View Episode 056
Originally aired 03.19.07
1:00:29
20:14 – Seth recalls his Spasmodic Dysphonia, but the botox injection to his larynx fixed that. He is now a Super Taster – he has specialized taste buds on the tip of his tongue and things like spinach, black coffee and broccoli are so bitter that he cannot ingest them. Seth does a wheatgrass and just grins and bears it to build up a tolerance against this; he drinks herbamatte instead of coffee and simply shuns spinach
48:43 – Dr. Marc J. Goulet arrested for treating people without license, would prescribe a cream – on the tube it said “Passion Cream for Women.” Women was crossed out with a magic marker and “Men” was written in; etc.
57:20 – Seth says UYD does it for the Scientologists, but Jah isn’t so sure
15:28 – New sneakers – Nike Air Max 90s covered in 4-leaf covers; Adidas highs and lows St. Pattys; Nike Air Force One St. Patrick’s Day low-tops; Reebok BB 5600 St. Patrick’s Day edition high-high-tops
42:26 – IN: Nude travel cruises
23:57 – Fat Joe feat. Lil’ Wayne – “Make It Rain Remix”
25:55 – Miranda Lambert – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”
55:52 – Peyton Manning married Cedric the Entertainer
1:42 – Jah wonders if people still do GHB; Seth says they do unwillingly in South Padre
28:10 – Predator courtroom wrap-up. 17 dudes arrested in the Long Beach sting roll the dice and take it to trial instead of doing 18 months in prison and all get probation. … 10 perps in Georgia are all given the option of plea bargaining for 21 months or rolling the dice, they all roll the dice and are all sentenced anywhere from 2-6 years in prison. Georgia judge: “We take care of our kids.”
9:06 – Seth got a phone call today from someone very angry at him that they didn’t have his e-mail. Seth: “You don’t have it, because I don’t have it.”
10:20 – Jah was in his apartment at Park La Brea when he found out Biggie was shot down on March 9, 1997; Seth was on North Beachwood – he got a call on Sunday morning from his friend Nick Lang, because Seth was at Nick’s house, which was around Crescent Heights and Wilshire, and Biggie got shot at Wilshire-Fairfax
11:07 – When Tupac died Sept. 13, 1996, in Las Vegas, Jah was on the set of The John Larroquette Show, a guy on the show named Daryl “Chill” Mitchell was supposed to go to the fight with them but couldn’t because of the show. Mitchell would’ve been in the car with them. Mitchell is now paralyzed because of a motorcycle accident
13:34 – When Easy E died, Seth was driving east on Sunset Blvd. at Highland by Hollywood High School, he was listening to Power 106 when they said it and he looked up and saw the Hollywood sign and put his head down to pay his respects
14:15 – Seth tipped a 40 when Dave Thistlewood played NWA’s “Straight Outta Compton” for the first time as they sat around a lunch table and their jaws dropped. For the next 9 months they wore Raiders jackets and hats and only listened to it.
14:47 – Seth re-hashes his TCBY yogurt story from Episode 039
36:38 – Jonathan’s Filipino bowling story. Jah got into bowling and was about a 150-160 average, got put on a ridiculously good team, changed his stroke and started tanking to about a 75-80 average. One guy on the team gets smashed one night and just rails on Jah, so Jah calls the next week and makes an excuse so he won’t have to go anymore.
47:51 – Jah gets further into his identity theft situation – they not only opened up the Home Depot card account, but a Sam’s Club $300 credit account a year ago
2:21 – Guy is suing the FCC because he says Prince’s Super Bowl halftime performance left him with erectile dysfunction; another mother is upset because it might turn her son gay
3:12 – Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers, is discovered to have faulty toilet piping that is connected to a storm drain instead of the sanitary sewer system. Since the park opened in 2001, a steady stream of shit has been going into the Menomonee River, which flows straight into Lake Michigan
4:33 – Ben Affleck is narrating a new sports DVD called “Red Sox Baby: Raising Tomorrow’s Boston Red Sox Fan Today.” It prepares infants to become Sox fans, and teaches counting, spelling, shape and color recognition. Seth: “I didn’t have that DVD, nor did anyone I know, and we didn’t have any problems getting indoctrinated into that Nation.”
31:05 – Registered sex offender in Sonora, Calif., arrested after a police officer who was sitting in his patrol car watched him drive around an elementary school several times and then sit and park there. Looks inside the van and the dude is wearing a full marching band uniform, and has children’s toys and a box marked CINDERELLA containing hardcore porn DVDs
31:52 – Lindsey Ashford, self-professed pedophile, has handicapped the 2008 presidential election based on the cuteness of the candidate’s daughters/granddaughters
35:02 – New Mexico signs legislation to outlaw cockfighting, leaving one state in the union where it is still legal: Louisiana
43:56 – National Association of Home Builders said that by 2015, 60% of all custom-built homes built in the U.S. will have a small twist – separate bedrooms for couples
46:56 – Morning Sentinel newspaper in Maine revealed the lottery winner this week, included a photo of the person with their name, address, telephone number and social security number in the newspaper
56:15 – Army recruiting top-notch paintball players
56:34 – Muslims in Twin Cities won’t handle pork, so supermarkets are going haywire b/c no pork will be handled whatsoever, even if it’s wrapped up
0:31 – Jah and Seth are podcasting live from South by Southwest in Austin TX
22:45 – Seth wishes his mother a wonderful trip to Italy, where she will be listening to the show will fellow Romans
43:43 – Jah sleeps in the raw; Seth sleeps in a sweatshirt and a parka as his bottom
44:57 – Jah’s friends Alley Mills and Orson Beane have separate houses in Venice side-by-side, connected by a tunnel
58:44 – Seth has seen “Blood In Blood Out… Bound By Honor” three times in the theaters.
27:53 – Seth: Blake Shelton will be dead by the end of the year
36:16 – Seth: “Keep it down in there, Juan!” … the Filipinos love that shit. Crazy in Manila
58:52 – Seth: “I love fucking Latinos.”