View Episode 092
Originally aired 11.24.07
1:02:32 – Jah sings it out
9:41 – UYD: The greatest show on earth
40:56 – (Who’s Teachin’ Harder?) – A) Wisconsin middle school teacher suspended b/c she used the phrase “catch a nigger by his toe” in eenie meenie miney moe; B) Georgia fourth-grade substitute speaks jibberish and then strips down from waist down and lays down on her side
31:26 – Seth: “I wish I had gone to college and been in a frat. But, fortunately, we have Craig’s List for that.”
10:17 – A friend of the show, Timothy, had an art project he started in school called “The Penny Project.” The idea was that b/c it cost too much to make pennies, they would stop making pennies b/c there’s an abundance of them. He’d get people to send them pennies, store them in a giant vault, and then accrue enough of them to where he’d hold them hostage from the U.S. government and make them pay him to release the pennies
23:07 – Seth spots an attractive woman at Santa Monica and Fairfax and notices that it’s the new bad girl from Nip/Tuck (AnnaLynne McCord). Seth tells her she was awesome.
33:39 – Jah’s friend who was a carny told a story about the old-school chef who traveled with the carnival he was with. A lot of hippies had become carnies and were vegetarians, and the chef would do terrible things to the vegetarians like spit in their veggie soup or add bacon to things
1:00:15 – Jah reads an iTunes comment about UYD: “… I hope they are all not longer than about 30 minutes … the one main speaker is a bit much, perhaps he shouldn’t talk as much. … the second-best podcast I’ve heard in a while… the monkeybox is still the best.”
3:52 – Alan Thicke’s ringtones for Diff'rent Strokes and Facts of Life theme songs are being sold for $2.99 – Thicke makes $.11 per purchase
9:57 – It costs $1.67 to make a penny
17:55 – Drew Carey: “I can’t go without the internet even for a day. When my fiancé and I are in different cities, we go on dates in Second Life. It’s a website that’s like a virtual world. We could just talk on the phone, but we meet online instead. It’s fun.”
26:05 – Fan grabbing player’s full package on Lambeau Leap – picture caught in paper
26:55 – Mercury Morris, member of undefeated ’72 Dolphins, while golfing in Miami, comments on the Patriots’ undefeated run: “They got more icebergs to go. They’re going through on this Titanic trip that they’re talking about. So far nobody’s made it across there except us. So we’re over here, we’re docked. We’re waiting here for ya. Right now they haven’t done this. Don’t call me when you’re in my town. Call me when you’re on my block. And when I see you next door, when you’re moving in your furniture, that’s when I know you’re going to play for the championship. And if you win, I’ll be dressed in a tuxedo and I’ll be waiting with my bride.”
28:10 – Halftime of NY Jets home games at Gate D is an unabashed show-us-your-tits Mardi Gras party – Sunday was a free-for-all with security not doing anything
30:06 – Boston University students drinking beer during course … at Duke University, a UYD caller took “The First 10 Years of Funk” but couldn’t get into “The Epitome of Cool.”
32:07 – Carny worker at a fair in Maryland called a number written inside of a port-a-potty five times, leaving a message saying he wanted some carny knowledge. Was a voicemail of a cell phone of a 15-year-old girl, and now he faces up to 15 years in jail for soliciting sex of a minor
0:31 – Jah and Seth discuss the screwed-up sound levels that many UYD listeners noticed during Episode 091
1:51 – Seth upgrades his computer to a G4 iBook, a gift from Jonathan
35:54 – Jah reads more from “DMT: The Spirit Molecule”
45:46 – Seth and Jah do their whistle/ssssMOKIN routine
46:16 – We learn of Jah’s pink/turquoise poncho that was made in Guatemala
49:23 – Seth claims that Jah gets grifted often. Jah says that 90% of him knows he’s being grifted, but 10% of him just wants to hear the story that they’re going to concoct – then he brings up the $2,000 he was taken for online (Episode 043)
2:38 – Jah calls Seth having an e-mail address by 2008
29:41 – Seth calls the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, 2008
25:18 – J & S hammer OJ for his most recent quote: “As always, I rely on the jury system.”
32:59 – Jah rips on carnies, then admits he had a friend who was a carny
57:22 – Jah rips Anthony Kiedis and the RHCP for ripping off a Tom Petty song and getting sued for that, then suing a show for being called “Californication.”