December 4th 2013
The final days of Sam Champion, coining Cyber-Monday, Egg Wars, National Tie Month, Gift Guide Season, disposing of e-cigs, venti-garbage, zombie blue bots, the scent of happiness, 1985 prices in East Hollywood, Bait Dogs, The Playboy Advisor, gays love smokes, straight poppers, 100 Austin actors slicing the pie, recreational opioid users, everyone's a junkie, decreased in-home vision, "My dad started Acuvue contacts…", getting Martianed out, declining Dreyfuss, points on Chaka, the best of both lucks, the astonishing 80's, Avicii peaks at #4, stolen cars in Sioux Falls, more stuff means less, a lot of cheatin' and a lot of M&M's, grown men giving up video games, the pre-Christmas death toll, getting raunchy on the deep-web, preparing for 400, the difference between excellence and everything else, and get off of my journey.
UYD: On the precipice of stardust.
November 21st 2013
Drag Stars At Sea, USA Today Snapshots, the sliding scale of hotness of auto show girls, Ask Jonathan, you're dead to us David, The Laureate Cypher, The Hard Rock Park, KISS everything, visiting the slaughterhouse, thirsty deer chasing tail across the road, Michael Jackson at Dave's Laser, the future of airport congestion, I need a Nam pilot, RV vs. flying, crying flight attendants, The Pop Warner Superbowl, The Shrimpkin League, The First Concussion League, National Football Laureate, a bountiful crop of Christmas trees, National Healthy Skin and Skin Care Month, they're harving you, Skype it to my stomach box, The Parent Chat App, a culture of honor, school bus tech be slippin', and hot overtime gun talk.
November 14th 2013
Coreyography doesn't rock the nation, National Runaway Prevention and Homeless Youth Awareness Month, Flapjack Monty, the nudes of Greg Lauren, USA Today Snapshots, giving up the ghost, internet on the road, the best driver by default, The 2014 People's Choice Awards, January 8th birthdays, when the aliens come for Channing Tatum, Honda's Mean Mower, staying at the Chateau Marmont, bread for millennials, never eating at Arby's, racist hamburger buns, VINEMobile, funding and friendship, Jeff Bezos's deadbeat bike dad, The Church of UYD, The Gaze Monster, Demons In the Infield, ATFE, Christina Aguilera's bigger body, misplaced stolen cars, keeping lice in our schools, we need more domestic spies, degenerate gambling in the comfort of your own home, the exorcism of the shame box, and every kiss begins with Kay...
November 2nd 2013
Live from Dallas TX, The Texas Power Bottom, talkin' bout the TSA, battling autopsy photos, who's getting divorced?, talkin' bout Hertz Rent-a-Car, LSD loaves, spiking the OJ, you only get one whilst hiking, Gingerbread Season, Jonathan's sage party, Zohydro, counting down to Christmas, a Holiday Screenwriting Collective, The Husband She Met Online, selling flowers from graveyards, Courtney Loves Dallas, staying high in Utah prisons, National Philanthropy Month, running out of months, Ask Jonathan, three different types of Greys, bad fashion has lead us to domestic terrorism, splitting a birthday fish, researching ex-lovers on the internet, fitness trends for 2014, talkin' bout TMZ, USA Today Snapshots, once a fatty always a fatty, recognizing bodies, looking at much-less curvaceous women's bodies, butterfly planes, Jonathan's Van Conversions, this is how you swaddle, quitting smoking on Mondays, David Blaine blows celebrity minds, Seth goes to a Cowboys game, and trying to avoid the triangulation.
October 23rd 2013
Sweeping OW's attempt under the rug, The Playboy Advisor, a gateway fetish, National Vegan Month, USA Today Snapshots, The Dice Man on Arsenio vs. Larry The Cable Guy on Leno, The #1 Ski Resort, seizure snowboarding, Bait Tortilla, Emilio Estevez vs. Cuba Gooding Jr., The Navajo dub of Sǫʼ Baaʼ, coyote graveyard attack, $14 bucks 99, born to be bleak, Eddie Vedder attacks, Chasing Nashville, Seth Presley, pizza in the 50's, Kanye-fiche, mutual hack sessions, thinking about Reese Witherspoon, cutting J-Dawg Sr. out of JFK, Larry The Cable Guy's "charity", and fresh/hot podcasting is all anyone cares about.
October 17th 2013
Fah-breze or Feh-breze, pumpkin lotion, USA Today Snapshots, online beatboxing, QUILTBAG, contemporary swimsuit postcards, sweet men on the road, tipping your flight attendant, King of Arms, that sly Stallone, Liam Nesson takes it to the skies, your brain will never hurt you, the "death" of Ronald Opus, Hawaii Five-O Mad Libs, National Ergonomics Month, getting mad about Mad About You, having fun in Butte Montana, tanning harassment, Dad's T is nuts, Ask Jonathan, bedazzled batons, Bait Bike, Bait House, Bait Survey, men are more masculine on pen and paper, and taking care of your web-baby. Crouch lower and assess your situation.
October 10th 2013
Lighting candles for 392, Seth's fall foliage, National Pasta Month, the city's greatest gnocchi, new hundos, drop off your meds, the raw Christian power of KoЯn, holographic Jerry Garcia, signing The Dead, National Shut The Fuck Up Day, 20% of American eat this everyday, Uhh Yeah Bar, we should have never started the post game handshake, coping with embarrassing moments, The Psychological 911, Ask Jonathan, a powerful pumpkin harvest, Pepsi's aroma delivery system, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Pep-Pep's Haunted Mansion, Amir's Garage, slice their hands, The Rubber Hand Illusion, A Chuck E Cheese for mind games, the rogues of the solar system, live every week like it's Shark Week, canceling Hoarders and Intervention, and UYD's Bait Channel.
October 2nd 2013
A very masculine episode, reading about wood, Durango's bursting into flames, National Co-Op Month, flipping your icons, doubling the USB Today, reasons parents don't help with homework, reading writing and maths, getting your kid into the octagon, The Fun Young Guys do it live, Jonathan reads posts from the book, Jumbotrons from '96, hot industry speak, The Aussie Actor Illuminati, Insider Hating, 3 feet for cyclists, daddy cannot, the 1st Avatar, lighting campers on fire, Arizona's vicious wildlife, cats can't talk to bees, the repercussions of making eye contact, Ask Jonathan, you can't run away covered in rings, Smart911, never get the door, Gazillion Voices, listening to unfamiliar voices, seeing the emotions of episodes, Black Swan 2: 3D, taking to the WiFi, slow your roll and be careful this week.
Uhh Yeah Dude... Fuckin' A.
September 25th 2013
Jonathan loves the Grateful Dead, LGTBIQ, harvesting 2007, USA Today Snapshots, no more kisses, we're going to Napa bitches!, National Kitchen and Bath Month, Operation Black Veil II, the privates want what the privates want, Bait Deer, pepperin' in some Texan slang, the return of Criss Angel, Uber Bar Texas, they don't do font they way they used to, getting a parking ticket in your own driveway, Internet-Texas, last statements from death row, you gotta have poker arms, you can't bluff your way through chess, the fear of falling, it's like ass and sausage, Jonathan takes a tumble, everyday is someone's birthday, the billion dollar tablet initiative, a new UYD website and a new volume of Seth Clips, and preparing for a sweet sweet extra 60 minutes of comedy.
UYD: Regroup. Regrout.
September 18th 2013
Got a really good feeling about this episode, COPS is still COPS, National Yoga Month, slouching tigers and sleeping dragons, The Cygnus Cargo Spacecraft, eating food off the floor, Teen Kids News, who's Elvis?, slim pickens for Miss Alaska, President George Costanza, slim pickens for video rentals in Alaska, movies Seth and Jonathan haven't seen, sleeping at the ballpark, what to do in a hiking emergency, 16th Annual Gay Days, Disney Narcs, Male Butterball Hotliners, memorable turkey talk, Dodgers LGBT Night, feeling bad for Portia, new Alabama license plates, Snake Salvation, hot fall hues, 4 is a bold number, men with smaller testes make better fathers, 2 Chainz'z Cookbook, and UYD in space.
UYD: Small balls, great dads.
September 12th 2013
1975 Nails Magazine, a tip of the hat to Tippi Hedren, texting anti-social behaviors, National Tumor Awareness Month, the return of Arsenio Hall, Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't fuck with the internet, Jerky Boys Gone Wild, preparing for a very cold winter, professional casino games players, The Germ Falcon, The Dyson Toilet, The MacArthur Fellows, The Jim Carrey Way of Living, USA Today Snapshots, "Don't drive off the bridge, Dante...", don't serve scolding hot coffee to your baby, delirious anesthetic olds, "I don't want to walk... I want to chill.", Hawaiian avocados, depressed football fans, computer based GED Tests, more testin' - less talkin', and planning for the greatest Halloween costume ever.
UYD: Just test out.
September 4th 2013
Back to School, Back to Seth, the dangers of roofing, does FOX own Inner Circle?, local Super Bowl spots, that's a lot of Subways, you gotta get a gimmick, millennial shoppers, missing soy yogurt, preparing for daylight savings/UYD in Dallas, prison windows, road trip vs. flying, preparing for Seth's 25 Year High School Reunion, Uber NFL, can football players legally smoke weed?, a new Hooters logo, CEO J-Dawg, National Bourbon Heritage Month, The Soda Pop Burn, an elderly free fall, 99 Second Shopping Sprees at the .99 Cent Store, the best way to eat bananas and Tic Tacs, alcohol shout outs, are we all Martians?, GPS Goats, and dog boners on YouTube.
UYD: Cams Under The Chairs.
August 29th 2013
4:21, Grandmother Edition of Ask Jonathan, Capri Suns and 'za, foliage and 2014, National Hug A Texas Chef Month, UYDallas, Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots, Great Football Names, Ins and Outs, sign spinner tattoos, human to human brain signaling, cerebral organoids, full moon sleep habits, Jonathan's sleep habits, Miss Philippines USA, seeing is not believing, COPS on Spike TV, prison tablets, Seth keeps tabs on podcasts rankings, conjugal UYD fan visits, depression is rage turned inwards, posting up in a priest uniform, living in your own dreams, why do haters have to hate?, John Mayer gets you there, Carborgs, it all starts cyber, congrats to the Cowboys on their future Superbowl win. and get weird in Dallas.
UYD: We designed ourselves out of existence only to realize that we were designed in the first place.
August 21st 2013
It's all correct information, catfishing your own child, your daughter's first pager, gaining 25 lbs to be debt free, prisoners on hunger strikes, going to Iceland for Carnival, The World Peace Pilgrimage, National Immunization Month, The Cigarette and Fresh Juice Cleanse, the seasonal creep is upon us, unflushable wipes, A UYD/Playboy Advisor Collaboration, CFNM Days turn into CFNM Nights, infants don't fear the reaper, schools requiring uniforms on the rise, Jonathan gets discriminated against for being a man, group doctor visits, acting unattractively at work, The ER of Beers, Bart Simpson's Angel Juice, sham-boiling, the withdrawal method, UYDallas, a tsunami of good vibrations, and do you remember podcasting?
UYD: On the cusp of feeling close.
August 15th 2013
Back at it, Jonathan gets chewed alive, removing the mock turtleneck, weirdest places to snack, foods that pregnant women crave, The AARP Spelling Bee, National Family Meals Month, already back to school, the power of red, the return of Polyamory, when your lies take a turn, the return of Kid Cop, the Halloween Creep has begun, Robin Williams returns to television, switchblades are cool again, the right way to respond in a health emergency, The Seinfeld of Podcasts, taking toiletries from hotels, flexing that American muscle, expired wines, can they Catfish in Iceland?, how many people know?, the state of US roads, the ideal age to live, Ask Jonathan, and no more printed porn for our troops.
August 6th 2013
Episode 4 of Uhh Yeah Mom, free cupcakes for Marcia, 911 didn't exist when Seth was born, Lasik Eye Lies, 2013: The Year of The Student, Robo-Call complaints, olds with good eyes, Ask Marcia, the gentle soft fascination of the outdoors, Neglected Tropical Diseases, a brief synopsis of 50 Shades of Grey, sharing is caring, Seth crying on cue, The Wine Diaper, virtual assistants at the airport, annoying barking dogs are against the law, The Emmi-dent, USA Today Snapshots, the foods you eat whilst pregnant effect your child's stress levels, LaViv Wrinkle Filler, and a positive outlook for the future.
July 11th 2013
Maybe there is no Amy, Jonathan in Iceland, Teri loves drama, volunteer firefighters still carry beepers, The Couch Ordinance, fuck Jeff Daniels, Seth playing video games, the forefront of mobile banking, is texting as meaningful as talking?, the resumption of horse slaughter, Instant Racing, America's Cricket, Seth's TV Picks, folding a piece of paper more than 7 times, Jonathan watches Breaking Amish, bringing your workplace stress home with you, retiring the eTrade Baby, motorcycle madness, National UV Safety Month, perpetually peeling, and Dopamine eyes.
July 11th 2013
Feeling just fine, meet LA's new head coroner, 3 celebrity deaths, Jonathan goes to traffic court, women getting grifted at the auto shop, enhanced diamond grifts, chuckholes, Lil Compton, doubling The Mall of America, movie theaters in airports, Actors/Models/Talent for Christ, home brewing in all 50 states, keep your hands off my spice, Uhh Yeah Brews, Christopher Wiener steals a fake vagina, the goals of depression, disorganized spirit walking, celebrities making strawberry shortcake, UYD-NZ, National Pickle Month, Kooky Preggo Kraving Korner, describing levels of intoxication, the most American car ever made, Seth's TV Picks, ankle bracelets for all incoming male freshman, moving to New Zealand, and researching '92 to '96.
July 5th 2013
Re-Independent, stealing $2000 worth of your stuff, Democrats need to be liked, Riff Raff Vines, be aware of "The Back To School Creep", pilot season is year round, smuggle your booze, National Parks and Recreation Month, sue the state, Ask Jonathan, the sounds of gambling, J-Dawg Sr. at the slots, this ain't your daddy's mouth guard, The Ducks drop the Mighty, whom do you trust to prepare food?, dying out in a billion years, Run 4 Guns, escalator injuries in Duluth MN, ropes courses, Concealed Identity Traffic Enforcement Vehicles, we laugh so we don't cry, the lackluster return of What Would You Do?, Look At This Shithead, the catfish is in the building, you are being hunted right now, homies working on The Dance, and we need more old-timey men.
UYD: Watched. Recorded. Hunted.
June 26th 2013
UYD's new theme song, online Mormons, a lot of sexy rules, MCA: Maximum Cloaking Abilities, falling asleep on a motorcycle, Under the Sun 2013, remember the damned thing, Lorillard Tobacco Company, Georgia's first forensic sketch artist, how old will you be when you retire?, who got it worse from the catholic church?, quit spoofin' me, George Lucas discusses the future of films, Jonathan's watches Man of Steel, hockey/porn metrics, dogs checking the beach for human waste, toilet related injuries, Ask Jonathan, National Picnic Month, over-estimating what you know / under-estimating what you don't know = double trouble, going on record, Seth recaps the Daytime Emmys / prepares for the real Emmys, and a decline in Dippin' Dots.
UYD: $20 tips on $10 podcasts.
June 23rd 2013
Keep your mind sharp, National Iced Tea Month, canceling Polyamory, women worrying about becoming homeless, calling "samesies" at the Miss USA Pageant, UYD presents: Miss Alt USA, Kidz Bop 24, Starbucks price increases, fancy vacation coffee, sperm never forgets, old folks in Maine, hot PornHub fire, designated drunk drivers, speaking things into reality, The Bikini Basketball Association, Goodwill exploits it's disabled workers, oil rain, dreaming about your wife, sibling bullying, living vicariously through 80's movies, structurally deficient bridges, leave your reptiles in the car, watch out for carny peeds, Hooters: After Dark, loaded tots, and don't say "mail bomb".
June 13th 2013
A new retirement destination, with riffraff but not Riff Raff, showrooming, sethsbody.com, getting phone hacked, ESPN stops 3D TV, National Candy Month, new ticks from Pakistan, drug run-off in our water supplies, the death of the white man, making purchases you can't afford, birthday parties for olds, Common Core State Standards, forcing cursive on kids, Liberal Graffiti Arts, becoming an Army psychiatrist, Montana gets a 2nd area code, Denver's giant airport, Utah loves the internet, young Mormons roaming the streets of LA, cutting back trucker's hours, asleep on the shoulder again, derecho isn't a good name, people born on 9/11, your son is a shitty optometrist, Ray-Ban Presents: Seth Gets His Fucking Eyes Fixed, hate at first sight, Hyper Flesh, Bjork and Saget, the secret files of the Catholic church, Oy Vey Goy and the UYD Spin-offs.
June 8th 2013
Live from the Oriental Theater in Denver CO, small print for olds, Bon Jovi: Because We Can, half the year is over, elevate your situational awareness, The Denver Rescue Mission, The Spike Guys Choice Awards, the return of Hip Hop/Country, Ask Jonathan, Happy Birthday Kanye, Safetytat, Horse/Weed/Mind's Eye, National Make A Will Month, even sluts hate sluts, George Wendt on Celebrity Ghost Stories, the most ordered dessert items, AFV is still on the air, Archie heads to the big screen, Chinese Product Recalls, The E.T. Landfill, sleep deprived dudes get horned up, "Am I the dad that you need me to be?", we need more DEET, give it up for SC Johnson, Adam Levine tweets, artisanal popsicles, the white boy shit of Denver, and trying to solve the problem of human fear.
March 12th 2013
Fuck Havasu, National Foot Health Month, Jonathan gets (legally) served, a vortex of NB Jas, Seth gets a 3D TV, pegleg pedophiles, Remote Administration Tools, Wrigley's Kid-Killing Gum, The American Muscle Car Driving Experience, talking to your kids about alcohol, Gay Ski Week, The Moonshine Festival, COPS Reloaded, Methbusters, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, vag billboards, the biggest complaints of airline travel, The Peed-Surgeon, UYD's Cancelled Television Show of the Week, Hyper Masculine Images, a prescription for Playboy, bass fishing in schools, retrofitting fire station ladders, Dear Jonathan, Terracotta Brewery, Arizona balloon waste, the effects of hugs, The Year of Alabama Food, getting to the bottom of Mind's Eye The Horse, and Jonathan eats food from New Orleans.
UYD: The ladder is the fucking hose.
February 28th 2013
Complimenting Jonathan's hair, Michael Jordon, becoming Adam Levine, Mark Wahlberg Water, stroking is genius, USA Today Snapshots, harv those lungs, hair salon word play, peppering in movie quotes, C. Everett Koop's Obituary, Pedoscopes, putting inmates to work, UYD behind bars, barrel forward/scream back, National Flour Month, Bon Jovi's "'sup Now?", Ask Jonathan, sleep texting, UYD's Cancelled Cop Show of the Week, 3 Doors Down from State Fair, shitty showers, black box event data recorders, polluting backyard grills, in demand quinoa, Wicked Single, and Happy Hawaiians vs The Herda Hadda. Just be cool and get your act together.
UYD: Hard water, soft pressure.
February 21st 2013
Shooting bald eagles, how will you use your tax refund?, writing off beverages, gas got real, revisiting the divorce of Nick and Jessica, pre-plasma, National Feminine Improvement Month, you can't go deep undercover with a Facebook page, the odds of dying in America, what's the deal with hydrating?, The Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name Brag Board, reunited in aggression, UYD's Cancelled TV Show of the Week, Game of MRI's, what's trending on myspace, white dudes exposing themselves, what to do in an active shooting situation, Official State Firearms, what to look for in home listings, Seth visits Adam Levine's installation, closeness in the doing, pussy prints in prison, and do worms have parents? Check it and follow.
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