View Episode 007
Originally aired 03.26.06
5:21 – Friday, March 31, 6:30 p.m., MTV2 – Wonder Showzen; CBS is going to do a new rock-themed show, Rock Star: Supernova, a band that will consist of Tommy Lee on drums, Jason Newsted on bass and Gilby Clark on lead guitar.
8:38 – the now defunct Jolt is mentioned
46:11 – (called “Who’s a Worse Parent?”) A) Mom smoking herb next to 11-day-old baby; B) Dad in Tulsa strip club leaves 4-year-old in car, boy wanders into club
9:14 – (myspace.com/wackdemos)
51:18 – OUT: Sweet 16s. IN: Sweet 15s
12:46 – T.I. – “What You Know”
16:22 – Toby Keith – “Get Drunk and Be Somebody” (first one to be dictated). Jah: “Fucking Toby Keith. He’s the worst right? He’s got to be the worst.” (17:36)
18:03 – Seth’s friend at a Koby Teeth concert in Atlanta sees Larry the Cable Guy and John Goodman leave together
Games that Jonathan and Seth Play
37:19 – Seth: “Would you rather have your wife leave you for a 14-year-old boy or another woman?” Jah: “Another woman, because I’d be forced to kill that prick, and that would suck.”
15:48 – A good friend of Seth’s used to be in the county jail, and told him they used to watch episodes of Friends on KTLA and it would be a treat to watch such a funny show. Then the guards would turn the TVs off with 10 minutes to go in the show just to piss off the inmates.
26:11 – Jonathan was at a Whole Foods 4 days ago, and as he was pulling in he sees a woman who looks very familiar. He declares it’s categorically a celebrity sighting, but he can’t figure out if it’s Bella Donna or Asia Argento
39:13 – Jah spots K.D. Lang at a Whole Foods
55:28 – Jah had a friend whose dad was killed in a wrongful weed bust. They raided his house at 4 a.m., he came out with a gun because he thought someone was breaking in the house and they shot him dead in the living room
57:02 – Seth’s friend got a tattoo back in high school and wanted to get it off. He said he found a doctor who was going to remove it named Dr. Tattoff. Seth: “Do you mean Doctor Tat Off?” Jah: “This is a real person by the way.”
25:13 – Seth lists off the AVN Award winners
35:12 – Deborah Lafave overview, interview with ex-husband Owen Lafave.
54:27 – Horn Lake, Mississippi cops break into what they think is a meth lab, beat down an 80-year-old couple while sleeping
56:23 – In his upcoming movie Alpha Dog, Justin Timberlake is playing a tough guy, yet is sporting a Chinese tattoo that translates into “ice skating”
1:01 – Jah says it’s pretty bleak out there as far as podcasts go. He’s finding a lot of informative things, but he hasn’t found anything that’s truly funny
1:37 – Seth announces that UYD just passed Yeast Radio in the rankings; Jah made eye contact with that drag queen in the last podcast convention and told him/her that they were coming after him/her. Seth says they won’t get too cocky because they haven’t passed the Buffcast
27:25 – We learn that Seth shares a birthday with Asia Argento – September 20
59:44 – Seth starts his list of weird synonyms for the internet, calling it the “ether-face-net-web.”
24:20 – Jonathan goes off on Art Mann, who will be at the Adult Con 10, then hammers Mark Cuban for founding HDNet
53:56 – Jah mocks Dr. Phil and tells him to stop poisoning the minds of Americans
3:27 – Jah: “Fuck you Jesus.”
3:49 – Jah: “I had no idea that Christians were so technically savvy.”