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8:38 – Jolt is mentioned
5:21 – A small reference to sugar-free Red Bull
4:35 – J: “Is this about energy drinks?”
58:55 – TV Guide channel having a show where they’re doing a scene from I Love Lucy – the Vitamina Vegemin scene, where an energy drink tastes awful but it’s done as a faux infomercial so the people have to pretend to enjoy it
12:51 – The ultimate energy drink – Cocaine
26:27 – Energia – Clamato with ginseng, taurine and guarana
5:54 – Kids are drinking their energy drinks and they’re taking caffeine pills
9:43 – Cocaine energy drink shut down
9:57 – Jah: “You know what you should do with Monster? Snort it.”
0:18 – Fuelosophy
52:52 – Jonathan cracks open a Cocaine. Seth: “Cocaine anyone? … Cocaine the drink is better than cocaine the drug.”
38:28 – Gin J. Bullock – Cocaine energy drink mixed with cheap gin
23:39 – Meth coffee
22:08 – Hooters new energy drink – orange or berry flavors, regular or sugar free
28:23 – Diet Pepsi Max – 1/3 more caffeine than Diet Mt. Dew
29:03 – Spikes Shooter Energy Drink – warning on label: no one under 18 should drink (200 mg caffeine per 8 oz) – two dudes on a dare drank several of them, went to hospital
4:01 – UYD listener gives nine-message full trajectory of their Cocaine use. Tracked it down in a New York deli and gave them updates
24:28 – Spikes from Anheuser Busch hits 7-11s this week – malt-based beverage with caffeine, ginseng and guarana. Great as a chilled shot but even better when mixed with a cold Budweiser. Comes in hot chocolate, hot melon, spicy mango and spicy lime flavors
4:40 – Spikes energy shot – parents trying to get it pulled from stores, calling it “baby booze”
31:55 – Cocaine energy drink pulled from stores nationwide
21:44 – Attorney generals urge Anheuser Busch to issue warnings about mixing alcohol with caffeinated energy drinks like Spikes Shooter Energy Drink
5:34 – Stôk – one shot is 40 mg of caffeine; add caffeine w/o altering taste
24:41 – Jah: “Is there anything extreme that you like?” Seth: “Cocaine.” Jah: “The drink?” Seth: “The drug.”
0:22 – Seth’s feeling great because of all his Panax in his Diet Pepsi Max – Jah chooses between Monster Energy Assault and Monster Energy Chaos
20:28 – Seth would give up all the Monster drinks in the world if ladies would go back to wearing old timey sweaters
0:43 – Seth and J-dog crack open a can of Cocaine
9:50 – Seth and Jonathan’s throats feel like they’ve been casually been snorting cocaine since 7:30 p.m.
15:28 – Alfred and Laura hooked them up with the Cocaine
15:37 – When Seth was pouring Jonathan’s Monster Chaos down the sink last week, the fumes left him slightly nautious
16:40 – The Cocaine starts to take effect in just 16 minutes. Jah and Seth are straight up freaking out at this point.
54:10 – Jah and Seth are crashing from the Cocaine – all Jah wants to do now is beat off and go to bed
56:02 – The Cocaine is making Jah nervous, he thinks he hears radios in the wall
1:01:28 – Jah is sweating and twitching because of the Cocaine
4:27 – Jah buys some Vitamin Energy for them to wash down the Doritos Collisions
0:24 – Jonathan is drinking limited edition Mountain Dew GameFuel to commemorate pending release of Halo 3
4:25 – Seth takes a chug of Clamato energy drink. Ingredients: Water, High fructose corn syrup, tomato paste, salt, taurine, vinegar, onions, garlic, celery seed, spices, ginseng and dried clam broth. Seth’s reaction at 5:50.
6:40 – Seth washes his mouth out with Diet Pepsi Max
12:03 – Jah blew Seth for a can of Cocaine. It was going fine until Jah puked on Seth’s cock. Blow energy drink mix is on the market; Fixx - $12
1:22 – Jonathan’s dad and 55INCH send Jonathan and Seth Blow energy drink mix – Jonathan drinks it and finds it disgusting
14:31 – Another care package from Cassie full of energy drinks – will review more next week. Seth says someone should go archival and record the minute mark that they talked about energy drinks. (Hmm…) Jah said he posed a theory that the energy drink format is a new beverage format, and wondered when the last time in our lifetime a new format had been introduced (clear sodas, sports drinks, etc.)
19:06 – The Blow is making Jonathan have a cough attack
19:16 – Seth is making a new drink called Devil’s Dandruff; Jah’s is called Booger Sugar. Seth: “It’s called Bolivian Marching Powder.”
7:53 – No energy drinks will be covered this week because Steven Seagal’s energy drink is as shitty as his movies – tasted like liquid candy corn
25:58 – In Rapid City, S.D., they’ve launched a new energy bar called the Tanka Bar – made of S. Dakota bison and Wisconsin cranberries. Similar to the Lakota food that sustained the Great Plains Indians.
18:04 – Jah: “They probably drank some Gamefuel beforehand.” Seth: “How much Gamefuel can you drink to have your hand severed?”
40:37 – The majority of taurine we get in energy drinks is chemically made
15:03 – Seth references Diet Pepsi Max with Panax
22:18 – Seth downs two NOS energy drinks before boning down with a 92-year-old corpse and saying “Shawty wanna ride?”
19:07 – 7-11 creates new energy drink called “Inked,” for those with tattoos only
1:42 – Fairybomb sent by listeners from Australia, Kozy and Dan (kozyndan) – absinthe energy drink. Jonathan declares it “awesome.” Seth makes up aliases for Kozy and Dan at 8:08 so they won’t get thrown in prison for smuggling stuff from Australia
7:22 – Jah: “Here’s the thing about Fairybomb – it may not smell like puke, but it’ll make you puke.”
20:01 – Atomic Dog energy drink – infused with horny goat weed
20:42 – Jah says he’s never drinking Fairybomb again
50:06 – Red Sox 1B Kevin Youkilis launches new energy drink called The Slumpbuster. Slogan: Take one down.
9:24 – New limited edition Snickers candy bar: Snickers Charged. 60 mg of caffeine, taurine and B vitamins. Why drink it when you can eat it?
21:53 – Seth: “Hey, are you sleeping right now? Maybe you need a Snickers Charged bar.”
46:09 – The very first energy drink launched in the U.S. was Pepsi’s Josta in 1995
0:50 – It’s taken 103 episodes but UYD has its first corporate sponsor – Spike Shooter energy drink. Seth relates a Spike Shooter to 15 minutes in the sun. Jah compares it to Hawaiian Punch with some awesome shit in it
27:33 – Seth is caffeinated, although Jah says Seth looks a little flush
48:34 – Seth reiterates his love for Spike Shooter
21:12 – Seth announces that the Spike Shooter sponsorship was a little premature. Jah and Seth pull the plug on it b/c they were trying to control some of the content of UYD. Jah cracks open a Mountain Dew Amp at 21:32. Seth had about 20 Spike Shooters in the past week, but he won’t stand for those fools trying to censor UYD
35:41 – FDA has begun filing legal briefs to shut down the sales of Blow energy powder. Thank God UYD has 12 cases
0:40 – Seth is drinking a Diet Pepsi Max, with even more Panax
17:18 – Seth is finding his Panax totally invigorating. He tied himself off and shot his Panax straight, along with his good friend Scott Weiland
10:25 – Jah calls UYD out because there’s three new Mountain Dews out that they haven’t touched or talked about: Supernova (strawberry melon lime with ginseng), Voltage (raspberry citrus with ginseng) and Revolution (wild berry fruit with ginseng)
33:55 – The Anti-Energy Drank has hit the market. As it says on the can, SLOW YOUR ROLL and SIPPIN’ SUM DRANK. Basically legal sizzurp. It’s a carbonated grape beverage with melatonin, velerium root and rose hips.
40:31 – Jah and Seth reference Rockstar and Monster energy drinks
5:42 – Seth washes his weed down with some Anti-Energy Drank straight from Houston. Jah: “That tastes like slightly bubbly poorly made grape Kool-Aid.”
16:52 – Seth ponders what would happen if Jah use Drank instead of milk for cereal, and Jah says he would puke before anything else happened: “I dun drank the drunk and it’s grosso.”
48:31 – Jah is drinking Orangina, not Drank, b/c Drank is gross
1:14 – Jonathan is drinking a Sparks, which has 7% alcohol per volume
36:25 – The Journal of Drug and Alcohol Dependency is reporting that energy drinks are delivering too much caffeine and being called a “gateway product.”
22:46 – Jah goes back to talking about how energy drinks were a new genre of drink, kind of how body spray is a new genre of scents
46:39 – Miller Coors has announced it will remove caffeine, taurine, guarana and ginseng from its beverage Sparks. It’s because of a settlement that was brought about by 13 different states that targeted young drinkers
8:23 – Seth is going old school with some Diet Dr Pepper because he waited forever to be contacted by PepsiCo about Pepsi Max: “How much Panax do I have to put in my body to get a deal with this company?”
11:18 – Seth: “If you mix Chantix and Panax, you get Mountain Dew.” Jah: “That’s how you make chocolate.” (Episode 016, 7:25)
12:33 – Jah wonders what’s up with mothers giving their children energy drinks. He’s seen it happen on several occasions, where they will hold a Monster can for their kids outside of laundromats and convenience stores.
58:17 – Kanye West has made an announcement that he will release a new energy drink and cologne this year. Seth can’t wait to hear what they’re named.
13:17 – Focus and concentration is the next generation of the drink. The newest substance is called L-Theanine. It supposedly calms the brain, enhances concentration and mental stamina. It is the newest version of Sobe Life Water and Vitamin Water. It is also the key ingredient in Tiger Woods’ new G formula.
11:53 – Seth drank four Pepsi Maxes the other night, and he’s kind of confused why they changed it from Diet Pepsi Max to just Pepsi Max. Seth had to take a knee because he thought there was an earthquake but it was just a bodyquake inside of him.
22:49 – Jah wants to know why pregnant women feed their 3-year-old children Rockstar energy drinks
12:38 – Seth talks about buying some Pepsi Max.
13:47 – Jah thinks UYD needs to open a store/museum that takes you on a tour through the beverages throughout time: “UYD’s Wild Ride Through the Beverages of Time.”
45:39 – Introduced in 1985 from their Rochester, N.Y. headquarters, Jolt Cola’s slogan was “All the sugar. Twice the caffeine,” was the first of today’s enormous markethold of what is called an “energy drink.” Due to the tough economic times, the company has filed for bankruptcy and will more than likely close in the next couple days.
11:13 – Seth thinks they should put Pepsi Max inside a paintball landmine. This makes Jah think of them and then asks if he can have one of Seth’s.
4:41 – Jah informs us that he drank a strawberry Muscle Milk – one of Seth’s favorite drinks – and gagged at a Chevron while pumping gas. He couldn’t get get the chalkdust flavor out of his mouth for 20 minutes. He also dipped back in with the Myoplex to get 42 grams of scientific protein, and described it as drinking “concentrated French vanilla animal mucus.”
40:26 – Building off the success of “drank,” anti-energy drinks are expected to be among top drink trends in 2010 (Episode 120, 33:55). According to advertising agency J. Walter Thompson, drinks named Slo Cow, Ex Chill and Mary Jane’s use kava, camomile and valerian to provide a direct alternative to energy drinks. They also claim to aid mental focus and concentration.
0:38 – Seth isn’t trying to hurt anybody, he’s just drinking a Pepsi Max
22:53 – Seth wonders what would happen if Marcia drank two Red Bulls and went to school. She said it would be like being on drugs.
14:02 – Seth compares the U.S. mission in Iraq, Operation New Dawn, to the name of an energy drink: Amped-Up New Dew Mon
10:24 – Seth isn’t down with Pepsi Max Ceasefire. It’s a cross promotion with the new Doritos Third-Degree Burn.
1:14 – Seth isn’t going to lie – both he and Jonathan are drinking Pepsi Max.
10:24 – Seth remedies the painful effects of being exposed to perverse TV programs by eating oatmeal and pouring Pepsi Max on himself.
1:09:38 – Jah tells people, “If you’re tired, have an energy drink.”
1:25 – Jah says you don’t need to call Pepsi Max “Diet Pepsi Max.” Seth thinks they should call it Pepsi Max - Extreme
41:56 – Jah drank a thai iced tea the other night at 11:00 or 12:00 and was up until 7:00 in the morning. It might as well be an energy drink.
4:20 – Jah has a new alcoholic energy drink that he has to drink – Four Loko. It’s in a 24-oz can that comes in 60 fruit flavors and is the equivalent of drinking 5-6 beers.
9:17 – Jah drank a Four Loko this weekend (Episode 225, 4:20)