View Episode 058
Originally aired 04.02.07
1:02:54 – just Seth
1:02:57 – Jah: “Three words, eight letters, one meaning. Seatbelts.”
30:48 – UYD: Wholesome entertainment
1:01:10 – UYD: We smoke the seeds
1:01:12 – UYD: Raw-doggin’ it
45:10 – Season 6, Tuesday night, FX, The Shield; Tuesday night, VH1, season finale of The Agency; Thursday night, MTV Adventures In Hollyhood with Three 6 Mafia; Saturday, Punk’d – all eight episodes as a special sneak preview; Sunday night, HBO, first of the final 9 episodes, The Sopranos. Jah won’t watch any of these but he will watch The Winner.
24:28 – Spikes from Anheuser Busch hits 7-11s this week – malt-based beverage with caffeine, ginseng and guarana. Great as a chilled shot but even better when mixed with a cold Budweiser. Comes in hot chocolate, hot melon, spicy mango and spicy lime flavors
47:10 – Distraught white woman waving gun at Walgreen’s threatening to shoot everyone in store – cops go to wrong Walgreen’s and hold black mother and teen daughter with Diet Cokes pointing guns at them; dudes having a street race going 120 mph crash and kill a 17-year-old girl, dude gets sentence to two years in prison but judge makes him hang a photo of the girl 2x2 feet with I’M SORRY I KILLED YOU written above it for two more years; Tampa’s spelling – K-E-N-N-D-E-Y; driver pulled over for expired tags has a fully mobile meth lab with potted marijuana plants, plus meth fell out of his armpit; etc.
17:25 – Slim Thug & The Boss Hogg Outlawz feat. Sir Daly – “Recognize a Playa”
21:50 – Rodney Atkins – “Watching You”
11:49 – Army recruiter Marcia Ramode’s e-mail to gay black man Corey Andrew: “…go back to Africa and do your gay voodoo limbo tango and wango dance. Go prance around half-naked. That’s what you do.”
13:06 – Michael Ray Richardson, who coaches a CBA team, is ejected from a game and screams, “Shut the fuck up you faggot!” Reporter later confirms that Richardson previously was talking about his contract negotiations: “I’ve got bigtime Jew lawyers. They know that in this country the Jews are running it, and if you really think about it, they are. If you look at most professional sports, they’re run by Jewish people. If you look at most successful corporations and stuff, more businesses, they’re run by Jewish. It’s not a knock, they’re just crafty people.”
14:28 – Talk show host Michael Savage, about a transgendered woman found dead in San Francisco this week: “You’re gonna cut off your willy? Well you’re gonna wind up dead under a freeway because the wages of sin are death. You know I never understand these people—shots and hormones, three years of hormones and they live like a woman. Sick. And they go to a psychopathic sadistic doctor who does the thing for them. The capital of it is somewhere in Colorado, of course, near Columbine. You wonder why the kids shoot each other there with black raincoats? Psychopaths. Freaks.”
15:16 – NY Giants coach Tom Coughlin, referring to the criticism he endured as a coach last year: “Hey listen, I hear some of it and I see it. It’s like what Adolf Hitler went through. It goes Hitler, and then me, in that order. It’s unfortunate but that’s how it is.”
41:21 – Flavored meth is all the rage. Cooker makes it in a Strawberry flavor so kids won’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Jah: “It’s like strawberry cough, from my favorite movie of all time – Children of Men.”
42:36 – In boarding school, Jah and his boys were desperate to get wasted, so they experimented with Dust-off (meanest nitris high ever), huffing Glade
53:49 – Jah reads a passage from DMT: The Spirit Molecule
7:22 – Jah got duped into seeing The Shooter after Seth fully endorsed it the week before. Jah: “It’s pretty bad. It’s Rambo 3, basically.”
18:59 – Jonathan’s Fabolous story. His friend worked at a record store in the hip hop section. Guy came up to him and said “Hey, I don’t see the Fabolous record. Where is it?” Friend says, “I don’t know, we might be out of them. Just get the Jah Rule record, it’s the exact same thing.” Looks up and the man talking to him is Fabolous
1:00:25 – Jonathan’s story about convincing girls as a teen to raw-dog because he smoked the seeds and was shooting blanks
19:46 – Kentucky woman is suing Lil’ Wayne because she was injured at one of his concerts after he made it rain and she was trampled by the crowd. Suing for $150,000.
25:34 – Simpsons producers in talks to change some 7-11s to Qwik-E-Marts for the movie’s opening in late July
51:02 – NIT champion t-shirts: WEST VIRGINA
52:05 – 14-year-old Rhode Island kid dies in a car accident; friends hold a makeshift memorial service that night at the spot where he died, his best friend is the last to leave and plays the boy’s favorite song on the guitar when another dude comes around the corner, nails him and kills him in a hit-and-run
0:11 – An early start time for UYD – 9:19 p.m.
2:04 – Seth reveals that he has an 8-year-old brother
38:49 – Nicotine Anonymous refers to abstinence from smoking as “smobriety.” Jah: I mean, I was in this parking lot and this woman, she cut me off she took my spot and I got so angry, but then I just said – you know what? I’m not going to let her fuck with my smobriety. … Instead of Hi I’m John, I’m a smoking addict, they’re like you’re an asshole! (39:39)
40:37 – When Jonathan gets dressed around midday, he says to himself, “Do I look sexy, but not sexual?” Seth says the opposite: “Do I look sexual, but not sexy?”
26:34 – Jah is down for you being whatever you are, but don’t be the cheesiest dickweed and do it and then tell him he’s calling you out on being wack
29:51 – Jonathan goes off on people who are paranoid about having ATM cards and “marks of the beast,” then says what the real indications of the end of the world is: 12-year-old chicks on YouTube humping their dressers: “All they do is videotape their fucking asses humping a fucking dresser. That doesn’t concern you?!”
26:34 – Jah: “I’m down with you being whatever the fuck you are, but don’t be a douchebag and do it. Don’t be like the cheesiest dickweed with your shitty shit and tell me I’m an asshole for calling you out on having shitty shit and tell me I’m calling you out on being wack.”