View Episode 020
Originally aired 06.26.06
13:58 – UYD: Brought to you by Samantha Fox and fluff
28:41 and 41:07 – UYD: Just do it
41:14 – UYD: Once you pop, you can’t stop
41:24 – UYD: Have a UYD and a smile
46:08 – UYD: Two thumbs up
56:13 – UYD: Ni-cola!
34:45 – Thursday, June 29, History Channel, 10 p.m.: American Eats: The Food That Built America: “Pizza” … Also Thursday, Season 2 of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, 10 p.m. on F/X … Thursday, HBO, 9 p.m., Big Hits, Bombs and Blockbusters.
5:24 – Coital Cephalalgia: When you get a searing headache after ejaculation
8:34 – Adult Onset Adolescence: Seth is building forts, got a bike, put baseball cards in the back spokes because his childhood was robbed from him
25:26 – (crazy reverse intro) Transgendered 5-year-old child told to act neutral; guards boning down on inmates, federal agents killed; Clearwater police officer beats wife when she refuses to engage in group sex; etc.
54:30 – Nicowater – nicotine-infused water
58:05 – Renova – black toilet paper
15:35 – OUT: Silverwater and Super oxygenated water IN: Desalinated deep sea water from Hawaii
36: 56 – OUT: Metrosexuals. IN: Machismo
42:44 – OUT: Eating for your blood type. IN: Neutrogenomics
19:13 – Gucci Mane feat. Young Jeezy & Boo) – “Icy” (not spoken until 22:50)
23:40 – Toby Keith – “Honkytonk U”
41:32 – Seth and Jonathan saw Elijah Wood and Gael García Bernal at the International Healing Foundation wrestling and talking man talk
7:28 - Coital Sepholagia
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
16:43 – What’s the periodic abbreviation for gold? Answer: Au (“A! U! Bring me back my gold chain!”)
49:58 – Jah has to do impersonations of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Yoda and Shaggy
57:25 – Seth: “What if I chewed Nicorette and Copenhagen and smoked a cigarette while you poured Nicowater down my throat and stuck nicotine patches on the small of my back? What would happen to me?” Jah: “You would have a heart attack.” Seth whistles.
46:55 – Not all of Jah’s poetry dealt with Jah, Rastafari and I&I:
Have you ever seen a handful of flesh / Twist and turn in the fear of ambush / All anger is is fear / And now it all seems so clear / But back then I was an infant and I didn't know what it was / Swirled around / And into / And out of / Until there was not a single sliver of imagination left / In that boy / In that world / In that time / On that plane / Some say now that it was a fluke / I still say it was large, scary doubts / That lead him to where he dwells today / Off in the distance somewhere / Worshiping a toilet bowl / Or a computer screen
0:20 – Jonathan leaves Seth a phone message saying, “Hey Seth, it’s Jonathan.”
6:04 – After Jah came inside her, he would get a searing headache and have to lay down
56:58 – Seth smoked once outside of a Grateful Dead concert at the Boston Garden b/c all the hippies were smoking and he wanted to fit in. Jah says that when you smoke too many cigarettes and get nauseous it is the worst stomachache and headache you could imagine
43:55 – “Deadcasts.” Live feeds via the internet where you can attend a funeral service
0:01 – Robotic voice announces the voicemail number – 888-842-2357
9:14 – Jah: “How about a podcast that has no internet access?”
12:19 – Seth introduces us to fluffernutters – marshmallow fluff is egg whites, corn syrup, sugar and vanilla flavoring, put it on Wonder Bread, put peanut butter on other side and you’ve got a fluffernutter
20:15 and 25:12 – Seth ponders: Is it inappropriate to whistle at an attractive woman? Seth prefers whistle, J-dog prefers “SsssMOKIN!” (21:59)
31:55 – Jah gets super violent: “Hit her. Hit her. Hit her. HIT HER!”
43:26 – Seth: “That’s the circle of life. Hakuna Matata? Is that the circle of life?”
46:40 – We learn Jah’s full name: Jonathan Preston Larroquette
48:51 – Seth going off on jugglers: “Unless you literally juggle your own balls, I don’t want to see you juggling.”
51:26 – Seth blasts Rappin’ Granny: “Hey bitch, you ever heard of Gucci Mane? He killed your grandson and he’s in jail in Decatur, Georgia.”
33:54 – Seth thought a Bobcat was a euphemism for a Mexican. Jah: “That’s the best term for a day worker. … You Bobcats want to work today or you just want to sit around? Hop in the back!” Seth: “Hey! Bobcats! You hungry? Put the burrito down! We’re working here!”
40:30 – J: “The other ones are going to be Jesus up in your gay butt.”
51:12 – S: “God bless her, this beautiful, this black, this woman.”
58:26 – S: “Portuguese? You gotta watch those people, dude.”