Y’all wanna hear how fucking retarded Illinois is about drugs?
Possessing or selling K2, Spice, JWH-018, etc. is a motherfucking FELONY and can get you a big fine and anywhere from one to thirty (yup, THIRTY) years in prison. Hey, IL…ARE YOU OKAY?
I read that in the Trib a few days ago and almost had a seizure. I mean, for reals. I could kill someone tomorrow, plead it down to manslaughter 2, get like 4 years and get out in 2 for good behavior. Guess who watches a lot of Law & Order? I’m practically my own defense lawyer at this point. SUCK IT JACK MCCOY
Salvia got banned a few years ago, which is also stupid because the few times I did salvia, everything was hilarious for about 5 minutes and then I got a wicked headache for about 45 and decided, “Hey, there are way better drugs out there.”
Can you imagine being in jail and having this conversation?
“Yo man, how long you in for?”
“Shit, 25”
“What the fuck did you do?”
“Sold K2”
“For real? I’m a rapist. I get out tomorrow. LATES!”
Be cool about fire safety.