View Episode 007
Originally aired 03.26.06
5:21 – Friday, March 31, 6:30 p.m., MTV2 – Wonder Showzen; CBS is going to do a new rock-themed show, Rock Star: Supernova, a band that will consist of Tommy Lee on drums, Jason Newsted on bass and Gilby Clark on lead guitar.
27:47 – Seth was watching 60 Minutes this week, which featured children born from sperm donation. There was a lesbian couple in San Diego that got some sperm, there was a single woman who got some sperm. It turns out that at a play date they found out they went to the same fertility clinic in San Diego. One asked the other who their donor was; it was “48QAH,” and they reply “We got 48QAH!” “QAH” stood for “Quite A Hunk,” because it was a handsome young man in Ann Arbor, Mich., trying to pay his way through medical school. Both couples picked him because he seemed like a sensitive guy. It turns out that these people on the play date have kids who are now half-sisters. This woman started something called the Donor Sibling Registry where you can go in and look for siblings. They have 20,000 people on this one site. There is one guy who has fathered 20 kids just on this registry. They interview this guy (48QAH), who is a handsome pediatrician with a beautiful wife in Michigan. He said when he was doing this he thought about the fact he would have kids but didn’t give it that much thought. He donated 150-200 times. What Seth was thinking was one of this guy’s sons will find him and kill him somewhere down the road.
8:38 – the now defunct Jolt is mentioned
46:11 – (called “Who’s a Worse Parent?”) A) Mom smoking herb next to 11-day-old baby; B) Dad in Tulsa strip club leaves 4-year-old in car, boy wanders into club
9:14 – (myspace.com/wackdemos)
51:18 – OUT: Sweet 16s. IN: Sweet 15s
12:46 – T.I. – “What You Know”
16:22 – Toby Keith – “Get Drunk and Be Somebody” (first one to be dictated). Jah: “Fucking Toby Keith. He’s the worst right? He’s got to be the worst.” (17:36)
18:03 – Seth’s friend at a Koby Teeth concert in Atlanta sees Larry the Cable Guy and John Goodman leave together
Games that Jonathan and Seth Play
37:19 – Seth: “Would you rather have your wife leave you for a 14-year-old boy or another woman?” Jah: “Another woman, because I’d be forced to kill that prick, and that would suck.”
15:48 – A good friend of Seth’s used to be in the county jail, and told him they used to watch episodes of Friends on KTLA and it would be a treat to watch such a funny show. Then the guards would turn the TVs off with 10 minutes to go in the show just to piss off the inmates.
26:11 – Jonathan was at a Whole Foods 4 days ago, and as he was pulling in he sees a woman who looks very familiar. He declares it’s categorically a celebrity sighting, but he can’t figure out if it’s Bella Donna or Asia Argento
39:13 – Jah spots K.D. Lang at a Whole Foods
55:28 – Jah had a friend whose dad was killed in a wrongful weed bust. They raided his house at 4 a.m., he came out with a gun because he thought someone was breaking in the house and they shot him dead in the living room
57:02 – Seth’s friend got a tattoo back in high school and wanted to get it off. He said he found a doctor who was going to remove it named Dr. Tattoff. Seth: “Do you mean Doctor Tat Off?” Jah: “This is a real person by the way.”
25:13 – Seth lists off the AVN Award winners
35:12 – Deborah Lafave overview, interview with ex-husband Owen Lafave.
54:27 – Horn Lake, Mississippi cops break into what they think is a meth lab, beat down an 80-year-old couple while sleeping
56:23 – In his upcoming movie Alpha Dog, Justin Timberlake is playing a tough guy, yet is sporting a Chinese tattoo that translates into “ice skating”
1:01 – Jah says it’s pretty bleak out there as far as podcasts go. He’s finding a lot of informative things, but he hasn’t found anything that’s truly funny
1:37 – Seth announces that UYD just passed Yeast Radio in the rankings; Jah made eye contact with that drag queen in the last podcast convention and told him/her that they were coming after him/her. Seth says they won’t get too cocky because they haven’t passed the Buffcast
27:25 – We learn that Seth shares a birthday with Asia Argento – September 20
59:44 – Seth starts his list of weird synonyms for the internet, calling it the “ether-face-net-web.”
31:14 - Seth predicts that multiple sperm donor dad "48QAH" will be killed by one of his many sperm donor kids. The kid will say, "I just want to meet you ... stab you, blow you, kill you, bury you, blow you, kill you, blow you, blow you, kill you, blow you. Daddy."
24:20 – Jonathan goes off on Art Mann, who will be at the Adult Con 10, then hammers Mark Cuban for founding HDNet
53:56 – Jah mocks Dr. Phil and tells him to stop poisoning the minds of Americans
3:27 – Jah: “Fuck you Jesus.”
3:49 – Jah: “I had no idea that Christians were so technically savvy.”