May 19th 2017
FML forever, Seth's dad vs Fire and Iron, the number of thoughts you have in a day, no time for The Keepers, Mommy Dead and Dearest, a Möbius Strip of podcasting, the most dangerous days on the road, The New Adventures of Old Lot Kid, the official dairy products of Wisconsin, a long strange trip, The Lords of Destruction, Jonathan watches Guardians of The Galaxy, art museum grifts, contact in the desert, visiting Pandora, mixed reality, rules are different in VR bars, visiting The Starbucks headquarters, Miss USA 2017, no drug use at Lightning In A Bottle, INs and OUTs, 1 star Uber rides, Tussin babies, Ram Dass Tweets, Ask Jonathan, National "Healthy and Safe Swimming" Week, and RIPs Chris Cornell.
May 9th 2017
The Story of My Life by Jonathan Larroquette. Dads Are Pretty Cool, Not Camp... Punishment, Los Angeles Under Siege, The First Step Out From The Shadow, and What My Family/Mom Means To Me.
May 9th 2017
710's the new 420, illegal scam calls, telemarketing battle bots, the Verde Valley newsletter, USA Today Snapshots, polygamy in Pringle South Dakota, National "Food Allergy Awareness" Week, the plump lip salad, The Dance makes it's debut, Lucille's father, a religious duty to sell heroin, the sideward force of bullets, are The Mythbusters scientists?, The International Mr. Leather Competition, the juicy G of SpaceX, raising the speed limit in Carson City NV, police dog homicide, remember to S.C.A.N. this summer, Walmart is a feeling, manufacturing laughter, and UYD LIVE returns to Portland and D.C.
UYD: A lot of leather. A lot of love. A lot of lube.
April 29th 2017
Live from Spirit in Pittsburgh, traveling woes, United Fight Club, the largest gay dance music festival in the world, Jonathan goes to the S&M Ball, Space Cops, Alcoa presents, Seth's dad's new whip, making The Dance a classic, stealing River Phoenix's headshot, USA Today Snapshots, the downfall of Blockbuster Video, are we are always hallucinating?, git-r-done Elvis, National "Screen Free" Week, what people earn, speaking of gains, the many impressions of Dana Carvey, Horse / Weed / Mind's Eye, preparing for Cinco de Mayo, shirts for dads, Ask Jonathan, motorcycles helmets and guns, Chinese Product Recalls, and Seth's book about Roman Catholic church bulletins.
April 19th 2017
Juice swapping smart phones, preparing for Tessa Porter, Oprah's spring hair report, a double dose of USA Today Snapshots, Stop The Bleed, swim colonel, what is an ethical will?, a tripling of LDS, National "Tattoo" Week, remembering Jonathan's grandmother, neanderthal erotica, real books only have one writer, Christian medical share, more surefire pick up lines, and four Lemonades every three weeks.
April 19th 2017
It's nice to have a safe space, 13 reasons why I'm an asshole, the internet is not made for old people, Police Magazine, a few more 1980's pick up lines, tickets going fast for UYD LIVE shows, The State of the Air 2017, the upcoming schedule for the Dallas Cowboys, blind sniff tests, watching the new Adam Sandler movie, Yogi misses his family, USA Today Snapshots, new health reports from 23andMe, augmented VR face melt, sex robots are not just for fucking, National "Playground Safety" Week, the cancer will come in tonight, mind virusing Seth with The Low Files, Blue Chips > CHiPs, and everything is garbage.
April 11th 2017
A beautiful day in Los Angeles, narc on your postal carrier, everyday is Earth Day, American Playboy, keeping an eye on Marston, boobless harlots, Aerosmith Airlines, the best 1980's pick up lines, what happens at The Abbey?, USA Today Snapshots, alien adjacent, Dr. Foot Creep, The Demeter Fragrance Library, ugly toddlers, the Bill O'Reilly of rock and roll, prisoner graduates, snitch bitch Tim Allen, Happy Mother's Day Aaron Rodger's mom, and the quinceanera of sobriety.
April 10th 2017
Jimmy Fallon was a movie star, watered down homosexuals, infinite profit, United States of Auntie Anne's Pretzels and human dipping sauces, DiCaprio dismisses his TV mother, USA Today Snapshots, stuff is stuff and money is nothing, The Dance on Y&R, smart mirrors, Backstreet Boys at The Country Music Awards, how to party like you're on vacation, can a man be too handsome?, Ask Jonathan, the best places to retire, getting nude in The Dance, a new season of Bosch, the acting Lintz family, the love life of Olivia Munn, dongy dongs, new warnings for Florida lottery tickets, and Body Dysmorphic Progressive Disorder.
March 29th 2017
The Top Doggers Podcast, daylight savings for the Navajo, bouncing through time, the anniversary of the LA Riots, stealing a snake, micro implants and cranial computers, Chief Chancellor of the Archives of Time and Information, reppin' Sports Illustrated merch, taking it a step further at Burning Man, preparing for Jonathan's 40th birthday, the fastest/easiest way to meet new women, social isolation media, yoga booty models, repurposed ketamine, don't take K in the day, reading a Seth Thomas clock, the number one honey producers, upcoming UYD LIVE shows, the fall of Pronto, National "Testicular Cancer Awareness" Week, who's Drew Barrymore's 4th husband going to be?, USA Today Snapshots, and check out the new UYD video footage.
UYD: The existential risk is too high not to.
March 28th 2017
Happy Birthday Ben, USA Today Snapshots, daddy's bookmarks, Teen Vogue talks about sex, old white straight and tired, sobriety anime, reelin in the chips, 4 remaining phone booths, drinking cacao, Seth watches CHiPs, Seth prepares for Sandy Wexler, the return of The Dark Net, A.I. sex robots, uploading your mind to the algorithm, catch me Gita, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, drunk lives matter, Seth bumps into Jonathan, naming your personal assistant, diaper wearing baby boomers, National "Laugh At Work" Week, Seth and Jonathan plan for the future, cleanliness complaints at Minneapolis strip clubs, legal switch blades, twine and avocados, and having children only to have grandchildren one day.
March 27th 2017
Special taping of Episode 500 live from the Regent Theater in Los Angeles, California
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Thanks to everyone who contributed to making this happen:
Producer - Forest Erickson
Editor / Cinematographer - Josh Russell - instagram.com/joshrussell00
Cinematographer / Colorist - Vinny Pereira - instagram.com/vinormi
Title design - Daren Magee - Real Fun Wow - instagram.com/realfunwow
500th Show crew:
Donald Byrd - "Miss Kane"
Aphex Twin - "Cirklon3"
Kendrick Lamar - "Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe" (instrumental)
A Tribe Called Quest - "Can I Kick It?" (instrumental)
Eddie Hazel - California Dreamin'
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March 16th 2017
Live from The Brooklyn Bazaar in Brooklyn NY, kiss my Irish ass, Irish America Magazine, defining legend, dating a colleague, God bless Oprah Winfrey, Ask Jonathan, the tweets of Larry The Cable Guy, what's next for Casey Affleck?, Zuckernerd returns to Harvard, gentrified Mexico, living alongside C.H.U.D.S., sobriety at Club Med, missing cocaine, don't put testosterone in charge of your money, bending Parade Magazine's mind, IMAX VR, Seth walks the walk, forest bathing, a little more Playboy news, fucking and scrapping, replacing the LA Pride Parade, alcoholic cold brew, drugs in the cupholder, USA Today Snapshots, the private school blues, and National "Act Happy" Week.
March 16th 2017
Live from The Brooklyn Bazaar in Brooklyn NY, Seth's ancestry paperwork, sober for St. Patrick's Day, UYD's DNA, Starbuck's cups for spring, mobile podcasting, the April fools creep, a baker's dozen of pocket pussies, National "Welllderly" Week, fringe Jones, The Live PD Control Room, Bobby Moynihan as J-Dawg Sr, the Ed Sheeran backlash, restricting printed Playboy's, baseball in the snow, our first Playmate born in the 2000s, traveling with a loaded gun, the average cost of a wedding, the cause of wildfires, preparing for the big one, cut another finger mommy, The Tenement Museum, remote diocese, juicy g all d, Ask Jonathan, ignoring the naked guy on the street, robot burgers, Tinder Select, touch and go with the brits, and Seth's Poetry Corner. #moms
March 7th 2017
Grateful to be here, Italian Starbucks, 4 new flavors of Oreo, 2 extra hours of boozin', drinking in Dubai, backwards baseball jerseys, the death of Kris Kross, Ask Jonathan, where to watch LIVE PD, brand new adults, National "Agriculture" Week, sleeping pods, talking shit about Japan, get your tickets for UYD LIVE, the seasonal creep, living/loving in Los Angeles, in theater playgrounds, urinal theaters, being hacked by Uber, is Freejack a good movie?, who's in Jonathan's contact list, and USA Today Snapshots?
March 7th 2017
RIPs Bill Paxton, International "Brain Awareness" Week, Playboy's heritage, entertainment for human beings, UYD LIVE coming to a town near you, UYD's Fast Casuals, Zoup-isms, the wise words of Steve Beshear, start planning for 100, The UYD Reality Show, 3:57AM - 4:19AM < 100 views, preparing for The Arkansas Killfest, a day without a woman, Brawny Women vs Bounty Men, They Are Among Us, paying with space currency, laughter/insight, what people earn, adding phrases to the dictionary, nauseating sugar booze, defining British celebrity, and defining Ed Sheeran.
February 27th 2017
What's 563 backwards?, a thicker cut of life, flip flops and tank tops, USA Today Snapshots, what's the best whitestrip?, sick scratchers, playing the airport slots, ask Pat Robertson, don't put Jesus or Cascade on the line, Test X180 Ignite, National "Sleep Awareness" Week, ask Walter Scott's Personality Parade, Mountain State Maple Day, get your tickets for a UYD LIVE show near you, preparing for Day Light Savings, 13 lbs of horse genitals, The Spirit of Play, deficient bridges, flying in jeans and a sweatshirt, underprepared for the big one, coworking competitive cohorts, and a six-week stalk.
February 27th 2017
Back in the studio, just be you, Billy Gates warnings for the future, getting sucked down the rabbit hole, National "Write a Letter of Appreciation" Week, the return of Playboy, Ash Wednesday and Holy Thursday, giving up shoes for Lent, American Girl/Boy Dolls, Voltron's wooden power-sword, Big Coolness, the future of doctor visits, APPL-A-Day, a new couch for the studio, scamming your grandma, Seth watches Fifty Shades Darker, 100 years of Fluff, UYD LIVE shows in a city near you, USA Today Snapshots, The Roma-Times: All The Breasts Fit To Print, and how much trash do you make?
February 11th 2017
Live from Kings in Raleigh NC, beautiful Indian spices, Seth's preschool report card, isolated on a volcano, 100 years of Cheerwine, all liquors matter, whoosh your phone, The Winter Fancy Food Show, UYD's Fast Casuals, hacking This American Life, the world's longest flight, maxing out at 5 friends, UYDames, Seth visits 2 Dope Queens, USA Today Snapshots, Ocean Medallion, lyrics by Jonathan, Seth's TV Picks, spin desks, Dr. Hansen Peed-hD, National "Through With Chew" Week, Ask Jonathan, life inside the secret space program, The Tot Squad, secret ATM cleaners, and the mantra of Monster energy drinks.
February 11th 2017
Live from Kings in Raleigh NC, Happy Birthday Jennifer Aniston, VR tree chopping, Cuba Gooding Jr. on Inside the Actor's Studio, women calling the shots, Seth's high school report cards, A Journal Is Born, National Random Acts of Kindness Week, restroom peepin', Jonathan in The National Enquirer, I.A. poker players, actors making money, USA Today Snapshots, Prof. Clapback, it ain't a show if there ain't no hoes, preparing to shut down The Missouri Highway Patrol, giant cock fights, Bruce Willis's airport, does Grandma Ruth bone down?, cowboy erotica, hungry on campus, Jonathan behind bars, orgy hippo island, Ask Jonathan, the opposite of massage, Ask Walter Scott, and beating up Star-Lord.
February 1st 2017
Stories with a Native American theme, Mayflower simulations, thanks for the small pox, buy direct from the Navajo Nation, hidden turquoise beads, Tribal Lending Entities, Dakota Böschk, EZ Rims 4 Rent, the white man would kill the bear, it gets cold watching The Revenant, federally recognized eagle feathers, tiny trap house, Jonathan's ferry cock-up, The Oklahoma License Plate, from finger paints to fingerprints, keeping Lakota alive, and it's 20 or bust.
February 1st 2017
Getting into February, getting into Miss Universe, getting drunk in Paris, UYD LIVE in Pittsburgh, from Straight A's to XXX, taking it straight to Judd Nelson, National Dump Your Significant Jerk Week, make room for new love, achieving Top Wallet Fitness, the map to Old Orgy Island, getting in with the locals at Krimsey's, what's my farm worth?, Monsanto Raves, electronic bumper stickers, preparing for the Kitten Bowl, opening day at Crumbs & Whiskers, USA Today Snapshots, making out with Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson, the ups and downs of playing Super Lotto, a fast turnaround for the solar eclipse, and the first robotic barista.
January 23rd 2017
Check your privilege, embracing the outer Oprah, see you at the 2018 Super Bowl, using fire for comedic effect, Arrogant Rodgers, getting fish duped, the first lighthouse, creditors are the lowest form of all person, The Magic Castle Cabaret, the coldest places in America, the smallest a human dick can be, the largest Ikea in America, getting psychically grifted, the windiest cities in America, Ask Jonathan, take me out to the ball gag, National Handwriting Analysis Week, chip rumors, the long winded power of Ayurveda, and Postmates your sutas.
January 23rd 2017
The Police Cafe, J-Dawg Sr on WTF, This Week in Aviation, Ask The Captain, Cannabis Cons, THC in Texas, Wahlburgers is headed to China, National Snowmobile Safety Week, Cowgirl Magazine, contemporary cowboy erotica, USA Today Snapshots, to process or not to process, bait-tempting, they hacked the humans, Ask Jonathan, the earrings of Johnny Depp, the people don't know nothin', Hockey Dads: Who Gives A Puck, why did they fuck with CHiPs?, The Pedestrian Danger Index, The World's Finest Trained Dogs, scares and frights at the abandoned psychiatric hospital, The Clickbait Generation, the cloud benefits, The Sexual Health Expo, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, and live nude women right in your kitchen nook.
January 11th 2017
UYD's gun op-ed, South Korean postcards, pipe bombs at the gun-by-back, spotting a mass shooter, shot spotters, Seth's accents, rapid hemostasis, anti-gun people getting guns, 50% of the world's guns in the US, the official state rifle of Tennessee, soylent bullets, there are more guns than people, Oprah and guns, The Beretta Research Facility, active shooters and olds, gun smithery, revisiting Doc Hollywood, and it's a shitty way to have to live.
January 11th 2017
Definitely from now on, Starbucks Reserve, Soylent Nectar = Regular Soylent, A.I. Whispers, Chinese Taco Bell, Papa Johns Tweets, Joe Calderone, Ask Jonathan, a room full of juicy G, USA Today Snapshots, the worst cities for fall allergies, National No Name Calling Week, the price of original Air Jordans, The Men's Project, The Women's March, year end porn stats, zombie botnets, hair barometers, and Podcast: The Movie.
January 4th 2017
Sitting Seth, taking it back to 2015, wonderful at stealing / terrible at gambling, high stakes blackjack cutting, Inner Circle's assassin, the true Vermont experience, fake arrest marriage proposals, an excess in male births, why is childbirth so painful?, the rising price of rhino horn, fat teens robust responses, getting wallet zapped, giving your quarters to jeezo, smell memories, Cinnabon VR Porn, low self esteem amongst people with plastic surgery, Face-Pos / Bod-Pos / Pod-Pos, semen squirt guns, everyone gets a Starbucks Giftcard, life is amazing if you aren't dirt poor, and Seth's cat has taught him how to love.
January 4th 2017
Happy New Year, Ask Jonathan, skip school and find a lover, grandmas make life possible, Republicans have the bible on lock, Dunkin Donuts Agape, new Soylents, the robot revolution, drone it to my inbox, National Home Office Safety and Security Week, The Proust Questionnaire, people are the new places, being first in line at Krimsey's, caveman toothpicks, UYD's Restaurant News, guns and mud, no guns for Christmas, USA Today Snapshots, Alan at Starbucks, Door's Day, Bombshells, portable affordables, deception detection, my 3rd eyes open, and 2017 couled be a big year for podcasts.
December 28th 2016
2017 is going to pop off, Top 10 websites, throwback police gear, USA Today Snapshots, Tobey's TV, HD COPS, Officer Romatelli's on the scene, the first female ringmaster, National Celebration of Life Week, the mortality patterns of humans, Ask Jonathan, everything in life is inherently sexual, Locksmith In A Box, the ups and downs of Playboy, loving this new paper stock, texting whilst driving, a new breed of butt-dialing, The Geena Davis Institute, The International Yoga Festival, retiring with Uber, tattoo machines, robo-advisors, Adam Sandler walks amongst us, and laughter is the only medicine left.
December 28th 2016
It's still holiday season, the 7-11 graveyard, 2017 is the year of Oprah Adventure, soft american skin, UYD Live in Brooklyn, the mature trees of Verde Valley, getting an MFA in Podcasting, someday Leo will come, active sniffing, the ultimate soft target, the intersection of HY and Juggalos, Pringles Loud, Reeses Sticks and Four Loko, Anniston Alabama, dancing with Ricin, computers in your ears, no more cash at Sweet Green, "White Man Waste", National New Year's Resolutions Week, passengers for hire, USA Today Snapshots, don't undress your Oculus, supernatural healing, it's all chi, getting your voice mail off the grid. and get swoll and get strange.
December 21st 2016
Christmas time in East Hollywood, DJ Holidaze, The 85th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, whatever happened to Barry Pepper?, I saw mommy kissing Terl, Jonathan's TV Picks, Top Puppet, don't sleep on UYD in Brooklyn, John Travolta's gorgeous thick mane, 10,000,000 pills per county, The 2016 Hollywood Screenplay Blacklist, falling asleep during Star Wars, Super Flow Sunday, say more wonderful things, Frito Lay sits out the Super Bowl, Hippy Crack Explosions, new meat cuts for 2017, National Personal Self Defense Awareness Month, back-neck eyeballs, things get dicey in St. Louis, depressed airline pilots, the Boston police department scrolling feeds for criminals, Carnival Cruise Lines vomit recognition technology, Belize is not the answer, Cinna-gate, are chimps better fathers than humans?, you gotta fight to 2017, USA Today Snapshots, and just chill till the next episode.
December 10th 2016
Live from The 2720 Cherokee Performing Arts Center in St. Louis MO, psychedelic medicine, the alumni of John Burroughs High School, Dominos European pizza, roommates over 40, thank you to Nick, Tyler gets down on one knee, the perfect penmanship of South Korean postcards, smuggling your brisket into a vegan restaurant, drugs & meat - tea & tofu, ball and cup artistry, Kendama / Ted Drewes / Mind's Eye, laundry uber, vagabond he's, National Spiritual Literacy Month, jumping up to spiritual warrior, saying goodbye to Celebrity Name Game, we need to find all episodes of Work It, USA Today Snapshots, The Malibu Poet Laureate, embryo selfies, AVN Award Nominees, firehouse safe stations, domestic violence counseling hairstylists, Be My Baby Tonight, the death of Cheri Oteri's dad, waiting for Jonathan to kill Seth, Pantone's Color of the Year, the St. Louis orangutan wants out, burlesque is a no brainer, cloaking earthquakes, fake Globetrotters, Seth on Skype, and getting to the bottom of the zion curtain.
December 7th 2016
Seasons greetings, I guess it's the holidays, a UYD grab bag, nicotine replacement therapy, a micro dose of G, all ages - sans savvy, LAPD Lambo, lover boy accomplices burn the school down, Jesus saves bibles from being burned, the first landmark for an event that happened in the air, Mt. Everest skeletons, preventing palm tree trimmer fatalities, Gao Gao is now Xavier Xavier, beater spaceships, 100,000 asian flowers, liars - deep hippies - mormons - amish, screen is screen, 32" Kitchen TV's, octopus moms, reabsorb into papa, swapping babies with dolls, is television making us fat?, fugitives that walk amongst us, oxys - meth or comedy?, and caramelized onions are a bit of a bold move.
November 25th 2016
Live from The Turner Hall Ballroom in Milwaukee, the utmost respect for Aaron Rodgers, The Slenderman walks amongst us, HBO's fractal dreams, VR car crashes, grandma's airplane desserts, jingle alchemists, Tony Bennett and the Crows, #AllTypesAllSwipes, People's Sexiest Man Alive, welcome home porno, postcards from Korea, RIPs Mrs. Brady, comments for Kanye, a decline in stick shifts, double Christmas trees, killing Disney, no one goes to REI on Black Friday, anti-vegetarian T-shirts, USA Today Snapshots, Juvies watching A Christmas Carol, Coffee-Mate little brothers, chiming in pilots, The Surgeon General of Scientology, supplementing fingerprints, Ask Jonathan, Airbnb Tricks, is Passengers a real movie?, National Hand Washing Awareness Week, getting the word out on surfing in Hawaii, the best bricklayer in the world, and I may be a real bad boy but baby I'm a real good man.
November 14th 2016
Do Seth and Jonathan sound alike?, two-part comedy harmonies, going to Mars/Hawaii, Potter Country, UYD Live shows coming to a city near you, the main area code in Dallas TX, Mark Wahlberg as Shia LaBeouf, morphing the COPS logo, USA Today Snapshots, lifelong bachelor Christopher Hewett, from Zappa to 2 Chainz, Connecticut's Annual Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, neander-sapiens, texting The Butterball Hotline, being info-harvested by Vertical Mass, getting into campers, Ask Jonathan, putting a cap on the TSA precheck, GoPro confessionals, people that will never be arrested, a rise in shotgun marriages, Horror-fied dads, a hot new update for The Exorcist, never take PBS for granted, and sarcastic letters from John Sr.
November 14th 2016
Oh yeah, Single's Day, Chinese PB&J, STIHL-merica, National Family Week, USA Today Snapshots, how many bows can you put on a car?, you can't trust music, a mystical cosmic currency, Billy Lynn's Long Boring Halftime Walk, The Cowboys will win The Super Bowl, The Arrival: Snooze-fest 101, diapers for comfort, hacking the US Army, tickets for live UYD shows selling out in a city near you, Go-Go Gods, internal dancing, MaxHeadroom420, Seth returns to M Cafe, destroying 2016 World Series gear, boycotting baseball, ghost ride the barnacle, Jonathan goes to Burgerim, The Fine Craft Show, and 2016 is the year of VR,
November 7th 2016
Welcome aboard, the gift of spiritual freedom, getting gains from self serving lies, blunt fatigue, passion flowers, is there anything an app hasn't done?, The Wanda Group, Tackle My Ride, tickets on sale now for a UYD Show near you, Kopp's vs Leon's, Longevity Disconnect Bias, we're all Native Americans, are we equipped for Hololens?, somewhere is maybe nowhere, National Geography Awareness Week, Skype babies, USA Today Snapshots, you can't throw VR glasses on the moon, The Lights of the Ozarks, Ask Jonathan, the video game rules don't allow it, and Ray Kurzweil or Koby Teith?
November 7th 2016
An unprecedented televised event, tricking dummies, Dickram's Yoga, robots at the airport, The Frank Zappa Auction, National Home Care Aid Week, Matthew McConaughey at The 50th Annual Country Music Awards, USA Today Snapshots, picking out a US Marshal, Live PD, Jail: Big Texas, TSA Precheck, The Dickens Christmas Show and Festival, Punch and Judy, night sports lead to night arrests, thinking about Bon Jovi everyday, #GetMeToLevine, the future of protein, heme is life, Ask Jonathan, the fancy version of Cafe Gratitude, UYD LIVE tickets on sale now, Seth doesn't have Snapchat, reliving Minority Report, and community based artisanal podcasting.
October 28th 2016
Live from The Varsity Theater in Minneapolis, The Juicy Lucy, Prince and Kirby Puckett, gold bars instead of banks, the return of Space Jam, Happy Birthday to Seth's Mom, considerable less African descent than desired, Seth goes to The Haunted Maze, Jonathan goes to a Sci-Ti Halloween Party, even more Crazy T-Shirts, Seth goes into a sensory deprivation tank, National Drowsy Driving Prevention Week, where's the good vegan egg nog?, New Holiday Pringles, USA Today Snapshots, robot delivery drivers, Bee Free Honee, thanks to Patreon, Minnesota's favorite Halloween candy, The Best Public Restroom, a spirited round of Monster Truck / U.S. Military Training Exercise / Mind's Eye, a hatred for Craig Ferguson, Dream Reality Cinema, expanding Area 51, wearing a STIHL hat in Minneapolis, the world's first smart crib, learning how to communicate with your spirit guide, The IMDb Law, slutty and current, Ask Jonathan, the rules of cremation, remaking The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Movie, when will the Russians fall, and know your worth.
October 18th 2016
#Abundance #Blessed, CVS News Sunday Morning, predicting the president with bumper stickers, coal matters, "She's your daughter. Not your date.", #Shatter, impossible pumps, UYD Tickets on sale in a city near year, meditative tech, Parade Magazine answers the meaning of life, RIP Black Pussy, counting tattoos, Ask Jonathan, The Twin Cities Veg Fest, The People Walker, National Red Ribbon Week, Celebrity Name Games, USA Today Snapshots, serial arsonists, 200,000 family reunions, age related volume loss, professional voice-men working for flank steak and a sixer, and live like the powers out.
UYD: Brought to you by Radiesse.
October 18th 2016
Everyday value mangos, sneaking answer into Celebrity Name Games, USA Today Snapshots, father and son alcoholics, bad blood in The Real World, National Massage Therapy Awareness Week, introducing Pepsi Zero Sugar, The Impossible Burger, Heme Boys, get hip to Quarry, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, The Super "W", The China Arena Football League, The East Hollywood Fu Dogs, Gordon The Piru Creeper, General Snus, UYD Janitorial Services, states that allow corporal punishment, 4K-3D-VR-Vegan-Glory, my Seth was amazing, hippie cafes, The State Fair of Louisiana, Rock-It The Robot, when do you become old?, desert breasts, and The Romatelli Curse.
October 11th 2016
The Ford Super Duty, punch work in the face, the scent of Louis Vuitton, the 2009 minimum wage, the slightly off stories of John Kelly Gentry Jr. the ever changing landscape of West Hollywood, special guests UYD, Operation Child Tracker, The National Museum of African American History and Culture, the kids of MLK, National School Bus Safety Week, detention for everyone, USA Today Snapshots, combo names, in bed by 7 - asleep by 10, UYD LIVE tickets on sale now, cheese curd squeaks, crispy snoots, UYD's Fast Casual pizza joints, saying goodbye to hardware stores in general, America goes brew crazy, New River Gorge Bridge Day, the athletes of NASCAR, not one but two Tlingit apps, Cyber-Seth and The Everlasting Cloud, do football players shit themselves?, CYLL for Barrett-Jackson, and the past is male.
October 11th 2016
Sunday is not the first day of the week, Celebrity Name Game, a bevy of pizza-based UYD's Fast Casuals, USA Today Snapshots, workers on drugs, faking a piss test, J.J.Redick takes a biometric break, texting strangers in cars, get your tickets for a UYD LIVE show near you, researching St. Louis, National Teen Driver Safety Week, "Drive Jah, drive!!!", The Dangerous Life of John McAfee, white guy rap names, more tacos for Pacers fans, saying goodbye to The Wonderbar, "Let's ditch these losers...", a fuck season for lazy male arctic squirrels, long yawns, charging money at the Griffith Observatory, fuck The M Cafe, UYD spreads it's wings into other podcasts, and reversing the driving/drinking ages.
October 4th 2016
Proud to bring you Episode 536, UYD LIVE in STL, Dolphinaris AZ, BAR-ber Shops, National School Lunch Week, saying goodbye to beauty schoolsl, a much needed make over for Lady Liberty, cosmetic tattooist, traveling dental hygienist, Louisiana's stripper laws, 18 across the board, get more from your DNA evidence, heading straight to undercover, UYD's Fast Casuals, mammalian clade, dedicated to Battlefield Earth, RIP's Rabbs Tree Frog, Ask Jonathan, The National Storytelling Festival, saying goodbye to The Louie Key Market, USA Today Snapshots, The Autumn Leaves Festival, the lives of Chang and Eng Bunker, and a rise is spending time with your kids.
October 4th 2016
Shifting the zodiac, flexing the seal, Jonathan's kitchen visitor, Seth's away game, year round basketball, Live PD, watching the debates with no sound, Buffalo Bill's house for sale, texting airline pilots, The NEA vs Military Bands, Beignet Fest, World Space Week, Ask Jonathan, Bass Pro Shop buys Cabela's, hybrid country, Willie Khalifa, UYD's Fast Casuals, UYD LIVE tickets are on sale now, the many fine foods of St. Louis, Beefcakesmen, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Cha Cha Cha, Just Us No Phones, and experiencing all the weather in San Fran.
UYD: Kid tested, mother approved.
September 27th 2016
Podcasting from the future, the forecast is unclear for the Raines family, a bully triangulation app, experimental college, professional fuckers, National Customer Service Week, active clean up for The BUZZ Wine and Beer Shop, olds on the road, burning Jesus on the cross, is "Tina" becoming a problem in your life?, the Simon Cowell of figure skating, no more NFL Shortcuts on TV, slamming your iPad, fly in/fly out for The Cowboys and 49ers, bumper crops of blueberries, crackle vapes, UYD's Fast Casuals, seeking millennial air traffic controllers, I'd kill for Cusack, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to J&J Burning and Fabricating, Roma '20, get your tickets for a UYD LIVE show near you, and make eye contact with someone this week.
September 27th 2016
Dos Americanos, Ask Jonathan, Street Airbnb, the return of Celebrity Name Game, get your tix for upcoming UYD LIVE shows, dipping back in with JonBenet Ramsey, you gotta watch television, Kevin James is back, mobility bigots, Seth watches The Big Bang Theory, stanching opioid use, remaking the exorcist for TV, the season of mini-pumpkins, Fonzie's blindness, emulating Pinky Tuscadero, The Monkees vs Black Sabbath, Seth takes the Helter Skelter Tour, The Selena Cosmetic Collection, growing up with Menudo, National Carry A Tune Week, Jonathan on The Voice, saying goodbye to Miller's Variety Store, UYD's Fast Casuals, semi autonomous motorcars, The Cotton Pickin' Fair, everyone should shut the fuck up and leave each other alone, USA Today Snapshots, and leaving our relationships for our cars.
September 13th 2016
Adult men taking trips, The Gay Days at Disneyland, Straight Bear Day, UYD's Fast Casuals, butched up animals, dwindling HoJo's, hot dogs and mushrooms, National Keep Kids Creative Week, remembering your most horrifying flights, get your tickets for UYD LIVE, the straight lampin' of the Dakota Sioux, the history of Jumping The Shark, The Kelly Slater of Internet Research, The Zuz is Loose, Benson Mule Days, Relationship OCD, USA Today Snapshots, bleep bloops in the cloud, Chicago's city tracker, BonAppetour, and Happy Birthday Seth!
UYD: Detouring rivals and attracting mates.
September 13th 2016
The 2017 Miss America Pageant, go to both UYD LIVE shows, Dinky The Elephant, stubborn fast casuals, Heyzuz's trip across America, Seth driving on the wrong side of the road, treats from Japan, Cherry-Ahh-Rita, The Amazing George, the famous events of September 20th, USA Today Snapshots, Gluten Free Dining Halls, National Child Passenger Safety Week, finding the ripest avocados, the return of Dr. Hansen, Ask Jonathan, newspaper typos and dead newsies, Operation Avalon, saying goodbye to The Parthenon, The Papa Cristo's of Podcasting, what's to come of Turtle's mind?, The Roadkill Cook Off, a decade of free coffee, The Kentucky Bourbon Festival, and what is a Balloon Glow?
September 6th 2016
Delivering with purpose, The Best Names of the AFC, junkie sheriffs, UYD's Fast Casuals, drafting at The Kilt, USA Today Snapshots, Heyzuz's cross country trip, the return of Celebrity Name Game, the brain is more important than the mind, preparing for network hate-watching, Barnes & Noble Cosmetics, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, The Copper Chef, does Lesley Stahl play piano?, saying goodbye to Vin Scully, National Truck Driver Appreciation Month, Banned Books Week, digital circulars, The ChemBio Suit, the most expensive store in the world, podcast listeners use paper towels, and Kanye doesn't know anything about fashion.
September 6th 2016
Are there any more musical festivals?, couldn't get all the way through Radiohead, M&M's turn 75, audio only taste tests, saying goodbye to Charles Osgood, The Detour App, Seth goes on The TMZ Tour, Seth's Celebrity Safari, The Sandbox on Melrose, Helter Skelter Wrap Parties, free DEET at Disney World, updating Where Is The Love?, alligator hunting season, The Best Names of the NFC, get your tickets for a UYD LIVE SHOW near you, Seth needs a ride to The Mall of America, a checkered past at The Varsity Theater, Gene Simmons divulges things, UYD's Fast Casuals, Retired Rocker Trailer Park, USA Today Snapshots, Alpha Wolf, the best episodes of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Dallas Cheer Boys, National Balance Awareness Week, and XOXO.
August 30th 2016
It's time for fall foliage, preparing for Seth's birthday, UYD's Fast Casuals, USA Today Snapshots, National Substitute Teacher Appreciation Week, stop all jails, stop all schools, Glade's Autumn Collection, The Experiential Men's Group, hot gossip on Y&R, Penthouse Magazine is going rabbit hunting, get your tickets for a UYD Live show, Jonathan's Minneapolis tattoo, people that were born in Minneapolis, the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III, Special Export, are Donald Glover and Danny Glover related?, The Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B, Silk Exotic, saying goodbye to Rockingham Park, how many lives has Vegas shattered?, preparing for The TMZ Tour, preparing for the Helter Skelter Tour, selling sneakers with your phone, Seth's reality app, ultimate Cowboy's fan Rob Lowe, and the upsides to getting older.
August 30th 2016
A lot of stuff is happening, be in the Bahv, in the mood for magic, angel whispers, why do they still have The VMA's?, a waterpik for your butthole, favorite emojis of The Little League World Series, ribbin' and riffin', Seth's son's favorite actors, saying goodbye to The OG TiVo, Seth's 28th birthday party, Tony Romo was hurt, Dax Shepard joins The Dallas Cowboys, nicknames for Dak Prescott, crying with The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, National Self University Week, saying goodbye to Sam's Red Hots, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, UYD LIVE in Minneapolis, America's Best Bathroom, Schlitz: An American Icon, who's got Hef's back?, Seth spots Magic Johnson, UYD's Fast Casuals, The Terpsichorean Debutante Ball, lie differently, "Moon don't shine when the sun don't come up," USA Today Snapshots, and podcasts are better without ads.
August 24th 2016
The Beloit College Mindset List, extracting cubes from an ice cube tray, USA Today Snapshots, Loews vs Home Depot, rub one out with Breather, UYD's Fast Casual Breastaurants, the hot tastes of tomorrow, National Payroll Week, money wasted on Starbucks gift cards, no more handles on your water, STIHL hats vs John Deere hats, Howie Long's wide feet, The Hard Rock Stadium, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, saying goodbye to Hop Louie, The US Defense Department says goodbye to the floppy disk, coming close to death, the street drugs of San Quentin, The Holley LS Fest, quick self-driving car news, hack that whip, and the world's first autonomous podcast.
August 24th 2016
Feeling swoll, turning Lost Boys into a TV show, turning COPS into a movie, to the best of GN'Rs ability, bagpipe lung, RIP Bruno, USA Today Snapshots, refrigerator dating, RIP Lou Pearlman, 2Ge+her 4Ever, breaking into The Brady Bunch house, Billy Lynn's Long Halftime 4K-120fps Walk, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, The Milwaukee Blacksmith, Dr. Hansen finds a home, "Have a seatbelts...", National Waffle Week, weak armed millennials, Coors Banquet, Hipster Juice, GoShare, UYD's Fast Casuals, high ceilings and hollowing, Saturday Night Palsy, saying goodbye to Patsy's, Gorilla K Field at Mile High, millennial Kael and his millennial horseplay, Persian Warren Beatty in a Ferrari, the many car crashes of Jonathan Larroquette, The Kentucky State BBQ Festival, Neil Simon's Eugene Trilogy, and no matter what you do, don't get sober.
UYD: We do our best.
August 16th 2016
Seth's blood type, Jonathan's birthday party, The Golden Age of Tech Phase II for OT's, Seth Korrea, The Best Warrior, The Top 10 Real-Ass American Cities, The North Carolina Apple Festival, The Sweet Corn Festival, The Alternative Therapies Convention, hustling celebs to pay the rent, UYD's Fast Casuals, cured from Olympic Fever, the tweets of Cap'n Crunch, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, National Be Kind To Humankind Week, saying goodbye to Moore's Furniture Store, guns and porn on Amazon, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, the portfolio of Pabst Beers, what is Monkey Bread?, finding the center of the US, UYD's designated young person, The Carlsbad Safety Training Center, guarding a Saudi princess, and The Laverne & Shirley Podcast.
August 16th 2016
Always talking politics, the flat out lies of Hollywood Tours, Seth's All Thing Hollywood Tours, treat yourself with a TMZ Tour, making Hollywood happier in the air, 319 home runs for the Fielders, Eve Plumb's house for sale, USA Today Snapshots, gift card fraud, UYD LIVE in Milwaukee, famous vegan mashees, saying goodbye to American beers, a stairway to heroin, coke spoons for sale, UYD Fast Casuals, watching The Rams play at the Coliseum, Seth visits the Italian American Museum, saying goodbye to The Style Shop, another month un-shot, Metromile, The Muskegon River Clean Up, National Safe At Home Week, Joseph E. Romatelli vs Fire, pissing Uber drivers, and uninterrupted American comedy.
UYD: More fistfights in this city, please.
August 9th 2016
Average US Life Expectancies, Waffle House Face Offs, trapped inside a gun safe, mailbox prayers, The World Wide Wake Up Tour, the combination of pseudosciences, Dudes Where's My Car?, tubers on Mars, saying goodbye to Caboose Hobbies, preparing Idaho for 2 area codes, the football family of Rooney Mara, living in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains, Ask Jonathan, UYD Fast Casuals, 4-Gens eat free, National Resurrect Romance Week, The Symbiosis Gathering, Weed / Band / Mind's Eye, the shared consciousness of the crossword puzzle, USA Today Snapshots, treat your wounds like your eyes, and hiring UYD for a private event.
August 9th 2016
The Imagine Music Festival, USA Today Snapshots, on that Steal Life, The Grand City Grocery Black Market, behind the scenes of Smokey and the Bandit, behind the scenes of Stripes, National Motorcycle Week, The Po'boy Po'cast, Pina Colada/Tequila Cheese, honey on everything, UYD's Fast Casuals, hiring rockstars, Stouffer'z French Bread Pizza, scented trash bags, tap the 57, explaining the speed of light, Prof. Daddy, Parking Ticket Hot Zones, Switch is for liars, where the hell is Justin Bobby?, The August Concert and Wing Festival, saying goodbye to Higley TV & Appliance, fresh pony meat on Assateague Island, Seth's Sting Operation, Alabama Cock Fights, and lane splitting is not a crime.
UYD: It's really wonky with light.
August 2nd 2016
From the boardroom to the bedroom, should you still re-up your Playboy subscription?, Chipotle: The Poison Emporium, breathing is mandatory, Kevin Nealon's house for sale, students flying planes, National Exercise With Your Child Week, Real Life Hulks, UYD's Fast Casuals, What's The Haps With These Apps?, Ask Jonathan, saying goodbye to Skatezone, USA Today Snapshots, fighting the Zika Virus, big ups to Joel Begleiter, it's a bird bloodbath at The U.S. Bank Stadium, bear harvesting, Season 11 of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Project Franchise, bird divorce, murders galore on Hollywood Blvd, dumb digital baseball cards, and let's figure this all out while drinking.
UYD: You need all types for a good Derby Team.
August 2nd 2016
Emotionally affected by the LA fires, what happened to Utopia?, Larroquette: Arson Investigator, apps for your dog, hot Hollywood agent talk, Seth goes to The Cowboys Training Camp, Happy Birthday Jonathan!, National Stop on Red Week, the best concert Jonathan has ever seen, cutting up The Chicago White Sox throwback uniforms, hacking your solar panels, darting eyes and hoodies, Hairbucks, #TacoBellWedding, #ICouldGetInThere, USA Today Snapshots, going down a Herda-Hadda Hole, saying goodbye to The Book Store, saying goodbye to Book World, the pony deaths of Assateague Island, showering underneath Seth's window, Entrepreneurs Awakening, UYD's Fast Casuals, OD'ing twice in one day, carfentanil will put you down, an elephant's greatest piss, full legal murder in the animal kingdom, preparing for Jeep Fest, Ask Jonathan, lettuce salads, and the scariest thing about Stranger Things is the kids on bikes.
July 18th 2016
Howth the universeth worketh, Sethupathi, The Flights of Contour Airlines, MTV Casting Calls, The Tweets of T.D. Jakes, teaBOT does what teaBOT does, National Baby Food Week, UYD's Fast Casuals, Foul Mouthed Shirts, Cunt Boxer, Christin Stewart's Twilight Steakhouse, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Premiere Video, waiting for 5G, Bail Capping Schemes, Ask Jonathan, Starbucks gift cards are the new age stamps, Casamatic, and my baby grew up in a dispensary.
July 18th 2016
Not so many layers on the swim team, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to the Jamba Juice in Larchmont, Bluemercury, North Eastern Road Rage, Physical Gesticulations and Their Origins: The Podcast, turning blood into gum, The World's Largest Float Center, Planet of the Apps, Antiwater, rebranding Ashley Madison, UYD's Fast Casuals, complete fraud Tony Robbins, the tough life of the Hough siblings, National Independent Retailers Week, talking shit about celebs, Ask Jonathan, the coming out of Clayton Rohner, The Devil In Music, aural excitement, Derrick Cocaine Jordan, and don't sleep on a bomb-ass name.
July 11th 2016
It's all in the numbers, the area codes of Puerto Rico, a pranic level of nectar, preparing for Jonathan's birthday, subway microbes, Google sees all, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Aubuchon Hardware, National Parenting Gifted Children Week, extreme GoPro babies, Joey Chestnut eats a lot of hot dogs, preparing for the IRL Purge, USA Today Snapshots, The Montana Testicle Festival, being caught in the middle of a naked bike ride, Spartan barley, Ask Jonathan, fish recognizing human faces, Ithaca's injection party, and being happy at 33.
July 11th 2016
The most beautiful cities in the world, grab-ass locker room games, Jonathan gets pantsed, Jay-Z's apartment pop up, bringing beverages on a cruise ship, unused college plane tickets, a pube-less economy, the 6 tones of books, do you like staff picks?, Seth Clips 25, no parking tickets for the homeless, the unproductive helmets of Paul Hornung, The White Hot Chili Peppers, stealing your PIN Number though your Fitbit, USA Today Snapshots, stealing > showing dick, stealthy speaker thieves, rolling up in jeans and a badge, Ask Jonathan, adding a leap second, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to The Moxie Store, National Zookeeper Week, one hitter walks, and donating to cute Jamaican girls.
UYD: Fighting the woke fight.
July 5th 2016
Can't we all just have a laugh?, Rubies+Diamonds, a tolerance for love, National Everyone Deserves A Massage Week, remembering K-DAY, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, UYD's Fast Casuals, ancient wheats, Skype it to my QR Code, you can't put 0's and 1's in a shoebox, The Enchanted Forest Gathering, Band/Weed/Mind's Eye, saying goodbye to Schwartz's Intimate Apparel, The Six Tastes of Food, money spending boners, The Most American Car, Chefy-D, Side by Sides, suicidal farmers/lumberjacks/fishermen, robots slipping on bananas, RaftUp, FriendControl, and separating the fireworks from the gunplay.
UYD: Balancing the sacred, sexy, silly and saucy.
July 5th 2016
Why is everyone so somber?, The Museum of Broken Relationships, diversifying The Oscars with The Wayans, Seth watches Ghostbusters, The Summer of Bonsai, USA Today Snapshots, The Boys of the Boulevard, riding on reaper tires, The Hall of Fish Paintings, empty movie theaters, Soylent 2.0, The Summer Fancy Food Show, Sports Cliche Week, 10 words - 2 letters, Miss Mississippi battles Satan, preparing for snake bites, spellios, UYD's Fast Casuals, saying goodbye to Wilson Hardware, repairing The Dance's window, Ma and Pa-cast, and the movies of 1984.
June 27th 2016
Six Flags over Saudi Arabia, saying goodbye to fall foliage, Seth watches Parenthood, Jonathan watched Parenthood, National Ventriloquism Week, Jeff Dunham gets unhinged in Hollywood, no spoilers for Magic, $350 rent, Solar Roads, USA Today Snapshots, 5 seconds with your eyes off the road, Ask Jonathan, a sharp rise in A's, full page newspaper apologies, do you want to take my virgin?, The Days of '76 Rodeo, trapped in our own inside Hilton, Flapper Seth, The USA Luge Slider Search, American Treasure Kirk Douglas, 54,945 Google searches per second, UYD's Fast Casuals, The Carbondale Eclipse, having a kid by 2024, and The Gluten Crisper Brexit.
UYD: Open minds and open doors.
June 26th 2016
Nothing more American than dirt bikes, Sister vs Sister in The Carol King Musical, Jonathan covers The Dead, The 2016 XXL Freshman Class, Lil Kokane, school crossing guards lose their badges, re-enacting the Mormon pioneers, The AVN's on Showtime, Riley Reid can't eat her own pussy, K-9 officers locked in hot cars, scrapping with Joe Biden, UYD's Fast Casuals, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's TV Picks, UYD's Christmas Movie, Nude Recreation Week, saying goodbye to Al's Liquor, saying goodbye to Donut Time, saying goodbye to the street walking hustlers, my son STIHL, Roach Art, and came covered bridesmaid dresses.
June 20th 2016
SJR and JPL, dust tagging, the valley's most neighborly town, the worst place to make a living, OchoCinco's piss soaked ankles, UrOwnUrine, The World Board Gaming Championships, seeking inspiration from The Brady Bunch, LA's first black architect, COPS is still going, Hubie Brown says the coolest things, air turbulence alerts, wave to The Waze Train, National Women's Motorcycle Month, Seth's fender bender, USA Today Snapshots, saying goodbye to Circus of Books, The Delta of Vaseline Alley, nature's original soft-drink, UYD's Fast Casuals, #AbsolutelyWillNeverForget, vapor notchbacks and up-dos, the ancient art of police sketching, Jay Leno's killing spree, busting police myths, the odd life of John Grega, American shoes for America's Armies, Ask Jonathan, Rockonsin, rebel checks, and the many celebrity guests of UYD.
June 20th 2016
Formula 509, exhausting virtual realities, the telepathy cloud, extreme river rafting, All Cheer/No Beer, Vegan cab drivers, (Hi Joaquin), delicious Vegan jizz, Turtle Crossing, renting Jeffrey Dahmer's home, hot coffee/hot cancer, UYD's Fast Casuals, The UFO Festival, The Fermi Paradox, The World's Largest Tree Hug, The World's Largest Square Dance, 24 hours of pull-ups, murdering Jonathan, remembering the Casey Anthony trial, Weck's Wiki done fell off, National Unassisted Home Birth Week, saying goodbye to Brunchies, Ask Jonathan, the dying breed of off color jokes, biblical numbers for James Paterson, USA Today Snapshots, the people who eat at 7-11, Armorway or the highway, and falling asleep to UYD.
June 13th 2016
Stay woke, remember KDAY, Wang Chung takes it's time, the fate of The Playboy Mansion, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Kim Komando, Wendy goes Vegan, Vice President Lady, National Women's Gold Month, Adult Breastfeeding Relationship, The Podcaster's Union, the painful truth of video game voice acting, precision vs performance driving, pronouncing Feng Shui, Reiki on your house, brown vs white rice, the accidental orgy cruise, Ask Jonathan, Seth's crossed landlines, saying goodbye to The Bohemian Cafe, UYD's Fast Casuals, and sleeping while blind.
June 12th 2016
Tarzan 2.0, Thank You to Toronto, UYD's Fast Casuals, Jonathan witnesses a car accident, no craft beers / no bicycles, setting off all the warning alarms at the CDC, The Dasani Virus, National Caribbean American Heritage Month, Spike's Guy's Choice Awards, Gigi Hadid remembers Muhammad Ali, Seth's new rules for Chime-In Charlies, Jonathan gets trapped in a memory, USA Today Snapshots, returning your house with Open Door, The Verizon Traitor, "We have Flo now.", saying good bye to Fiesta Villa, don't sleep on Father's Day, "We're all Gain Men.", Truckfest, Seth's a Triple-Man!, The Endless Yard Sale, Ebony-bnb, To Catch A Racist, Thank You to Vice and LA Weekly, Ask Jonathan, The World's Fastest Wooden Roller Coaster, a term for the burn, and The Loch Ness of Podcasts. Seatbelts / Helmets
June 4th 2016
LIVE from Toronto, Seth's first impressions of the north, saying goodbye to The Big Slice / Rocca's No Frills / Honest Ed's, Jonathan's Man-pons, Hawaii's new moped regulations, The Sweet & Snack Expo, CAA Culinary, Jonathan's vegan fantasies, Uptown Alley, do the Chinese bowl?, The American Library Association Conference gets rowdy, no DEET in Canada, Celebrity Name Games, Toronto Fast Casuals, the pitfalls of sleeping outside, a teacher gets a pencil stuck in her back, Air Hollywood, The Big Tree Hug Challenge, Postcards from Korea, Seth visits The Shoe Museum, The Wakashu can do all the things, Seth's 2016 Summer Jam, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan meets Muhammad Ali and Alice Cooper, Haverhill Community TV, Seth's High School Graduation, fighting for Jessica Perry, Air Rage, teens on the road, Fabanaise, drunken attorneys, Old Maid's Day, stoney hunky boxers, G-D, Uhh-Dude, OJ: Made In America, and fuck Tijuana.
May 24th 2016
Olfactory aura creations, Q-tips warnings, illegal Hollywood slots, Seth "Lil Bosch" Romatelli", USA Today Snapshots, Nature's Antiseptic, The Most Popular Baby Names of 2015, baby Seth and Jonathan, Pastoral Medicine, people hated Jackie Robinson, America's 1st Impression Based Challenge Show, Kevin Pollak's mental illness, Pornhub stats, WIIIILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAA!!!!, UYD's Fast Casuals, high ceilings and handhelds, S.C.A.N. (Seek Canines and Newborns), Tastebuds, watching Tinder dates unfold in realtime, are women slutty?, a river of human tears, saying good bye to Kelley's Men's Shop, NBC 90's hair, National Lane Courtesy Month, Seth's Cellphone Lockbox, The Drunkest Cities in America, 126,000 trophy animals imported each year, 603 for life, Sailor Rylan, fly in for UYD LIVE in Toronto, and the future is female.
May 23rd 2016
The Zika comes for Jonathan, bitch-voiced impostors, penicillin and mom, psycho tropical, Ask Jonathan, how do you leave a note on a family?, night plates, The Sex Factor, the oldest living woman in crotchless panties, riding nitro coffee, Deez Celebrity Name Games, Ask The Captain, the power of moms, courthouse dogs, LA Ragamuffins, LGBTQQIPOFGNBBA, two-spirit, Walmart Jump, UYD Fast Casuals, Derma-bag, The New Hampshire Moose Hunt Lottery, Louisville Vegan Jerky, saying goodbye to the Campbell's Diner, National Bathroom Reading Month, The Waterpark Capital of the World, millions of gallons of waste water, USA Today Snapshots, Buff Bake, UYD LIVE in Toronto, and stay tuned for "Talking Uhh Yeah Dude".
UYD: Bring us on, then break us off.
May 5th 2016
Happy Cinco De Mayo, virgin micheladas, Captain D's, slow serious, gathering marijuana usage data, Emmy Award Winner Craig Ferguson, Rick Fox on Celebrity Name Game, Bob Marley's "Don't Worry, Be Happy", roided up Mexican meat, The League comes to LA, all the best Seth's, Mr. Leather International, USA Today Snapshots, UYD still kickin' on Reddit, Harris Wofford gets out there, disrupting gas stations, ScooperMan, preparing for the really big one, the crumbling buildings of Hobart Blvd, Seth's Makeshift Earthquake Kit, kill 'em dead at the hospital, National Building Safety Month, a computer smarter than all humans, seeing yourself from 4 feet away, and the 504 turning point.
April 28th 2016
American Hombres, guessing Canadians on Celebrity Name Game, the beat scats of Matisyahu, Cheeseburger Bobby's, fuck you Steak 'n Shake, Roma The Rooster, voting on your birthday, Seth's first election, Clutter Inc., Jonathan gets magazine grifted, scam trackers, circling back to some apps, Jonathan goes corporate, saying goodbye to Sport Chalet, saying goodbye to Ben Franklin's, Shakti Fest, Mayor of the Ren Faire, USA Today Snapshots, National Photo Month, praying and polishing, the emotional connection of cash, a fast nickel beats a slow dime, Ask Jonathan, and you gotta wear clothes.
UYD: Coagulated Energy.
April 28th 2016
The Levi's Episode, Jonathan's new whip, Doc Popcorn, Seth's 23 and Me results, Neanderthal variants, legacy landlines, even more skits on SNL, Guide to Joy, vapor wake dogs, Soberchella, skid row's drug kingpin, sodas over sex, America loves to party, saying good bye to The Colonial Bowling Center, smokehouse BBQ cat food, burner homes, WWTKD?, don't sleep on Mother's Day, Down To Lunch, The Real Ones, casual caveman rape talk, from Clooney to Steve-O, Ask Jonathan, "The servers in the cloud!", National Meditation Month, USA Today Snapshots, UYD Live in Toronto, and the history of Yukon Gold Potatoes.
April 16th 2016
Episode 500 Live from The Regent Theater in Los Angeles CA, hot cold soup talk, dipping back into Craigslist, Joel Osteen tweets, two actors in a jail cell, 14 years of Seth sobriety, a pre 9-11 couch, the world's oldest living person, remembering Gertrude Baines, Couples Appreciation Month, cyber man-wife, the many movies of Robert O'Neill, #getfried, Chinese Product Recalls, postcards from Korea, Seth's genealogy report, the world's biggest roller coaster, a unique ongoing connect, plumbing is coming to Bonnaroo, Jonathan's pee break, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, Ask Jonathan, rouge Dr. Hansen's, USA Today Snapshots, Weed/Horse/Mind's Eye, happy birthday LSD, stolen shoe fetish, JAH!-nathan's Poetry, This Week In Florida, expansive gestures, getting aroused when touching a robot, a special thanks to the mom's and dad's, and UYD live in Toronto.
April 1st 2016
Preparing for the primero episode, Seth Tomatellim, the best state for retirement, acquiring more states, the limited vision of Jake Gyllenhaal, Seth shoots Michael Jordan, Only In Your State, just the right amount of burn with edible candles, Jonathan's chop stick skills, The World Championship Cheese Contest, trusting in the government, the most popular dog, the late fees of The San Jose Public Library, congrats Craig Ferguson. mama mia that's a lot of Star Wars, the deadly speed of the Texas Rat Snake, digital doorbells, saying good bye to Les Bois Park, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, Silicon Beach, and stranger things have happened.
March 31st 2016
Crunching numbers, inventing the baby carrot, USA Today Snapshots, tiny little pies on Gigolos, the internet makes up some great stories, co-living is the realist world, The Wavy Gravy Movie, America's favorite non-Californian quick service restaurants, Chipotle burgers, more plastic than fish, switching identities in jail, who invented Brunswick stew?, Jonathan's survival stories, Jim Nantz eats burnt toast, "LIVE! with Blondes and Michael", my angel is a Twitter Bot, Contact In The Desert, the Obama face peel, share your Stihl story, saying good bye to El Paso Blockbusters, not your mama's flower delivery services, befriending someone in their 20's, and we are on the road to 1000.
March 17th 2016
Seth's Mom on the mic for St. Patrick's Day, wine/tissues/band-aids, going behind the curtain on The Young and The Restless, Play-My-Way at the Massachusetts casino, P22 eats a koala, The Great Backyard Bird Count, is there a Bradford in every state?, no more Mouth Dance's, stealing a pregnant woman's car, loose lug nuts and short shorts, twin aunts and twin uncles, Ellen loves to dance/scare, male mosquito traps, #momstrong, Wearables: OUT, Internables: IN, iodine in the baby oil, glasses cases and bibles, USA Today Snapshots, Asparagus Night, toiletries at The Knickerbocker Hotel, visiting Venice Beach, the Hollywood lot life, grand theft arson, fuck Swingers, Blanket just got laced, robots are taking over, Seth's Poetry Corner, and Marcia's music picks.
March 17th 2016
Born ready, smell the way Rob Lowe feels, 2 bros and a kid, HGH Extractions and Twitter Bots, E.W. done it again, Mike Jones wants his number back, Uhh Yeah Dude Studios, National Holy Humor Month, Sandler killing all games, USA Today Snapshots, the glove-to-face contact of Hoarders, going to see the stairs of The Untouchables, the wigs of Sean Connery, on call masseuses, Generation Z behind the wheel, blame the parking in Portland, 60 Days In, everyday pilots, fire hydrant baby, a super computer for your ears, do-lo nanny, Break-Up Nightmare, shout out to Joel Berti, saying good bye to The Old Town Coffee Tea & Spice, and people need volumes.
March 11th 2016
DMD vs DDP, Broken Wand Ceremonies, National Social Work Month, Bro-Science, imagining a hot nurse, vulgar tees and tats, The Cray Supercomputer, Singularity Smart Toilets, real dogs for real people, no more Hawaiian student/teacher bone-downs, Straight Outta Central Casting, scorpion colanders, USA Today Snapshots, remembering The Red Hot Chili Peppers, saying goodbye to Belmont Iceland, getting into hockey, INs and OUTs, becoming one with your office chair, Universal's best parking spots, live and alive for 500, and where has 2016 gone?
UYD: A work in progress.
March 10th 2016
What do you have in common with Katt Williams?, things pop off at the Fort Collins Walmart's, male on male drugging at The Yeti, Jonathan on Yelp, Pick Me Up So I Can See Jesus, the sexual proclivities of female fruit flies, saying goodbye to Humphrey Yogart, mercury poisoning at The Kiddie Kollege, The Global Poker League, The $1,000,000 Hump, gay dating sites, INs and OUTs, once a Rasta always a Rasta, Seth visits The Wizarding World, the pervert dupe house, Trejo's Gay Ghetto Tacos, National Workplace Eye Wellness Month, USA Today Snapshots, a giant leap for meth, UYD LIVE for 500, and what's that track, Seth?.
March 7th 2016
2016 for life, live and alive, Slice Intelligence, illegal pesticides in all the food Seth eats, no vegan slices, USA Today Snapshots, enthusiastic about pizza, a fine bronze stache, National Adopt A Guinea Pig Month, aiming lasers at airplanes, factoring in all airline accidents, how old is Chris Brown?, saying good bye to The Sub & Pub, the hidden sex offenders of Kansas schools, a rise in firearms on planes, the world's largest ballooning and music festival, truer than a dream, taking the brain games out of football, the first accident with a self driving car, hospital hackers, the sexy B.O. of garlic eaters, The Aetherius Society, and one step closer on the road to 500.
March 4th 2016
10 years of being off mic, the cost of parking in Lawrence KS, a darker side of hyper-mobility, first time vids, what's chipotle?, audibly observing, Celebrity Name Game, Superman Memory Crystals, The 75th Annual Daytona Bike Week, sober hog roasts, Whitey Bulger's bulges, cardboard cops, National Supply Management Month, most popular porn search terms, she's my fuck-mom, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's TV Picks, avocados in the mail, The Museum of Broken Relationships, roll it back 6 hours for daylights saving, everyone's swappin' faces, 12 seasons of Ghost Adventures, there's a demon in the wheatgrass, Ins and Outs, 4 day school weeks, saying goodbye to The Oakland Tribune, no offense for the dead, and storing your podcasts for 13 billion years.
February 25th 2016
I wanna have some fun, Bait TSA, the return of Gigolos, Judge Brace Land, big data on eBay, numerous fake doctors in Florida, shake out your deja vu, New Orleans street science, teacher misconduct, too many DF's to be DTF, USA Today Snapshots, you're never going to work for NASA, Pepsi Kola House, The Scientology mailing list, watermelon and Bud Light, thumbs down for the southwest Florida eagle cam, everything's coming up 90's for Jay Leno, which que are you?, National "Play The Recorder" Month, what instrument gets you the most laid?, free Chipotle, menu fatigue, Red Lobster tweets, saying goodbye to The Magic Shop, the return of Terry Crosby, Will Smith's black balls, UYD LIVE for ep 500, Ask Jonathan, and Every Lot LA.
February 17th 2016
Four Hundred and Nine-tee, your wig will split for The Hollywood Vampires, rapping with Mike Muscala, National Low Vision Awareness Month, aliens are into Seth Clips, Celebrity Name Games, seeking Alaskan teachers, #LiveLike88, saying goodbye to Video Paradise, locking dates for Transformers, 55" is too small, robot bellhops, how tall are little people?, KarTent, 60 Days In, Casper Mattresses and Burgerim, the porn choices of virgin mice, creating a gay mega-club, McDonald's vs In-N-Out, MRE-37, the joys of driving, Jonathan almost gets grifted at the dealership, USA Today Snapshots, The Wrong Swipe, and UYD Live for 500.
February 11th 2016
2006 for life, Happy Birthday UYD, Tom Arnold on coke on Celebrity Name Game, Taran Quantino, baby steps with Pepsi Max, saying good bye/hello to Black Sabbath, vaginal microbiomes, Fexofenadine helps you party right, vaginal seeding parties, Playboy moved to the bottom rack, Uhh Yeah Tween Girl, Manson's Lost Girls, singer submissions for STP, a lot of food information, The Shrimp Lover, Burger King hot dogs, Opioid-Induced Constipation, space is way smaller than you think, Lay's Flavor Swap, USA Today Snapshots, surrounded by dead dogs and crying families, Seth goes to Hawaiian Gardens Casino, quirky weddings for 2016, Extreme Master Barbers, make weed illegal again, Waive Car, app base the idea to the cloud, saying goodbye to My Brother's BBQ, "Sayo', Kemosabe", banning all pornography, boning down in the 80's, take charge of your frown lines, and thank you for 10 years. 2026 for life.
February 4th 2016
A supplement party, buff and smiling, abandoning all rules on Celebrity Name Game, getting dirty with Dov Charney, the rush to 500, UYD's Birthday Month, too manly to go paleo, mites eating our eyebrow dander, The Navajo Nation Fire Department, what does it mean to be "Made in the USA"?, ain't too proud to beg, The Stop Light of Madison County, The Official State Soup, Chi-coli, Ben & Jerry's Vegan frozen non-dairy dessert, Jonathan's cashless trip to Italy, it's always Earth Day with UYD, Seth's TV Picks, kids doing taxes, Baby Mechanic, USA Today Snapshots, underwear splinters, Opie Larroquette, are you ready for some Potter?, National Therapeutic Recreation Month, Tat Chat, saying good bye to The Peter Pank Diner, smaller iPhone's, Dirty Grambo, sponsoring Matthew Perry, upcoming movie based TV shows, check out Seth's posts on Twitter, and unfocus your eyes to focus your lives.
February 1st 2016
Seth's in love with a bot, China's clean air cinemas, White Men Can't Air, Two Colors Of The Year, giants playing giants, the most "moved-to" state in 2015, saying good bye to Alfredo's, Seth watches 10 hours of Godfather, life's too short to not know who you are, EDM's Oscars, talkin' bout that Kitten Bowl, smoking coaches, flight attendant's bomb threats, Quilt-chella, I am Zildjian, South of Wilshire, dipping back into The Personality Parade, National "Return Shopping Carts To The Supermarket" Month, Seth gets a new can opener, do you align?, saying good bye to Charles Osgood, making conference calls cool, the warning signs of memory loss, the warning signs of memory loss, Adult ADHD, Shaun White buys a volcano, are your winter gloves making you sick?, Ask Jonathan, USA Today Snapshots, X-Files looked cool, and a decade of decadence.
January 25th 2016
Don't get caught up in the numbers, master actor Paul Giamatti, 7 hours of The Godfather, rewatching all Super Bowls, the NFL's first female assistant coach, National "Be On Purpose" Month, Penthouse still exists, the largest prime number, The Friendliest LGBT Colleges, USA Today Snapshots, the exact location of the Salem Witch Trials, Operation Frost Bite, drinking in the cold, saying good bye to Hawaiian sugar, saying good bye to Sweet N Low, What's The Haps With These Apps?, Hollywood's go-to medium, Cinnamon Bun Oreos, The Best Countries Report, Hollywood The Elk, the return of Celebrity Name Game, getting whipped up by manipulative TV shows, Seth and Kathryn Bigelow go to jury duty, and real talk IRL.
January 14th 2016
No interviews for substitute teachers, fudging the numbs with lot lizards, do people visit Twitter on their desktop?, digital adult coloring books, Seth's Super Bowl commercials, Hooch doesn't expect tipping, 101 Little Known Facts About Michael Jordan, no advice from online vets, JW's worked it out, Chinese Grindr, rooming with Hugh Hefner, more Korean Postcards, there's always parties in the USA, 2016 Flavor Trends, the return of Hollywood Game Night, The Guiding Principles of Verde Valley, saying goodbye to Bel Air Camera, saying good bye to Aadlen Brothers Auto Wrecking, Season's Over!!!, The Mark Cuban of Cubans, the dumbest things you can do with Powerball money, National Radon Action Month, USA Today Snapshots, and having your car towed from the airport.
January 9th 2016
Live from Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco CA, the lights are bright and the volume is quiet, dedicated to Shrimp Boy, postcards from South Korea, pet hedgehogs, California Dried Plum Digestive Health Month, lying about your gains, USA Today Snapshots, UYD goes back to school, you can't hide Guy Fieri, practicing your "quick draw", Batman Fans v Superman Fans, Seth dips on Star Wars, do you actually like your car?, getting grifted by jelly beans, share your hotel room with a stranger, Ask Jonathan, taking it back to 2006, the return of Sam Champion, Seth on the slopes, The Superbowl en espanol, saying goodbye to The Roosevelt Tamale Parlor, thieving teenage boys, the cost of being wrongly imprisoned, Shazaming micro quakes, Jonathan watches Making A Murderer, 2016 AVN Awards, The Tranny Bunch, Who's Mommin' Harder?, The Dinosaur Dance Floor, Jonathan on a hoverboard, Whoopi to the rescue, and terminated gyroscopics.
December 28th 2015
The last episode of 2015, just look up "anal prolapse", saying goodbye to The Top Spot Drive Inn, The B-Dubs Sauce Lab, RIP KPH, living the Twitter dream, Hot Dog Pringles, Spike's Leather Club, Linen Daddies, Eternal Summer, Dr. Hunches looks in your holes, The Chaturbate Battlefield, UYD LIVE at SF Sketchfest, don't stumble your sex words, National Get A Balanced Life Month, it's time to start planning for Valentine's Day, USA Today Snapshots, The Greatest Sutter, the coolest person to win the lottery, obstruction of marriage business, an extended tax deadline, Christmas Eve fireworks, Layaway Angels, lobsterless lobster rolls, coffee that works, Cherokee Bibles, Seth in a sweat lodge, the definition of "Minx", and is Twitter still cool?
#HollywoodMoring #Blessed #Sweat #Electrolytes
December 17th 2015
What more can you say... it's the holidays, The 84th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, harvesting the organs of The Falun Dafa, the understaffed highway patrol, a year end weigh up, The Screenplay Blacklist, The Gopher Tail Bounty, The Uhh Yeah Dude Ranch, Ridiculous 6 vs Hateful 8, how do you buy light bulbs?, Seth's Red Stool, Bait Packages, The Cocaine Trade, field trip to the post office, celebrating every religious holiday, The Death Clock, A$AP Roma, Ride Amigos, UYD LIVE at SF Sketchfest, Seth helms the UYD Twitter, The Jim Twins, National Bingo Birthday Month, USA Today Snapshots, Ask The Captain, keeping an eye on PSY, Coldstone buys Pinkberry, A Rubbermaid/Coleman/Sunbeam Combo, saying goodbye to Santa Monica Radiator, Jonathan and The Aoki's, and your first set of non-familial boobs.
#Holllywood #Blessed #Bella
December 8th 2015
Not scared for 2016, remembering your first Starbucks, locally sourced Spike Lee burgers, 25 years of Lollapalooza, Brokeback Fountain, meeting Scott Weiland, stay clean babe, parents talking shit about their fucked up kids, saying goodbye to Bove's, support your shitty local businesses, Pimp My Sundance, UYD Live in San Fran, lost weekends in The Castro, double pissing before Spotlight, hermaphrodite deers, Transgender Modeling Agencies, USA Today Snapshots, Hollywood street coyotes, The Montreal Steak Burger, Vegan Bashing, getting cold reads from John Edwards, Informed Delivery, UYD Greeting Card Co., man has intervened in your salmon, THC Breathalyzers, The Founders, phasing out the office Christmas party, Jonathan tries to shoot guns, National Youngsters On The Air Month, and Uhh Yeah Fuck Off.
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Merch. Website. Patreon. Tell a friend. Voicemail.
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Merch. Website. Patreon. Tell a friend. Voicemail.
Merch. Website. Patreon. Tell a friend. Voicemail.
November 30th 2015
Stateside UYD, National Hand Washing Awareness Week, first time diners, The Largest Costco on the Planet, The Whiskey Barrel Bar, Voice Portals, The Jitterbug Smartphone, Seth gets his Star Wars tickets, The Rain Room, UYD at SF Sketchfest, Seth's celebrity friends, Hadean Zircons are a waste of time, motorcycle caskets, saying goodbye to Straus Clothing, Seth: The Gossiping Hairdresser, Tinder for Seniors, Super Likes, Seth's Jitterbug email, school trips ruined by terrorism, Rent Watch with Anky Van Deursen, Psychic Love Grifts, counting sheep with your car, Xiaflex for celtic hands and curved penises, Chipotle-coli, keep your cilantro out my guac, USA Today Snapshots, analyzing relationships tones, screaming at your significant other, and new UYD Holiday Merch is on the way.
November 17th 2015
The 2nd Skypisode, Man plans: God laughs, Jonathan's English accent, calling the Butterball Hotline, reflecting on Thanksgiving, you just win, hotels become one, the all new Mapquest, delivery man Seth, Paint-Shield, 406 4 Life, crafty on the 808's, Seth's TV Picks, delivery doctors, Celebrity Name Game, a somber time for comedy, library treadmills, The Windiest Cities in America, TV dicks everywhere, crying for autistic kids, saying goodbye to Braslau's, Facebook TV, The Internet Dollar Store, Self Defense Spears, The Fichera Hustle, Ask Jonathan, Prader-Willi Syndrome, Seth watches the second Purge, "I love to play with dead bodies", USA Today Snapshots, Seth's App's of the Week, is Rob Morrow a star?, The International Big Mac, and prepping is a healthy hobby.