View Episode 090
Originally aired 11.10.07
42:52
1:04:18
55:09 – Major League Eating sanctioned event in Chattanooga TN – Crystal hamburgers – previous record Kobayashi 97 burgers in 8 minutes; new contestant Joey Chestnut 103 burgers – sets new record.
16:33 – Family in friends in Orlando funeral home viewing open casket of older male relative when male in his 20s begins to attack the man in the casket; “doctor” in strip mall practicing medicine illegally in a strip mall (“I got degrees up the yin yang.”)
52:43 – Seth: “4:20. Simpsons Movie. Tonight. Grove. Holla at a homey.”
11:01 – The Glo Pillow – LED technology, set it 30 mins. fefore you want to wake up to simulate a natural sunrise; LED incapacitator – flashlight with intense LED that pulsates at varying rates, leaves perp extremely dizzy and nautious
7:09 – Rudy Giuliani, while campaigning in New Hampshire: “I took a city that was known for pornography and licked it, to a large extent.”
32:45 – Jenkem being abused by teens. Take fecal matter and urine, put it in a glass jar covered with a bag or balloon, put outside with direct contact to sun for days and let it ferment. Content separates and releases a potent gas that is captured in the bag. High is immediate and can last for up to 20 minutes. It’s a cocaine-like high with vivid hallucinations thrown in for good measure. Slang terms: Leroy Jenkems, Butt Hash, Runners, and Winnie
35:43 – Jah says the craziest thing he ever did to get inebriated was fermenting apple juice – was most disgusting rancid apple juice ever; and he huffed Glade.
13:00 – Seth called some 976 sex lines back in the day, so did Jah. Jah babysat for a friend in the neighborhood and is sure he got wrecked for those things (Episode 037, 57:34).
15:15 – Seth called the Setai Hotel in the morning. After he wakes up he has to have a few hours where he doesn’t have any human contact or speaking because he has the “morning frog.” He called in the morning because he thought it would give his voice more gravitas so he would sound sophisticated. He told the receptionist he would be down there this weekend and wanted to know how much Friday and Saturday would be. Cost is $2,100 a night.
51:06 – Seth reminisces on the time when the thought of calling 911 would send you into a state of abject panic. Neither of them has called 911 – except for when Jah spit on the guy’s windshield on Sepulveda and chased him across the canyon (Episode 083)
54:10 – Jah is going to see the Ween at the Wiltern tonight. The last time he saw them was at the Wiltern – they played for 3 ½ hours, and that was the same night they lost 19-8 to the Yankees in Game 3 of the 2004 ALCS before making their historical comeback
4:41 – Ben Curtis, former Dell dude, who was busted in February 2003 for trying to buy weed killed his contract with Dell. He’s now working at a restaurant in Manhattan called Tortilla Flats. He went as the Dell Dude on Halloween
6:13 – John Coleman, founder of The Weather Channel: “Global warming is the greatest scam in history.”
22:07 – Larry King to Seinfeld: “So, Seinfeld, it was your choice or they canceled you?”
24:58 – Police sheriff in N. Dakota scheduled a fake meet-and-greet with Ozzy Osbourne and Rob Zombie while they were in town on tour for a show. Letters were sent to deadbeat dads all over the area to come by for an open bar and private party. 40 deadbeat dads were arrested at the scene. Ozzy was pissed: “It’s insulting to me and to my audience and it shows how lazy this particular sheriff is when it comes to doing his job.”
26:40 – Urbana Ill. teacher arrested for making second-grade students play “tasting game” in his after-school class
43:10 – Harvard University offering a new course in which 900-plus students have enrolled: Happiness: Learning How to Live a Fulfilling and Flourishing Life in Positive Psychology
50:23 – In Hebron, Conn., a 35-year-old man was arrested after several 911 calls demanding that they bring him beer
5:46 – UYD listener Laura called Jah and asked if Seth really saw Mystery, but Jah assured her he wasn’t making that up
12:31 – Seth wakes up by calling someone on the East Coast, telling them when he wants to get up and having them call him. Jah calls 976-WAKE
13:50 – The Setai Hotel in South Beach Florida is the country’s only six-star hotel
55:02 – Jah has to pee so bad he can’t think straight and asks Seth to take the reins
56:38 – Seth ponders – what was the original name of Pearl Jam?
37:23 – Chinese kid toy Aqua Dots recalled because, when ingested, they have the same chemical reaction as GHB
58:35 – Seth: “How do you think Uhh Yeah Dude’s going to stack up 25 years from now?” Jah: “It’ll be awesome.”
22:56 – Jah and Seth blast Seinfeld for his “Bee Movie.” Seth: “I saw it 10 years ago and it was called Ants, dick.”