View Episode 086
Originally aired 10.13.07
1:04:34
36:22 – UYD: Fuck that yellow hash until it’s brown
50:05 – Seth is retelling the latest Tila Tequila episode, specifically the segment in which she asks them to bring her a gift. Ben from Boston brings a teabag and dips in the mug, then says that’s what he wants to do to her. Seth: “Nice to meet you, I’m Ben, I’m from the greater Boston area. Watch how I take it and see how I’m putting it in the hot water? Those are my balls and the mug is your mouth and this is what I wanna do to you. Your name is what?”
7:53 – No energy drinks will be covered this week because Steven Seagal’s energy drink is as shitty as his movies – tasted like liquid candy corn
25:58 – In Rapid City, S.D., they’ve launched a new energy bar called the Tanka Bar – made of S. Dakota bison and Wisconsin cranberries. Similar to the Lakota food that sustained the Great Plains Indians.
54:48 – Hard of Hearer: Seth has trouble hearing and is going deaf. This is the hot new sensory malfunction of the season. Jah has had to supply Seth with a really loud pair of headphones and Seth has been TALKING LOUDER because he has to hear the vibrations
28:22 – Mother of 6th grader in Jacksonville, Fla.: “Does anyone have something to say? You all can get some of this.” Says to classmates when she picked him up from the bus stop, waving a handgun
38:48 – 50 Cent feat. Justin Timberlake – “Ayo Technology”
40:42 – Mindy McCready – “Guys Do It All The Time”
8:52 – Seth saw Jeff Speakman’s Perfect Weapon the day it came out in Lawrence, Mass., with his good friend Jimmy O’Hern, and Jimmy forgot his wallet and had to sneak back in
9:21 – Seth took a newspaper from Starbucks this week that they didn’t know he had under his arm. Jah stole something too, from a pharmacy, but he can’t remember what it was
19:54 – Jah sees a lady pushing a stroller wearing a shirt that was a spoof on the AIDS campaign ‘Red’ with a shirt that says “hammeRED.”
26:59 – Jah has noticed Starbucks’ new breakfast sandwiches and said the smell is horrendous, and when the cleaning agent they use heats up, it smells so bad. The barista told Jah that it was making her physically sick to stand next to it
1:00:00 – Seth had a gang of celebrity sightings. At his Whole Foods, looks up and sees Laurence Fishburne, then turns around and sees Mandy Moore. Turns around and sees Stephen Weber. Also sees Jerry Espenson, Jeff Goldblum, Seth Rogen, Ali Larter, Zach Quinto and America Ferrera. Jah saw Richard Grieco and talked to him for 15 minutes
5:32 – In Maryland, officials have requested that all registered sex offenders in neighborhoods post NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE sign on their front doors
16:21 – Razor scooters has recalled 20,000 of E-300 electric scooters because the handles can break off – Jah jacked up his tooth on a Razor
17:33 – New law in California just passed – in order to up the 72-hour time period after a baby is born, you have 7 days to give the baby away to a fire station or police station
20:28 – City officials in New Jersey want to establish a register for the 100-plus gumball machines in the town because some of them are unlicensed and they believe terrorists could use them to strike
22:16 – Man in New Jersey fills out a withdrawal slip and hands to teller. Someone had written on the back of the slip THIS IS A STICK-UP. Teller activated the alarm and stalled the man; the man then walked outside to a full arsenal of local and state troopers in the parking lot
22:53 – City of Baltimore goes a full seven days without a homicide
23:32 – Southwest Airlines wouldn’t let a man on the plane who was wearing a shirt that read MASTER BAITER.
33:23 – Vegansexuals: Vegans who prefer to couple with other vegans instead of non-vegans whose bodies are composed of rotting animal flesh and corpses
31:25 – Jah and Seth predict that the time will come full circle where there is a ’50s renaissance and no more school shootings – then Seth says he doesn’t think so.
28:57 – Seth brings up the school shooting incidents this week and they show the Cleveland kid being influenced by Marilyn Manson: “Are they still blaming this dude for shit? This guy hasn’t had a song in like 15 years. What are they talking about?! Could I kill someone and they’d say I listen to Elvis and his swiveling hips sent me into a sexual frenzy?! … Marilyn who? … I vaguely remember listening to him in the ’90s. … What’s the cutoff for that?!”
32:00 – Seth hammers the news for reporting on a murder story where they kept saying the kids were having a “pizza party.” Seth: “First of all if you were having a pizza party you should be killed.”
14:10 – Jah: “The brothas have really embraced the Bluetooth technology.”