View Episode 066
Originally aired 05.25.07
1:02:05 – Seth mentions “Click It or Ticket” campaign and rattles off some seatbelt stats
1:04:29
29:16 – Monday night on E!, from 10:30 to 11, there’s a new reality show – the first of 6 episodes – Sunset Tan. It takes you inside the trials and tribulations of Hollywood’s most successful upscale tanning salon, located at 8539 Sunset Blvd. … Starting on Monday night, CMT is launching its Dukes of Hazzard farewell tour. After two years on the network, they’re saying goodbye, airing all 143 episodes back to back, 8 p.m. to 10 p.m., Monday-Thursday throughout the summer. … Next Friday, June 1, in Nashville, Tenn., DukesFest is expecting more than 70,000 people. … Monday night on NBC and Telemundo, 9 to 11 p.m., Miss Universe live from Mexico City – 77 countries will be represented. Hosts will be Vanessa Minnillo and Mario Lopez. Judges are Tony Romo and Dave Navarro. The contestant from Jamaica is a Rastafarian, who is trying to dispel stereotypes of marijuana and reggae beats. She is 25 years old and her name is Zahra Redwood … Wednesday night, May 30, Next Best Thing on ABC – Who is the greatest celebrity impersonator? From the producers of Last Comic Standing
5:34 – Stôk – one shot is 40 mg of caffeine; add caffeine w/o altering taste
41:32 – Popcorn Lung: Seth eats so much microwave popcorn that the butter flavor they’re using, diacietyl, heats up and creates a toxic gas and fume. The 6-9 bags that Seth eats every day are plugging his bronchioles with granulation tissue
21:37 – T-Pain feat. Yung Joc – “Buy You A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)”
23:25 – T-Pain feat. Akon – “Bartender” – (Jah mispronounces Patrón at 23:53)
24:32 – Brad Paisley – “Ticks”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
7:46 – Hollywood Park horses – 5 real horses, Jah must pick Seth’s winner
32:52 – Jah: “I shot my reggae Rastafarian wad in the first eight episodes when nobody was listening.”
32:30 – Seth admits he kept a daily journal when he had Dukes on the brain.
42:53 – Seth coughs while asking to see Chris's tits
43:04 – Female listener was wearing a low-cut shirt to a Starbucks and a guy passed her on the crosswalk and said “TWINS!” She laughed b/c of the UYD reference, but the dude thought he was awesome
47:55 – Show me the twwiiiiins!! Quintupleeeets!
1:04:13 - Jah: "Tweeeeeins!"
1:45 – Listener Christine (insurance adjustor) tells of crank caller: “I got an injury. Mack Butts. Show me your tits.”
10:30 – While at Hollywood Park, Seth overhears a dude saying “Yeah, he fucked an Arabian stallion, it was on the news.” Seth is tempted to chime in on Zoo but holds off after he hears the 60-year-old female bartender say “Better hold on tight.”
13:41 – Jonathan being an asshole during his private tour of Sony Theaters with wife and in-laws: “…Yeah, you know, it’s like back when I was on the Night Court set… I was a lot kid.”
30:05 – Jonathan admits to going to a tanning bed to get a base tan for his trip to Hawaii after Seth calls it exactly
37:15 – Jah saw Seinfeld the other day driving his crazy blue Porsche in Sherman Oaks, Seth got Justin Chambers driving
3:02 – Elijah Dukes: “Yo dog, you dead dog.”
34:50 – Miss Universe contestant from Jamaica is a Rastafarian, breaking the stereotype that Rastafarians are interested in only two things. Jah speaks “Emperor Haile Selassie I” in a crazy Rasta voice at 35:44
52:26 – Love God’s Way (Episode 064) was a hoax
55:27 – Barbie Cummings
31:55 – Seth has no question that he has seen every single episode of The Dukes of Hazzard. We first learn of Seth’s notebook decked out with REO Speedwagon, AC/DC and a journal entry about the Dukes of Hazzard
43:54 – Seth goes back to his theory that whistling at women is appropriate, while Jonathan does “SSSMMMOKIN!” (first mentioned in Episode 020, 20:15)
47:01 – Brattleboro, VT – public nudity legal
59:37 – After a day of work, Jonathan would not let anyone go anywhere near his genitals without having a shower first
49:39 – Seth: “(Kevorkian) will kill 100 people by Sunday.”
16:17 – Seth rips the guard on the Sony lot for saying “When you get to the Spiderman, hang a left.” Seth: “Hey dude, there are 7,000 pictures of Spiderman on this lot. He’s on the ground, he’s in the trees, he’s hologrammed on walls.”
19:33 – S & J go off on guy who sat next to Jonathan clipping toenails at Dodger game
50:01 – Seth hammers Dr. Kevorkian for his crazy paintings: “It’s art. Is it?!! I like flowers and moons! I like wildflowers and ocean scenes. Call me crazy, but why does that dog have his cock in that dude’s armpit, and why is that armpit in a bomb, and why is that bomb in a church?” Then Seth rips on John Wayne Gacy.
58:24 – Jah hammers porn actress Barbie Cummings for randomly blowing some gross black dude wearing dirty Dickies and a JC Penney shirt in an ’87 Mustang in a parking lot
7:19 – Jah: “You know there’s a lot of Asians down there. They love the horses.” Seth: “Can I get a Korean?”