg’s second cousin pour that beer on you?”

When I heard about ball-tapping it reminded me of the Japanese kancho. It only really happens with Japanese boys in middle and high school.

Put your hands together with the index fingers touching (like imitating a gun or a double-shush gesture if you bring it to your lips). This is the kancho weapon. Then the person committing the kancho looks for a friend that is zoning out or looking out the window or whatever. Then the kancho-er zooms in and basically anally molests their friend, poking with all their strength. I’ve seen boys roll on the floor crying in pain because apparently once the boy being kanchoed moves, the taint and balls get kanchoed. But to get kanchoed means you are loved. Go figure.

For more info:
http://www.kancho.org/about.html

Apparently Japanese kids who move here have a hard time understanding this is considered sexual abuse in America.

truehannah - Dec 3rd 2009 @ 08:18 am

When I heard about ball-tapping it reminded me of the Japanese kancho. It only really happens with Japanese boys in middle and high school.

Put your hands together with the index fingers touching (like imitating a gun or a double-shush gesture if you bring it to your lips). This is the kancho weapon. Then the person committing the kancho looks for a friend that is zoning out or looking out the window or whatever. Then the kancho-er zooms in and basically anally molests their friend, poking with all their strength. I’ve seen boys roll on the floor crying in pain because apparently once the boy being kanchoed moves, the taint and balls get kanchoed. But to get kanchoed means you are loved. Go figure.

For more info:
http://www.kancho.org/about.html

Apparently Japanese kids who move here have a hard time understanding this is considered sexual abuse in America.

This is does happen apparently. The first company I worked for in Japan warned all the teachers about it, but after one year in public middle schools I never saw it go down or heard it happen to anyone.

ComputerSet - Dec 3rd 2009 @ 08:32 am

truehannah - Dec 3rd 2009 @ 08:18 am

When I heard about ball-tapping it reminded me of the Japanese kancho. It only really happens with Japanese boys in middle and high school.

Put your hands together with the index fingers touching (like imitating a gun or a double-shush gesture if you bring it to your lips). This is the kancho weapon. Then the person committing the kancho looks for a friend that is zoning out or looking out the window or whatever. Then the kancho-er zooms in and basically anally molests their friend, poking with all their strength. I’ve seen boys roll on the floor crying in pain because apparently once the boy being kanchoed moves, the taint and balls get kanchoed. But to get kanchoed means you are loved. Go figure.

For more info:
http://www.kancho.org/about.html

Apparently Japanese kids who move here have a hard time understanding this is considered sexual abuse in America.

This is does happen apparently. The first company I worked for in Japan warned all the teachers about it, but after one year in public middle schools I never saw it go down or heard it happen to anyone.

Oh man, you are lucky. It is a horrible thing to witness. I only saw one where the boy took it in the balls, but still. Even as a girl, I felt like it was out of order.

truehannah - Dec 3rd 2009 @ 08:18 am

When I heard about ball-tapping it reminded me of the Japanese kancho. It only really happens with Japanese boys in middle and high school.

Put your hands together with the index fingers touching (like imitating a gun or a double-shush gesture if you bring it to your lips). This is the kancho weapon. Then the person committing the kancho looks for a friend that is zoning out or looking out the window or whatever. Then the kancho-er zooms in and basically anally molests their friend, poking with all their strength. I’ve seen boys roll on the floor crying in pain because apparently once the boy being kanchoed moves, the taint and balls get kanchoed. But to get kanchoed means you are loved. Go figure.

For more info:
http://www.kancho.org/about.html

Apparently Japanese kids who move here have a hard time understanding this is considered sexual abuse in America.

Dang, I haven’t thought about kancho in forever. My male cousins used to play a version of it that they called ‘brown-eye’. There was also one they called ‘credit card’ where they would run their hand or finger vertically down your buttcrack like they were swiping a credit card.

For such a puritanical culture we sure do love to “playfully” touch each other’s bits.

I totally feel JDog on the customer service level of low-ed young kids that can not function or handle complex transactions.  It totally sucks!  Lots of fo’s bad at their jobs.

This season on Jersey Shore!

We played plenty of ball tapping games in high school. In my group of friends, if you weren’t covering up, you were fair game. No fists though. More like a slap with the back of your hand. The goal wasn’t to hit them as hard as you could. It was more like when you try and towel-whip someone, but with your hand. We also played “the circle game”, where if someone was able to get you to look at a circle they made with their fingers, they got a free punch on the arm.

Don’t ask.

Yannick - Dec 6th 2009 @ 12:26 pm

This season on Jersey Shore!

THE FUCK?

Amazing. I do love a good womanpunch.gif

nothanks - Dec 7th 2009 @ 12:50 am

Yannick - Dec 6th 2009 @ 12:26 pm

This season on Jersey Shore!

THE FUCK?

Its a capture from the “this season on Jersey Shore!” teaser.

This has to be the funniest episode I’ve heard yet.

The whole riff on Pam Anderson & Tommy Lee had me rolling.  The other people on the bus thought I was insane, but that’s cool. 

I admit I’ve started chiming in out loud from time to time, but I generally can keep it to a minimum while on the bus or otherwise in the immediate vicinity of people who might not assume I’m talking on a bluetooth or something.

Yannick - Dec 6th 2009 @ 12:26 pm

This season on Jersey Shore!

Christ! That’s savage! That is not appropriate behavior. Here’s “The Situation”, you’re a barbarian.