Flip the switch and it's on, the 2000's were all about having fun and cutting loose, New England foliage arrives in Hollywood, National Computer Learning Month, Seth's first computer, front/center airbags, wildly habit forming coffee addictions, Chipotle's Vegan Bacon Beans, The Cheesecake Factory is cruisin' for a bruisin', Houston's/Hillstone, totally awesome 80's overalls, Popeye's Chicken Spoons, United States of Dipping Sauces, cleaning your sponges, circadian percussionists, $60 to watch Tower Heist, $7,000,000,000 to celebrate Halloween, Uhh Yeah Food, working with a sex offender, "Make 'em blue...", free sperm donations at Starbucks, the racist word test, animation billionaires, can the new Jonah Hill still make you laugh?, Tom Sizemore's personal assistant, Steve Jobs loved Jagermeister, getting shady at the Genius Bar, Grand Theft Computer Auto and what if Mark Zuckerberg died?
It's Rock-tober/Shock-tober, Knott Very Scary Farms, miniature humans eating human-sized burritos, The 2011 State of the Vending Industry Report, Jah's Poutine Emporium, a big week for TV, UYD in the air, more Chinese product recalls, parents always pick a favorite child, Andy Rooney's 1097th appearance, Kate Bosworth: Murderer, National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, iPhone scales, sheep meat, new artisan pizzas, too old to egg, My Super Sweet Baby Shower, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, is Chris Gaines still alive?, bananas on the ice, there are currently 25 black hockey players, emotional bag check, 74 kids and counting, be gentle in spirit to one another and celebrity endorsement voice mails.
UYD: Humans excrete cumin.
Chick-chicka-chickaaaaa, flipping through a Playb's, Jimmy from Gigolos, Seth Clips Vol 11, Oct. 21st is the new end of the world, National Chicken Month, the In-N-Out of chicken chains, World Vegetarian Day, adermatoglyphia, the need for theft, switcharoo bonzai, Jerry Seinfeld chats up a 17 year old, Lil Wayne can get away with anything, southerners don't visit the dentist, fast/dilate at least once a year, Alac Baldwin's Comedy Kilimanjaro, we be having mad alcoholics, what was the first Meth doc?, 8 is the new 18, Dollywood's Wing Coaster, Disneyland's Gay Day, your boss is a clinical psychopath, Ben Affleck's other lover, nesting agreements, good bye Primatene Mist and fucking in the fire house.
If it feels good then it's probably good for you, get it twisted with Clif Kid, The Hanky Code does it again, 1 Trillion webpages, Archie gets heavy, Ivy League pubes, children watching porn, does Dr. Watson make house calls?, Superior Canal Evanescense, the early bird gets the Morgellon's worm, September is National Courtesy Month, guessing the total at Whole Foods, crazy young firsts, 65 cent magazines, memory/cognition men/women, missing the Target, the power of a low masculine voice, did Jesus make the putt?, sending Jacko to Dubai, kids can keep their shoes on, catching up with the Smoking Baby, the nation's peanut crops are in jeopardy, the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to Jonathan, going with a new nut butter, a massive pumpkin shortage this Halloween season, 2011 costumes, The Black Hat Hackers Convention, on that paper hide and get your moms to listen to the show this week. Please and thank you.
Nephisode 288 with Jernathan and Soth, Me so phonia, ear racism, the Chinese owned Dodgers, the fattest women in the world, Feeders & Fiances, doctors are covered in germs, 14 lbs of Flomax and no bra, Hip Hop/Country Song of the Week, FDS: Faux Digital Shutter, National Better Breakfast Month, America's Most Wanted is still catching dudes, TCAP Redemption, Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Justin Long caught laughing/slapping, the fastest highways in the country, what is a birthday?, National and Personal Mother's Days, the return of football, sending everything to 7-11, things Seth learned on the monsterweb, good call sugar alcohol, getting serious about cleaning up space junk, Contagion: The Dorm Years, shuffled calves, travel agents turn their back on Obama, cloning postal workers, CWA: Champion Weight Achievers and Twitpic the Moonshine.
UYD: A hatred of sound.
287 on an undercover cop. Seth's birthday month, back 2 school sales, big beefy boys, long live the Burger King, when Bird Man is alone, sewer snow at the Snowbowl, no more on-air chewing, fried bubblegum, walking tacos, transgender kids are red hot, 2 dudes, a vag and a pizza place, snuff using mothers, mouthwash gives you cancer, DJ Mad Radicals, your dry clothes are destroying the planet, The Burning Man Creep, uberfucking the Duggars and the Bates, defining family, National Baby Safety Month, camo diapers, thank your wank, The Tetris Effect, Metta World Peace, World B. Free, baby boomers on the net, soccer players hit by lightning, anything for a boner or to hit a home run, and a Lifetime with Bernie.
Coming together, speaking clearly and having fun. EP13 is wild, everything should be peer review, we are 1 of 6.5 million species... give or take a million, home masturbating in '93, porn's stronghold on the world, going back to stills, National Self-Improvement Month, no smoking on Pan Am, 1 in 5 relationships start online, you can't file a lawsuit on a 2nd date, fuck the incoming freshmen class, Behavior Detection Officers, the sovereign spaceman, party in the air, you don't need a driver's license to compete in NASCAR, driving drunk in Canada, getting grifted by Afghanistan jewelers, green passports, rich men can get their rape on, sleeping amongst the semen of four other men, $286,860 to raise a child, big bushes are back, foster teens living with sex offenders, face tattooing on the rise, appealing to Chinese visitors, fully employed drug addicts, Lesane Parish Crooks, Seth and Suge told me to and pronunciation is the twin brother of intonation.
Sweet time and sounds with friends, Vitamin C fortified tea, dropping the 10th Dan, National Family Fun Month, getting rid of recess, Chodeing Taintum Tweets, whilst away my Biffin's Bridge shall play, driving at 100, Ben Affleck's birthday curse, doctors getting away with murder, home hospitals, McDonald's on Yelp, the most promiscuous US cities, Things Seth learned on the MonsterWeb, you don't just throw around the word "mogul", getting your Robards mixed up, Lance Bass comes out, more Chinese recalls, dangerously warm sack lunches, we ain't looking for any Allah trouble, Law and Order: The Sisto Years, robot therapy, getting gouged at the airport and stay off the internet this week. Keep your feet on the ground... you might have a shot.
Good evening ladies and germs, enjoy your new seat, I want to fuck like my dad when I grow up, low level radiation will mutate your children, locking in The Amazing Spiderman, health is wealth, National "Just Admit You're Happy" Month, horsemaning, Romatelli Yaghmai, a study on European sunbathing, Malibu '87, Jersey: Out, Texas: In, Coming Out parties, the world's most paranoid diabetic, domestic medical attacks, workplace incivility on the rise, Who's Mommin' Harder?, pornographer/archivist, The Child Finder App, awkwardly comfortable hippie kids, righting the wrongs of Air B 'n B, dick play whilst away, the sexual practices of today's homeless, a modern day flim flam grandparent's grift, the music never stops. and saying cloud instead of swag.
DMD tastes better than regular MD, new studies about bed sharing, my owner fucks like a champ, National Romance Awareness Month, Seth's residuals, attacking nurses, purchasing shoe insoles, a motorcyclist's psychotic ATM ritual, the 3D Little League, no more Nomar, UYD with Coy and Vance, Daisy Duke: hot or dead?, we need more female brain imaging, don't sleep on the 2nd and 3rd clit, the top songs of yesteryear, Steve Windwood vs Robert Palmer, panicking about your daily activities, no one knows about dollar coins, fuck them for whatever they did in Inside Job, why Latinos look so good, Fine Line: A Beauty Line for Men, over indulging on vacation, Uncle Jah's Sweet Ravioli Emporium, sniffing out opinion spam, treat your house guests like a hobo and we need a proper Adult Contemporary.
Playing it fast and loose/chill and relaxed, looking back on Sandra Bullock's bullshit detector, National Eye Exam Month, my psychic optometrist, we're in need of more stateside voodoo, eyes built for 3D, Friends With Benefits: The Television Series, Just Kevin, PCP EDC UYD, Oxy-Babies, Bleachorexia, we are the internet, Back to School spending, Arby's is on fire, 3rd party McDonald's delivery, Sunday night TV watching, Secret Wive Killings, the origins of extreme sports, what exactly is a service animal?, positive emotion gone awry, born on a wing and a prayer, tall women will get cancer, a UYD T-Level Battle and having a salad this week.
UYD gets a new theme song, Seth gets a new remote, Shark Week is upon us, how Miracle Whip impacts your relationship, SciTi's at the magazine stand, the pains of being female, felon's claw, 350 billion Tweets a day, speaking of estrogen, endocrine receptors in stasis, a round of Celebrity: Alive or Dead?, modern etiquette made easy, breaking down fingernails, old timey rape, Seth's custom calendars, don't ever trust a hobo's news, Jeezo is my NOS co-pilot, National Hot Dog and Ice Cream Month, what's up with white chocolate?, candle hauls, gi-forks make you eat less, a bunch of Hindus walk into a bar, the Jews are still waiting for their money messiah, the Devil's arms are too short to box with God, zone progression training, Chinese garbage recalls and men with a menstrual cycle. Mainframe this, children.
Everything is Tickety-Boo, Inside Jennifer Aniston, National Blueberry Month, cell phone tapping, SPU: Special Problems Unit, Eddie Murphy killed Shalomar, Hey Zuckernerd... it's an organ not porn, SRU: Surgically Removed Uterus, what happened to Problem Child?, paying respect to Sherwood Schwartz, the American Loophole System, vigilante justice... on the sly, Maggot Melts, Steely Dan cover bands, Satanic hospitals, dudes love dongs, Baby Jessica grows up, getting stuck in elevators, a gallup poll on God, dabbling in mystic science, the internet be crazy, lowering your cortisol at the end of the day, pedophiles fly Delta, summertime burglaries, give your dog a gun and just do it to it.
Ask Chrisk, dead animal silos, may God protect you, Steely Dan fans, 40 forever, Tommy Bahama is still live and direct, celebrating the 4th with L. Ron Hubbard, dealing with trauma, dealing with the Jack and Jill trailer, pornography behind bars, the Hazmat Crew cleans up Taco Bell, XXXX, an overload of Adult Expos, National Unlucky Wedding Month, soy sauce and mustard, breaking/entering/fucking, DVR's are energy hogs, The Belly Button Biodiversity Project, so many things are eating our bodies, avocados can cure cancer, J-Lo's 18th fragrance, Kobayashi: World Champion/World Hero, luxury farm vehicles, FirstJizz, a house in Taos, don't get to jail and Kid Rock is a hometown hero.
Grab somebody sexy and tell them "Hey... next week is episode 279." Madea's Big Happy Family: Mime Edition, driving while medicated, broad spectrum sun block, liquid snacking on the rise, The KFC Mega Jug, LCII, it's all about Austin, www.coke.coke, an overall disappointment in the internet, Johnny Come Poddies, Seth reviews Michael Bay and Harold Lloyd, Notorious B.A.G. vs Shia Labeouf, get your hands out my Juicy sweats, botox armpits, Jonathan's gold tooth, eggs die daily, National Anti-Boredom Month, Dysport > Botox, the bug that's eating America, apologizing to the Hot Coffee lady, Disappeared/Vanished, diminished amounts of "rule discovery", just sleep on it, today's entitled tweens, constructive criticism for Jonathan and Seth, planning for live shows and recording on the run.