View Episode 010
Originally aired 04.17.06
37:19 – April 22 is Earth Day. To celebrate, HBO will air Too Hot Not To Handle with Larry David’s wife, Laurie at 7 p.m.; on Lifetime at 7 p.m. on April 22 will be a short version of the film Searching For Angela Shelton; at 4:35 a.m. on April 22 HBO will broadcast Living Dolls
18:41 – A brief reference to the cheater in Ecuador and our friend in Tennessee. Seth: “Those two could go at any minute.”
25:34 – (With Jonathan singing intro) Edgewater man with AIDS molesting children; replacement gym teacher uses same technique of charging kids $1 a day to skip gym class; Miami’s main electricity company is offiering $100,000 reward for information as to who drilled a hole in a pipe in one of its nuclear power plants; 70-year-old man in Titusville grabs woman’s breast in park and shows his prick, then they find a camera and lollipops in his car; Tampa hand surgeon operates on the wrong part of a patient – her third such mistake; Sigma Delta Pi sorority house busted for recording sexual acts w/o permission of participants – 36 pledges were required to have sex with partner on first date with 7 partners in a two-week period via Myspace; 4-year-old boy beaten and pushed outside of a truck by a grown man in a McDonald’s parking lot; man in electronics section of Wal-Mart was seen going up to boys and offering them $20 or $40 to show their genitals; teens injured when internet pipe bomb explodes – one loses an eye; pregnant woman repeatedly kicked during carjacking; husband and wife found dead in clothing store they owned – police calling it suspicious; father strikes daughter with belts for not doing homework; woman leaves 1-month old unattended for 90 minutes in a Sears – was driving home when she realized he wasn’t in the car with her
35:00 – Alcohawk Elite (q3i.com) – digital breath alcohol detector
32:15 – OUT: Dominos. IN: Paintball
21:43 – Yung Joc – “Goin’ Down”
23:27 – Carrie Underwood – “Jesus Take the Wheel”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
52:15 –Jonathan has to watch one of the following: A) A hogdogging rodeo (how many seconds it takes for the pit bull to drop the hog); B) good old-fashioned Puerto Rico cockfight with long blades; or C) a gander pull (hang goose feet first, race by and try to rip head off). Jah chooses a cockfight.
11:53 – Jah goes to eat with his lady at one of his local dives, Hugo’s – it’s packed, and Jah whispers, “I thought Jews didn’t eat.”
33:45 – Jonathan’s Rick Schroder paintball story (“It’s RICK!”). Jah was 13 years old; Rick and his dad looked like scrubs and Rick was being an asshole. Jah got shot in the neck and got the weirdest, bloodiest welt ever. Someone cut the head off a 6-foot rattlesnake and it scarred Jah
37:32 – Seth had his first raw salad at the world’s biggest Earth Day celebration at Woodley Park in Encino. He saw Jerry Cantrell and Josie Moran there
39:38 – Seth tells everyone to TiVo for April 22 at 4:35 a.m. on HBO to watch Living Dolls, the documentary upon which Jonathan and Seth first founded their relationship when Seth worked at Rocket Video in the early 2000s (Jah: “It was one of the first things you and I ever talked about as barely acquaintances at the video store before we really knew each other. You knew everything about it and we had just seen it and you of course had seen it 15 times already.”) Jah remembers that Seth had a cut-out of the main character, Swan, in a drawer. Seth thinks he had it on a t-shirt
56:20 – The new fuserium outbreak originally mentioned in Episode 9 is a result of people using Bausch & Lomb Renu contact solution. Seth thinks the Chicago Tylenol murderer who used cyanide in 1982 is now tampering with the contact solution
13:11 – UYD just passed the official Lost Podcast, but they are right behind Lostcasts.
19:14 – April 20 is National High Five Day
38:26 – Seth mentions a documentary that will appear on Lifetime called Searching for Angela Shelton, a woman who traveled the country meeting women who knew her name. It turned out that a lot of women with her namesake suffered emotionally and physically. Seth and Jonathan met her at the 2004 Air Guitar Championships (under the name “Cherry Vanilla”) at The Roxy on Sunset Boulevard. This footage is captured in the documentary Air Guitar Nation, which Jah and Seth appear in briefly
43:53 – Do some of these bands really need tribute bands? Barenaked Ladies (The Fully-Clothed Gents), Mike & The Mechanics (The Living Years), Evanescence (Pumpkin), Spinal Tap (Wood, Dark Queen, Spinal Pap), Live (Freaks), Bad Company (The Pack, The Merchants, Gin Blossoms (Allison Road), Godsmack (15 different tribute bands) – Godsmack started out as a tribute band to Alice In Chains
3:22 – Are more people going to die in the LA or Boston marathon? Seth says definitely LA: “You have to win a marathon to get into the Boston Marathon.”
19:24 – Jah slams two kids at UVA who proclaim April 20 National High Five Day
21:13 – Seth rips the nerds who celebrated April 5, 2006 at 1:23 a.m. because it was 01.02.03.04.05.06: “It’s numbers man, it’s numerology. Think about it. It’ll never happen in our lifetime, dude. 010203040506!”
2:17 – Jah reacting to Jesus’ triumphal entry into Jerusalem: “What up, fuckers! Tell me when to go! Tell me when to gooo!”