New favorite:
Judge this dick.
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
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New favorite:
Judge this dick.
GIANT CHER MONSTER
I murdered my dick.
This is the nightmare.
its all about “slide your cock out of those khakis and knock the dust of that bro pussy”
So sweet your taste buds will beg for mercy
“I need a father who will ‘dick’tate what this guy cunt will do.”
“Can I call you Guy Cunt from now on?”
Hey, stop naming shit shitty shit, you fuckin’ fucks.
Slap my face with it, try gagging me (good luck with that ![]()
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
“leaky dicks to the front of the line”
“leaky cocks to the front of the line”
The disparity between the two is striking. Thank you for making two separate posts to tell us about these gems.
Your contribution is appreciated.The funny part is that the real quote is “Leaky boners to the front of the line”
damnit!
i was waiting for him to get there. would have gotten it eventually. process of elimination and all…ha I know I messed up and sent it before I could change and then sent another so I just gave up
Fuck yeah, this quote is huge.
T-t-t-twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!
“pull ‘em out and show ‘em off, see what they do…”
“it’s your dick, dude. you don’t know what it does?? you’re a grown ass man.”
New favorite:
Judge this dick.
I concur
now connecting you to St.Louie!
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