Fuck, I can only remember the ones from the vids, I need to dip back into the old episodes.
Though nothing will beat
“Fuck me like a pornoslut in pumps, I need man-warmth”
Apr 8th 2009 @ 03:29 am
I’m gonna fuck you, blueberry.
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Craig’s List: favorite one liners
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“Teaching each other how to jack off the right way”
“Let me put my baby soft hands on your ancient tool and we’ll see what happens, I bet I can make that derick find oil. “
Aug 21st 2009 @ 11:16 pm
I can’t believe Jesus has come out and is doing meth.
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Aug 25th 2009 @ 02:32 pm
happy Famous Amos month!
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I’ve given a thousand girls facials, now I want one
Aug 25th 2009 @ 02:38 pm
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
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This cock will bring you to tears
Sep 11th 2009 @ 09:42 pm
now connecting you to St.Louie!
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You could be a Kohl’s model…
“I said you had the talent to be a Kohl’s model. I lied, you could probably land yourself in a far classier advertisement…like the Boston Store underwear section.”
Sep 28th 2009 @ 07:01 pm
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If you motherfuckers don’t have a favorite Craig’s Lists One Liner, you aint true UYD, recognize, remember, reply; UYD:recognize, remember.
Regards
Floyd
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dossier surendettement
Oct 22nd 2009 @ 04:36 am
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Sniff my rod through these cotton briefs.
Oct 22nd 2009 @ 07:10 am
fruit
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New favorite:
Judge this dick.
Oct 22nd 2009 @ 07:28 am
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
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its all about “slide your cock out of those khakis and knock the dust of that bro pussy”
Oct 25th 2009 @ 11:22 am
So sweet your taste buds will beg for mercy
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“I need a father who will ‘dick’tate what this guy cunt will do.”
“Can I call you Guy Cunt from now on?”
Oct 25th 2009 @ 05:21 pm
Hey, stop naming shit shitty shit, you fuckin’ fucks.
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Slap my face with it, try gagging me (good luck with that 
Nov 1st 2009 @ 04:05 pm
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.The funny part is that the real quote is “Leaky boners to the front of the line”
damnit!
i was waiting for him to get there. would have gotten it eventually. process of elimination and all…ha I know I messed up and sent it before I could change and then sent another so I just gave up
Fuck yeah, this quote is huge.
Nov 23rd 2009 @ 08:01 pm
T-t-t-twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
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“pull ‘em out and show ‘em off, see what they do…”
“it’s your dick, dude. you don’t know what it does?? you’re a grown ass man.”
Feb 2nd 2010 @ 12:05 am
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New favorite:
Judge this dick.
I concur
Feb 2nd 2010 @ 11:12 am
now connecting you to St.Louie!
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