Happy New Year!!! With circus peanuts comes Lucky Charms, 35 years in jail for no reason, OJ Simpson: race relations expert, I never have to shovel the sun, strawberry lemonade sea sickness, paintball landmines, no more Pepsi at the Super Bowl, Mr. Belvedere deals with AIDS and home economics, Brittany Murphy death tweets, rocket science vs. brain surgery, curious contraception case studies, Cedar Sinai’s Jewish elevators, Tiger Woods trumps 9/11, keeping the Dance properly lubed, we’re all used car salesmen, door to door grifters, you think you know Shane Sparks, Rachel Ray wants to eat lotion, 2010 will be the best year ever, Lou Engle’s son is going to have a straight party in San Fran, U2 prepares for their best album ever, Brad Pitt and Zoe Saldana, the tweens love of porn and does anyone believe in laughter anymore? Stop, drop and listen.
UYD: It’s in the pores.
Paintball Landmine, Ashton’s Twats, Shane Sparks arrested, Lou Engle’s The Call
We do not draw from the same well.