View Episode 059
Originally aired 04.09.07
6:54 – Seth: “Hey dog – love one another. Seatbelts.”
1:02:08
5:49 – UYD: They’re all free
5:53 – UYD: The first one’s always free
36:18 – Last week, for the first time in 58 weeks, Jonathan watched a TV pick – Sons of Hollywood. He says it’s a treat and encourages everyone else to watch the show.
39:10 – On CBS, at 9:30 p.m. on Monday night, the 200th episode of King of Queens – the first of the last 7 episodes. It’s the last sitcom left that premiered in the 1990s.
4:40 – Spikes energy shot – parents trying to get it pulled from stores, calling it “baby booze”
18:24 – Seth twists it by taking us out of Florida and into Ohio. Listener suggest to Jah “Make It Great With 48” and lumping Utah into the Florida mix
5:59 – Business student Matt Sly wrote software for FutureMe.org. Send an e-mail to yourself in the future.
33:40 – Rich Boy – “Boy Looka Here” (not spoken until 35:05)
37:28 – Toby Keith – “High Maintenance Woman”
8:15 – Ian Ziering, on dancing with Cheryl Burke in Dancing with the Stars: “After this, people will remember me for my hit television show, Beverly Hills 90310.”
19:46 – TCAP mentions new law in Ohio that would make peeds have blinking fluorescent green license plate frames
59:03 – Jah reads more from DMT: The Spirit Molecule
1:31 – Jah receives the following text message: OMG. LOL. UYD.
24:13 – Seth’s little league team’s first four batters were lefties: Kevin Fitzgerald leading off b/c he always got on base, Seth hit second because he could drag bunt, Brian Snow third and Sean Gurten hitting cleanup
28:21 – Jonathan’s story about group of brothers at club holding an empty bottle of Cristal, passing it around and taking pictures
44:02 – Seth watching Grindhouse at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, guy in back of theater yells “Overboard!!” when he sees Kurt Russell… later, says “Your Name’s Cash!!”
45:03 – Seth is standing on Hollywood Boulevard and sees a black Shrek, Freddy (gets up in Seth’s grill) and Jason, Pinhead, Michael Jackson, Superman (Christopher Dennis – crystal meth addict) and Jack Sparrow
48:25 – Seth is enthralled by watching Maury Povich’s fat babies segment: “You Al Qaedas can have your 70 virgins. I want four 100-pound 2-year-old babies pushing each other. One baby is so fat she carries a purse to keep food in it.”
50:27 – Jonathan’s story about fat mom and daughter at gas station – paranoid mom snaps at Middle Eastern woman behind counter: “I heard what you said…”
3:16 – Follow-up on “Hold your wee for a Wii” radio station promotion where the woman died – family had filed wrongful death lawsuit, but prosecutors said they would not file criminal charges against KDND 107.9
13:24 – 101-year-old man goes into DMV in Washington state, passes driving test and has valid license for five years. Gets in his 2001 Impala and people are running – his first car was his parents’ Model T
23:18 – Little league baseball in Ohio wants to ban infield chatter that is in any way negative to the other team. Seth heard a little boy look up to a reporter and ask, Can we still steal bases?
25:04 – 30-year-old woman in a mall in Washington state posing as a 17-year-old orphan boy named Mark. Sees 14-year-old girl, hits on her, girl’s Vietnamese immigrant parents allow the lovestruck girl to bring Mark into the house. Mark begins having serious, intimate detailed sexual activity with the girl but is also beating her. Cop finds 30-year-old’s car, runs tags and finds her with outstanding warrants. 14-year-old girl used to question Mark’s gender but every time she did, she got beat
59:05 – LG National Texting Championships
0:12 – This is their hands-down favorite best week of voicemails ever, and Jah dedicates the show to April and new starts
10:15 – Seth ponders how Jonathan has such beautiful hands
11:47 – UYD hired a demographic group to figure out who listens to UYD. They sat down with a team and they said “We’ve found your demographic. You know who listens to UYD? People that are awesome.” And then they threw a three-ring binder at them and walked out
14:08 – Seth predicts that 101-year-old man in WA who was given driver’s license will have killed someone by July 4, at least by Labor Day
53:12 – Jonathan blasting fat mom and her kid at the convenience store
17:59 – Jah talks about jerking off with Jesus lotion