”...no grandpas, sorry grandpas.”
amen.
Mar 23rd 2009 @ 11:07 pm
What starts with techno music, involves two dudes, and offends a lot of people: Gay Sex or UYD?
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Hada Herda (Quintuplettttt)
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
Mar 24th 2009 @ 11:21 am
the white man calls her flute playing wind
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“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
Mar 24th 2009 @ 11:21 am
the white man calls her flute playing wind
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“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.
Mar 25th 2009 @ 11:03 am
Cock, Brains, Heart.
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If you motherfuckers don’t have a favorite Craig’s Lists One Liner, you aint true UYD, recognize, remember, reply; UYD:recognize, remember, reply.
Mar 25th 2009 @ 05:47 pm
What starts with techno music, involves two dudes, and offends a lot of people: Gay Sex or UYD?
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fuck i dont even remember lines from the episode i listened to today much less lines from 2007
Mar 25th 2009 @ 07:25 pm
for the gamers in UYD nation
xfire = thehobocop
steam = hob0cop
xbox live tag = hobocop85 (currently silver membership though)
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- 10 Total Posts
- Joined Jan 20th 2009
“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.
The funny part is that the real quote is “Leaky boners to the front of the line”
Mar 25th 2009 @ 07:39 pm
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“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.The funny part is that the real quote is “Leaky boners to the front of the line”
damnit!
i was waiting for him to get there. would have gotten it eventually. process of elimination and all…
Mar 25th 2009 @ 08:49 pm
Yes, I’m impugning a continent.
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- Joined Jan 20th 2009
My signature says it all.
Mar 25th 2009 @ 10:49 pm
You come to fuck so you fuck to cum.
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“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.The funny part is that the real quote is “Leaky boners to the front of the line”
damnit!
i was waiting for him to get there. would have gotten it eventually. process of elimination and all…
ha I know I messed up and sent it before I could change and then sent another so I just gave up
Mar 26th 2009 @ 10:13 am
the white man calls her flute playing wind
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my dick is on point, yours better be.
you come to fuck so you fuck to cum(sic)
Mar 30th 2009 @ 08:22 pm
Snack time jew.
Let’s just get in the car, and get right into the belly of the beast.
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Hello, people—what about the classic?
“Holla back for a dope cock in your mouth!”
Mar 30th 2009 @ 10:29 pm
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i prefer a nice, clean: “Are you reading this?”
Mar 31st 2009 @ 07:31 pm
Ooh, when I get paid, I’m gonna get me some of them Taz slippers.
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- 37 Total Posts
- Joined Mar 25th 2009
For me it’s between:
“No games or drama”
or
“She doesn’t even have a dick!”
Mar 31st 2009 @ 09:12 pm
fruit
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“No gay shit” (after saying they want to J.O. mutually with another guy.)
Apr 1st 2009 @ 07:43 pm
Unzip, explode, GO!!!
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i prefer a nice, clean: “Are you reading this?”
This may be the purest craigs list one liner. <bow>
Apr 1st 2009 @ 08:14 pm
What starts with techno music, involves two dudes, and offends a lot of people: Gay Sex or UYD?
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...cum race to Thai ladyboys.
Apr 1st 2009 @ 08:26 pm
You know my maths
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Swordfights a must (In Christopher Walken voice)
Apr 3rd 2009 @ 08:50 pm
UYD 4 Life
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Apr 4th 2009 @ 07:55 pm
if i’m not right, you’re probably wrong.
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- Joined Jan 20th 2009
“Baptize this chocolate pussy.”
Apr 4th 2009 @ 10:54 pm
Baptize this chocolate pussy.
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