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i wish i didn’t run through all the episodes as quickly as i did cuz these weeks when the posting is late .. i kinda freak .. i need a steady dose of UYD .. what have i become!? (haha)
You’ve become an addict. This might help.
http://uhhyeahdude.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/1023/
“Would you like to share?” the group leader asked
“Sure. My name is for short, and I’m addicted to UYD.”
“Ummm….. good to have you for short. I’m just curious. What kind of drug is UYD? I’ve never heard of it before.”
“Oh, it’s the most addictive, best drug ever. It makes you laugh and think. I can’t get off it. Problem is, I ran out of episodes. They gave it to me for free. Now I only get it once a week. I’m going fucking crazy!”
“Did you say episodes?”
“Yeah”
“Are you talking about a TV show?”
“No, I’m talking about a podcast. Dummy.”
“Sir, this is a group for drug addicts.”
“But I’m losing my shit, can’t someone help me?”
The group leader got up and went to the corner. She made a call on her cell. After a few minutes of talking in hushed tones she returned to the group.
“Did you say UYD?”
“Yes”
“Take this address, someone across town can help you”
“OK”
for short took the address and jumped in his car. He put 187 on again. He could almost recite it word for word. It was only Friday. He might Murder himself before Monday, or Tuesday. God forbid it was late. Those days were the hardest. He sped across town and pulled into a full parking lot. He hurried inside.
“I’m…..”
“I know why you are here. Go down the hall to the left, room 112” said the desk clerk
for short almost ran. He felt maybe he had hope. He came to a door, 112. He opened and was shocked to see a room full of people in UYD shirts, some natural, some black, some even tie-dyed. Hairy designs and black shirts with an amazing logo.
A man at the front of the room spoke “Welcome for short. Welcome to Uhh Yeah Dude Anonymous. We can help you”
for short began to cry. Could they really help him?
