View Episode 009
Originally aired 04.10.06
44:34 – Seth’s news item from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette inadvertently kicks off this segment. The paper reports “wrap rage,” extreme anger caused by product packaging that is difficult to open or manipulate
30:40 – Official announcement of TWIF. Jonathan: “It’s a theme that came to us.” Held in conjunction with “Who’s Mommin’ Harder?” (a.k.a. “Who’s the Worse Floridian Mom?”)
31:08 – (“Who’s the Worst Floridian Mom?” combined with TWIF) A) Pensacola woman locks disabled
27-year-old son into mobile home with no food, water, electricity for 16 days; B) Mom gives birth to two babies 7 months apart, throws second baby into trash
54:44 – Jonathan announces the official termination of this segment: “I’m not down with endorsing people going and tooling around and looking at these stupid people.”
2:17 – Buzzaire – metered dose caffeine inhaler (April Fool’s hoax)
19:27 – OUT: Poker. IN: Dominoes
54:15 – OUT: Staph infection. IN: Fuserium
22:01 – Da Backwoods – “I Don’t Like the Look of It”
20:50 – Rascal Flatts – “What Hurts the Most”
18:28 – Seth spots two stowaways on Rosie O’Donnell’s gay cruise playing shuffleboard – Brandon Routh and Teddy Geiger
6:18 – In researching a supposedly bogus article about animated tattoos, Seth finally gets ahold of a southern belle woman on the staff to ask if there was a real article about this. She asks Seth what day the article was printed on, and Seth says “Fuckers!” and deeply offends her
23:16 – Jonathan goes into a convenience store to buy a Coca-Cola Blak, and sees an early-20s cute, hip girl walk in with a crazy fox fur wrapped around her neck. Jah wishes it’s fake but it’s fully real, and he immediately has a problem with this and wants to tell her what a moron she is. She walks up next to Jah at the counter, etc. Jah gets into his car while she’s getting into her car, but she gets into a brand new Prius hybrid. Jah’s blood starts to boil, because he thinks it shows some level of consciousness about those kinds of issues: “The thing you’re wearing, it was still alive when it was ripped off the animal straight Duke lacrosse team style.” Jah was about to say something to her but backed off
14:13 – Next weekend in Palm Springs – the White Party – the hottest bodies around. It’s the gay party of the year. You dress in white if you’re dressed at all
53:27 – 35 million Americans wear contacts, including Seth. Optometrists have found a new eye fungus, fuserium, which drops on the cornea.
8:24 – Jah: You know how you can tell you’re in a bad neighborhood? The billboards stay up forever.
9:20 – Rims discussion: “Deuce-deuces” are 22-inch rims. “Deuce McAllisters” are 26-inch rims because his jersey number is 26
12:17 – UYD has fallen behind Coffee Geek podcast but has surpassed Catholic Rockers – the best in Catholic rock bands
30:06 – Seth still wants to know who’s in the LiveLinks spot
38:33 – Jah reveals his man crush on Paul Newman, talking about him beating Jay Leno: “He’s a RACER!”
54:25 – Jonathan insists he would still rather be blind than deaf b/c then he couldn’t hear Seth’s sweet voice every week
41:39 – Jah and Seth go off on creepy killers and rapists for keeping shitty diaries
57:15 – Seth and Jonathan jump to conclusions about the bogusly accused Duke lacrosse players. Jah: “First of all you play lacrosse. Huge problem.”
Hints of RacialReligious Prejudice
14:49 – Jah: “I thought you were going to get all racial on me.” Seth: “I never get racial.”