View Episode 071
Originally aired 07.01.07
1:03:24 – Jah: “Aliens think… seatbelts.”
58:22 – UYD: We do not draw from the same well
9:31 – Preview of IFOCE 92nd annual Nathan’s International Hot Dog Eating Contest
48:10 – Electro Hypersensitivity (EHS): Because of the electromagnetic smog in our atmosphere being created by all the laptops, wi-fi, cell phones, microwaves, TVs and radios, Seth is walking around in a magnetic beekeeper outfit that prevents him from exposure to dizziness, numbness in his extremities and heart palpitations
13:54 – Samuel Adams Utopia – world’s strongest beer at 25% alcohol served in a 20-oz bottle for $100. Only supposed to drink in 2-oz increments and keep at room temperature
34:24 – Hurricane Chris – “A Bay Bay” (Jah: 8 shots of Patron)
37:11 – Josh Turner – “Me And God” (Jah: “Halfway through each country song for the past several weeks I’ve wanted to choke you out.”)
42:17 – Seth ponders if they really still try to make people stop smoking weed in college
45:18 – Methamphetamine Manufacturer Registry for several states
31:28 – Apparently McDonald’s loves TCAP as much as UYD does because they’re now serving sweet tea.
46:46 – Seth: When’s TCAP coming back? Jah: They’re saying it might not. All peeds from Murphy TX (Episode 052) got off scot-free
0:40 – Jonathan gets an e-mail from a listener who is also a doctor; explains the twins phenomenon
31:09 – Seth smoked three cigarettes at the Grateful Dead concert at the Boston Garden in 1991
2:42 – New term sockpuppetry, where cyber vandals become rogue Wikipedians and submit information under fake names
4:01 – Chris Benoit’s death was posted on Wikipedia before the cops even knew about it
6:35 – Larry King to Paris Hilton: “What hotel chain is your family associated with?”
8:30 – Rogue lesbian gangs are terrorizing the nation. Seth: “In a normal gang you are beaten in; a GTO you are eaten in.”
8:54 – The Bald Eagle is off the endangered species list
19:55 – During BET Awards 2007, host Monique dedicates show to “my sistas on the lockdown, cuz we all just one decision away.”
22:51 – Louisiana last state to ban cockfighting, vote is 97 to 1.
26:45 – Film critic Andy Jones has heart attack and dies in Arclight watching A Mighty Heart. … Seth: “How’s that for a review? … Your movie’s so boring, I died.” (28:45)
32:21 – Dude in Long Beach plays poker with buddies, gets shadrached, gets behind the wheel of his GMC Sierra pickup in downtown and starts slamming into 25 parked cars and 2 pedestrians while people are running: “I was just trying to find a place to park.”
42:31 – Some Rasta gets his head shaved in jail and he’s suing because it took 13 years for him to grow out some super dope dreds
50:31 – Padres fan makes it rain at Petco Park
9:12 – Jah gives a shout-out to a local listener, April
17:17 – Seth’s first reference to “High Net Worth” on CNBC
21:33 – Jah drops it on Seth: “Do you know you admitted to committing a felony on last week’s show? You opened Jay Leno’s mail.” Seth: “Fuck!”
49:38 – Jah reveals Apple’s official street address: 1 Infinite Loop
33:38 – Seth and Jonathan slam the Eric Bana/Drew Barrymore film Lucky You
51:59 – Jonathan goes on an eight-minute tirade about YouTube and how it sends him to a dark place where he is an “alien,” then hammers other podcasts: “Yeah, I do a podcast. Do you? It sucks. Fuck off, you fuck. Stop fucking poisoning my water, you shitbirds!”
11:25 – Jah on Kobayashi: “Apparently he can only open (his mouth) enough to be able to fit in a fingertip, which I’m sure has spawned all sorts of Asian dick jokes.”