November 4th 2017
Live from The Texas Theatre in Dallas TX, no pens and no bottle openers, Keyarra Romatelli, visiting the Oswald rooming house, Snoop Dogg's Mind's Eye, watching Crossroads in the woods, white cis sober vegans, seeing the world through old gray eyes, not enough murders to stop Halloween, sex NARCs, UYD: All the greatest ideas - No follow through, let Honey lace you out, Flip or Flop: Fort Worth, saying goodbye to Me, Myself & I, demand based pricing for movie tickets, The Real Estate Wealth Expo, Seth's Net Worth, everyone over 6'5" has the shittiest life ever, bigger lottery jackpots, The Flat Earth International Conference, birth control delivery, fringe cult tastemakers, Amazon's in-home delivery, USA Today Snapshots, Happy Birthday Seth's Mom, baby's first kill, no one gives a fuck about the Winter Olympics, Ask Jonathan, the friendship destroying handbag, National "Drowsy Driving Prevention" Week, navigating the roads of Texas, Hershey's new candy bar, spending hours watching things you hate, and being "twice exceptional".
October 24th 2017
Turtlenecks are always back, Joe Boxer on LIVE PD, the most reliable cars, auto-soulmates, just Barnes, Uber for movers, preparing for holograms, UYD LIVE shows, refusing fascism, UYD's Fast Casuals, supporting local worldwide businesses, saying goodbye to Elwood Adams Hardware, saying goodbye to Bella Umbrella, deaf neanderthals, keep your kids on a leash, Mel Gibson continues to flourish, the future of Avatar and Giovanni Ribisi, Adam Sandler refuses to put on pants, glowing reviews for everything, instant paychecks, immortal slave robot labor, and eating plant-based / McDonalds.
October 24th 2017
Who can relate?, heat and Halloween makeup, what scares the "Stranger Things" cast?, Impossible Fatburgers, preparing for a permanent underclass, soak in the sad at Dollargasm, West Nile lethargy, the home of the cloud, dead eyeballs, 100 page tribute to Hef and trannies, taking a knee in the bleachers, The 410 Boyz secretly filming Seth, back on sodas, Toomgis on the brain, Seth: The #1 Wingman, Jonathan: The Silver Fox, hitting the beverage scene, are bigger bubbles bad for you?, Topo Chico blowing up, Marlon Brando shot JFK, "Football Game" Drunk, Tommy Morrison gets tatt'ed up, it's hard to measure a marathon, National "Prescription Drug Take-Back" Day, USA Today Snapshots, bubble theories, sex robots don't have rights, and everything not real sucks.
October 14th 2017
Phoenix is Phly, 12 riffraffs per AM/PM, Jonathan goes monster truckin', McDonald's on McDowell's, perfect fit condoms, what happens when ice cream meets vodka?, DJ Khaled doesn't thank his wife, an oldest American's update, the most popular candies by state, 2017 Halloween costumes, put a Taz on it, Fred Armisen finds his roots, creepy historians, looking for the financial messiah, a new slogan for CoverGirl, license plate readers, Foster The People's only song, no helmets and Wild Hogs 2, digital dicks vs real dicks, impossible Fatburgers, something happened on Undercover High, down on Elon, getting caught up in Why Him?, evidence of aliens by 2035, angular jackets of the future, Vedic Astrology, fellow mystics, National "Mediation" Week, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, and for a better tomorrow we play today
UYD: Easy. Breezy. Beautiful.
October 10th 2017
Only Dear Amy's, what is it called when someone shits on your chest?, ambigrams, UYD LIVE shows, "off the handles" anger, sad dad wants to bang the old lady, Uhh Yeah Studs, keep your alive friends close and your dead corpses closer, avoid the void, Jack Gyllenhaal, and only 25% of the 50% of marriages actually work.
October 10th 2017
Sitting Seth and USA Today Snapshots, Dr.Pepper bush, Miami drunks, keeping driver's off the phone, resting in bed, scroll-feed syndrome, the number of millionaires in the US, Cook vs Tosh, sleep days, how to live to be 100, governed by the tides, olds at the movies, the jackets of Gosling, #StopTheseDaddies , Trump ruins football, millennial snapshots, Xennials Motorcycle Rebel Club, bilingual children, lying on your resume, and penis vag now.
October 3rd 2017
Officially Autumn, top money making prescription drugs, cutting out straws, National "Infection Prevention" Week, 2017 Halloween costumes, Infinity Mirrors, Instagram snuff videos, preparing for a nuclear autumn, personal growth Post-Its, Switzerland doesn't make good TV shows, mom tattoos and bear bows, The Ark Encounter, riding the bus with Dick Shave, blow by blow porn for the blind, UYD audio commentary, UYD LIVE shows right around the corner, like Arby's but good, celebrity malls, Lover Boy Crips, Dive!, don't throw rocks at black kids and don't blind Asian dudes, we're not giving up on Prime, bean lung, and animation is red hot.
October 3rd 2017
Incorporating Michael Jordon into Me Myself & I, the best stage dad, the only thing cats like better than gravy, don't trust a vet, cannibal cats, Xennials, paying respects to Hef, Seth's handwriting, very to somewhat clean, combination Fatburger / Buffalo Express, UYD LIVE shows, a native women painted motorcycle, cannabis freakonomics, ranking fast food spots, Elon Musk's "Big Fuckin' Rocket", robot cats for dementia patients, ganja goo balls, National "School Lunch" Week, pinch rolled Cavariccis, NARC tools, and not camera ready for social media.
September 26th 2017
Crushed by palm fronds, LA without palm trees, a weekend of LIVE PD, a hard time for placard abusers, Seth for mayor, from Houston to Sydney, UYD LIVE shows, government controlled air conditioning, middle eastern fast casuals, new inductees at the National Toy Hall of Fame, National "Spinning and Weaving" Week, Rubik's Cube Championships, the single greatest parallel parking job in history, The Great American Beer Festival, unauthorized educators, real bacon talk, travel alerts and soft targets, prototype chicken fingers, weak ass useless human arms, USA Today Snapshots, Starbucks/Work/24 Hour Fitness/Kenny Rogers Roasters, and no docs for Ozzy.
September 26th 2017
Red hot content creators, missing the premiere of Me, Myself & I, fall foliage, 12 quarters for a newspaper, live show announcements, The Big Tex Awards, one eyed driving, no snitches - no ditches, explaining the game of football, catching up on the Vietnam War, Happy Birthday "West Side Story", the United Nations of Robert DeNiro, USA Today Snapshots, National "BFRB Awareness" Week, Toys aRn't Us, no big box STIHLs, The Color of the Year, your landlord doesn't paint your apartment, 91101, jail time for people who text and drive, a flood of ink, Jonathan's first tattoo, and my lizard tongue son.
September 17th 2017
Live from the Murmrr Ballroom in Brooklyn NY, Plain Jane yarmulkes, nominative determinism, the amazing talents of Miss Louisiana, 15 names for 3 sons, getting Bonkers in the library, Seth's Whole Foods pick up lines, State Trooper pick up lines, 50 years of 60 Minutes, dreaming in KOHLER, stunt-fucking, preparing for Fifty Shades of Valentine's Day, National "Clean Hands" Week, L. Ron's word jazz, drugs and drones, the dirty truth of Iced Coffee, The Secret Life of Restaurants, skinny dipping parties, so close to killing Oprah, delicious lactic juices, getting sweaty at the Gabagool Festival, USA Today Snapshots, old loads make infertile babies, elite commercial crimes, The Police Shooting Championships, sober jam bands, Ask Jonathan, eel hunters, vegan night baseball, and keeping a Band-Aid on hand.
September 16th 2017
Live from the Murmrr Ballroom in Brooklyn NY, sorry for 600, Happy Birthday Seth, getting into Hamilton, hip eateries, retiring dandelion, "Make America Woop Woop Again", dwindling white Christians, "Sabbath Mode" refrigerators, Mormon soaking, The Lord likes 1 year contracts, The Dakulator, the spirit of Lil Ted Bundy, post-murder houses, Undercover High, cryptocurrencies, leatherman vs hatchet, vegan apocalypse bars, Seth as Carl Panzram, Uhh Yeah Broadway, USA Today Snapshots, GenZGuru, is Josh Gad a celebrity?, Norsk Hostfest, Me Myself & I, the designer of the Apple logo, Toomgis, Leaf Peepers, song and dance man, drink and weed man, The Crime Writing Festival, Steampunk'd, goggles abound, National "Indoor Plant" Week, junkie paramedics, Ask Jonathan, selling weed in Walmart, and trying to quell my boner kill.
September 11th 2017
Taking a trip into the animal kingdom, Uhh Yeah Kindergarten, fish on antidepressants, species survival plans, there's a market for everything, the age of consent for bonobos, fish feeding on plastic, cranberry krill, the feral monkeys of Florida, primate roshambo, the resentment of ravens, no phones in the animal kingdom, coming back as an elephant, spider orgies, highwaymen beetles, and we are not animals.
September 11th 2017
Celebrity voice overs and the road to 1000.
September 5th 2017
Dipping back to 2016, Safe - Secure - Vital, The Day After, everyone dips out at 20 channels, Sam Hunt or Shane West?, unable to pass The Vito Russo Test, The Best Bakery in Alabama, award winning podcasting, DJ Little Ted Bundy, McDonald's Pizza serendipity, drug addict's organs, triple duped pyramid schemes, mildly swoll, modern freeze dried foods, left behind Cowboy coolers, freshening your earthquake kits, hungry but heavily armed, UYD-2023, all episodes now available in the archives, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, and the road to 700.
