Incorporating the Drive-Time voice, taking stick lessons, saying farewell to classic MapQuest / COPS, Spike to the rescue, a summer shortage of sweet corn, top baby names for 2012, Cash and Nash, National Correct Posture Month, vibrating stadium seats, Carrie Underwood replaces Faith Hill, stacking Nitraflex and Adenoflex, time flies in Oregon, no cellphone - no watch - no clock, The DSM-5, everyone is nice in the south, The Show with Vinny, accidentally dialing 911 in New Orleans, the face of stress, Seth and Jonathan have their pictures taken, saying goodbye to the Presidential Physical Fitness test, olds driving with pets, sneakers on a dog, new summer roller coasters and UYD haikus for Mars.
UYD: Kill Cortisol.
This is the pond jumping episode, 12 hours of death defying turbulence, the stores people frequent the most, jowl necklaces, The Topless Sports Saloon and Eatery, The Tijuana Olympics, Alaskan baseball teams, The Source Family, Seth Clips gets the shaft, direct to DVD movies, following the career of Zac Efron, National Mobility Awareness Month, what happened to p's and q's?, what can you learn about a person from their car?, Ask Jonathan, Larry the Cable Guy does the Harlem Shake, Get 'er Who and Parton Wood, The Dark Carnival lives on, faux sober living in Phoenix, teens driving under the influence, chewing on Red Bull, arson for profit, the fire klutz, T. Boone Pickens IV, arcade injuries, first dates across America, Seth's market research, counting calories via exercise, The Earthquake Mutual Fund, what makes you lie?, Jonathan watches Oblivion, studio psychics, and post earth after earth.
The pre-coupon check, Pets Unstressing Passengers, Therapy Pelicans, The Joshua Tree Music Festival, smooth first dates, Vanishing Appalachia, The Great Horror Campout, National Older American's Month, never to early to forget about Mother's Day, USA's biggest restaurant/club, face to face - leave some space, HFD: High Friction Dancing, lying about car accidents, auditioning for the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, The Oriental Riff, don't sleep on Cinco de Mayo, gang activity at The Fayetteville Dogwood Festival, lawn mower related injuries, grifting adults, saying goodbye to The Palms Bar, Dog and Beth: On The Hunt, and coping with the hippie stench. Uhh Yeah Dude: Wherever free podcasts are sold.
No New Now Next Award, National Kite Month, The Crocodile Dundee Boomerang Craze, The Playboy Advisor, Fantasy Fishnet League, 660,000 texting drivers, Chinese KDAY, digital thermostatic valves, The Pillsbury Bake Off, The Grilled Cheese Championships, eating Vienna Sausages outdoors, weddings gone wrong, Bet On Your Baby, The Brace Philosophy, NA: New Adult, Horse/Weed/Mind's Eye, LIB Band/Weed/Mind's Eye, UYD on WTF, unlocked jail cells, Broga for your male body, freeing the zoo animals, doctors in the online world, open book, kind of Kurt Cobain, Colorado strains, and this is my dick.
UYD: The deities did it.
The $2 Powerball, Stephen Hopkins' Magical Treehouse, getting grifted at the ball park, a sleeping driver lottery, National Car Care Month, the white nacho, don't hold your breath on a diesel Silverado, waiting for the Point Break remake, Harrison Ford and his earring make the rounds, Kirk Douglas Weather, The Top 10 Singles from 20 Years Ago, left and right colabs, more hands for more rings, 2 Prom Kings, Who's Teachin' Harder?, Seth meets Gedde Watanabe, Jonathan watches Weird Science, 3D Bodybuilding, Donte Stallworth's Balloon Ride, people's sun habits, Prima Cinema, a Coachella alternative, The Vidalia Onion Festival, fires in the operating room, boiling hot carpet water, the link between prison time and mental illness, UYD behind bars, free Rolling Stones tickets for good guys, and Happy Birthday Geneva.
Kenny Chesney's rum, blowing out your flip flop, National Pets Are Wonderful Month, macing dogs, fast casuals, US Passports currently in circulation, relocating to Saudi Arabia, Amir goes to Dubai, Global Internet Porn Habits, Spring Allergy Capitals, Tybee Gay Days, being raped at Burning Man, .weather, revisiting The Real Woodstock, Valentine's gifts from the neighbor, The Governor's Cyber Challenge, The Dalai Lama Tour, The Texas Gang Threat Assessment, the fake K-9 police force, 106 year old gets high school diploma, cops in civilian clothing, civilians in prison, Hopis in Paris, getting back to Monday uploads, and no injustice this week.
Happy Birthday Ben, 366 Random Acts of Kindness, National Safe Digging Month, Johnny Depp keeps it tight, gazing with Braco, lawn pride and lustful gardening, Seth's choking dreams, Jonathan dies an Italian hero, Chinese Product Recalls, a shit-faced police force, help wanted at Delta Airlines, Aaron Carter's After Career Tour, The Dinosaur Scraggilers, Boy Scout Merit Badges, Narc Scout Masters, The 2014 Honda Vacuum Cleaner, missing bioterror agents, places to get a drink in Barnsdall OK, escaping from prison in Kentucky, angry online rants, UYD's Cancelled Television Show of the Week, and Jonathan visits Beverly Hills.
A year in eps, Seth's pleurisy, Jonathan's 76 year old lungs, The Dust Bowl, National American Red Cross Month, dipping into drug-themed Dragnet's, untraining drug sniffing dogs, USA Today Snapshots, Nik Wallenda ups the stakes, UYD in LIVE in Denver, being banned from all libraries on the face of the earth, The Real World: Portland, The Playboy Advisor, trying to get COPS off the air, trying to get To Catch A Predator back on the air, the average cost of an American wedding, 60 Years of Peeps, Seth's Mailbox Money, preparing for April Fool's Day, the 1st gay couple married in Michigan, using Facebook to ID criminals, the real date for Earth Day, UYD's Cancelled Television Show of the Week, prepping for active shooter situations, attractions for your enemy's mate, and a nationwide shortage of honeybees.
Seth sleeps it off, young drowsy drivers, hologram-ic alligator driving, over-sensitive teeth, Juice ATMs, the start of Earth Day, the easiest way to get into a club, Ryan Kwanten gets rejected, The Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport Food Court, Brohamer-Swackhamer, Here Come The Brides, Cocaine and Blue Eyes, UYD's Cancelled TV Show of the Week, Speed pranks, National Noodle Month, racist diets, The Benjamin Pillow Menu, Peruvian kidnappings, trapped in your own brain, eating fish in Idaho, liquid meals, Threat-Fire, The 2013 Xtreme Eating Awards, Dear Jonathan, the hassle of voice mails, and losing a year of your life with UYD.
Fuck Havasu, National Foot Health Month, Jonathan gets (legally) served, a vortex of NB Jas, Seth gets a 3D TV, pegleg pedophiles, Remote Administration Tools, Wrigley's Kid-Killing Gum, The American Muscle Car Driving Experience, talking to your kids about alcohol, Gay Ski Week, The Moonshine Festival, COPS Reloaded, Methbusters, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, vag billboards, the biggest complaints of airline travel, The Peed-Surgeon, UYD's Cancelled Television Show of the Week, Hyper Masculine Images, a prescription for Playboy, bass fishing in schools, retrofitting fire station ladders, Dear Jonathan, Terracotta Brewery, Arizona balloon waste, the effects of hugs, The Year of Alabama Food, getting to the bottom of Mind's Eye The Horse, and Jonathan eats food from New Orleans.
UYD: The ladder is the fucking hose.
Complimenting Jonathan's hair, Michael Jordon, becoming Adam Levine, Mark Wahlberg Water, stroking is genius, USA Today Snapshots, harv those lungs, hair salon word play, peppering in movie quotes, C. Everett Koop's Obituary, Pedoscopes, putting inmates to work, UYD behind bars, barrel forward/scream back, National Flour Month, Bon Jovi's "'sup Now?", Ask Jonathan, sleep texting, UYD's Cancelled Cop Show of the Week, 3 Doors Down from State Fair, shitty showers, black box event data recorders, polluting backyard grills, in demand quinoa, Wicked Single, and Happy Hawaiians vs The Herda Hadda. Just be cool and get your act together.
UYD: Hard water, soft pressure.
Shooting bald eagles, how will you use your tax refund?, writing off beverages, gas got real, revisiting the divorce of Nick and Jessica, pre-plasma, National Feminine Improvement Month, you can't go deep undercover with a Facebook page, the odds of dying in America, what's the deal with hydrating?, The Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name Brag Board, reunited in aggression, UYD's Cancelled TV Show of the Week, Game of MRI's, what's trending on myspace, white dudes exposing themselves, what to do in an active shooting situation, Official State Firearms, what to look for in home listings, Seth visits Adam Levine's installation, closeness in the doing, pussy prints in prison, and do worms have parents? Check it and follow.
Happy Valentine's Day, UYD 360, National Bake For Family Fun Month, synchronized ice skating, it's a G'nR sitch in the cat world, Methadone Moonshine and a Z-Bar, Boston's Finest, finalizing a UYD slogan, Snack News, take it sleazy, Pie Flavor Favorites, Mind's Eyes, Mea Maxima Culpa, topless twins meditation, uncovering ancient text, Premier Martial Arts of Decatur AL, nudity and dipping sauces, when graying riders go down, the world's biggest Lucan fan, eCasinos, One McWorld One McDream, World of Coca Cola, All My Babies' Mommas, Gypsy Sisters, watching The Wire in Hawaii, hash explosions, National Cornbread Festival, and can you snort crack?
UYD: Less Dorito-y.
7 years to get your bearings. The Peterbilt 359, Jonathan gets short shrifted, who gets your eBooks when you die?, the end of Saturday mail, a cowardly jewel thief, Sam Champion and Josh Elliott, Adam Levine's fragrance, Seth's TV Picks, National Human Relations Month, Seth gives away all of his dolls, criminals cannot donate their organs, the most Instagrammed places in the world, purchasing smart phone insurance, dyed diesel, the chili pepper genome, capsicum chinense, updating the Budweiser sign, invasive bullfrogs, Dear Jonathan, do Asians be troughin'?, preparing for a vegan game changer, and eat a Himalayan lunch this week.
Goodbye January, No Pill Week, don't fuck up Valentine's Day, orangutan birth control, a human bridge to the moon, sleeper waves, The Sandwich Generation, turning a box into a plate, National Bird Feeding Month, a lush garden is a bird filled garden, 2013 Hooters Girl of the Year, my boss is a Jewish carpenter, racist European soccer fans, Seth's TV problems, God on the field, baseball yarmulkas, Loberace, Country Cruising, Nephew Kracker, 16 sets of twins, unmanned speed cameras in Elmwood OH, dancing virtual humanoids, The Media Butterfly Effect, Countless in Seattle, Dear Jonathan, meals for Mars, Jonathan watches Dish Nation, and preparing for UYD's/Jennifer Aniston's Birthday.
