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Jobs didn’t even have fish lip tip.

(RIP and all that)

Rooney will outlast us all.

“No one gets fired anymore.”

Thanks Jeezo. You done done it again.

He changed the fucking world

It’s because he didn’t give us a new iPhone.

Jonathan’s continual failure to pay his massive phone bill led to a reduction in the quality of Jobs’ health care.

I just got interviewed outside the Apple store about Jobs kickin it and all and I sounded like such a fucking fool. My sister with Aspergers went after me and she made me sound like the autistic one. As soon as you get her talking about computers and shit, she turns into some great orator. Plus we were both hungover and looked terrible. Classic.

R.I.P. Mac Daddy

Steve’s gonna be pissed that he didn’t make the ObitUYDaries main.

“My LSD experiences are one of the most important parts of my life” - Steve Jobs…

I have an embarassing amount of apple products in my appt. iPods, ipads, macBooks, appleTV, I ride around with an apple sticker on my car…much love and respect to Mr Jobs. The world would not be the same without him. He was a true visionary and will be missed.