February 1st 2017
Getting into February, getting into Miss Universe, getting drunk in Paris, UYD LIVE in Pittsburgh, from Straight A's to XXX, taking it straight to Judd Nelson, National Dump Your Significant Jerk Week, make room for new love, achieving Top Wallet Fitness, the map to Old Orgy Island, getting in with the locals at Krimsey's, what's my farm worth?, Monsanto Raves, electronic bumper stickers, preparing for the Kitten Bowl, opening day at Crumbs & Whiskers, USA Today Snapshots, making out with Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson, the ups and downs of playing Super Lotto, a fast turnaround for the solar eclipse, and the first robotic barista.
January 23rd 2017
Check your privilege, embracing the outer Oprah, see you at the 2018 Super Bowl, using fire for comedic effect, Arrogant Rodgers, getting fish duped, the first lighthouse, creditors are the lowest form of all person, The Magic Castle Cabaret, the coldest places in America, the smallest a human dick can be, the largest Ikea in America, getting psychically grifted, the windiest cities in America, Ask Jonathan, take me out to the ball gag, National Handwriting Analysis Week, chip rumors, the long winded power of Ayurveda, and Postmates your sutas.
January 23rd 2017
The Police Cafe, J-Dawg Sr on WTF, This Week in Aviation, Ask The Captain, Cannabis Cons, THC in Texas, Wahlburgers is headed to China, National Snowmobile Safety Week, Cowgirl Magazine, contemporary cowboy erotica, USA Today Snapshots, to process or not to process, bait-tempting, they hacked the humans, Ask Jonathan, the earrings of Johnny Depp, the people don't know nothin', Hockey Dads: Who Gives A Puck, why did they fuck with CHiPs?, The Pedestrian Danger Index, The World's Finest Trained Dogs, scares and frights at the abandoned psychiatric hospital, The Clickbait Generation, the cloud benefits, The Sexual Health Expo, UYD LIVE coming to a city near you, and live nude women right in your kitchen nook.
January 11th 2017
UYD's gun op-ed, South Korean postcards, pipe bombs at the gun-by-back, spotting a mass shooter, shot spotters, Seth's accents, rapid hemostasis, anti-gun people getting guns, 50% of the world's guns in the US, the official state rifle of Tennessee, soylent bullets, there are more guns than people, Oprah and guns, The Beretta Research Facility, active shooters and olds, gun smithery, revisiting Doc Hollywood, and it's a shitty way to have to live.
January 11th 2017
Definitely from now on, Starbucks Reserve, Soylent Nectar = Regular Soylent, A.I. Whispers, Chinese Taco Bell, Papa Johns Tweets, Joe Calderone, Ask Jonathan, a room full of juicy G, USA Today Snapshots, the worst cities for fall allergies, National No Name Calling Week, the price of original Air Jordans, The Men's Project, The Women's March, year end porn stats, zombie botnets, hair barometers, and Podcast: The Movie.
January 4th 2017
Sitting Seth, taking it back to 2015, wonderful at stealing / terrible at gambling, high stakes blackjack cutting, Inner Circle's assassin, the true Vermont experience, fake arrest marriage proposals, an excess in male births, why is childbirth so painful?, the rising price of rhino horn, fat teens robust responses, getting wallet zapped, giving your quarters to jeezo, smell memories, Cinnabon VR Porn, low self esteem amongst people with plastic surgery, Face-Pos / Bod-Pos / Pod-Pos, semen squirt guns, everyone gets a Starbucks Giftcard, life is amazing if you aren't dirt poor, and Seth's cat has taught him how to love.
January 4th 2017
Happy New Year, Ask Jonathan, skip school and find a lover, grandmas make life possible, Republicans have the bible on lock, Dunkin Donuts Agape, new Soylents, the robot revolution, drone it to my inbox, National Home Office Safety and Security Week, The Proust Questionnaire, people are the new places, being first in line at Krimsey's, caveman toothpicks, UYD's Restaurant News, guns and mud, no guns for Christmas, USA Today Snapshots, Alan at Starbucks, Door's Day, Bombshells, portable affordables, deception detection, my 3rd eyes open, and 2017 couled be a big year for podcasts.
December 28th 2016
2017 is going to pop off, Top 10 websites, throwback police gear, USA Today Snapshots, Tobey's TV, HD COPS, Officer Romatelli's on the scene, the first female ringmaster, National Celebration of Life Week, the mortality patterns of humans, Ask Jonathan, everything in life is inherently sexual, Locksmith In A Box, the ups and downs of Playboy, loving this new paper stock, texting whilst driving, a new breed of butt-dialing, The Geena Davis Institute, The International Yoga Festival, retiring with Uber, tattoo machines, robo-advisors, Adam Sandler walks amongst us, and laughter is the only medicine left.
December 28th 2016
It's still holiday season, the 7-11 graveyard, 2017 is the year of Oprah Adventure, soft american skin, UYD Live in Brooklyn, the mature trees of Verde Valley, getting an MFA in Podcasting, someday Leo will come, active sniffing, the ultimate soft target, the intersection of HY and Juggalos, Pringles Loud, Reeses Sticks and Four Loko, Anniston Alabama, dancing with Ricin, computers in your ears, no more cash at Sweet Green, "White Man Waste", National New Year's Resolutions Week, passengers for hire, USA Today Snapshots, don't undress your Oculus, supernatural healing, it's all chi, getting your voice mail off the grid. and get swoll and get strange.
December 21st 2016
Christmas time in East Hollywood, DJ Holidaze, The 85th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, whatever happened to Barry Pepper?, I saw mommy kissing Terl, Jonathan's TV Picks, Top Puppet, don't sleep on UYD in Brooklyn, John Travolta's gorgeous thick mane, 10,000,000 pills per county, The 2016 Hollywood Screenplay Blacklist, falling asleep during Star Wars, Super Flow Sunday, say more wonderful things, Frito Lay sits out the Super Bowl, Hippy Crack Explosions, new meat cuts for 2017, National Personal Self Defense Awareness Month, back-neck eyeballs, things get dicey in St. Louis, depressed airline pilots, the Boston police department scrolling feeds for criminals, Carnival Cruise Lines vomit recognition technology, Belize is not the answer, Cinna-gate, are chimps better fathers than humans?, you gotta fight to 2017, USA Today Snapshots, and just chill till the next episode.
December 10th 2016
Live from The 2720 Cherokee Performing Arts Center in St. Louis MO, psychedelic medicine, the alumni of John Burroughs High School, Dominos European pizza, roommates over 40, thank you to Nick, Tyler gets down on one knee, the perfect penmanship of South Korean postcards, smuggling your brisket into a vegan restaurant, drugs & meat - tea & tofu, ball and cup artistry, Kendama / Ted Drewes / Mind's Eye, laundry uber, vagabond he's, National Spiritual Literacy Month, jumping up to spiritual warrior, saying goodbye to Celebrity Name Game, we need to find all episodes of Work It, USA Today Snapshots, The Malibu Poet Laureate, embryo selfies, AVN Award Nominees, firehouse safe stations, domestic violence counseling hairstylists, Be My Baby Tonight, the death of Cheri Oteri's dad, waiting for Jonathan to kill Seth, Pantone's Color of the Year, the St. Louis orangutan wants out, burlesque is a no brainer, cloaking earthquakes, fake Globetrotters, Seth on Skype, and getting to the bottom of the zion curtain.
December 7th 2016
Seasons greetings, I guess it's the holidays, a UYD grab bag, nicotine replacement therapy, a micro dose of G, all ages - sans savvy, LAPD Lambo, lover boy accomplices burn the school down, Jesus saves bibles from being burned, the first landmark for an event that happened in the air, Mt. Everest skeletons, preventing palm tree trimmer fatalities, Gao Gao is now Xavier Xavier, beater spaceships, 100,000 asian flowers, liars - deep hippies - mormons - amish, screen is screen, 32" Kitchen TV's, octopus moms, reabsorb into papa, swapping babies with dolls, is television making us fat?, fugitives that walk amongst us, oxys - meth or comedy?, and caramelized onions are a bit of a bold move.
November 25th 2016
Live from The Turner Hall Ballroom in Milwaukee, the utmost respect for Aaron Rodgers, The Slenderman walks amongst us, HBO's fractal dreams, VR car crashes, grandma's airplane desserts, jingle alchemists, Tony Bennett and the Crows, #AllTypesAllSwipes, People's Sexiest Man Alive, welcome home porno, postcards from Korea, RIPs Mrs. Brady, comments for Kanye, a decline in stick shifts, double Christmas trees, killing Disney, no one goes to REI on Black Friday, anti-vegetarian T-shirts, USA Today Snapshots, Juvies watching A Christmas Carol, Coffee-Mate little brothers, chiming in pilots, The Surgeon General of Scientology, supplementing fingerprints, Ask Jonathan, Airbnb Tricks, is Passengers a real movie?, National Hand Washing Awareness Week, getting the word out on surfing in Hawaii, the best bricklayer in the world, and I may be a real bad boy but baby I'm a real good man.
November 14th 2016
Do Seth and Jonathan sound alike?, two-part comedy harmonies, going to Mars/Hawaii, Potter Country, UYD Live shows coming to a city near you, the main area code in Dallas TX, Mark Wahlberg as Shia LaBeouf, morphing the COPS logo, USA Today Snapshots, lifelong bachelor Christopher Hewett, from Zappa to 2 Chainz, Connecticut's Annual Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, neander-sapiens, texting The Butterball Hotline, being info-harvested by Vertical Mass, getting into campers, Ask Jonathan, putting a cap on the TSA precheck, GoPro confessionals, people that will never be arrested, a rise in shotgun marriages, Horror-fied dads, a hot new update for The Exorcist, never take PBS for granted, and sarcastic letters from John Sr.
November 14th 2016
Oh yeah, Single's Day, Chinese PB&J, STIHL-merica, National Family Week, USA Today Snapshots, how many bows can you put on a car?, you can't trust music, a mystical cosmic currency, Billy Lynn's Long Boring Halftime Walk, The Cowboys will win The Super Bowl, The Arrival: Snooze-fest 101, diapers for comfort, hacking the US Army, tickets for live UYD shows selling out in a city near you, Go-Go Gods, internal dancing, MaxHeadroom420, Seth returns to M Cafe, destroying 2016 World Series gear, boycotting baseball, ghost ride the barnacle, Jonathan goes to Burgerim, The Fine Craft Show, and 2016 is the year of VR,