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First off people, why isn’t this on the Weck’s Wiki thread? Why do you disrespect the Weck by creating copycat threads?
Second, some of you seem to just be blowing yourselves rather than trying to stump the Weck. We get it, you got a shout out on the show, we’ve heard all the episodes, we know, you are super duper cool.
I’ve got one. What episode did J-Dog call the old forum whack? What did he say Seth might as well be doing instead of logging in to the old forum? Who’s names did J-Dog mention in association with the whackness?

cool dude

Cassie - Mar 27th 2010 @ 08:20 am

cool dude

Nah, that’s not the answer to any of those questions.

Is “disrespect the Weck” a euphemism for masturbation?

maybe we need to start a “Disrespect the Weck” thread?

Oh you filthy whore i’m going to disrespect the weck all over your face.

maybe just “Dis the Weck”

i dont know… tough call.

Check yourself before you wickety-Weck yourself.

Downpressin On Weck

Maybe Weck should make a porn flick.
Soooo, no answers to my questions? I was going to give a shirt away, lord knows I have plenty. Anywho, that old forum does sound fresh, wish it was still around, guess I’ll go play WoW instead.

Gary - Mar 21st 2010 @ 06:11 am

I’m pretty sure it’s the Jogger remix of the song Just Briefly by Daedalus. It’s definitely a great song.

it is! thank you for filling that in. it’s also the outro to ep. 35, and I’ve been trying to find out what it is for years. turns out I should have been listening to more Jogger all along. I’m now the proud owner of the whole “This Great Pressure” album. thanks, iTunes, and the Forum, for always having the answers

Here’s one I can’t seem to find again:

Seth: “This is a crazy game.  It’s called ‘Crazy Game,’ wanna play?”

for short - Mar 28th 2010 @ 08:08 am

Maybe Weck should make a porn flick.
Soooo, no answers to my questions? I was going to give a shirt away, lord knows I have plenty. Anywho, that old forum does sound fresh, wish it was still around, guess I’ll go play WoW instead.

If Weck made a porn flick would he shout UYD quotes the whole time he was having sex?

bart simpson shaped ecstacy pill - Mar 28th 2010 @ 10:58 pm

Here’s one I can’t seem to find again:

Seth: “This is a crazy game.  It’s called ‘Crazy Game,’ wanna play?”

Do you have any additional context for what they were talking about? That would help.

ckingphotos - Mar 28th 2010 @ 10:59 pm

If Weck made a porn flick would he shout UYD quotes the whole time he was having sex?

Hey thread ...

ckingphotos - Mar 28th 2010 @ 10:59 pm

for short - Mar 28th 2010 @ 08:08 am

Maybe Weck should make a porn flick.
Soooo, no answers to my questions? I was going to give a shirt away, lord knows I have plenty. Anywho, that old forum does sound fresh, wish it was still around, guess I’ll go play WoW instead.

If Weck made a porn flick would he shout UYD quotes the whole time he was having sex?

No, that is not how it would go down. That would be childish. This is how Weck sex plays out.

“Disrespect that weck all over my bosoms!” commands the perfect 10 Lady
“Slow down Baby, that will take about a hour. First I’m gonna archive every minute of love making” Weck says whilst pulling out a pen and pad from his hotel robe
“Yeah, talk dirty, just like that”
“I will catalog you”
“Ohhh, yeah!”

  At about 58:59 (Weck has great sexual prowess)
“Here it comes sweetheart, take this weck in your mouth”
“Gobble, gobble, gobble”
1:00:30 Turkey finishes her meal
“Shows over honey, time for you to go”
“Thank you Weck, your weck was wonderful!”
“Seat-belts bitch”

The outro music is Shaft, but instead, the lyric Shaft is replaced, with Weck.
R+B backup singers rise from the floor in Weck’s room singing

  chorus
  Weck, Weck (X2)

for short - Mar 29th 2010 @ 01:39 pm

ckingphotos - Mar 28th 2010 @ 10:59 pm

for short - Mar 28th 2010 @ 08:08 am

Maybe Weck should make a porn flick.
Soooo, no answers to my questions? I was going to give a shirt away, lord knows I have plenty. Anywho, that old forum does sound fresh, wish it was still around, guess I’ll go play WoW instead.

If Weck made a porn flick would he shout UYD quotes the whole time he was having sex?

No, that is not how it would go down. That would be childish. This is how Weck sex plays out.

“Disrespect that weck all over my bosoms!” commands the perfect 10 Lady
“Slow down Baby, that will take about a hour. First I’m gonna archive every minute of love making” Weck says whilst pulling out a pen and pad from his hotel robe
“Yeah, talk dirty, just like that”
“I will catalog you”
“Ohhh, yeah!”

  At about 58:59 (Weck has great sexual prowess)
“Here it comes sweetheart, take this weck in your mouth”
“Gobble, gobble, gobble”
1:00:30 Turkey finishes her meal
“Shows over honey, time for you to go”
“Thank you Weck, your weck was wonderful!”
“Seat-belts bitch”

The outro music is Shaft, but instead, the lyric Shaft is replaced, with Weck.
R+B backup singers rise from the floor in Weck’s room singing

  chorus
  Weck, Weck (X2)

Tearfully laughing too hard to breath!

Who’s the black private dick
That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Weck!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Weck!
Can you dig it?

Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
Weck!
Right On!

They say this cat Weck is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I’m talkin’ ‘bout Weck
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He’s a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JOHN WECK!

wow

Weck - Mar 29th 2010 @ 11:12 am

bart simpson shaped ecstacy pill - Mar 28th 2010 @ 10:58 pm

Here’s one I can’t seem to find again:

Seth: “This is a crazy game.  It’s called ‘Crazy Game,’ wanna play?”

Do you have any additional context for what they were talking about? That would help.

Uhh…it was either about peedophaelia or some other crime or story of abuse.  Real great hint, right?  Oh yeah, also it’s somewhere between ep. 2 and ep. 199

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