I guess even the aura of Florida has the tendency to fuck people over? Surely something must open up and a ticket will become available. Until then, keep on spitting game.
You come to fuck so you fuck to cum.
If some rad dude kinda, sort of stayed thousands of miles away from home for me (and my sister) I’d damn well make sure he had a place to stay and would do what I could to help get him home. I’m just sayin’. But MEM is classy and considerate, we all know this.
Symmetrical, great hair, smells good.
You will come back stronger from the excursion—its like you get inoculated with florida so you can beat it and rise up.
You will come back stronger from the excursion—its like you get inoculated with florida so you can beat it and rise up.
Florida = Polio vaccine
We’ll be here, yo
Drowning in bitch juice
wait… is this karma?
did florida recognize and not respecgonize jonathan’s presence?
is it making him pay for all the TWiFs?
Make it fine with 49?
will we lose jonathan forever if he doesnt get out before we slice FLA off the map?
Yes, I’m impugning a continent.
Those Fla girls have sharp teeth and are experts in mind control and hypnosis. Watch the fuck out!
Hey kid, that’s a ROCK!
Those Fla girls have sharp teeth and are experts in mind control and hypnosis. Watch the fuck out!
florida girls = gypsies?
Yes, I’m impugning a continent.
Yeah, half way through reading the story I was thinking there had to be a lady involved.
Nothing worse than leaving town before getting all your lady business done. The penis is running the show at that point, logic is out the window.
This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Stop eating my biomass, jerk.
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Yeah, half way through reading the story I was thinking there had to be a lady involved.
Nothing worse than leaving town before getting all your lady business done. The penis is running the show at that point, logic is out the window.
That’s exactly what I assumed when his Facebook status was something like, “I missed my flight, sort of on purpose.” I immediately thought a lady or ladies had something to do with it. I don’t know, though - missing a flight for a lady seems very “chick flick” to me. The craziness that is Florida seems to have worked it’s way into Jonathan’s brain like some sort of parasite.
Vegan loads to the front of the line.
we are all sorts of idiots.
if i’m not right, you’re probably wrong.
Hopefully he won’t get fingered.
now connecting you to St.Louie!
I don’t know, though - missing a flight for a lady seems very “chick flick” to me. The craziness that is Florida seems to have worked it’s way into Jonathan’s brain like some sort of parasite.
I think that would be true if he had stayed for some cheesy, romantic reason. I think it’s safe to say that he didn’t stay so he could profess his undying love for her. He probably stuck around so he could bone down super hard and then be outtie.
Cock, Brains, Heart.
I hope Jah got a std in Florida, one he didn’t already have, for making me go this long without a show.
I want to punch him in his pussy!
What starts with techno music, involves two dudes, and offends a lot of people: Gay Sex or UYD?
Stay strong brother. Hope you made it out.
I don’t know, though - missing a flight for a lady seems very “chick flick” to me. The craziness that is Florida seems to have worked it’s way into Jonathan’s brain like some sort of parasite.
I think that would be true if he had stayed for some cheesy, romantic reason. I think it’s safe to say that he didn’t stay so he could profess his undying love for her. He probably stuck around so he could bone down super hard and then be outtie.
This is likely true. But I wouldn’t put it past J-Dog to stay for a cheesy/romantic reason. He’s a very sensitive dude, you know…writes poetry, drinks complicated coffee beverages, and is prone to being grifted.
Vegan loads to the front of the line.
Sounds like her hunting and tracking skills were superb.
Holla back, locavores.
Sounds like her hunting and tracking skills were superb.
hahahaha awesome
robots carrying old people
=If it gets boring waiting around the airport, Jah, don’t forget to whip out a power jam. You could even play along on the MIDI controller…
