January 16th 2018
I'm lovin' 2018, snowboarding vs motorcycling vs buying a gun, squirrel hunting, Jonathan's artisanal ice creams, alien radio waves, nebula boners, traveling for 3 billion years, The Kohler Experience, the art of Nikki Sixx, you don't get cheese balls in basic training, vegans in the military, saliva covered groceries, New Dew, unholy lemon/limes, caffeinated candies, Ask Jonathan, 7 weak grams of protein, the cost of extreme weather, in search of Protes, wearable livables, USA Today Snapshots, "Build A Bar" and catching a wave back to 629.
January 16th 2018
Getting tactical in 2018, #TheMinneapolisMiracle , riding out the holidays until the first spring melt, apologies to Golden Krust, no one has ever had Dippin' Dots, watching porn on your phone, the adages of the addicted brain, Dr. Pimple Popper, Power To The Polls, adult proof weed pouches, does Hawaii have weed?, USA Today Snapshots, celebrity gossip headlines, the 6th Baldwin brother, actual reality, Seth The Stamp Man, The "Cause Resurgence Rundown", Seeking Sister Wife, has everyone had food poisoning?, and getting the "cas' prep'" look.
January 9th 2018
The Atomic Lighter, undabbable, Tad Lincoln, UYD Bug Out Bags, dying of pleurisy, the first USA Today Snapshots of 2018, apple juice is poison, Rob Low's dead eyes, nothing on television works, losing weight with DJ Khaled, 12 hours of not eating, vegan butterscotch pudding, oat milk, Amazon buys Target?, The Connecticut Migratory Bird Conservation Stamp Art Contest, Seth in Vietnam, do disturb, chimps and children watching beatings, judging sickness from a photo, ineffective boycotts, fucking off with people's money, quality show notes, and UYD's celebrity spokeswoman.
January 8th 2018
It's time to get laid, never getting a single Powerball number, T.B.T. Intervention, the most DVR'ed show of 2017, 487 scripted television shows, the ice cream of the future, the pills of the future, the future of Playboy, vegan mayo and pizza, carry-out insurance, Teslaurants, still can't buy legal weed, junkies don't speak real adages idioms or sayings, you don't get a Saab when you quit drugs, Oregon's only chimpanzee sanctuary, Pornhub insights, straight anything, female pornographic viewing analytics, watching TV with Seth. and Rice-A-Roni junkies.
January 2nd 2018
2018 just keeps getting better, companion pets, ambient trance music for old people, Seth is recruited as a caregiver, AARP magazine, stay bent, Carrie Underwood's new face, Sherwin-Williams Color of the Year, how are there still GNC's?, podcasting cars, Uhh Yeah Denali, slipping in the Jacuzzi, avoiding Vietnam, joining the Navy Band, Tri-Centenial Events, process The Alamo, The Great Read Away, PornHub in the front - Shooting gallery in the back, problems with the post office, the opposition of Mars, Zelda - Star Wars - The Office, pumping your own gas in Oregon, #NotThisYear, screaming at Hell's Bells, tattoo removals, and calling UYD from the joint.
January 1st 2018
Welcome to 2018, New Year's Eve gunfire, Chappelle and Martinelli's, Zelda immersion, 5 sunrises over a week, new year - old you, Jah's bike update, the year of the pea, near tears in Malibu, long lines for legal weed, grand imperial quarts, hologram homies, Elon Musk's phone number, the testimonials of Sam Kinison, coke bloat, A Tale of Two Coreys, Web Cam Girls, finishing Vietnam, board certified interventionists, Detox Mountain, the premiere of Undercover High, The 2018 AVN Awards, preparing for 8K, beating the system at the dollar store, Dollar Dignity January, and getting back to basics.
December 19th 2017
A crick in the neck and a crock on the back, smart bats, 80's Little League tech, never rollerbladed, rainy day doctor visits, shifts in moisture, global mice court, no beards and no soda at Brigham Young University, mormons in the workplace, jail time for spitting, teach me how to loogie, negative wealth, quarter general stores, new Oreo flavors, 700,000 stolen cars, stealing from the man, USA Today Snapshots, and cancer flavored jelly beans.
December 19th 2017
Listening in 2018, fake Kay diamonds, The 86th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade, the real Village People, Los Kinkos, snow shoveling heart attacks, at home and alone, crack vs flakka behavior, no more cold beers, barking cops, connecting the dots on old TV shows, backflipping under the influence, teach me how to duggle, yoni awakening, morbid ink, the return of Intervention, defibrillators drones, USA Today Snapshots, Seth's local experiences, Lululemon and blood work, future centenarians, senior viewing pods, and 20/20 in 2020.
December 12th 2017
Pantone's Color of the Year, Jonathan's YouTube worm, SNL Draco's, reasons to not open your third eye, locking in New Years with Maroon 5, Dodgers sexist giveaways, USA Today Snapshots, Quicksilver buys Billabong, Apple buys Shazam, 24 hour killing robot fuck machines, a rise in airline assaults, addicted pilots, security guards watching the game, breathalyzers for everything, home owning millennials, we need water and the internet for Flint, 9 million stolen packages, humane human breaths, charcoal foods, 3:30 AM milkshakes, falling in love with Jenna Fischer, chocolate pea milk, and you gotta have ice cream.
December 11th 2017
Podcasting adolescents, Top Dog Holograms, $50 to eat a fake hamburger, The 2017 Hollywood Blacklist, the power of Flakka, an overflow of female assassins, a lot of livin', buying a Christmas tree doesn't make you better than me, elf on the shelf and fed on the bed, the light of God's love, Cowboy's Christmas card, USA Today Snapshots, depressed vegans, Odell Beckham Jr's leg, an overflow of 2006 cars, Jonathan visits the car show, The Los Angeles County Annual Burial of the Unclaimed Dead, Ask Jonathan, we live in Hooters, cloaked gross, The Top 10 Apps, and Jonathan's YouTube Cliffhanger.
December 5th 2017
This ain't your daddy's underwear, real life Gattaca, dreaming of 5G, Stripped, Political / Powerful / Rock and Roll, Robby Gervais, The $6 Billion Flu, Thera-dupe, putting lotion on everything, The Dance is accused, #NoStans, COPS vs Kenan Thompson, USA Today Snapshots, Jonathan's binges, Target is for me, the differences between men and women, John Mayer's grip strength, prisoner phone bills, "REI Millions", origami muscles, beaming for robot speakers, we don't care about baby's laughter anymore, and listening to podcasts in jail.
November 28th 2017
The Window Wonderland, The Sharpest Image, low vision nation, nobody is talking about medical marijuana, cursing the pain away, Harvey Davidson, UYD's Fast Casuals, never seen Point Break, reselling Popeye's chicken, #SpongeInTheWindowsill , 300 years of Mardi Gras, it's time for football, hiring for the holiday season, The G League, SAG Swag Bag, private vs public proposals, death by stairs, virtual credit cards, USA Today Snapshots, I only swerve for nuns, Ask Jonathan, and all the other podcasters love to murder.
UYD: Old soul. Late bloomer.
UYD: Now, more than ever.
November 28th 2017
The Techno Viking, is "Nyan" a word?, Asgardia: The Space Kingdom, The Postal Massacres, Friday is December, beef it up and pare it down, The Human Upgrade Center, what's the deal with psychics?, The International Congress On Love and Sex With Robots, Garbage County USA, Audible Romance, The Best Pickup Truck, the return of River Phoenix, no stuffing on Thanksgiving, sending Facebook your nudes, saying goodbye The Sound, Mountain Explosion and Nurse Salt, and cozy TV shows.
November 20th 2017
Using Scientology tools to become a better actor, all the greats do shorts, Fentanyl leakage, Meth Storm, funny and comforting, shout out to the American Office, unswept LA streets, The TSA Failure Rate, men looking at other men's feet, new potatoes, 15 year old lifeguards, tarsal gland hot scrapes, dark internet holes, The Top 10 Cities for Retirement, Ask Jonathan, Thanksgiving White Parties, The Wayward Sons of West Virginia, distracted drivers, fucking in a Tesla, Muscle Nog, podcast punditry, PornHub Insights, The Great Equalizer, is the clock ticking for Jeff Goldblum?, and #SpongeInTheWindowsill.
November 20th 2017
Kratom binges, TeloTrolled, dead solar babies, Butterball University, talking turkey tech, there's still 10 Blockbusters, Keitel's Kielbasa Night, Police Magazine's editorials, to take a knee or not to take a knee?, The Season of Holiday Gift Guides, The Hefner Tribute Playboy, The Women of 7-11, #NoGifts2017, BBG: Bezos - Buffett - Gates, The Sandsculpting Championship, The World's Championship Duck Calling Contest, USA Today Snapshots, taking a break from social media, The Must See Cities of the World, mosquito mods, preparing for flying taxis, and 2 minutes in The Infinity Mirror.
