View Episode 040
Originally aired 11.27.06
1:02:13 – Seth: “Seatbelts. Seatbelts. Seatbelts.”
1:03:03
2:42 – UYD: Buried in your backyard
2:54 – UYD: For the aliens to find out
10:18 – UYD: Two bucks a breath
18:39 – UYD: Don’t smoke. Chew. And Breastfeed.
37:15 – Shopaholics are officially recognized in the American Journal of Psychiatry – 10 million sufferers in the U.S.; also Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS) is recognized by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention – 20% of adults take something to help go to sleep at night. Jah gets an e-mail from listener Neil, who has Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Episode 038), and wants to know what it is because he has it.
48:45 – Man arrested at MNF game for impersonating a police officer; 15 men have AK-47 shootout during baby shower; family’s house catches fire for third time in 10 months; Morales family has house lit on fire for third time in 10 months; man claims anti-depressant Paxil caused him to steal $8 million from a former employer; first grader brings a bag of cocaine to Beverly Shores Elementary School in Leesburg; etc.
8:53 – Bottled oxygen
31:00 – Organic Bouquet unveils 6-foot roses that cost $250 per dozen – they’re grown in Ecuador at high elevation
56:14 – OUT: Mobisodes. IN: Retrosodes
Hip Hop Song of the Week / Country Song of the Week
42:26 – Seth says they’re not abandoning the Hip Hop / Country songs of the week; they’re just waiting for choice material
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
26:51 – Five real hobos, five Seth hobo names. Jah gets 6 of 10 correct
1:01:46 – Jah has to say “restroom” three times fast and says it wicked slow
53:09 – Jah talks about methodone abusers who take a Xanax with methodone and it simulates the effects of heroin
34:54 – Seth’s story about flying from Boston to LA with several Russians who he suspected were Chechnyan rebels.
35:33 – Jonathan’s story about Italian friend John who was interrogated at airport before trip to Europe
46:44 – Jah had a friend whose mother died and he had her cremated. He spent some time in prison, and had a jailhouse tattoo of his mother’s portrait on his chest, made using his mother’s ashes for the black pigment
12:55 – Heidi Fleiss’s stud farm mentioned in Episode 39 turns out to be a farce
17:05 – Woman taken off Delta Airlines flight for breastfeeding
20:27 – Jones Soda crazy flavors: Broccoli Casserole, Corn on the Cob and Brussel Sprout, Fish Taco and Curry Chicken
23:05 – Maurice Graham aka “King of the Hobos” passes away; Seth delves into hobo vocabulary (sloptart = girl who will give you sexual pleasure in exchange for a weapon)
40:23 – American teens are texting while driving (TWD) and getting in fender benders. Hovering over these teens are “helicopter parents,” parents who “hover” over their children’s lives from Kindergarten through college
1:01:27 – University of Georgia has installed gender-neutral restrooms for transgendered students
0:01 – Jonathan, Seth and UYD Nation are first to wish Mr. Larroquette a happy birthday
6:55 – This is the unofficial 1-year anniversary for UYD, because Thanksgiving of 2005 was the period of time when they decided to do the show. Seth: “This is UYD at its zenith.”
21:23 – Jah says he used to be able to distinguish the different colors of M&Ms; in 5th and 6th grade. Says he will put it to the test on air at some point
51:24 – Seth first proposes adopting a small black boy as his great-grandson and naming him Jeff
51:45 – Seth announces he will adopt a black great-grandson named Jeff
13:48 – Both rip on Michael Richards for being a crazy racist
15:14 – Seth making fun of Ray Romano’s stand-up
33:06 – Minneapolis, MN – 9 Muslims drop down for evening prayers and people freak out; Seth rips on them: “What man? Why you discriminating against us? Hey Muslims, cut the shit man! Hey you whites are discriminatory! Are we, Muslims? Pray in the bathroom quietly! You’re being racist and judgmental! Am I being judgmental dog? What are you praying to man? There’s a football game on! Stop it!”
39:01 – Seth going off on Neal Patrick Harris
56:45 – Jah laces into the internet for letting every 19-year-old dickhead with iMovie make shitty animation movies that he has to filter through before he finds anything worth a shit
58:28 – Seth: “Hey Jack Black, do you look like more of an asshole in your Holiday movie poster or in your Pick of Destiny movie poster? You ain’t that good to look at… stay out of movies with Jude Law.”
33:40 – Seth imitates a Muslim prayer
34:06 – Seth on Muslims: “…all of them, like in full gear.”