Clint Eastwood's Birthday, Hugh Hefner's age, how many people have walked on the moon?, Rockstar 69, Memorial Day grifts, Better Better Business Bureau, it's officially sandcastle season, separations lead to divorce, National Salad Month, Ask Jonathan, comparing Roids to Addies, Americans love pills, Oil Can Boyd loves cocaine, approaching solar storms, high tech switchblades, work emails cause stress, ancient Aztecs and bacon double cheese burgers, Where do you stash your cash?, guns in the freezer, aliens in the ring of fire, Airport Yoga, rewarding head shots, the world's largest corn mazes, spacecasters and I'm 6 Years and I know it.
Seth Clips Vol. 14, Ask Jonathan, The Clean-Up Committee, soft talkin' and solvin' crimes, National Blood Pressure Month, Mother's Day is right around the corner, Fruitstllations, shitting on Hitler's Olympics, has a Mayan ever seen Hubble?, Stallone's High Protein Pudding, no more Fig in that Newton, Get Up and Go with Dr. Scholl's, Millennials and their monetary woes, getting your Coke's and Pepsi's twisted, the youngest member of Generation X, Z-Gen Babies love to hate on fools, tattooed children, fillers and freezers, Buffets Inc., Ride or Die Dads, unintentional poisonings, baby-thin blood, the least physically active states, Starbucks/Equinox and tell your momma's friend that UYD is in the house.
UYD: So goofy, yet so good.
Jonathan gets food poisoning, celebrating your Vaganism, Seth prepares for the end of the world, Mohamed Sanu gets pranked, National Older American's Month, elderly inmates, nursing homes behind bars, The Wanted vs. One Direction, Siva Kaneswaran vs. Kumar Kaneswaran, Cinco de Mayo approaches, Horse/Weed/Mind's Eye, EZ Lube is now Valvoline, Yuengling: America's Oldest Brewery, keeping the woods relevant, The 2000 Hour DVR, my uncle is a gravedigger, war veterans make horrible drivers, Jonathan screams at his neighbor, Craft Beer Exchange, punch-top cans, Lime-a-Rita, The Beer Goggle Effect, balancing your time perspectives, stealing Guatemalan children, The Travel Promotion Act of 2010 and setting the world record for longest podcast.
No hologram status, used gift card trading, scaling back our COPS, buffering issues, National Stress Awareness Month, online lotteries, Californian scratcher addicts, Free Lil Boosie, white baseball hats, natural bacon type flavor, Ranchup, all it takes is free ice cream, What Would You Do: Spring Break Edition, Jonathan's son Marley, Tony Romo drops his baby, full muscle and mental confusion, downer dads, women mistaking the gas pedal for the break, OUT: Maqui Berries, IN: Shilajit, exploding juice rage, keeping your prisons full for profit, Cyberchondria and start criticizing everything.
Finding the right Prom dress, getting rid of the penny, OUT: Cricket, IN: American Football in India, RIP Bernie Mac, the benefits of the Maqui Berry, green slime has got to go, National Humor Month, getting April Fooled in March, Celebrity House Hunting, Rock 'n Roll Jedi, Vince Neil's Strip Club, 12th times a charm for Charles Manson, How Americans like their eggs, grifting tech, people know more than they think they do... or do they?, sleeping habits of the elderly, Julius Caesarean, Baggage Battles, Big Easy Justice, it's safe to stay in the house, Ask Jonathan, Waka Flocka Flame's family reunion, stick it to him and getting down to the jams and jellies.
Happy Birthday Ben, the start of baseball, The San Diego Chicken, Derek Jeter's hearty handshake is all you need, Mind-Pops, MDNA, thanks to Podmass, drinking your chicken and waffles, Seth's love affair with Chai Lattes is over, Boshk 11223, Duck Dynasty, COPS gets Q'viva'ed, the Apple Store breaks noses, summertime warnings, Scully and Bones, lava in your belly, Believe It or Nope, Leo don't show, depressed anosmics, Keep America Beautiful Month, picking up garbage, is your TV watching you?, The Model Alliance and the happiest age.
UYD: Watching you watching me watching me watching TV.
Don't be a nervous switcher, John 3:16, National Peanut Month, "No Stir" policies, pouches are red hot, jealous of Jason Segel, fucking up a dirty Chai, concentrated homeless urine, Fashion Icon: Johnny Depp, Bruno Mars on the cover of Playboy, dealing with unexpected boners, The Banter Bros, The Tenga Flip Hole, the emotions of young athletes, creepo doctors get rowdy on the internet, everything is a gun, Seth contemplates continuing his future without a cell phone, Lakewood Church Tweets, Harold Camping apologizes, rent-to-own tires, making UYD an entertainment destination, more Chinese product recalls, tweens laughing at the concept of the printed word, UYD LED and things Seth has lost over the years.
UYD: Nibs, gabs, joobs, bobs and libs.
No more Jah, 20 Questions with John Larroquette, tax refund grifts, paying forward your student loans, the career of David Walton, bad breath mouth, National Woman's History Month, Brad Pitt drives a minivan, Sushway, The SONA Index, Seth Green does the first Tebow, hot celebs in your brain-hole, MoviePal, iPhone tech, Ask Jonathan, coaster enthusiasts, mainlining crazy, Justin Timberlake's microphone, "How do you wake up Lady Gaga?", inked Americans, making a baby for the end of the world, black market Tide, The Well-Being Index, Arizona racists, staircase injuries, Mitt Romney loves NASCAR (team owners), The Acid-Rape Rule and old men falling down escalators.
What you see is what you get. Digital issues, Sobro's, National Craft Month, don't search for you teacher having sex, The Bloomberg Billionaires Index, daily bowls of acai, fertility tests for men, The Howie Mandel of Cuban Hip-Hop, Navajo Cops, locking eyes with a skinwalker, the worth of a child's tooth, Seth eats Taco Bell, Jonathan does yoga, spiritual dyslexia, Norman Rockwell's granddaughter, what if our grandfathers did a podcast?, comparing your health to others, sex on the first date, dating the incarcerated, passive aggressive grandpas, sneaky gentle ladies, the scent of Adam Levine, dope soap, social smokers memory loss and Jonathan's stolen cell phone.
UYD: Disseminating love openly.
It's the 1st of the month, preparing for the Christmas Creep, hot meatball talk, 2006: The UYD Fragrance for Men, National Music In Our Schools Month, preparing for an economical Spring Break, pregnant moms on E, enquiring minds want to know, every 16 years a lesson has to be learned, savoring the comedy of NBC, Days of Thunder Syndrome, old's are the worst at everything, Seth Clips Vol. 13, The Shahs of Sunset, Doomsday Sex Bunkers, Ask Jah!, Seth buys tickets for The Beach Boys, developing brand new soldier athletes, glorifying our barbarians, patio dogs, Italy Indiana, Chinese iStoves and The Eighth Wonder of the Underground World.
UYD: It's causal, dog.
Amazing things come in 3's, elves in the system, Jah's SciFi Fantasy Tennis League, Things I Leaned on the MonsterWeb, guacin' on zero, National Frozen Food Month, Jonathan's brother's middle name, Drew Barrymore's new child, Drew Barrymore's new wine, one extra day to get crunk, The Dessert with Breakfast Plan, Dorito Loco, Bubba Watson gets banned from NASCAR, stolen trash cans sold on the black market, avalanche airbag backpacks, Skydiving Seth, climbing the rock for rocks, The Most Expensive Starbucks Drink, The Playboy JAHdvisor, working whilst sick, New Hampshire: The New Porn Capital, The "Cover Up" Cover Up, CB-UYD and how much sleep does your baby's body need? Drink some water and tell a friend.
Amber is the color of your energy, American Weed, recycled Mardi Gras beads, The Burn Lottery, suing for Sioux currency, be careful where you stand in this country, 5 Hour Focus, snortable energy, stacking DMAA, myspace shoelaces, National Grapefruit Month, In-N-Out drops on Shanghai, shit podcasters say, Ask Jah, Boshk Larrotelli, Jimmy can't stop shooting people, mountain top Starbucks, the Grammy's aren't for olds, lying MD's, Prozac Baby, world renowned itch experts, Demi's Law, calling out the whites, Act of Recruitment and examining your itches.
Cryptic twelves, Woody Harrelson doesn't get an Oscar, is it okay to hug your doctor?, getting grifted by grease monkeys, preparing for a supercontinent, Black Swan Events, National Canned Food Month, hard bodies with beach balls, fast-food milkshake news, Candlestick Park Theme Nights, Boshk Industries, Ask Jah, Grandpa Seth, the effects of testosterone, my Sundance runs on T-Rex semen, The Legacy of Jonathan Lee Riches, Chinese people choking on fortune cookies, burning your winery to the ground and it's about to P.T.F.O.
UYD: Wolves in my wounds.
Live from Largo, on 02022012. Default live show Craigslist, National Children's Dentist Health Month, UYD's Hero of the Week: Bret King, getting married in the buff, new baby tech, OUT: Andy Serkis IN: Shawn Beaton, The Romance Scam, Adam Sandler leads to child molestation, Heigl Tweets, Seth's yoga pants, the return of JAHnathan's Poetry, We Met On a Plane, Things Dudes Have Said In Pursuit of the Twins, watered down What Would You Do?, Ask Jah, Women's Most Disappointing Holidays, Ringo Starr's 17th solo album, sharing a birthday with Jennifer Aniston, fake celebrity babies, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, having a stroke whilst sleeping, Jail Cell Actress Brawl, Chinese Recalls for 2012, Hot Business Jargon and the 2nd return of JAHnathan's Poetry.
UYD: Sit with it. Be with it. Be in it.
Preparing your body for the chuckle dragon, National Weddings Month, Things Guys Say Whilst In/Around The Act, Bait Fans, naming Candlestick Park, 50 Cent will pay $1,000,000 to tweet his dick, never doubt Birdman, Taco Bell's 1st Meal, Shahs of Seacrest, 10 years of footage is uploaded to YouTube everyday, try to have Liam Nesson as your dad, buying flights six weeks in advance, Ask Jah, underwater sex orgies, Road Doggzzz: The Story of UYD, Alaska Airlines prayer cards, Canadian Psychonauts, 10 Years of Seth Sobriety, a spike in female gun owners, Bubba Watson is a millionaire, what would Tiger drive?, black cocaine, pro-social gossiping, endings are very powerful, cold urticaria, Conan the Barbarian is born and a request for "Things Dudes Have Said In The Pursuit of Live Twins".
UYD: Bait Life.