View Episode 046
Originally aired 01.08.07
1:01:28
29:09 – NBC ordered some pilots; they’re going to do a remake of The Bionic Woman; Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune were both picked up through the 2011-2012 TV seasons. Pat and Vanna are entering their 24th season, while Alex Trebeck is starting his 23rd season. They once had an April Fool’s edition when they switched shows. Armed and Famous (Wednesday, 8 p.m., CBS) had an incident in which Erik Estrada got into a shouting match with a stabbed dude in an ambulance because the guy was calling him Emilio Estevez; Sunday night, Jan. 14, two Season 2 premieres on HBO: at 9 p.m., the final season of Rome amd at 10 p.m. Ricky Gervais’ Extras; lastly, a show on the Biography channel, Final 24 will feature episode 2, River Phoenix; and CYLL on this one – the only reality show they failed to mention last week but by far the best one, VH1’s Shooting Sizemore.
47:15 – Spasmodic Dysphonia: Parts of Seth’s brain aren’t working properly and he can’t control his speech. He can only speak while reading poetry or right after sneezing. The only way he can treat it is with injections of botox to the area around his larynx
44:33 – A) Dad leaves 3-year-old in locked van parked outside of adult bookstore for 45 minutes (“Hey, I have an addiction to these types of stores.”); B) Mom oblivious to 3-year-old in diapers walking along interstate: “Oh, he got out again?”
22:21 – Rich Boy – “Throw Some D’s”
24:09 – Taylor Swift – “Tim McGraw” (not spoken until 25:06)
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
17:58 – 5 real full moons/5 fake full moons
35:54 – Jonathan: “Who would you rather get fucked by? Tom Sizemore or Mike Madsen.” Seth: Michael Madsen, because he would read poetry afterward, making it somehow seem justified.”
43:25 – Seth: “Would you rather be fucked by Sizemore or probed by aliens in Sedona?” Jah: “Probed by aliens in Sedona.”
5:46 – Seth’s child fascination when he learned about time zones was having something be alive and then flying it back in time and killing it before it was born
7:52 – Jonathan’s Sedona, Arizona UFO story. Therapist to Jah: “Do not investigate any further because you’re getting into something you don’t want to deal with.”
14:03 – Jonathan goes to a New Year’s party, sees a friend of his smoke a j-dog with Kelli Osborne. Also talks to another girl whose 34-year-old brother is going to Afghanistan because he feels that’s where we should have been in the first place
36:19 – Jah’s friend recorded Mike Madsen performing his crazy poetry while drinking a bottle of Jack Daniel’s as his crazy hot wife sat in the control room
37:28 – Jah is standing in the bank for half an hour, getting so frustrated, and then when someone at the window goes, “Hey I see you guys are real busy,” and Jah goes, “Yeah you wanna know why, because they hire mental retards here.” Jah thought it would expedite the process but it elongated the process and he left having not executed said task
42:57 – Jah saw the sun rise over the Grand Canyon and was disappointed in it
6:26 – On Nov. 7, 2006, at 4:30 p.m. at Chicago O’Hare Airport, up to 12 employees of United Airlines reported seeing a UFO
13:17 – Army sends letters to 75 dead soldiers asking them to return to active duty
39:02 – Tom Sizemore movie Zyzzyx Road – played at one theater in Dallas and grossed $30 over six days
41:08 – Bush administration officials have ordered the National Park Service to not give an official age for the Grand Canyon
54:24 – Man who saves guy in subway gets free subway rides for li— a year.
0:01 – No intro song can be heard
1:15 – 2007 Predictions: 1) We’ll bring heat’
1:23 – Pat Robertson predicts a major terrorist attack that will occur after September of this year – possibly millions will be killed (said God told him in a dream)
2:00 – Seth brings up his school shooting prediction again
2:19 – Psychic Susan Miller with Hannah Storm. Storm: “… you said it was going to be a really big year for America and we did have those elections.”
3:11 – Psychic Jane Doherty on Fox News’ Heartland: “I see problems in Africa…”
4:16 – Seth: “I see the world coming together in harmony.” Jah: “Do you see us making a living doing this show?” Seth: “Would me driving an old Pontiac Firebird be making a living?”
29:31 – Seth predicts that Natasha Gregson Wagner will play The Bionic Woman (actually Michelle Ryan)
43:53 – Seth will take Tom Sizemore for a wheatgrass shot at the Beverly Hills Juice Club, and then will take him to Swingers for a soyrizo scramble with egg whites