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  • Joined Jul 25th 2012

Went to my nearest polling station this morning with a high-powered painter’s hose attached to a 50-gallon drum of liquified bovine wash and painted a predator drone legitimately raping an apple pie, writing below it “I’d Like To Buy The World A Coke.”

text your dealer
e-mail your mom
phone the police