Great Western Forum

Chick-chicka-chickaaaaa, flipping through a Playb’s, Jimmy from Gigolos, Seth Clips Vol 11, Oct. 21st is the new end of the world, National Chicken Month, the In-N-Out of chicken chains, World Vegetarian Day, adermatoglyphia, the need for theft, switcharoo bonzai, Jerry Seinfeld chats up a 17 year old, Lil Wayne can get away with anything, southerners don’t visit the dentist, fast/dilate at least once a year, Alac Baldwin’s Comedy Kilimanjaro, we be having mad alcoholics, what was the first Meth doc?, 8 is the new 18, Dollywood’s Wing Coaster, Disneyland’s Gay Day, your boss is a clinical psychopath, Ben Affleck’s other lover, nesting agreements, good bye Primatene Mist and fucking in the fire house.

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As Heard on Uhh Yeah Dude (links to shit talked about on the show)

Jimmy from Gigolos Pert Print Ad

Seth Clips Vol 11

Chick-Fil-A Grand Opening

Adermatoglyphia

Jerry Seinfeld and Shoshanna Lonstein

The Stoned Age

Wild Eagle Commercial

Gay Days Anaheim

4th and Long

Jesse Holley in the Locker Room

Primatene Mist

Brazzers Charley Chase Trailer (NSFW)

New Seth’s Corner yessssssss!

“Which President am I going to wear?”: Seth
(I interrupted my listening just to post that, can’t wait to see the latest from Seth’s corner!)

Oh yeah,  “really good jewel thief” = cat burgler.

speaking of Pigeon Forge (a roadtrip in my future), one of my Flickr contacts has shot a ton (he’s also a social worker in the Appalachias)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jacobkrejci/collections/72157604234428446/

Good episode. Badass intro and outro music this week. Too bad, no tracklisting….

Gonna need that that tracklist. That intro is hot.

Pidgeon Forge, while a giant tourist trap is also really quite lovely. The nearby areas are full of neat places to hike around and it’s home to the most relaxing vacation I’ve ever taken. Oh and supposedly the Dollywood coasters of late are great.

could use an id on the intro as well

Tracks are by Egyptrixx of the album Bible Eyes.

The first time I heard about the custody arrangement you guys are calling “nesting” was back in 1985, when I worked with a divorced guy who had that deal with his ex-wife.

They had a big house that the kids lived in, and a smaller condo that the non-custodial parent lived in.  The parents traded places every four months (they figured out that schedule because it automatically meant that holidays traded off every year).  The condo also had rooms for the kids because the kids spent some weekends with the non-live-in parent, too.

When I first heard about it, I was really amazed by how civilized and smart the whole thing seemed.  I’d never heard of such a thing before and yet it made perfect sense.  My friend did let me know about the drawbacks, though.  Among other things, he said that EVERY time he and his ex-wife traded residences, the power and telephone service were just about to be turned off in the residence she vacated.  So he felt like he ended up paying a whole lot more in spousal support than the divorce decree required (but he was pretty rich so I didn’t feel all that sorry for him).

janey - Sep 29th 2011 @ 11:33 am

The first time I heard about the custody arrangement you guys are calling “nesting” was back in 1985, when I worked with a divorced guy who had that deal with his ex-wife.

They had a big house that the kids lived in, and a smaller condo that the non-custodial parent lived in.  The parents traded places every four months (they figured out that schedule because it automatically meant that holidays traded off every year).  The condo also had rooms for the kids because the kids spent some weekends with the non-live-in parent, too.

When I first heard about it, I was really amazed by how civilized and smart the whole thing seemed.  I’d never heard of such a thing before and yet it made perfect sense.  My friend did let me know about the drawbacks, though.  Among other things, he said that EVERY time he and his ex-wife traded residences, the power and telephone service were just about to be turned off in the residence she vacated.  So he felt like he ended up paying a whole lot more in spousal support than the divorce decree required (but he was pretty rich so I didn’t feel all that sorry for him).

I’m sorry, we’re going to need more dirt than this…

If you mean: what about the fucking? then I sadly can’t help.  He was not dating at the time (he was…. eccentric) and neither was she, although I kind of gather that the main reason she wasn’t dating (aside from being batshit insane, which is what he claimed, and therefore not desirable) was that it was most definitely not in her economic interest to remarry.

Here’s how eccentric he was:

He refused any kind of anesthesia that would render you unconscious for any purpose because of PTSD from serving in the Vietnam War.

He was formerly a Scientology member.  He used to complain a lot about how they would never let you alone once you were in.

When he was subpoenaed to be deposed by the US Attorney (work related), he said that he was called in, sworn in, asked to state and spell his name, etc.  and then asked, as a routine matter, his age.  He said, “To the best of my understanding, I am one billion years old.”  He told me this was a truthful response because he belonged to a religious sect with a spiritual leader who was an Indian woman (I’m forgetting her name now, but she was relatively well known at the time) who taught this.  He said that after that response, they flipped through their notes, kind of looked at each other, and dismissed him.

He also was one of a small handful of people who put California wine on the map.

Satisfied?

I’m totally down with being a billion years old. I think that’s pretty sweet and probably right.

As well as being a very effective way to end a deposition! 

I miss him a lot.  Unfortunately, not everyone is google-able.  Especially former Scientologists with PTSD.

Stole a VHS tape from my high school library Circa ‘96. Titled something like “Ice: Americas next drug epidemic”. Gotta dig it up but I have it somewhere. Mid 90s Raver Meth FTW. Too bad there’s not a cute name for being tweeked and dusted.
PLUR

janey - Sep 29th 2011 @ 11:54 am

Satisfied?

I am now! Trust Janey <3

Ghost Dad’s Dad - Sep 29th 2011 @ 09:50 pm

Stole a VHS tape from my high school library Circa ‘96. Titled something like “Ice: Americas next drug epidemic”. Gotta dig it up but I have it somewhere. Mid 90s Raver Meth FTW. Too bad there’s not a cute name for being tweeked and dusted.
PLUR

Dusted and disgusted, I always thought.

Thieves of that type are called grifters. Apparently Jah remains entirely incapable of recognizing a grift.