View Episode 017
Originally aired 06.05.06
16:03 – UYD: Carbonated holiness
8:36 – Monday, June 5, 10 p.m. – HBO’s America Undercover: Plastic Disasters; Wednesday, June 7, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central: Dog Bites Man starring Jah’s comedian friend Zach Galifianakis; Sunday, June 11, 10 p.m., final season of Deadwood
12:01 – Ringxiety: Seth can hear his cell phone ringing or feel it vibrating when it is not actually ringing or vibrating
40:01 – Survey reveals FL leads nation in attacks on the homeless; grandparents order hit on own family; Villages retirement community in Orlando has widespread rampant STDs ripping through retirement home (47:42)
5:43 – Woman in garden center bit by snake
31:31 – Jesus Pan – 2 pans for $29.99
26:43 – Ice Cube – “Why We Thugs” (not spoken until 28:48)
25:08 – Brad Paisley – “Alcohol”
4:52 – Anderson Cooper: “I love Tiara Girls and My Super Sweet 16, I’ve said that. But I’m also so into The Hills. Have you seen this, how good it looks? They’re just following Lauren Conrad from Laguna Beach, and I like, love her new life. I can’t wait for Beyond the Break on the N. It starts this weekend. It’s just about four female competitive surfers in Hawaii. They’re my two new favorite shows.”
59:02 – Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in response to the European Union Nuclear Incentive Plan: “You think you’re dealing with a 4-year-old child to whom you can give walnuts and chocolates to?”
21:45 – Eddie Furlong is fucking the shit out of Haley Joel Osment – Seth’s interior decorator friend was at Haley Joel’s house, Eddie and HJ got “mighty cozy” and then were “mighty cozy.”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
24:19 – Seth: “Who would win, Helen Hunt’s forehead or Reese Witherspoon’s forehead?” Jah: “Reese Witherspoon’s, because it’s more All-American.” Seth: “You’re right, Helen Hunt has a Commy forehead.”
34:13 – Titled "Path":
They tell me you are wrong / We are right / Disbelief compels me to fight / Break loose the chains of Babylon / The chains we allow them to put on / I cry: "Jah Jah show I the way / Jah Jah please hear what I say / I is in your hands now / So I beg show me how / Shall I take this route just for now? / Or forever (Amendment: Shall I take this route just for now? / Or for”I”ver?)
Jah says the segment has been renamed to just “Life” (38:55)
6:58 – Jah admits to seeing X-Men 3
18:39 – Seth is scared to death of mesothelioma from asbestos because he used to paint houses three summers ago with a good friend, David, who passed away from a cancer. They used to be at houses and scraping cottage cheese asbestos off roofs while listening to Arrow 93 and cranking up Boston.
27:48 – Seth’s old friend Dave Thistlewood brought the tape of “Straight Outta Compton” to second lunch when Seth was in high school – 12 Massholes in crazy Starter jackets sat around and couldn’t believe what they were hearing. At that point Seth knew he was moving to L.A. Jah heard it at a party and looked over his shoulder and was like ‘What the ….?’
54:07 – Seth’s friend Jay Frasca (sp?) nearly lost his face after Seth and his buddies threw a brick of M-80s and fireworks in a homeless barrel
54:46 – Jah’s sister’s boyfriend tried to build a roman candle, was making it out of a metal pipe and a shard of the metal pipe seared through his forearm and opened up his muscle
0:38 – Third baseman for Long Beach State baseball team up for top college player of the year. His name? Evan Longoria. Seth: “Does Evan Longoria listen to our show?” (55:15)
55:51 – 24-year-old Cory Favreau stabs his mom with a sharp cross-shaped object over disagreement about American Idol contestant Katherine McPhee
30:18 – Jonathan’s Rick Ross ringtone
33:19 – Seth and Jah have a window set up outside the studio so all the kids in the neighborhood can line up outside
33:27 – A sign of things to come in Ep. 100 – Jah: “We don’t vidcast…” Seth: “Yet!”
43:45 – Seth’s grandmother lives in Seminole, Fla., but returns to Massachusetts for the summer. The shows during the summer are a little looser and more funny because Seth is more relaxed with her being away from Florida
51:48 – Huell Howser sent Seth a postcard saying he wanted to name a veggie hot dog at Pink’s after UYD
55:47 – Jah loves his son Jimmy
50:00 – On the 4th of July weekend, UYD is doing a live podcast from the Villages in Orlando
31:45 – Seth goes off on Al Gore and his new doc, An Inconvenient Truth
21:33 – J: “On a scale from light to dark skin, 1 to 10?” S: “I would say human.” (Seth refutes racism)