View Episode 060
Originally aired 04.16.07
1:01:17 – Seth: “Celebrate the earth with seatbelts.”
17:18 – Addiction Transfer: 5 years ago Seth gave up drinking but he accelerated the eating. He went from 130 pounds 5 years ago to 295 pounds today
46:29 – 911 supervisor after woman chokes to death on phone: “Another one bites the dust. I guess she bit off more than she could chew.”
22:55 – First mention of the underground. Forty people went on Craig’s List to seek out airport sex. Jonathan references “snow bunnies” and faux straight guys saying “no gay shit” on Casual Encounters. Missed Connections example from Seth: “Hey – I saw you. ’89 Suzuki Samari bumpin’ old school Eminem. You looked at me. I looked at you. We mouthed the words. Was it the red light? I dunno. Peace!” From Jah: “String Cheese show 3 months ago. I was eating a ganja gooball. You looked at me and said ‘hey, what’s up?’ You had a hemp choker on with fimo beads.”
48:01 – IN: Bison meat. IN: Misery clubs. IN: Sumo wrestling. IN: Cyber heckling.
35:13 – Paul Wall feat. Lil’ Keke – “Break ‘Em Off”
36:34 – Jason Aldean – “Amarillo Sky” and “Johnny Cash” (not spoken until 38:11)
20:06 – More and more gay men are using meth, studies show
4:24 – Jah was buying Easter candy at a Target which was a melee the day before Easter. Two girls came in with crazy super butch shaved flattops with shit carved into the head, and both had hip-hop Insane Clown Posse t-shirts with the fruits Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in their gear
5:54 – Seth had a rough Friday the 13th. He woke up and had a flat tire. Talked to his mother later in the day and she had a flat tire on the front driver’s side as well. Before Jonathan arrived he had a full allergic Will Smith Hitch reaction to something, so Jah had to bring him some Benadryl. He left a message for Jah: “Jonathan, my lungs are shutting down. I just want to tell you this. I love you and UYD 4 Life.” He also forbade Jah for carrying on the show without a dead Seth
13:58 – Seth and Jonathan talk about failing at the lemonade fast – Seth lasted seven days and Jonathan lasted eight hours. Seth watched Team America on day 6 and was laughing so hard that he told Jonathan to stop laughing because it was exhausting him too much
41:07 – Seth celebrated Earth Day with Jerry Cantrell and Jonathan two years ago at Woodley Park. Jah recalls an all-white reggae band playing at that event
54:26 – Seth’s story about doing market research for a bad Michael Madsen procedural Suspects – people who don’t know how to turn the damn dial left or right. People are laughing out loud at the worst parts. Seth: “Guy next to me, nodding like this is awesome. No it isn’t.” Last one Seth went to before this was for Naked Juice Drinks – he had to go up to a board with 12 of their different drinks and pick his 3 favorite. Seth: “Every single person put Naked Green Machine, Naked Pomegranate. You stupid assholes!” (1:00:22)
58:20 – Seth sees Johnny Drama and E smoking butts and drinking Heinekens, laughing and clinking bottles at the back door of one of their screenings
2:05 – Turner County HS in Ashburn, Ga. (pop. 4,000) holds first integrated prom
7:41 – 111th Boston Marathon is on Monday – Red Sox-Angels game is at 10 a.m. in conjunction with the marathon. Kenyans have won the race 14 out of the last 16 years
12:06 – America loves big boobs. Breast augmentation has increased 700% in the U.S. in the last 10 years. National Retail Federation reports that shop manikins will have to have enlarged breasts up to 40 DDs to be realistic
22:12 – Atlanta airport is having trouble with dudes blowing each other in the bathrooms
32:30 – Stevie Wonder paying $30,000 for a Grammy he won in 1974 for Best Album for Inner Visions. He never reported it stolen. Stevie is blind and also can’t smell.
34:08 – Archbishop of Chicago, Cardinal Frances George, was hospitalized on Easter with a hip fracture after slipping on some holy water
42:45 – Larry King is celebrating his 50th year on broadcasting and his 200th year on earth. He wants Ryan Seacrest to replace him.
52:34 – Sands Casino in Atlantic City that closed in 2006 was taking out machines and found $17,000 in coins underneath the machines, etc.
16:55 – Seth celebrates 5 years of sobriety
21:12 – Jah knows someone, Tim, who got Chlamydia of the eye – only 2 ways you can get it: 1) insect carrying it gives it to you; or 2) rubbing on some Chlamydia-infested snatch
37:45 – Jonathan tries to keep talking with three cigarettes in his mouth. Seth: “That’s awesome information, probably impossible for our listeners to hear, because you’re chewing tobacco on the right side of your mouth and you have a cigarette on the left.” Jah: “Every time I say Johnny Cash I want to smoke, I don’t know why.”
43:11 – Seth rips on Larry King for his wack interviews and movie reviews
34:30 – Seth: “Jesus is so mad that Ashton Kutcher doesn’t come out at the end of Punk’d anymore that he’s like, ‘I’ll come out.’ … I can’t believe Jesus is doing meth.”