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What’s the craziest shit your friends have posted on their profile?
I pulled up my facebook today and my home page or what ever the fuck they call it, you know the one that comes up when you first log in.
(insert name) is bummed because my BFF is dating my EX and they had a dinner party and now I’m a 2nd class citizen. I wasn’t invited.

This from a male friend of mine who is homosexual.
People were actually responding to this shit.
BOOOOOOOO! one person commented.
Needless to say this gay friend of mine posts shit to his profile every day. It’s always some lame drama, accompanied by a picture of how he feels.

UYD nation, your friends do this shit too? How about people getting caught doing shit cuz of facebook? I’ve know of a few of those.

I have a lot of friends from back home (out in the sticks) just posting mundane stuff like “Heyyy great day of sun, YEAH!” but I aint gonna get on someone’s tits about that.
Theres always the good old negative thing that is aimed to someone not named"that person KNOWS WHO HE IS”, why not go out and say it dawg?

I have a friend that used to own a clothing store. Some shit wasn’t coming up in inventory, so they started to wonder if it got stolen.
Sure enough, about a month later, somebody that worked for them posted a picture of themselves in an expensive sweater, from their store.
They knew they hadn’t sold them one, and it wasn’t marked ‘sold’ anywhere, but it was missing.
STOLEN.
Busted by facebook.

I have some friends who are always fishing for complements or concern when they are like, “SO AND SO is totally bummed about before.”

and everyone’s liek, “WHAT HAPPENED!??!!”

I can’t stand that shit. That, and i can’t stand the relationship status thing. People change that and everyone’s like, WHAT HAPPENED!! You and billy were so great together. Can I have Billy’s phone number?? FUCK YOU CINDY!! Billy was too good for you!! and so on and so on.

SHUTUP!

Jammy Legs - Aug 21st 2009 @ 11:15 am

I have some friends who are always fishing for complements or concern when they are like, “SO AND SO is totally bummed about before.”

and everyone’s liek, “WHAT HAPPENED!??!!”

I can’t stand that shit. That, and i can’t stand the relationship status thing. People change that and everyone’s like, WHAT HAPPENED!! You and billy were so great together. Can I have Billy’s phone number?? FUCK YOU CINDY!! Billy was too good for you!! and so on and so on.

SHUTUP!

Billy was way too good for Cindy.

People from highschool that never gave me the time of day have started adding me thanks to the ‘People You May Know’ tool. More than a few married military guys, made babies, and are in the middle of their first divorce. They pepper my main feed with status updates like:

-Boys play too many games and sadly all “men” turn out to b boys. u just have to figure out how to play the game better or maybe u’ll get lucky and find the one who doesnt play games at all.

-is about to get evan ready for bed.. then heading out to relax w. a good friend. Thank God for those, otherwise how would u get thru the bullshit life throws at you? Really am wanting a date nite tho :o)

-doesn’t miss the lies but misses being a wifey to someone :(

And they all ‘like’ and comment each other like a happy circle of divorced young moms.

All of this is why I’m not on the ‘book.  I had a friend get fired for what she posted.  Sounds salacious?  Not so much.  She got a promotion at work, then posted “Yay! I got the job!”, then later that same day was fired because they hadn’t announced it yet.

I post on my wall, but it’s just the front wall of my house facing my street.  “Buzzdome is at work now trying to keep ‘the man’ off his back.”  I’m just worried about getting robbed, but how else will people know the fucking minutiae of my life?

So I joined facebook not too long ago.
It’s nice to hook up with your old crew. I’ve found a lot of people I had lost touch with.
There is one friend, a girl, who I hung out with all the time, who has not accepted my friendship. Which is fine. A little shocking, a lot of her friends are my friends, we have like 25 in common.
The worst part is when I comment on a mutual friend’s picture, she almost always comments right below mine.
So she sees me, it’s like she’s doing it on purpose.
I probably deserve it.

for short - Aug 22nd 2009 @ 01:05 pm

So I joined facebook not too long ago.
The worst part is when I comment on a mutual friend’s picture, she almost always comments right below mine.
So she sees me, it’s like she’s doing it on purpose.
I probably deserve it.

I’m doing that to 3 people right now. They deserve it.

ohemgeeitsme - Aug 22nd 2009 @ 01:37 pm

for short - Aug 22nd 2009 @ 01:05 pm

So I joined facebook not too long ago.
The worst part is when I comment on a mutual friend’s picture, she almost always comments right below mine.
So she sees me, it’s like she’s doing it on purpose.
I probably deserve it.

I’m doing that to 3 people right now. They deserve it.

Amy?

ohemgeeitsme - Aug 22nd 2009 @ 09:17 am

People from highschool that never gave me the time of day have started adding me thanks to the ‘People You May Know’ tool. More than a few married military guys, made babies, and are in the middle of their first divorce. They pepper my main feed with status updates like:

-Boys play too many games and sadly all “men” turn out to b boys. u just have to figure out how to play the game better or maybe u’ll get lucky and find the one who doesnt play games at all.

-is about to get evan ready for bed.. then heading out to relax w. a good friend. Thank God for those, otherwise how would u get thru the bullshit life throws at you? Really am wanting a date nite tho :o)

-doesn’t miss the lies but misses being a wifey to someone :(

And they all ‘like’ and comment each other like a happy circle of divorced young moms.

Tell those whiney bitches to stop going after douchebags.  Douchebags usually make it known in the first minute of talking to them that they are douchebags, so it shouldn’t be that hard.

Laundry Day Sux!
Just got that one today.

Its time to unleash the power of a different book guys:
http://www.lamebook.com/

Yannick - Aug 25th 2009 @ 09:55 am

Its time to unleash the power of a different book guys:
http://www.lamebook.com/

Well thanks dude, there is no more need for this thread with lamebook out there.

It doesnt beat personal facebook frackup though.

My Lady and I have a vacation planned this winter. We have rented a house and it has room for 10 other people. We have some friends that are coming with us and they had mentioned bringing another friend to watch the kids. Kind of a friend/nanny.
So, I was on facebook having some sweet convo about baseball with this friend/nanny.
During the sweet convo I ask her if she’s coming with us on vacation. Turns out she hasn’t been invited, and I totally blew the secret/surprise.
If it wasn’t for facebook, I never would’ve been having this back and forth.
The worst part is she might not be invited.
God Damn I’m an asshole.

a status from moments ago: “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons…for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

ohemgeeitsme - Aug 28th 2009 @ 09:31 pm

a status from moments ago: “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons…for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

I’ve seen that bumber sticker.
My Lady was out to dinner with some friends and when she got home checked her facebook, and the person she was at dinner with had posted on her wall “To bisque or not to bisque” apparently referring to the crab bisque on the menu. This post happened during dinner and my Lady didn’t even notice she was on her phone updating facebook.

for short - Aug 28th 2009 @ 09:38 pm

ohemgeeitsme - Aug 28th 2009 @ 09:31 pm

a status from moments ago: “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons…for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

I’ve seen that bumber sticker.

I only mentioned it because Jah and Seth discussed it once and Jonathan just couldn’t wrap his mind around that one.

Disco Nap
I have a friend who posts this before every nap.

for short - Aug 29th 2009 @ 10:32 am

Disco Nap
I have a friend who posts this before every nap.

I’m wanna be that guy.