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I pull a “nope” out every now and then.  I used to go out drinking with my co-workers were dudeheads, and we were occasionally throwing out a “threee-two-threee-four-eight-one….”  even better, calling out your own cell phone number in that same voice.

I definitely overuse “Wanky wanky” to the point where people probably think I’m addicted to masturbation. I’ve got my Korean GF addicted to saying it as well…How wanky wanky is that?!

The lines have blurred as to what I said before listening to UYD.

Things I’ve been saying for forever: Dope, wicked, are you fucking kidding me?, on point, dog, whatevs, the worst, the word “like” every 6 words.

Things I now say because of UYD: Peed, fresh, Hey *dog* are you cool/okay?, Hey ___ how’s your ___, nooooooope, Dr. Hansen, janky, steeze, wack, jeezo, herda hadda.

Pedo/peedo and Pa’scuse me? are my own slang that just happened to be close to UYD slang, which is like pretty fresh.

caitlin - Jan 23rd 2012 @ 10:26 am

The lines have blurred as to what I said before listening to UYD.

Things I’ve been saying for forever: Dope, wicked, are you fucking kidding me?, on point, dog, whatevs, the worst, the word “like” every 6 words.

Things I now say because of UYD: Peed, fresh, Hey *dog* are you cool/okay?, Hey ___ how’s your ___, nooooooope, Dr. Hansen, janky, steeze, wack, jeezo, herda hadda.

Pedo/peedo and Pa’scuse me? are my own slang that just happened to be close to UYD slang, which is like pretty fresh.

My life is inundated, but the worst and most inexcusable would have to be the Jah’s annoying douchey radio host “put your faggot grandma to bed” type voice that I insist on employing ALL the time.  Suuuuuper loudly. My husband hates it, it scares my cats, and my friends leave my house immediately when they hear it.

Coworker to me: “What was that phrase you used last week? Was it, ‘Herd Had?’ Y’know, it was when you were making fun of rednecks.”

Me: Herdda Hadda Herrrrrda!

(end. scene.)

(& no, sadly, she’s not a candidate for podcast listening. I did suggest UYD to the IT nerd who came to set up our printer—but I also"ppfffffft"ed his choices of Jay Mohr & Smodcast shit that he said he listens to.)

I mostly recite the best of Craig’s House.

This makes for some awkward sitches when I’m walking by someone and saying, “Got a six day load that needs a home.”

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UYD has saturated much of my vernacular.

The only comparable experience I have is when I read A Clockwork Orange four times within a cople of months and I began thinking in Droogspeak.

I say wicked, lamp and posted-up a lot.