View Episode 094
Originally aired 12.09.07
42:01 – Seth: It was a crazy time without seatbelts
1:04:54 – followed by a cough and a hysterical Jah laugh
55:01 – Old person update: Edna Parker is still the oldest person in the world, and was born on 4-20. No. 2 is a woman in Portugal, a few months younger than Edna. Third-oldest person is an African American woman named Arbella Ewing, who lives in Dallas – positive thinking has kept her alive. Seth tells people not to touch them or sneeze on them so they can stay alive. Oldest man in the world – Tamoji Tanabe (112) in Japan; oldest American man is George Rene Francis (111), who lives in Sacramento and says “smokin’ don’t hurt nobody.” Seth found a YouTube clip of Francis eating ribs at his last birthday. Seth thinks Tamoji will drop before him, but Jah doesn’t like to place bets on it anymore because he felt so guilty after he saw a clip of Yone Minagawa. Jah claims they were never lovers
36:37 – Unk – “Hit The Dance Floor”
40:05 – Bucky Covington – “A Different World”
13:47 – Toad smoking – extract venom from the Sonoran desert toad of the Colorado River, contains chemical bufotenine that causes hallucinations when smoked
14:14 – Jah says Jenkem is BS unless you drink it
19:10 – Methheads are stealing new stuff now – street lights. They’re stealing them because each of them contains several feet of very valuable copper wiring, because the price of copper is skyrocketing
58:56 – Potspace is the new Myspace, but for weeders. Jah re-references his Potpartners.com site that he found
0:28 – Jah: “And this is Seeeeeth!”
4:37 – Seth is waiting at a red light, sees what he thinks is a Honda Accord, but it says Porsche 914 on the back. Seth describes it as a Civic and an an Accord and a 280ZX had a baby and it birthed a Porsche 914
7:36 – Jah sees a bumper sticker while in traffic this week: “Got Christ?” and in tiny letters, “It’s hell without him.” Another one: “Real Men Pray.” Seth sees another bumper sticker: “Searching for Christ? Find his mother” on a creepo rape van
1:02:16 – Jah hears that Tara (a.k.a. ohemgeeitsme) posted her boobs on the forum
11:50 – Dane Cook was asked, “You’ve been getting a lot of acting work lately. How does that compare with stand-up.” Dane: “It works a different muscle.”
17:45 – New college classes: Beginning in January 2008, University of Hawaii introduces “Basics of Home Brewing” – detailing brewing hand-crafted ales in the comfort of your own home
28:13 – Graffiti on church in Los Gatos, Calif.: ALL HAIL SAITAN
31:25 – Driving instructor from Borat is suing producers of the movie for his unfavorable depiction
33:16 – Spirit Airlines causes controversy with new Fort Lauderdale to Bahamas cut prices – fare promotion is called Many Islands, Low Fares (MILF)
49:49 – 28-year-old grandmother in Illinois
0:34 – Seth warns Jonathan that he is sitting almost directly underneath the mistletoe
1:21 – Jah has not been to the website, checked the e-mail or been to the myspace page in two weeks b/c he is playing a live show – Doug Westin’s Troubadour on Santa Monica, Dec. 15
2:07 - More “Behind every cup of coffee, there’s a barista and a good story:” For weeks I had called a customer by the wrong name. He was too shy to correct me. I was so embarrassed when I found out. … Sometimes, they have an argument about who’s going to pay for the drinks: “I’m gonna get it.” “No, I’m gonna get ’em.”
27:07 – This year will be 11th year that TBS will air “A Christmas Story” marathon from Christmas Eve to Christmas Night – unfortunately, it will be first year that director Bob Clark will not be able to watch it – was killed in April on PCH
53:29 – Seth’s sick, Jah’s sick of life. Jah: “What’s your ailment this week?” Seth: “Fucking life.”
1:00:25 – Seth looks ahead to the Episode 100 extravaganzo and ponders what they will do
1:01:44 – Jah never received a pickup line back after requesting it and getting charged for it during Episode 093
1:02:16 – Jah hears through the grapevine that Tara posted her boobs on the UYD website
1:03:22 – Seth thinks they had a great show despite him not feeling 100%
25:01 – UCLA has just finished a study and concluded that teenage drivers are often distracted while driving a car filled with teens
39:58 – Jah predicts that Ricky Hatton will KO PB Floyd Mayweather
16:54 – Seth: “Stop making Mac commercials!”
24:06 – Jah goes off on people who have Easy buttons sitting on their desks
26:22 – Jah blown away by the crazy college studies
45:12 – Seth on pilots experiencing spatial disorientation: “Hey asshole, do me a wicked huge solid – get your ass off the fucking wing of the plane, put your ass back in your body and fucking land this shit at LAX because I’m losing my mind right now.”
59:03 – Jah goes off on the match.com for weedheads: “Could you make weed smoking sound less awesome? Because it sounds creepy and fucking terrible the way everyone’s talking about it!”