night terror on couch
sprayed maraschino cherries
sweet sleepover, Seth
PS this is my favorite one you didnt pick 
Feb 7th 2012 @ 11:20 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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HaikUYD Contest
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| Um excuse me, Miss. // Please show me the twins, thank you. // “I came on my face” | 2 | |
| How to party right? // Put chopped oxys in your butt. // Thanks, dad. Love, dead son. | 5 | |
| The Great White Prophet // Cries for his harmonica // Muddy feet, satin sheets | 3 | |
| Doctor Doolittle // The Professor and Norbit // He killed Shalomar | 0 | |
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# 41 |
night terror on couch
sprayed maraschino cherries
sweet sleepover, SethPS this is my favorite one you didnt pick
High-five for cooking up a contest where we are all winners. This idea is dynamite. Well done.
Feb 7th 2012 @ 11:59 pm
Like WHOOSH.
# 42 |
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- Joined Feb 8th 2012
I see you drivin’
Round town with that girl I love
And I’m like, Haiku
Feb 8th 2012 @ 11:25 am
# 43 |
night terror on couch
sprayed maraschino cherries
sweet sleepover, SethPS this is my favorite one you didnt pick
High-five for cooking up a contest where we are all winners. This idea is dynamite. Well done.
Hey, I’m getting just as much of a treat as anyone. Why is everyone so funny????
What is wrong with us?
Feb 8th 2012 @ 05:36 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 44 |
The Great White Prophet
Cries for his harmonica
Muddy feet, satin sheets
Feb 8th 2012 @ 05:49 pm
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree… makes perfect sense?
# 45 |
Marcia, how could you?
“But it was the seventies!”
Seth could have died, doper!
Feb 8th 2012 @ 05:54 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 46 |
That’s made in China?
You’re better off spending more
On one that won’t kill
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:18 pm
If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain.
# 47 |
SeaOrgs with accents.
Occupation: Podcaster.
We’re all dead agents.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:25 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 48 |
Prepare for quickie!
Pants around ankles, dick out.
Oops, butt-dialed Dad.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:27 pm
If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain.
# 49 |
Really though. These are great! JP 0_0 That last one is hilarious!
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:45 pm
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# 50 |
Prepare for quickie!
Pants around ankles, dick out.
Oops, butt-dialed Dad.
JP,I’m sorry about being like Sophies choice but way way way way way worse, but if you’re going for the UYD4Life contest, you’re going to have to pick. Again, I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight having had to deliver that news. I’m so sorry.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:48 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 51 |
How do you know, Joe?
Connecting to St. Louis!
Jah’s a silly goose.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:57 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 52 |
I pick the butt-dial one!
Feb 8th 2012 @ 06:58 pm
If I had plans, they were made by an incorrect life I no longer maintain.
# 53 |
One in ten have it.
No, seriously, it’s true!
So I was way off.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 08:00 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 54 |
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- Joined Sep 26th 2011
Wildcats delusion -
Not Harrelson or Snipes; no:
Forest Whitaker.mommin’- for the purposes of the tumblr contest, would you like to choose between your stellar entries?
http://uyd4l.tumblr.com/post/17188099638/the-contenders-so-far
Aw man, I didn’t realise it was a contest! I was just having fun. I’ll go with the first one, but man, some of these are DOPE.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 08:36 pm
# 55 |
Fuck the contest (No offense Sethro) keep this shit rolling. I can’t come up with anything good and every one of you guys’ (boschk) is incredible.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 09:57 pm
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# 56 |
Fuck the contest (No offense Sethro) keep this shit rolling. I can’t come up with anything good and every one of you guys’ (boschk) is incredible.
DO NOT PANIC. MAGNETS AND CARDS ARE STILL FOR WINNINGS! But duuhhhh! I agree that we should keep this going forever and ever! And anytime a haiku is dope, we’ll still put it on the site. And anytime one is SUPER DOPE, I will even send you a prize. Cause that’s the kind of people we are in UYD Nation. Prize people.
Also, welcome so hard to the three or four peeds who were brave enough to enter the fray! You’re quite handsome/pretty and very funny.
Feb 8th 2012 @ 10:19 pm
Yo dog. You dead dog.
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# 57 |
A rasta smokes weed
Mexican porn lights his face
Weed’s got coke in it
Feb 9th 2012 @ 01:08 am
# 58 |
Go-go taquitos
Spicy chicken sandwiches
Vegan podcaster
Feb 9th 2012 @ 04:16 am
# 59 |
Hey Seth, I ate fish.
What the fuck is happening?
Real meat makes you feel.
Ok, not so good, sorry to soil an otherwise good streak.
Feb 9th 2012 @ 11:04 am
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