View Episode 053
Originally aired 02.26.07
1:00:27
26:32 – UYD: Re-burn the bras
42:30 – Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX; Spike TV has teamed up with the IFOCE to broadcast 3 events this year, starting with the St. Patrick’s Day Chowdown in Savannah, Ga.; Last Call With Carson Daly all this week is celebrating 5 years on the air; The Agency series premiere, Tuesday night, 10 p.m., VH1, featuring agents at the Wilhelmina Modeling Agency
22:08 – Hooters new energy drink – orange or berry flavors, regular or sugar free
23:00 – Tum Tum – “Caprice Muzik”
24:59 – Craig Morgan – “A Little Bit Of Life”
25:49 – Craig Morgan - “That’s What I Love About Sunday” (rehash of Episode 016)
:40 – Second Murphy, TX recap. An attractive blonde decoy might be replacing Meatloaf, the other female decoy. Jah: “She is so bad at her job.” One peed uses the word “fantageous” when talking about chatting. More talk about the male decoy. Seth: “He should be charged with manslaughter.” Seth got in his car and started driving when the male decoy was on the phone telling the peed to get over there. Seth and Jonathan propose that they should get the decoys naked. Seth thinks the male decoy would be up for anything: “We need you to bone down. Oh sure! I’ll do it for the cause! What cause?” Hansen asks peed, What would you do if someone was trying to do this to your daughter? Peed: Well I hope he’d be on the up and up. Seth: “What, like you?” Jah thinks that the Perverted Justice people are so inundated with this stuff that they are 10-20 times pervier and crazier than any of the dudes they take down. … Another 35-year-old dude comes in and says “All we were going to do was play pool.” Dr. Hansen shows him the picture of his cock and says “What kind of pool game is this. What are you going to use this for?” … Another dude with the chat name “twinktoilet” says he knows it’s not an excuse, but his best friend’s mom is dying of cancer and that’s why he’s doing this. … Dude blows his brain’s out when the cops show up to his house. He did it right in front of the cops after telling they they wouldn’t get hurt. His computer was so heavily inundated with porn that they had to take it back to Sony to extract everything. … Both are looking forward to Flagler Beach, Fla.
57:58 – Jonathan receives e-mail of a guy with a Myspace page who was on TCAP
18:53 – Jonathan references the segment, although he does not read anything
5:36 – Jah had a friend who did DVD authoring for porns where he would chop the movie into chapters. At first he said it was the best job ever, then a month later he had to get out of the job because it’s the worst and all you see is meat
17:58 – Jonathan’s friend who used to be a Catholic used to give up reruns of Laverne & Shirley for lent
40:52 – Seth remembers watching Game 5 of the Lakers-Celtics NBA Finals in 1984, known as the “Heat Game” because there was no air conditioning in the Boston Garden (game time temperatures over 100 degrees in June). Seth and his parents watched the game from their back porch because it was too hot to be in the house, they ordered Mexican food from Pedro Diego’s and Seth bit on a screw that was in his food
51:25 – Jonathan knows a guy who is a hypnotherapist, but every time he sees him he keeps trying to convince Jonathan to get hypnotized so he can quit smoking
0:21 – This episode is brought to us by Team UYD
9:50 – Seth explains the following foods: ants on a log, elephant ears, bear claws, egg cream, Hawaiian pizza, swiss roll, and London broil
17:42 – Seth gives up hate for lent. Every New Year’s and every lent he gives it up.
36:46 – Seth realizes that hakuna matata means “no worries.”
27:38 and 42:40 – Jonathan going off on comments made on Little Man movie podcast website
12:13 – Jonathan defends himself against accusations of racism. Female listener thinks Seth made an anti-Latino statement. Jonathan goes to iTunes to see if there’s any comments about this. Dude’s comment “…it’s a really funny podcast. … Seth is amazing with his deadpan comic timing and Jonathan with his unabashed acceptance of sidekick status. … by the way, I wish Jonathan would lay off of the Jeezo comments. I can take it in stride but I’ve had a hard time convincing some of my friends to listen to the show. You wouldn’t want to alienate a huge potential listening group.”