August 14th 2014
Jeff Tweedy's rider, Quality Cabs, the wind in your hair and the bear on your face, USA Today Snapshots, the legality of tipping, Garth Brooks in the 'Bu, bans on snowboarding, Bystander Awareness Month, a heated race of misinformation, an inbox of potential mates, bringing the laughter and love for free, teen driving news, Seth's International Mailbox Money, Scorpion W2, Ask Jonathan, this episode dedicated to Jimmy Mac from the Bronx, if it's on the plate it's in your stomach, new state fair foods, religion and alcohol and violence, unleash the "best" within, Million Dollar Listings: LA, no clear way on how to brush your teeth, The Colgate Street Team, You're Only Young Once, hacking jet planes, it's hard to say "no" to that sweet dough, Seth watches War Games, new-tech popcorn, 5 Stars for this show, and Seth's shredded jeans.
July 31st 2014
A safe place to bump it, expound and expunge, how to force a person sober with Scientology, USA Today Snapshots, back to school savings, "My dad Seth does it...", The Choking Game, Seth Brother / Breath Brother, from Hot Mama to Evereve, the Halloween Creep has begun, Labor Day costumes, Seth locks eyes with Jerry Jones, Utopia, National Breastfeeding Month, Porn Sniffing Dogs, hyperlocal apps, underpaid handymen, more absurdity from Hollywood Game Night, Playgirl '87, bennies and greenies, Elvis Week, NDG: Natural Drinking Groups, Ask Jonathan, keep your baby off my internet, Small Pox and Danishes, dropping boats out of planes, Uhh Yeah Séance, it's tough to find a DQ, whipping shirts at John Mulaney, and Happy Birthday Jonathan.
July 24th 2014
Back in the studio, This Is How We Roll / Cruise, sexy and incompetent on FaceBook, keeping up on your Model Mayhem profile, The Nike 360 Glove, the return of football, the return of The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, the end of Kobe / Jeter / Mötley Crüe, Zappa signed Cooper, petty hack crimes, looking back on Woodstock 2, talking about Howard Stern, The Rocky Musical vs The 2pac Musical, Scott Foley on Hollywood Game Night, job stopping hand tattoos, USA Today Snapshots, not knowing your co-worker's names, no docs for Van Halen, National Cord Blood Awareness Month, The Hypnosis Motivation Institute, don't try to boost low self esteem, live greyhound racing, arson rackets, arson registries, SOY Signs, and cruise through to 50.
July 12th 2014
Live from Chicago, IL, Spam Muscle Milk, Build-Your-Own Potini Bar, sweet young gains, Father-Son Push-Up Contests, Hollywood Game Night, Door-to-Door Dropouts, Jonathan's Jam Band, UYD's Cancelled TV Show of the Week, the heavy hours on Tinder, Transformers 4-D, new episode of True Life, watching your mom take a cumshot, Ask Jonathan, fuck you Brain Games, the cost of weddings, dating website user names, being left alone with your thoughts, free trophies from Powell High School, South Korean UYD Fan Letters, K-Font, the disgusting state of US beaches, stasis motherfucker, 1986 Playboy, Jonathan's first phone sex experience, Seth Clips Vol. 19, Harry Potter turns into Don Draper, apps for schizophrenics, McD Ordering, saying goodbye to Mötley Crüe, National Herbal Prescription Interaction Awareness Month, Malört, and the deafening sounds of summer.
June 22nd 2014
Live from San Francisco CA, Uhh Yeah Dad, Chinese Product Recalls, People Behaving Badly, liking more means doing more, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, Bobble Men, The Wold Championships of Horseshoes, Jonathan joins a bowling league, Ask Jonathan, ant sperm bundles, getting snatched up at the gay pride festival, people only watch 17 channels, the summer movies of 1984, preparing for the NWA Movie, Hip Hop / Country Song of the Week, legal lane splitting, the most stolen motorcycles, Who's Mommin' Harder - Florida Edition, National Home Ownership Month, National Effective Communications Month, throwback diseases, rats running on meth, get there quicker - die at the same time, USA Today Snapshots, new gigantic baseball helmets, The Gay Games, is Seth gay?, the WorldstarHipHop comment section, touchless toilets, Tylenol and prostitutes, Super Lice, Derek Garcia Larroquette, and Jonathan kicks it in the park.
UYD: Eggs on your head.
June 21st 2014
Live from Portland OR, UYV's, Seth visits Magic Garden, The Summer Concert Report, preparing for The Eagles / Mötley Crüe, Portland Craigslist Posts, 2014 Power Bottoms, in the midst of summer, Sexual Trauma Offense Prevention, National Rose Month and National Dairy Alternatives Month, $4 per hour Parking, Nuisance Species, Jonathan's Alumni Letters, Seth Kokopelli, The Cock-Fighting Princess, no lights for the solstice, Secret Shopper Scams, counting down to COPS, Pogoist / Bull Rider / Gay Porn Actor, $43,000,000 chicken, $13,405.50 DJ school, What The Festival, The American Customer Satisfaction Index, Seth reviews McDonald's Seasoned Fries, USA Today Snapshots, The American Cash Awards, Ask Jonathan, talk to Dom, The Greatest Food-Recognizer of All Time, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, defining Tennessee Whiskey, not paying for the Hot Air Balloon Festival, sleeping whilst driving, and Boobs / Booze / Food.
June 15th 2014
Volcanic Shock Radio, a countdown to destiny, Miss Louisiana talks terrorism, I've grown to lovin' it, skipping Season 1, The Pool Master, headed back to MySpace, USA Today Snapshots, S.A.D.D., The Junior Firefighter Camp, Bully Victims, A 2nd Tier Civilization of Dupe Life, Harry made it in, don't leave your kids in the whip, National Rebuild Your Life Month, WNBALGBT, the hard come-down of Celebrity Baseball, what a weird dumb life, a double dip of UYD's Junk Food of the Week, the legal limit of DEET, Ask Jonathan, The First Legal Commercial Drone Flight, fake Kickstarters, Car Jack City, broken service dogs, vapor candy, the first day of summer, and Pimp Your Page.
June 5th 2014
Will humans ever be able to ride the world's tallest waterslide?, Hell's Potato, the return of What Would You Do?, don't bet against your baby, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan assists his father, Candle Store Fuck Palace, National Rivers Month, Seth's addiction to Hollywood Game Night, ATV's for Anglers Killers and Lovers, The Gambler's Fallacy, The Loser Larroquette Fallacy, Cirque du Soleil and Avatar, nothing good happened in 2008, The Last Great Decade, Ask Jonathan, Ask Amy Live, alcoholic mice, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, a lifetime of solvent fumes, the binding arbitration of Cheerios, net neutrality gone mad, the end of Facebook, people's illegible handwriting, Harry Caray's expense reports, Jonathan's cursive doodles, and homeless graphomania.
May 27th 2014
A 420 Edition of Horse / Weed / Mind's Eye, 20,000 times sweeter than sugar, Leg Up - Blast Your Shit, the legality of the world's tallest waterside, blindfolded skydiving, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, Amy's gotta go, Jonathan and The Hot Doctor, infant sleep machines, Mekhi Phifer on Hollywood Game Night, National Burger Month, states with the highest smoking rates, our crops are crap, EDM and Jam collides, Kandi Ravers, Mustache Mondays, Gay Arrested, 7 Million artificial knees, pre-crastinate doesn't exist, old enough to kill but not to drink, Best Selling Beers of 2013, predictions for the future, UYD' Junk Food of the Week, The Playboy Advisor, trapped in the world of Skinamax, high school yearbook photos with your baby, and getting drunk for 421.
UYD: Weak heart, big dick.
May 15th 2014
Smoother younger voices, "Fuck Yeah Oprah", the most enviable celebrity couple's hair, more crazy answers from Hollywood Game Night, pilot crashes into his own house, National Arthritis Awareness Month, The Top Baby Names of 2013, Jace/Jase/Jayce, Death Wish or Virgin Megastore?, Deep Math Thomas Larroquette, meth heads and copper theft, Ask Jonathan, "What's up, Tea?", cash is king, debit cards for homeless, pesticide covered produce, The Butt Grabber, being displeased by your campus experience, Dexter dreads for you, pro-boarding school, The Headshot Truck, Spotlight: "Wednesday Again", Seth's Mailbox Money, live tweeting prostitution busts, To Peed or Not To Peed, Dr. Wikipedia, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, UYD's Train Tour, 420 is upon us, and publicly shame someone.
May 6th 2014
A very special substitute guest, preparing for another mini UYD Live Tour, could you take Willie Nelson in a fight?, Beef Month, Mad Cow and Anthrax are still poppin', The Peanut Butter Landfill, it always comes down to leaky oils, The Pillsbury Bake Off, Boo B. Trap, a grip of 100 year olds, Caught In A Bad Romance, Ask Jonathan, you need to smile more while performing, USA Today Snapshots, Wedding Proposal FAILS, Adam Sandler is above the law, olds lying awake at night, Good Luck Gropes, olds with HIV behind the wheel, a heroin epidemic, the deep web for back in the day, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, on-mic edible eating, preparing for Cheech and/or Chong, WEEEN, and be wary of huggers carrying Bibles.
April 28th 2014
Essentially May, Seth searches for his Summer Song, Cinco de Mother's Day, extreme embalming, Ask Jonathan, 8 year old hood life, 100 year old high dropout, National Fitness Month, Kevin Sorbo sells his marriage, 40 year old army recruits, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, The Wanderlust Yoga Festival, UYD Live in Portland / San Francisco / Chicago, USA Today Snapshots, brick and mortar bikini car washes, the cost of attending a wedding, Solomon The Healer, fungal manicures, cyber workout coaches, bonding with your depressed dads, mostly straights and their bone density, Seth Clips Vol. 18, and we're on our way.
April 22nd 2014
Early morning A.M. sesh, a Comedic Coast To Coast, Violin Taste Tests, taking your apple game to the next level, a season of music festivals, Uncle Kid and The Joe C Hologram, USA Today Snapshots, a box of socks, UYD's Junkfood of The Week, lizard heads don't hurt, McBusiness Expenses, Ask Jonathan, freak deers, The International Pizza Expo, writing your own obit, grandpa's tribute cookies, malevolent conspiracy theories, National Facial Protection Month, drug addicted doctors, the over involvement of cell phone use in day-to-day activities, National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day, August 29th 2021, don't phone it in when I'm stalking you. and restocking baby soft tees.
UYD: 9 out of 10 things suck.
April 10th 2014
Lil' Compton, National Volunteer Month, Battlefield 4 User Names, frustrating video games, Easter 420, preparing for Earth Day, jumping on the wagon, USA Today Snapshots, Country Music's Best New Artist of the Year, Las Vegas gets all your money, $10 on 18, making eye contact with your cereal box, define your divine feminine, what did the Quaids do to Seth?, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, Josh Elliot: Intolerant Hate-monger, David Strathairn and Michael Strahan, throwing away school lunches, rogue volunteers, The Breakfast Burrito Byway, The John Hancock Tilting Observatory, Dr. Zevia, reconstructing mind faces, 5 years from Blade Runner, The Playboy Advisor, buds with bennies, piss and chlorine don't mix, hyena wolf-dogs, all new UYD cartoon, and #staystrongmyking .
March 27th 2014
Beggars can't be choosers, a new Faces of Meth, soldiers understand what's legal, Sanjay keeps it real, the world's craziest water slide, Seth rides The Mummy, National STD Awareness Month, The Great New Orleans 1830 Rash Outbreak, being Coachella-ready with your beach body, hetero-friendly pool parties, USA Today Snapshots, Ask Jonathan, unattributed quotes, UYD Junk Food of the Week, calling together your star-family, Sikh Life, digging up Native American bones, Wall Street won, jumping the gun on April Fool's, living perpetually in the middle school principal's office, The Cub's team psychologist, coaches in uniform, the first 4D Movie Theater in the US, predictions on the internet, JPL@AOL.com, the problem with anthropomorphic animals, saying "hey" on the social media sites, you need multiple Jeff's, and don't spread yourself to thin but don't rest on your laurels.
March 23rd 2014
A little quiet in the studio, Vanessa Hudgens prepares for Coachella, Amir prepares for South American heat, Rivers Romo, The Overprotected Kid, 30,000 year old viruses, Earth Coughs, $21,600,000,000 worth of pet food, a drastic decline in bank robberies, USA Today Snapshots, recreating Gravity on an airplane, UYD's Junk Food of the Week, racist genetics, new travel tech, heavy in the toiletry department, cactus laser face-melters, Jonathan visits Doug Stanhope, donating Prom dresses, Purity Balls, no more free bread, Friends With Better Lives, getting your Delfino's in a row, one and done for Breaking Boston, The Half-Lifetime Achievement Award for Mark Wahlberg, seeing Johnny Drama live, National Welding Month, Rent-A-Pussy, a rise in home births, Seth as a young James Woods / John Larroquette / Errol Flynn, relaxing the Target dress code, and becoming poor makes you unhappy forever.
March 8th 2014
Live from The 9:30 Club in Washington DC, 50 states and a dope ass district, new fitness tech, Weed / Bulls / Bowling Balls, International Women's Day, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan's outdoor painting class, new food mashups for 2014, USA has always had bananas, suicide text lines, Hip Hop and Country, Ask Jonathan, banning the D, 96 Gallon Super Cans, 40 Years of Kings Dominion, violent felons roaming undetected, The Annual Madness of Daylight Savings, Dr. Huxtable drugs women, talking shit about Seinfeld, National Cheerleading Safety Month, The High School Party Police, talking about RomComs can save your marriage, baby boys prefer girly toys over stoves, Malibu Vagina Barbie, stressful placentas, and UYD rebirthed.
UYD: Humans and dolls. Cars and stoves.
March 7th 2014
Up close and personal from The World Cafe Live in Philadelphia, the internet is for cats / bots / Albanian teens, nefarious nudes, Rocky: The Musical, silent thermometers, broken baby wrists, local Craigslist ads, frat-tantric, the problems with antacids, Ask Jonathan, walking in on your parents multiple times, women's preferences for mates whilst ovulating, Weed / Bulls / Mind's Eye, the most religious states, Hip Hop and Country, the relationships of texting, the ethics of experiments, females have better brains, shopping cart injuries, Floridian pharmacies, eating in NY, USA Today Snapshots, trapping systems for effective hog control, National Credit Education Month, Global Warming crime sprees, The National Day of Unplugging, Jonathan's vow of silence, and UYD Merch is back and better than ever.
March 6th 2014
Live in 3D from The Gramercy Theatre in New York, missing the LA Marathon, The Well Being Index, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, touching men's boxer shorts, the ultimate reward, LIB Dreams, Bands / Bulls / Mind's Eye, Scam of the Year, The Playboy Advisor, Breaking Boston, Hip Hop and Country, more crazy answers on Hollywood Game Night, The Upskirt Sting, no filming COPS in New Mexico, NY skin infections, all the greats us guitar tuning apps, sexist Wi-Fi grills, high-tech toothbrushes, circling back to Miley, Jonathan VS The AccuPop Microwave, no more bathtubs, National Caffeine Awareness Month, saving your television from a burning building, three parent babies, 120,000 letters destroyed, bouncing a check to George, who's eligible for bereavement fares, learning how to huff in school, USA Today Snapshots, and some light snake handling.
February 27th 2014
Live at Largo in Los Angeles, National Umbrella Month, the dirt of Verde Valley, converting students from stoners to trippers, USA Today Snapshots, Minnie Driver in Parade Magazine, the continuing career of David Walton, being too old to date older women, the best jobs for 2014, Adultropology, the top Zodiac signs for cheaters, a daily dirty purge, sticking to your rigid schedge, returning to Craigslist, "You had me at 'clouds'", a twink with attitude, online dating jargon, Shamrock Shake concentrate, Jonathan goes to McDonalds, The Playboy Advisor, Chinese Product Recalls, sleeping Seth, Jonathan hits the pavement, Weed/Bowling Ball/Mind's Eye, Casket Kiosks, crowd funded science, beautiful (but sad) music, cray cray for Liam Neeson, stinky little boy feet, Jonathan goes to Dominos, Seth tries to get guacamole, spiking Whole Foods soups, on-the-go legal apps, Jonathan: The Notary, eating Cinnabon air, 8 years of podcasting breaks the internet, and preparing for UYD's east coast road trip,
February 20th 2014
The nation is my studio, Seinfeld still can't figure out cellphones, USA Today Snapshots, The Top Selling Vehicles, VO Battles, spanking children in schools, keeping up on your app game, anonymous cutting, plotting out meals, $100 fine for vehicular manslaughter, Senator Grandma, preparing for Barb Wire, the first male students of Chatham University, Unmanned Vehicle University, Jonathan goes to the pawn shop, Ask Jonathan, CTV: Cute Trim and Vivacious, The Reminiscence Bump, Bi-bi Annual Steve Brule, The Dinah, viewing The White Party from a distance, National "An Affair To Remember" Month, no one has seen RoboCop, packs of wild Chihuahuas, being lonely will kill you, hospital bats, World Rabies Day, melting the snow for UYD on the east coast, and snatching up hot domain names.
February 13th 2014
Palpable energy, "I fucking murdered Havasu!", traveling abroad for Spring Break, bigger tits for the Morton Salt Girl, The Death Master File, poaching weird shit off of dead relatives, math nerd Kelly Norton's Most Pleasant Places To Live, no more Polaroiding outfits, The Cuddle Crew, The Kidnap Crew, Operation: Be Mine, Channel Chi-Mo, National Nutrition Month, you make it - we eat it, Cart Life and other alternative games, Grand Theft Rapist, Nightlight Toilets and Pee Glory Holes, USA Today Snapshots, The Top pays, Ask Jonathan, "What's your experience with MILFs?", the stress levels of today's teens, PillCam, The Colonoscopy Narc, depriving shit to pop off the senses, you're not allowed to say San Fran, and transitioning into the 9th year.
February 6th 2014
Speech classes at Emerson College, more amazing answers on Hollywood Game Night, The Kitten Bowl, USA Today Snapshots, Marky LaBeouf and his funky Transformers, sweet dog/bad cop, too weak to laugh, uyd.sexy.guru.us.us , The NAMM Show, Ask Jonathan, Grandparents Raising Grandchildren Day, turquoise makes people horny, Qua Water, Blood Avocados, hot water waste, taping your garbage to the walls, gays on steroids, gynecologists for men, The New Porn Capital of the World, back to school with Franco, drug related injuries on the rise, the Europe of the Northeast, The Magic Man, and Happy 8 Years of UYD.
January 31st 2014
High frequencies dying in your ear, a blessing for the internet, a tranny and Dan Fielding, USA Today Snapshots, photoshopping Rasta belts, you can't burn the internet, National Pet Dental Health Month, chocolate toothpaste, firefighters with firearms, semi-automatic non-lethal taser rifles, Class Action Rebates, Potato Chip Millionaires, lobster chips, pesto chipotle, Healthy Pharms in Haverhill, amazing answers on Hollywood Game Night, I'm a Bowl Man, 12 year olds with guns, the cars that sexy people drive, defensive acceleration, banning mystics and soothsayers, The Male Psychic Hotline, a shortage of saline bags, Farmer's Fridge, virtual hotel keys, Ask Jonathan, shooting guns and eating popcorn, a handful of tickets still left for select UYD shows, and turning the corner on Fitty,
January 23rd 2014
Formula 404, The Eagles close out the re-opening of The Forum, unlocking your life force with reflexology, we need more readings and healings, USA Today Snapshots, taking dick-pics of your balls, The Best Screenplays of The Hollywood Blacklist, Jonathan watches New Jack City, anti-snooze movies, National Black History Month, remembering Flo-Jo, 12-1/2 years to build The One World Trade Center, The Silverado Hate Crime, Meth Lab Cleanup LLC, John Wayne did it right here, Jelly Belly Beer, saying goodbye to Bushwacker, the Cody's of PBR, digitally removed condoms, The White Girl Twerk Cypher, studying the social skills of cocaine addicts, The 85 Richest People in the World, putting an end to conjugal visits, UYD Prison Totes, sex offender notifications on Facebook, Ask Jonathan, The Domestic Health Department, tickets are still available for UYD Live, TSA/USPS loves to steal, medical research cock fighting, and using UYD for your one prison call.
January 17th 2014
Rainbow crosswalks, WeHo for straights, the final days of Leno, not that brown recluse, USA Today Snapshots, The Alcoholic Parent's Podcast, Sleep IQ Technology, partying down south, Racist Broadway, wart removal fires, DH in HD, US Ginseng, National Braille Literacy Month, Yakima Washington doesn't keep it real, mixing up your children's names, is Taylor Kinney a dumb hunk?, cheating on your Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Tests, thank you for your honorability, SoCal Theme Park Injuries, going whale watching on your birthday, 23 lightning deaths, Ask Jonathan, tickets going fast for UYD Live, and passing along your 401k.
January 9th 2014
Ask Jonathan, forgotten birthdays leads to gayness, National Soup Month, 3 billion new babies, The Burrito Box, The Tarot Truck, Happy B-Day UYD, what's up with juice?, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's Salmon, Thank You Paste Magazine, Thank You This Year Collection, get your tickets for UYD LIVE, Sandler will eventually come to an end, The Springfield Party Shelter, basketball sensors, stick to the fundamentals, subtle racism, cheeky racism, airline tranquilizers, steam liners to Europe, no more birth announcements in newspapers, The Montessori-Romatelli Home School Program, The Fluoridated Water of Kentucky, delivering good news vs. bad news, circulating the existence of this podcast, laughing is so much better than being dead, The City of Brotherly Shove, The MC Serch Talk Show, and two strange men sharing a drink.
January 2nd 2014
Everything is legal, UYD Live in the New Year, 11 issues of Playboy, gauging the gait of her gams, your daughters need Neeson Training, New California Laws for 2014, trusting your spirit, Page 93 of Tax Form 1040, performing sexual favors for other countries, National Hobby Month, whittling wizards and puzzle putting, The 6 Worst States To Drive In, Brain Tricks, losing the first day of the year, Narcan Nasal Spray, the taser has replaced the club, "I traveled too much…", The Biggest Home Television, The Biggest Price Is Right Winner, USA Today Snapshots, backing up your dick pics, getting angry at iTunes, Desi Loves Smoking (IN COLOR), X-Rated Hypnotism, on the cusp of lunacy, feeling bad for the wings, no J's on the mountain, gift card landfills, The Seed Paste Code of 2014, stop recycling, Dirty Water TV, real life Ladybugs, finding out what Juwanna Mann is all about, and a week of breathing.
December 19th 2013
Bump it every hundred, the bi-annual sex of the year, three sequels to Titanic, going to movie theaters in 2018, identity theft for all, thieving yourself, no insurance for tender lungs, phasing out the light bulb, Macklemore & Sons, never go back to bells, USA Today Snapshots, driving is for driving, a Sunday with Mark Wahlberg, you can't judge a book by it's hard green cover, snorting your dog's pain meds, thanking the UYD Moms, reformulating antibacterial soaps, Dear Jonathan, NA: Nice Augmentation, preparing for 8 years of UYD, UYD Live at LA, UYD Live in NY, UYD Live in Philly, UYD Live in DC, Helmet Tech, hot water hand washing, a fivefold extension of the nematode, National Food Service Safety Month, who needs to moonwalk?, hearing heights and ear witnesses, and 2014 for life.
December 12th 2013
Thursday The 12th, renting a black cat, good bye 300's, top nicknames for Pep Pep, Glam-ma, Uhh Yeah Grand-Dude, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, USA Today Snapshots, the trickiest tongue twister, Sci-Ti Christmas Parade, sleep related athletic advantage, Exploding Head Syndrome, causing a shit show in Kramer's house, The 2014 AVN Awards, being aware of your tranny surroundings, police not wearing their seatbelt, To Creep and To Bang, preparing for reefer madness in Colorado, WARNING: You might become ODB, Ask Jonathan, Bare Bottom Discipline Support, wheel chair deer hunting, gut level marriage studies, 2014 calendar theft, glory-cast, Vegan Junkies, and preparing of the best year ever. Happy The One.
December 4th 2013
The final days of Sam Champion, coining Cyber-Monday, Egg Wars, National Tie Month, Gift Guide Season, disposing of e-cigs, venti-garbage, zombie blue bots, the scent of happiness, 1985 prices in East Hollywood, Bait Dogs, The Playboy Advisor, gays love smokes, straight poppers, 100 Austin actors slicing the pie, recreational opioid users, everyone's a junkie, decreased in-home vision, "My dad started Acuvue contacts…", getting Martianed out, declining Dreyfuss, points on Chaka, the best of both lucks, the astonishing 80's, Avicii peaks at #4, stolen cars in Sioux Falls, more stuff means less, a lot of cheatin' and a lot of M&M's, grown men giving up video games, the pre-Christmas death toll, getting raunchy on the deep-web, preparing for 400, the difference between excellence and everything else, and get off of my journey.
UYD: On the precipice of stardust.
November 21st 2013
Drag Stars At Sea, USA Today Snapshots, the sliding scale of hotness of auto show girls, Ask Jonathan, you're dead to us David, The Laureate Cypher, The Hard Rock Park, KISS everything, visiting the slaughterhouse, thirsty deer chasing tail across the road, Michael Jackson at Dave's Laser, the future of airport congestion, I need a Nam pilot, RV vs. flying, crying flight attendants, The Pop Warner Superbowl, The Shrimpkin League, The First Concussion League, National Football Laureate, a bountiful crop of Christmas trees, National Healthy Skin and Skin Care Month, they're harving you, Skype it to my stomach box, The Parent Chat App, a culture of honor, school bus tech be slippin', and hot overtime gun talk.
November 14th 2013
Coreyography doesn't rock the nation, National Runaway Prevention and Homeless Youth Awareness Month, Flapjack Monty, the nudes of Greg Lauren, USA Today Snapshots, giving up the ghost, internet on the road, the best driver by default, The 2014 People's Choice Awards, January 8th birthdays, when the aliens come for Channing Tatum, Honda's Mean Mower, staying at the Chateau Marmont, bread for millennials, never eating at Arby's, racist hamburger buns, VINEMobile, funding and friendship, Jeff Bezos's deadbeat bike dad, The Church of UYD, The Gaze Monster, Demons In the Infield, ATFE, Christina Aguilera's bigger body, misplaced stolen cars, keeping lice in our schools, we need more domestic spies, degenerate gambling in the comfort of your own home, the exorcism of the shame box, and every kiss begins with Kay...
November 2nd 2013
Live from Dallas TX, The Texas Power Bottom, talkin' bout the TSA, battling autopsy photos, who's getting divorced?, talkin' bout Hertz Rent-a-Car, LSD loaves, spiking the OJ, you only get one whilst hiking, Gingerbread Season, Jonathan's sage party, Zohydro, counting down to Christmas, a Holiday Screenwriting Collective, The Husband She Met Online, selling flowers from graveyards, Courtney Loves Dallas, staying high in Utah prisons, National Philanthropy Month, running out of months, Ask Jonathan, three different types of Greys, bad fashion has lead us to domestic terrorism, splitting a birthday fish, researching ex-lovers on the internet, fitness trends for 2014, talkin' bout TMZ, USA Today Snapshots, once a fatty always a fatty, recognizing bodies, looking at much-less curvaceous women's bodies, butterfly planes, Jonathan's Van Conversions, this is how you swaddle, quitting smoking on Mondays, David Blaine blows celebrity minds, Seth goes to a Cowboys game, and trying to avoid the triangulation.
October 23rd 2013
Sweeping OW's attempt under the rug, The Playboy Advisor, a gateway fetish, National Vegan Month, USA Today Snapshots, The Dice Man on Arsenio vs. Larry The Cable Guy on Leno, The #1 Ski Resort, seizure snowboarding, Bait Tortilla, Emilio Estevez vs. Cuba Gooding Jr., The Navajo dub of Sǫʼ Baaʼ, coyote graveyard attack, $14 bucks 99, born to be bleak, Eddie Vedder attacks, Chasing Nashville, Seth Presley, pizza in the 50's, Kanye-fiche, mutual hack sessions, thinking about Reese Witherspoon, cutting J-Dawg Sr. out of JFK, Larry The Cable Guy's "charity", and fresh/hot podcasting is all anyone cares about.
October 17th 2013
Fah-breze or Feh-breze, pumpkin lotion, USA Today Snapshots, online beatboxing, QUILTBAG, contemporary swimsuit postcards, sweet men on the road, tipping your flight attendant, King of Arms, that sly Stallone, Liam Nesson takes it to the skies, your brain will never hurt you, the "death" of Ronald Opus, Hawaii Five-O Mad Libs, National Ergonomics Month, getting mad about Mad About You, having fun in Butte Montana, tanning harassment, Dad's T is nuts, Ask Jonathan, bedazzled batons, Bait Bike, Bait House, Bait Survey, men are more masculine on pen and paper, and taking care of your web-baby. Crouch lower and assess your situation.
October 10th 2013
Lighting candles for 392, Seth's fall foliage, National Pasta Month, the city's greatest gnocchi, new hundos, drop off your meds, the raw Christian power of KoЯn, holographic Jerry Garcia, signing The Dead, National Shut The Fuck Up Day, 20% of American eat this everyday, Uhh Yeah Bar, we should have never started the post game handshake, coping with embarrassing moments, The Psychological 911, Ask Jonathan, a powerful pumpkin harvest, Pepsi's aroma delivery system, Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, Pep-Pep's Haunted Mansion, Amir's Garage, slice their hands, The Rubber Hand Illusion, A Chuck E Cheese for mind games, the rogues of the solar system, live every week like it's Shark Week, canceling Hoarders and Intervention, and UYD's Bait Channel.
October 2nd 2013
A very masculine episode, reading about wood, Durango's bursting into flames, National Co-Op Month, flipping your icons, doubling the USB Today, reasons parents don't help with homework, reading writing and maths, getting your kid into the octagon, The Fun Young Guys do it live, Jonathan reads posts from the book, Jumbotrons from '96, hot industry speak, The Aussie Actor Illuminati, Insider Hating, 3 feet for cyclists, daddy cannot, the 1st Avatar, lighting campers on fire, Arizona's vicious wildlife, cats can't talk to bees, the repercussions of making eye contact, Ask Jonathan, you can't run away covered in rings, Smart911, never get the door, Gazillion Voices, listening to unfamiliar voices, seeing the emotions of episodes, Black Swan 2: 3D, taking to the WiFi, slow your roll and be careful this week.
Uhh Yeah Dude... Fuckin' A.
September 25th 2013
Jonathan loves the Grateful Dead, LGTBIQ, harvesting 2007, USA Today Snapshots, no more kisses, we're going to Napa bitches!, National Kitchen and Bath Month, Operation Black Veil II, the privates want what the privates want, Bait Deer, pepperin' in some Texan slang, the return of Criss Angel, Uber Bar Texas, they don't do font they way they used to, getting a parking ticket in your own driveway, Internet-Texas, last statements from death row, you gotta have poker arms, you can't bluff your way through chess, the fear of falling, it's like ass and sausage, Jonathan takes a tumble, everyday is someone's birthday, the billion dollar tablet initiative, a new UYD website and a new volume of Seth Clips, and preparing for a sweet sweet extra 60 minutes of comedy.
UYD: Regroup. Regrout.
September 18th 2013
Got a really good feeling about this episode, COPS is still COPS, National Yoga Month, slouching tigers and sleeping dragons, The Cygnus Cargo Spacecraft, eating food off the floor, Teen Kids News, who's Elvis?, slim pickens for Miss Alaska, President George Costanza, slim pickens for video rentals in Alaska, movies Seth and Jonathan haven't seen, sleeping at the ballpark, what to do in a hiking emergency, 16th Annual Gay Days, Disney Narcs, Male Butterball Hotliners, memorable turkey talk, Dodgers LGBT Night, feeling bad for Portia, new Alabama license plates, Snake Salvation, hot fall hues, 4 is a bold number, men with smaller testes make better fathers, 2 Chainz'z Cookbook, and UYD in space.
UYD: Small balls, great dads.
September 12th 2013
1975 Nails Magazine, a tip of the hat to Tippi Hedren, texting anti-social behaviors, National Tumor Awareness Month, the return of Arsenio Hall, Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't fuck with the internet, Jerky Boys Gone Wild, preparing for a very cold winter, professional casino games players, The Germ Falcon, The Dyson Toilet, The MacArthur Fellows, The Jim Carrey Way of Living, USA Today Snapshots, "Don't drive off the bridge, Dante...", don't serve scolding hot coffee to your baby, delirious anesthetic olds, "I don't want to walk... I want to chill.", Hawaiian avocados, depressed football fans, computer based GED Tests, more testin' - less talkin', and planning for the greatest Halloween costume ever.
UYD: Just test out.
September 4th 2013
Back to School, Back to Seth, the dangers of roofing, does FOX own Inner Circle?, local Super Bowl spots, that's a lot of Subways, you gotta get a gimmick, millennial shoppers, missing soy yogurt, preparing for daylight savings/UYD in Dallas, prison windows, road trip vs. flying, preparing for Seth's 25 Year High School Reunion, Uber NFL, can football players legally smoke weed?, a new Hooters logo, CEO J-Dawg, National Bourbon Heritage Month, The Soda Pop Burn, an elderly free fall, 99 Second Shopping Sprees at the .99 Cent Store, the best way to eat bananas and Tic Tacs, alcohol shout outs, are we all Martians?, GPS Goats, and dog boners on YouTube.
UYD: Cams Under The Chairs.
August 29th 2013
4:21, Grandmother Edition of Ask Jonathan, Capri Suns and 'za, foliage and 2014, National Hug A Texas Chef Month, UYDallas, Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots, Great Football Names, Ins and Outs, sign spinner tattoos, human to human brain signaling, cerebral organoids, full moon sleep habits, Jonathan's sleep habits, Miss Philippines USA, seeing is not believing, COPS on Spike TV, prison tablets, Seth keeps tabs on podcasts rankings, conjugal UYD fan visits, depression is rage turned inwards, posting up in a priest uniform, living in your own dreams, why do haters have to hate?, John Mayer gets you there, Carborgs, it all starts cyber, congrats to the Cowboys on their future Superbowl win. and get weird in Dallas.
UYD: We designed ourselves out of existence only to realize that we were designed in the first place.
August 21st 2013
It's all correct information, catfishing your own child, your daughter's first pager, gaining 25 lbs to be debt free, prisoners on hunger strikes, going to Iceland for Carnival, The World Peace Pilgrimage, National Immunization Month, The Cigarette and Fresh Juice Cleanse, the seasonal creep is upon us, unflushable wipes, A UYD/Playboy Advisor Collaboration, CFNM Days turn into CFNM Nights, infants don't fear the reaper, schools requiring uniforms on the rise, Jonathan gets discriminated against for being a man, group doctor visits, acting unattractively at work, The ER of Beers, Bart Simpson's Angel Juice, sham-boiling, the withdrawal method, UYDallas, a tsunami of good vibrations, and do you remember podcasting?
UYD: On the cusp of feeling close.
August 15th 2013
Back at it, Jonathan gets chewed alive, removing the mock turtleneck, weirdest places to snack, foods that pregnant women crave, The AARP Spelling Bee, National Family Meals Month, already back to school, the power of red, the return of Polyamory, when your lies take a turn, the return of Kid Cop, the Halloween Creep has begun, Robin Williams returns to television, switchblades are cool again, the right way to respond in a health emergency, The Seinfeld of Podcasts, taking toiletries from hotels, flexing that American muscle, expired wines, can they Catfish in Iceland?, how many people know?, the state of US roads, the ideal age to live, Ask Jonathan, and no more printed porn for our troops.
August 6th 2013
Episode 4 of Uhh Yeah Mom, free cupcakes for Marcia, 911 didn't exist when Seth was born, Lasik Eye Lies, 2013: The Year of The Student, Robo-Call complaints, olds with good eyes, Ask Marcia, the gentle soft fascination of the outdoors, Neglected Tropical Diseases, a brief synopsis of 50 Shades of Grey, sharing is caring, Seth crying on cue, The Wine Diaper, virtual assistants at the airport, annoying barking dogs are against the law, The Emmi-dent, USA Today Snapshots, the foods you eat whilst pregnant effect your child's stress levels, LaViv Wrinkle Filler, and a positive outlook for the future.
July 11th 2013
Maybe there is no Amy, Jonathan in Iceland, Teri loves drama, volunteer firefighters still carry beepers, The Couch Ordinance, fuck Jeff Daniels, Seth playing video games, the forefront of mobile banking, is texting as meaningful as talking?, the resumption of horse slaughter, Instant Racing, America's Cricket, Seth's TV Picks, folding a piece of paper more than 7 times, Jonathan watches Breaking Amish, bringing your workplace stress home with you, retiring the eTrade Baby, motorcycle madness, National UV Safety Month, perpetually peeling, and Dopamine eyes.
July 11th 2013
Feeling just fine, meet LA's new head coroner, 3 celebrity deaths, Jonathan goes to traffic court, women getting grifted at the auto shop, enhanced diamond grifts, chuckholes, Lil Compton, doubling The Mall of America, movie theaters in airports, Actors/Models/Talent for Christ, home brewing in all 50 states, keep your hands off my spice, Uhh Yeah Brews, Christopher Wiener steals a fake vagina, the goals of depression, disorganized spirit walking, celebrities making strawberry shortcake, UYD-NZ, National Pickle Month, Kooky Preggo Kraving Korner, describing levels of intoxication, the most American car ever made, Seth's TV Picks, ankle bracelets for all incoming male freshman, moving to New Zealand, and researching '92 to '96.
July 5th 2013
Re-Independent, stealing $2000 worth of your stuff, Democrats need to be liked, Riff Raff Vines, be aware of "The Back To School Creep", pilot season is year round, smuggle your booze, National Parks and Recreation Month, sue the state, Ask Jonathan, the sounds of gambling, J-Dawg Sr. at the slots, this ain't your daddy's mouth guard, The Ducks drop the Mighty, whom do you trust to prepare food?, dying out in a billion years, Run 4 Guns, escalator injuries in Duluth MN, ropes courses, Concealed Identity Traffic Enforcement Vehicles, we laugh so we don't cry, the lackluster return of What Would You Do?, Look At This Shithead, the catfish is in the building, you are being hunted right now, homies working on The Dance, and we need more old-timey men.
UYD: Watched. Recorded. Hunted.
June 26th 2013
UYD's new theme song, online Mormons, a lot of sexy rules, MCA: Maximum Cloaking Abilities, falling asleep on a motorcycle, Under the Sun 2013, remember the damned thing, Lorillard Tobacco Company, Georgia's first forensic sketch artist, how old will you be when you retire?, who got it worse from the catholic church?, quit spoofin' me, George Lucas discusses the future of films, Jonathan's watches Man of Steel, hockey/porn metrics, dogs checking the beach for human waste, toilet related injuries, Ask Jonathan, National Picnic Month, over-estimating what you know / under-estimating what you don't know = double trouble, going on record, Seth recaps the Daytime Emmys / prepares for the real Emmys, and a decline in Dippin' Dots.
UYD: $20 tips on $10 podcasts.
June 23rd 2013
Keep your mind sharp, National Iced Tea Month, canceling Polyamory, women worrying about becoming homeless, calling "samesies" at the Miss USA Pageant, UYD presents: Miss Alt USA, Kidz Bop 24, Starbucks price increases, fancy vacation coffee, sperm never forgets, old folks in Maine, hot PornHub fire, designated drunk drivers, speaking things into reality, The Bikini Basketball Association, Goodwill exploits it's disabled workers, oil rain, dreaming about your wife, sibling bullying, living vicariously through 80's movies, structurally deficient bridges, leave your reptiles in the car, watch out for carny peeds, Hooters: After Dark, loaded tots, and don't say "mail bomb".
June 13th 2013
A new retirement destination, with riffraff but not Riff Raff, showrooming, sethsbody.com, getting phone hacked, ESPN stops 3D TV, National Candy Month, new ticks from Pakistan, drug run-off in our water supplies, the death of the white man, making purchases you can't afford, birthday parties for olds, Common Core State Standards, forcing cursive on kids, Liberal Graffiti Arts, becoming an Army psychiatrist, Montana gets a 2nd area code, Denver's giant airport, Utah loves the internet, young Mormons roaming the streets of LA, cutting back trucker's hours, asleep on the shoulder again, derecho isn't a good name, people born on 9/11, your son is a shitty optometrist, Ray-Ban Presents: Seth Gets His Fucking Eyes Fixed, hate at first sight, Hyper Flesh, Bjork and Saget, the secret files of the Catholic church, Oy Vey Goy and the UYD Spin-offs.
June 8th 2013
Live from the Oriental Theater in Denver CO, small print for olds, Bon Jovi: Because We Can, half the year is over, elevate your situational awareness, The Denver Rescue Mission, The Spike Guys Choice Awards, the return of Hip Hop/Country, Ask Jonathan, Happy Birthday Kanye, Safetytat, Horse/Weed/Mind's Eye, National Make A Will Month, even sluts hate sluts, George Wendt on Celebrity Ghost Stories, the most ordered dessert items, AFV is still on the air, Archie heads to the big screen, Chinese Product Recalls, The E.T. Landfill, sleep deprived dudes get horned up, "Am I the dad that you need me to be?", we need more DEET, give it up for SC Johnson, Adam Levine tweets, artisanal popsicles, the white boy shit of Denver, and trying to solve the problem of human fear.
March 12th 2013
Fuck Havasu, National Foot Health Month, Jonathan gets (legally) served, a vortex of NB Jas, Seth gets a 3D TV, pegleg pedophiles, Remote Administration Tools, Wrigley's Kid-Killing Gum, The American Muscle Car Driving Experience, talking to your kids about alcohol, Gay Ski Week, The Moonshine Festival, COPS Reloaded, Methbusters, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, vag billboards, the biggest complaints of airline travel, The Peed-Surgeon, UYD's Cancelled Television Show of the Week, Hyper Masculine Images, a prescription for Playboy, bass fishing in schools, retrofitting fire station ladders, Dear Jonathan, Terracotta Brewery, Arizona balloon waste, the effects of hugs, The Year of Alabama Food, getting to the bottom of Mind's Eye The Horse, and Jonathan eats food from New Orleans.
UYD: The ladder is the fucking hose.
February 28th 2013
Complimenting Jonathan's hair, Michael Jordon, becoming Adam Levine, Mark Wahlberg Water, stroking is genius, USA Today Snapshots, harv those lungs, hair salon word play, peppering in movie quotes, C. Everett Koop's Obituary, Pedoscopes, putting inmates to work, UYD behind bars, barrel forward/scream back, National Flour Month, Bon Jovi's "'sup Now?", Ask Jonathan, sleep texting, UYD's Cancelled Cop Show of the Week, 3 Doors Down from State Fair, shitty showers, black box event data recorders, polluting backyard grills, in demand quinoa, Wicked Single, and Happy Hawaiians vs The Herda Hadda. Just be cool and get your act together.
UYD: Hard water, soft pressure.
February 21st 2013
Shooting bald eagles, how will you use your tax refund?, writing off beverages, gas got real, revisiting the divorce of Nick and Jessica, pre-plasma, National Feminine Improvement Month, you can't go deep undercover with a Facebook page, the odds of dying in America, what's the deal with hydrating?, The Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name Brag Board, reunited in aggression, UYD's Cancelled TV Show of the Week, Game of MRI's, what's trending on myspace, white dudes exposing themselves, what to do in an active shooting situation, Official State Firearms, what to look for in home listings, Seth visits Adam Levine's installation, closeness in the doing, pussy prints in prison, and do worms have parents? Check it and follow.
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