View Episode 057
Originally aired 03.26.07
1:00:42
35:34 – UYD: Fine things
42:05 – UYD: Express lane
48:13 – Seth talks a lot about The Agency because he loves it. He also loves a new show on the G4 Network called Ninja Warrior, an obstacle course set up by the Japanese that is impossible to beat. They keep making it harder rather than easier – it features 4 different stages, 2 with a time clock and two without, testing strength, agility and awesomeness … Sunday, April 1 on A&E – the series premiere of Sons of Hollywood, featuring Randy Spelling (Aaron Spelling’s son), Sean Stewart (Rod Stewart) and agent David Weintraub.
52:17 – DJ Paul and Juicy J of Three 6 Mafia will appear on The Adventures in Spring Break ’07 on MTV, where they take three USC cheerleaders to Acapulco. It is a precursor to their new show Adventures in Hollyhood, Thursday April 15 at 10 p.m. on MTV.
4:01 – UYD listener gives nine-message full trajectory of their Cocaine use. Tracked it down in a New York deli and gave them updates
29:28 – Granddaughter of NASCAR founder arrests someone in Boca Raton; Cape Coral “officer” pulling over teens/young adults and taking $20 bills from them; toddler at Jacksonville pre-school tests positive for cocaine; guy strangles wife to death with a belt and claims she wanted it for rough sex, etc. Seth: “Hey Florida, you’re like the Will Ferrell of states. You’re like a Will Ferrell-Jack Black buddy comedy.” (35:01)
52:06 – Three 6 Mafia – “Doe Boy Fresh”
54:03 – Pat Green – “Dixie Lullaby”
2:31 – Ted Turner, speaking at a Bay Area conference about clean energy, and the relationship between the U.S. and China: “The Chinese are very smart. I mean, have you ever met a dumb Chinaman?”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
1:10 – Jonathan and Seth play out Miss Rhode Island answering question about banning anything in the world (cell phones while driving)… Miss Tennessee answering if she could be any man – “Will Smith”
10:53 – Jonathan’s Hollywood Christmas parade story centering around his father – When he was on a show called Baa Baa Black Sheep, he and his friends in the cast are riding through the parade in a ’50-something Buick convertible with the Pioneer Chicken kid (wearing a big chicken costume), Mr. Larroquette and his friends get hammered on Jack Daniels and get the Pioneer Chicken kid drunk too; they start punching the Pioneer Chicken kid and huge chunks of the paper mache head are falling off and they’re throwing them. At the end of the parade they decide to go to the Magic Castle (members-only club for magicians and fans of magic) with the Pioneer Chicken kid. In the Magic Castle they start an alltime historic foodfight, Mr. Larroquette is banned from the Magic Castle, his membership card revoked and told to never go there again. Years later when he was on Night Court they sent him a lifetime membership, which he turned down.
23:41 – Seth’s story about cell phone guy during Shooter at the Arclight
37:27 – Jonathan’s story about being at Whole Foods store in line with crazy stupid woman, thought she was singing “Video Killed the Radio Star,” but she’s really mumbling to herself: Yeah, it’s the only bars that fill me up, and the great thing about filling me up is I can’t not eat. Granted, I am going to incorporate exercise into the diet soon, but if I can shave 200 calories off the diet that’d be great. Her card keeps getting declined and she’s like, Well I have $1,400 in my account. They’re probably freaking out because I just bought a laptop. She took 15 minutes in the express lane.
46:04 – The last time Jah got a peace signal from someone he was on his way to the UYD studio last week. He pulled over a little to the left because he saw a motorcycle coming down the middle row, the biker flashed Jah the down-low riders-only peace sign
47:21 – The greatest thing Seth ever got was from a friend of his named Sam Ball – at the beginning of the anthrax scare it had Seth’s name cryptically written with no return address. It was a burned Anthrax CD with a note that said YOU HAVE ANTHRAX.
1:10 – Jerry Springer asks Miss Rhode Island: “If you could ban the use of anything in the world, what would it be?” Answer: “It would be probably using your cell phone while driving. I don’t know if it’s a problem here in Hollywood, but it’s a huge problem back home.” Miss Tennessee said she would be Will Smith if she could be any man.
5:31 – Guy is suing Nickelodeon for $1.6 billion because he claims he created Spongebob Squarepants in 1991
8:06 – After 75 years, Hollywood has declared that there will no longer be a Hollywood Christmas Parade. The last image we have of the 75 years of the parade is Paul Wall and Brooke Hogan singing “Don’t Mean Nothin” in front of the Kodak Theatre.
25:15 – On March 28, Grand Canyon officially opens Grand Canyon Avenue, a glass-bottomed platform that goes 70 feet out over the western rim of the Grand Canyon – cost $40 million to build
27:49 – Joseph Brill pulled over for drunk driving in Albuquerque, N.M. They took him back to the station and realized he’d been suspended 27 times for DUIs
56:29 – Postal rates are going up on May 14, from 39 cents to 41 cents; and then 24 cents to 26 cents for a postcard. They have authorized you to buy Forever stamps, so you can use them no matter what a first-class rate changes to during your lifetime.
12:35 – Jah’s depth charge ringtone goes off
50:47 – Jonathan needs help with data recovery because in a fury he kicked one of his hard drives when it was plugged in and on, and he’s lost his entire music library with 80 gigabytes of tunes
0:20 – S & J correctly predict Miss USA – Miss Tennessee
27:17 – Seth: Someone will be dead by July 4 from jumping off Grand Canyon Avenue
41:52 – Jah goes off on the Whole Foods employee: “Fif-teen minutes! It’s an express lane, you crazy fucking bitch!! … They’re not used to you having $1,800 in your account you fucking asshole? I dropped $1,800 from my GTI and didn’t turn around to pick it up. I stuck it in the paper-only bin. I made it rain in their recycling bin, bitch!! You don’t have any money, that’s why you’re trying to get 40% off your PowerBars bitch!!”
43:52 – Seth and Jonathan make fun of GodTube