View Episode 038
Originally aired 11.13.06
1:01:06
12:06 – UYD: Think about it
23:47 – UYD: Son of coma guy
48:05 – Phantom Vibration Syndrome: Seth wakes up in the middle of the night feeling vibrations in his upper thigh like his phone is still there on vibrate.
58:20 – Penn & Teller are now also ripping Florida. Jonathan: Why don’t you just call the documentary ‘Jacking UYD.’ Seth: “The only story you need to know is that a woman in Tampa was beaten down by a dildo.”
51:57 – The Bib – half a suit so you can look legit when you’re doing a videoconference
54:07 – Lavazza.com and Moobella vending machines
55:01 – Tersano.com - $200 clean machine uses water to sanitize and oxygenate your vegetables
55:42 – FDA approves first spray to delouse your meat before you eat it – bacteria-eating virus
35:58 – Fat Joe feat. Lil’ Wayne – “Make It Rain”
37:47 – Kellie Pickler – “Small Town Girl” (not read until 39:11)
2:52 – Salvia divinorum being banned by several states and is supposed to have strong connections to LSD, although Jah denies that
21:42 – Is Dateline dead? Well – a former Terrell, TX District Attorney is. He shoots himself in the head when police come to serve him a warrant.
3:54 – Jah watched Amir smoke some type of sage called salvia with four other dudes and nothing happened to them
22:53 – Seth got on YouTube for the first time in his life and watched a Christina Aguilera video from five years ago
40:34 – Jonathan’s story about his road trip with Wally where they went to a huge Wal-Mart somewhere in the Dakotas – Girl in store: “Ooh, when I get paid, I’m gonna get me some of them Taz slippers.” (41:43)
19:43 – There are currently 12,000 Starbucks in the U.S. but they want 20,000 in a couple years. They’re opening 5 stores a day and their revenue was close to $8 billion for 2005 worldwide
6:41 – Jah watches a movie called The Cookout and walks away from it feeling fairly confused, utterly unentertained and really curious about how movies like this continue to get made
16:24 – Jonathan and Seth’s favorite day is Black Friday. On this day in 2005 they decided to start UYD. On the way to buy ionizers at The Sharper Image, they were gridlocked in traffic they discussed how they could talk about our life, country and culture – UYD is what they came up with.
25:16 – Jah hears something and wonders if there’s someone else in the apartment
9:00 – Jonathan: “What’s the white equivalent of that movie?”
10:32 – Jonathan: “Every time I go into a sneaker store black guys never order a size over a size 10.”