View Episode 083
Originally aired 09.22.07
1:03:21
33:00 - UYD: Yo-Yo was the Yoko of NWA
52:36 – UYD: Coldest beer in town
20:13 – Lost and found: I lost my teeth retainer in a neighborhood in Chatsworth. Do you have it? …. I lost my sunglasses on Ventura Boulevard Sunday night around 10 p.m. Seen ‘em? …. Looking for my class ring. I lost it in Lakewood four years ago at a car wash. Anyone? … To the person who stole my kids’ car seats in La Crescenta last week: It’s OK. Some day you’ll be repaid with bad karma. … Warning: Halloween is coming. Keep your black dogs and orange kittens indoors. There are a lot of freaks out there. (22:24) Jah: “You mean like you, who’s writing it?”
31:46 – OUT: T-Rex skulls. IN: Intergalactic meteors
43:34 – David Banner feat. Lil’ Wayne – “Speaker”
42:04 – Tracy Lawrence – “Find Out Who Your Friends Are”
14:04 – Jeremy Piven at the Oscars: “We all have our demons, we all have our shadows, and we dance between both of them.”
Games That Jonathan and Seth Play
16:59 – Jonathan is sent a transcript of an iChat conversation between Cassie and Crow, ripping on the real name and fake name games
12:06 – In a new test, researchers have figured out how to give an entire community a drug test using just a teaspoon of wastewater from the city’s sewage treatment plant. The test would help federal law enforcement and other agencies track the spread of methamphetamines and other dangerous drugs across the country. In early studies from city to city they were showing massive differences in the amount of meth in the wastewater. One urban area with a gambling industry had meth levels more than five times other cities.
1:35 – While driving, Seth sees a dude driving an Escalade with “ESCA” removed to leave “LADE”
2:00 – Jonathan spotted a fat white dude at a gas station wearing a jersey with a Cadillac symbol and ESCALADE written on the back – Jah suspected it was the same dude who Seth saw at the Beastie Boys concert
3:12 – When Seth used to drive his Cheyenne, he had a t-shirt that said THIS IS A CHEVY and he could wear it while driving. Seth: “I’d rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.”
3:36 – Jonathan is on his way home on Sepulveda at Skirball Center Drive, 10 or 15 cars back and 10 feet behind a Nissan Xterra at a dead stop. All of a sudden the car begins rolling back, Jah starts honking and the car just nails Jah. They can’t pull over, both get out. The other dude (scrawny, late 30s early 40s with glasses) is disheveled, looks at his bumper, says “No damage I guess, it’s cool,” and walks away. Jah asks him if he fell asleep and the dude goes, “No, you just rear-ended me.” Jah gets engulfed in rage and comes at him, saying he ran into him. Dude quickly gets into car and slips a “Fuck you asshole” before shutting the door. Jah spits on the dude’s windshield and gets embarrassed as other cars are just sitting there. Jah chases him along Mulholland through the canyon and calling 911. Dude turns into fire station then pulls back out. Jah is on the phone with California Highway Patrol, they ask him if he’s chasing him and tell him to stop chasing him.
50:52 – Jonathan spots Hillary Duff in public. She was wearing jeans, high heels and a sweater. Jah won’t say where he saw her, but they did make eye contact and she smiled
57:21 – Seth went on iTunes and read the comments for Uhh Yeah Dude. He says they were awesomely funny and crazy flattering
1:01:56 – It took Jonathan 15 minutes to actually speak to somebody after he called 911 while chasing the guy in the Xterra.
11:25 – Woman glues high-heeled shoes to man’s feet
22:48 – Pitzer College in Claremont, Calif. – new class called “Learning From You Tube”
0:50 – Jonathan and Seth didn’t hear any of the voicemails because Jonathan forgot to pay the phone bill again
13:06 – This show is being brought to you by Vivaxa – gives you both timing and control
48:30 – Jonathan wishes Seth a happy birthday even though it’s technically no longer his birthday
51:58 – Seth ponders, why does every place he sees say COLDEST BEER IN TOWN?
34:22 – Jonathan Lee Riches is first introduced to us. Riches, 30, is serving time for identity theft and fraud in a South Carolina prison. He just filed a lawsuit this week against Jeff Gordon for “recklessly driving my life crazy.” He also accused Gordon of having a secret trapdoor in his racecar that he dropped Tic-tacs out onto the race track to screw up other drivers. … He filed a lawsuit this summer in July against Michael Vick. He claims Vick stole his pitbulls and fought them for profit to buy arms for the Iranian government after Vick pledged his allegiance to al-Qaeda. He was paid $63 million in gold and silver. In August he sued Barry Bonds for $42 million in Swiss francs claiming he used his baseball bat to crack the Liberty Bill. … In March of 2006 he filed a civil rights lawsuit against George W. Bush, Dane Cook, Dennis Hopper, the Holocaust, Pizza Hut and Pluto, along with 777 other defendants, claiming that they all violated his civil rights. Mike Vick, etc. Riches will get out of prison in March of 2012. … Jonathan has a feeling that Riches is wicked smart but crazy, since you have to be kind of crafty to commit identity theft.
14:28 – Jah and Seth rip on Jeremy Piven for his crazy quote about demons and shadows
15:05 – Seth rips on Sean Penn for comparing the character from Into the Wild with himself because he “grew up surfing.” Seth: “Dude, this kid starved to death in a bus in the Alaskan wildness!!”
49:01 – Seth lashes back at UYD listener Crow: “Aren’t you dead? I thought they were blanks.” Jah: “That’s The Crow. This is Crow.” Seth: “Oh. My bad.”