888-842-2357 use it please you fucking trolls Episode deuce deuce. fema still insists on trying to shove some newfangled game down our throats. Jahnathan gets back to dem roots natty. Seth is straight flossin his fluffer to the nutters up and down the block. I must apologize for a hum the occurs throughout the show in one of the microphones it won't happen again. That is all for now. than you goodnight and god bless.
UYD episode 21 always dope always American. Telling it to your heart.Humping or Hunting. Hey soccer dicks...stop crying. We run through some new slogans for the show. Seth officially blows my cover. We watch while Florida rips herself apart from the inside out for yet another week. MySpace apparel. JahNathan drops a passage about a very insightful young lady. The People's Champ delivers once again. While Rascal Flatts trys to jump us in to their GAYng. Uhh Yeah Dude in the area booooom kill dem soundboy. We received our very first correctional voicemail and we needed it. Subscribe Call and be Free. More dogs get lost on July 4th than any other day of the year...fireworks are scary scary shits for them for real be careful. 888-842-2357 get at us
We have a new voicemail to call 888-842-2357. You can leave directions to desert raves and hidden treasure there. This doozie of an episode is not only staggeringly good but also our 20th weeklyversary show. So you should listen, love, and learn. The Three L's. UYD nation nuckas. Hey Jeezo freaks now that your bogus spiritual algorithms have got the gays licked maybe you can start really working on the whole transgender children thingy. Hey 3rd week of June you want a run down of this episode?? It is pure glory. Subscribe, Call, Tell your friends, Dryhump. I Love You
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Well then here we are number eighteen emptying itself out of our sweet mouths and into to your warm squishy wrinkly little brains. They say the human mind can never process information the same way after the owner of said mind learns the concepts of algebra for the first time. Well algebra seems to not be the only thing. So come with us on a 60 minute walk through our brain holes WHILST you have your minds involuntarily altered for once, for all, and for good. Jesus boy oh boy you are so fucked. Hey 2nd week of June its really nice to know that I am not the only person who has a special part of their brain that is designated to file away morbidly obese people so as to not allow them to mingle in my head with...uhh you know...regular people. UYD ...molding the minds of young America.
Allow the germ infested peanut butter to coat your stomach as you ingest another hour of the finest in modern broadcast entertainment. The last Uhh Yeah Dude podcast to ever be heard. Why you ask??? It is the end of the world you know it just as well as we do. 6-6-06 bitches look alive. Yes you cunts run. Run for the hills. UYD is doing sacrifices all day and night to appease the real God Satan. Why because he is coming over like tomorrow to see how his movie does against The Break Up and X-Sham 3. We try to bring it back west coast with our hip hop song of the week however something or (someone) just falls short. I certainly agree with the laugh now part, cry later I am not so sure about. Bargain basement hitmen and grandparents. Florida you have never made such a convincing argument towards your own complete banishment from this Jesus force fielded country of ours. Dead Girl vs. Coma Girl certainly doing better shapeshifting than the whackest movie ever. Hey X-Men 3 be worse. Jonathan drops more heated prose from his angst filled Rasta past. Yeah you heard me. It is the best fuckng podcast you've never heard in your life. But you will in Hell because we are all super dead in like 24 hours. So peace out shitsticks.
Our super sweet sixteen indeed. However instead of having Ciara come and do three shitty renditions of her three already shitty songs, we celebrate UYD style. Sexual predator hunting season is officially closed so it is full steam ahead for the peeds. We have a business propsition for the Scientologists that I think will please everyone. Jonathan reads a passgage from his new book "Warrior Princess". Anderson Cooper's tivo menu reads like a 9 year old's. Everyone should just stop talking except us. This Memorial Day let us all remember not only the soldiers over there but the ones here holding it down. I am speaking of course of The UYD Army coming to you live and direct. 16 will never feel so sweet again Ya Heard????
UYD in the area. We bring you a searing installment of what is quickly becoming known as the show that is saving America from herself. Male pornstars are awesome. So is poetry especially if it is by a crazy teenager. Speaking of crazy Seth has a new girlfriend. Florida outdoes herself yet again. Coke moms,slutty teachers and all the stuff a child molester will go through in order to bone down. Listen life is crazy we all know that. Sometimes you find Jesus and other times well you don't and instead you set your fucking wife on fire. Hey listen who am I to judge. Hey third week of May thanks but I already have the first season of Arliss on dvd. Ok love you.
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Episode 13. I deleted the original files for this episode after we burned a rough of it. Sorry the mix is probably a little whacked. We jump striaght into May by nuzzling up to an old friend of the show's... cyber predators. Jonathan is dropping the ball on his television consumption. Speaking of consumption...Jesus wasn't the only guy who had a Last Supper. As if we needed it, it seems Florida has decided to help us in our Campaign to annex it from the U.S. Chant with us... Make it fine with 49. Be sure to paypal us for the bumper stickers and t-shirts. Big ups Mexico you're the best country ever...oh wait no you're not nevermind. Hey first week of May thanks for dangling these weed, coke, and heroin filled carrots right in front of our dumb, sober, American, rabbit shit ass faces. Voting for UYD is the new black.
A day late perhaps, but we are never shy on cash. Script flipping is in full effect. Faucets for ravers. Jonathan's continued Sidekick saga takes a turn for the worse...or the best. Seth loves his mom and Jonathan's mother sets the story straight, no silly not George Strait that is something else entirely. Apologies are in order for tardiness however one might argue that it is late due to the fact that you ungrateful shitboxes are refusing to send us huge checks so we can do this for real. Hey fourth week of April, You are a shit magnet, you've got the reverse midas touch. Everything that happens during you is bloated,overpriced and makes my ass bleed. Please just leave us for once and for all. Voting for us is good. It is like blowing us without all the gagging, slapping, and crying.
Your weekly episodic mouth rape is back with fresh breaths of air into the ears of our billions of followers. Jonathan probably manages to lose the one gay listener we have and we are finally seeming to get back on track with our kid rape coverage. We debut our super awesome Floridian jingle. Look for the maxi-single with remixes by Chad Hugo and others dropping somwtime in fall. Be sure to stay tuned for our cross-pollination of the other best podcast ever. Hey 3rd week of April... I hope you are satisfied, because due to your flaking on me now everyone at the office has seen "Akeelah and the Bee" before me...so thanks ,no seriously thanks a grip.
Uhh Yeah Dude bringing the tenth shipment of hot fiya. You're damn right it is a "good friday" so don't you dare "passover" it. This week in Florida. Tarzan wins and dies in Boston. Somebody is trying to jack 4/20 from weed. Flinstones beer stash. The eye fungus is among us. Hey second week of April, I saw you in your room last night crying and listening to an old dead show in headphones.
Hey I got a good idea record a show really late on Friday nights and make it all awesome and current. Then don't upload it until Sunday night and feel like an asshole because it feels all passe and all un-up to the minute. April fools came a little late for Seth this year and Jonathan seems to have replaced his use of the werd "like" with "fucking". Floridian moms win as literally the worst people ever. I can't tell ou what else we talk about as I can no longer bare to hear the sound of my own voice. Hey second/first week of April...listen the last time I ate placenta, we were still going out ok so lay off.
April Fools you sneaky little shits. Messiah babies, Shiatsu ? ...more like Shitatasu. Hey parents...stop dicking your kids over. Riding on the boat with my dyke wife. On the first day of the first week in the fourth month we spit straight heat. Even lava is afraid to step to us. Hey first week of April, you do you. Vote you cunts vote