View Episode 041
Originally aired 12.04.06
1:01:29 – Seth: “You know what you should wear though?” Jah: “Seatbelts.”
15:45 – UYD: Brought to you by Restoration Hardware. You’ll get fucked.
23:22 – UYD: That’s where it’s at
32:53 – UYD: USA
59:44 – UYD: Side thigh
52:52 – Jonathan cracks open a Cocaine. Seth: “Cocaine anyone? … Cocaine the drink is better than cocaine the drug.”
59:05 – Fourth person confirms they have Phantom Vibration Syndrome – make that five, because Seth’s mother has it as well. Amir simply gets it in his side thigh and it doesn’t have anything to do with his cell phone
59:51 – Holiday Rage: Long lines get Seth riled up
48:59 – Man high on crack and butt naked gets arm ripped off by alligator; dude shoots and kills best friend on accident with a gun he stole the day before out of a patrol car in his neighborhood; old man living in Winter Springs charged with a ton of child pornography, but calls it a misunderstanding because he doesn’t know how to use new technology when people send him things; woman goes missing for 13 days – actually gets stuck behind a bookshelf and dies; etc.
37:24 – OUT: Let’s Get It Started. IN: 2Unlimited’s “Y’all Ready For This?”
45:00 – OUT: Fingerprinting your child. IN: DNA swabbing
18:08 – Jah was on a Today Show segment reading some of his Jah!nathan’s Poetry, but Jah said it was poorly edited and zoomed in on his cold sore: “Thanks Today Show. Thanks for not plugging the podcast. Thanks for fuckin’ peepin’ out my herps. Just a win-win for me.”
29:19 – Jah was watching old footage of the Grateful Dead on YouTube, and was reading the comments from all the stoners. Some dude gets in and makes a joke about the Dead: Hey what did the Deadheads say when they ran out of drugs? What’s up with this crappy music? Jah goes to the dude’s page and he has two Vince Neal interviews tagged, along with two 14-year-old girls dancing to “My Humps.” Jah wonders why he’s trying to rile up these Deadheads
6:19 – British magazine Q lists 20 best songs of last 20 years, and most of them are shitty
25:40 – Military reviewing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy
31:53 – Military using silly string in Iraq so it will land on trip wires when they’re going through doors
33:22 – E-mail turns 35 this week. 60 billion e-mails sent every day
35:00 – Man suing IBM for $5 million for wrongful termination. He was fired for surfing sex sites all the time. He says it was self medication for his post-traumatic stress disorder
36:31 – Utah Jazz’ new arena being renamed as Energy Solutions Arena, but people are upset because it’s a low-level nuclear waste company
37:52 – Boston Garden holds one-day auction for highest bidder to name the arena. Stockbroker in New York makes highest bid to name it the Derek Jeter Center, but they wouldn’t allow it and had another charity outbid him
48:13 – Actor Richard Belzer has played the character Det. John Munch on at least 7 different primetime TV shows
13:38 – Seth places mistletoe above Jonathan in studio
30:58 – Seth requests someone to send him the song “Too Much Time On My Hands” by Styx
39:47 – Jah talks about the urban legend of Las Vegas pumping pure oxygen into casinos to make people stay super awake and hang out and gamble
42:22 – Jah and Seth introduce the new scent of UYD: vanilla, sandalwood and lyme. Seth: “That’s a delicious fragrance; what are you wearing? I’m wearing UYD. What are you listening to? I’m listening to UYD. What are you watching? I’m watching UYD. Why are you fighting? We’re fighting for UYD. But you’re in a parking lot at Pavilions. It’s 2 o’clock in the morning. Big whoop. It don’t matter to me. Fallujah, Vine Street, I don’t give a fuck. I fight for freedom … and UYD.”
43:24 – Seth and Jah compare East Coast vs. West Coast terminology: jimmies vs. sprinkles, bubblers vs. water fountains, pigpiles vs. dogpiles, gym vs. P.E., recess vs. nutrition, tonic vs. soda
32:31 – Jonathan: “If there was a platoon listening to UYD, I would get the platoon tattooed on my body.” Seth: “Oh, we’ll do that. The Fightin’ 28th. What’s up, we’re the Bulldog. What’s up? Semper Fidelis bitch!”
9:40 – Seth: “Hey Britain’s top music mag Q, are you OK?!”
24:01 – Both rail on Blackeyed Peas
1:37 – Listener Scott contacts UYD and corrects them on some racist stuff that causes Seth to realize that his comments will be considered racist in the future
3:35 – Seth references full gear for Muslims again, mentions them not shaving or showering
1:00:49 – Seth: “Happy Kwanzaa, Tyrone. Is that racist?”
1:01:10 – Jonathan references Seth’s black great-grandson Jeff